Battle To The Clash Of The Titans Tour
Sarnia Sports and Entertainment Centre
Sarnia, Ontario
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009


There is a video package showing the highlights of the last show. It ends with "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH challenging "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels to a match at Clash Of The Titans. The crowd is buzzing in anticipation of the first match.

Gina Carano vs. Joanna Dark
Gina Carano comes in the ring and gives a straight right knocking Joanna Dark into the corner, Gina continues to punch away and kicks to the gut. Gina then holds Dark by the face and slaps her and then an uppercut knocking Dark over the top rope. Gina comes out and Dark kicks her in the gut and then rams her head into the ring apron, Dark then comes at Gina, but Gina drop toe holds Dark into the steel steps. Gina then gets a demented look on her face and grabs a chair. The ref tries to stop her, but she instead decks the ref with and the match is stopped. Gina then takes the chair and smacks Dark in the back of the head on the steel steps, and then again and blood is pouring out of Joanna Dark’s nose as her nose is broken. Gina then starts ramming Joanna’s face into the steps and EMTs are coming to try and separate Gina from Dark. After a while of them attending to Dark, Gina fights through and locks on a Triangle Choke and other refs try to pry her off and finally they do. She heads to the back after not much of a match. She is making it clear that she will not be fooled around with.

Sheik vs. Cat Cora
Cora starts fast with punches to the body of Sheik that look to have little effect, Cora comes off the ropes and gets a Big Boot from Sheik. Sheik picks up Cora and gives her repeated Powerbombs and then hits the SSS for the three. Fast match and Sheik looks to be ready for the Triple threat Match at Clash of the Titans.

Blueprint 2.0 by Jay-Z hits. The crowd erupts as Jay-Z steps onto the entrance stage. He looks around at the crowd before continuing to make his way to the ring. He enters the ring, asks for a mic, begins to speak.

Jay-Z: As you may or may not know, at the show on April 7th in London, Ontario I was attacked from behind and laid out. I came out here, even though I am a bit banged up, to address someone. That someone is Chris Brown. Chris, you think you attack me from behind and take me out? I will not go down that easily. You will need to pretty much kill me before I will stay for good. What you did was cowardly and you should have finished the job Chris. You made the wrong decision. If I were you Chris, I would watch your back because you don't where and you don't know when I will strike. But if you were a real man you would face me in the ring. See as I am talking about you Chris, I doubt that will happen. So watch your step because it may be your last!

Jay-Z drops the mic and heads to the back.

Backstage Mario wishes his brother luck.

Mario: I qualified for The Money In The Bank Dragon Match. Now it is time for you to do the same.

Luigi: You are totally right bro.

Mario: You ready for this?

Luigi: You better believe it Mario!

Mario: Good luck!

Luigi: Thanks!

They pound it and Luigi heads to the ring.

Money In The Bank Ladder match
Luigi w/Princess Daisy vs. Jackie Moon

Luigi starts with a headlock and floats around into a hammerlock, Jackie Moon gives an elbow to the face of Luigi who counters with a big right knocking down Moon. Luigi gives some front slaps to the chest of Moon, then into a standing vertical suplex, Luigi picks up Moon and gets a throat thrust, Luigi follows right back with another big right. Irish Whip and a Back Body Drop, Moon rolls out onto the apron and Luigi tosses Moon back into the ring. Another Irish Whip, Luigi goes for a dropkick and Moon holds onto the ropes and Luigi hits the mat, Moon takes advantage and begins gives shots to the face of Luigi, then some kicks, cover, and a one count. Moon picks up Luigi and a Back Suplex well executed, cover, and a one count. Moon puts on a Side Headlock, Luigi fights out of it and hits with a Side Hip Toss, Moon quickly gets up and Luigi hits with a Pendulum Backbreaker. Luigi calls for the end and waits for Moon to get up, Moon gets up and Luigi hits with a Super Luigi Stunner and gets the three. Luigi advances to the Money In The Bank Dragon Match Clash of the Titans.

Clip of the Mr. Clean/Tito Ortiz match and the announcement of Mr. Clean vs. Terrell Owens at Clash of the Titans

Money In The Bank Qualifying Match
Max Payne vs. Mario Batali

Max Payne immediately gets in the ring and pummels away at Batali, Batali charges at Payne and he back body drops Batali over the top rope to the outside. A few shots on the outside, Payne has a Suplex on the outside countered into a DDT on the outside. Batali pounds Payne back into the ring, Irish Whip and a Flying Cross Body, cover, and a two count. Batali chokes Payne on the mat with his shoe and breaks on a four count, Batali gives a Scoop up Side Slam, cover, and a two count. Irish Whip to the corner, Payne gets his foot up and turns Batali into the corner and hits with a Super Belly to Belly Suplex, and then locks on the Maximum Payne Submission and Batali taps out. Max Payne now enters the Money in the Bank Dragon for a chance to earn a title shot.

“Mr. WrestleMania” JTH is backstage talking to a crewman, when he turns around Chuck Norris is there. The two lock eyes, JTH moves aside for Norris to walk through and Norris does heading to the ring for his match.

NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan & Chuck Norris vs. The Security
Chuck Norris and Blade start out the match, Blade attempts a kick and Norris catches him and turns it into a Back Leg Trip, quick pin and a kick out, Irish Whip and a couple leapfrog and Norris hits with a Jumping Side Kick knocking down Blade. Pick up, a Scoop and a Slam by Norris, tag into Peter Pan and Blade quickly rolls over to Steve Wilkos and tags him in. Wilkos charges at Pan and Pan drop toe holds him to the mat, comes off the ropes ducks under a backhand and lands a Springboard Jumping Back Elbow taking Wilkos down, Wilkos gets up and charges at Pan again who pulls down the top rope and Wilkos goes over the rope to the apron, Pan comes off the ropes and hits with a Springboard Dropkick knocking Wilkos to the outside. Blade tries to come in and take a cheep shot, but Pan sees him and Blade backs off into the corner, Wilkos takes advantage and gets in the ring and clobbers Peter Pan from behind and sends him into the corner. Wilkos puts Peter Pan on the ropes and goes for a Leg Guillotine, but Pan moves out of the way, Pan climbs up on Wilkos’ back and jumps up and hits a Leg Drop onto the back of Wilkos’ head. Peter Pan goes to the top for You Can Fly, but Blade distracts him long enough for Wilkos to knock Pan out of the ring to the outside. Norris tries to get in the ring, but distracts the ref allowing Blade to pick up Pan and drop him on the barricade wall and throws him back in the ring, Wilkos covers, and a two count. Wilkos locks on a surfboard stretch, Peter Pan chant starts up and Pan begins to fight out and gives a Monkey Flip and both men are down. Both men make the tags. Wilkos tags Blade and Peter Pan tags in the hot Chuck Norris. Norris gives a straight kick to the side of Blade’s head, then another, Irish Whip and a Powerslam, cover, and a two count. Knees to the gut and knocks Blade to the corner, Wilkos comes in and Peter Pan breaks up the attempt and knocks Wilkos out of the ring. Zangief and Blitz begin to make their way to the ring and distracts the ref while Norris hits with the Norris Kick onto Blade and makes the cover, but the ref is still distracted by Blitz and Zangief. The Punisher then slides in the ring with Zangief’s World Heavyweight Championship while Norris is making the cover, he hesitates for a moment and then hits Chuck Norris in the back of the head and rolls Blade onto Norris and The Punisher leaves the ring pissed. Referee sees Blade making the cover on Norris and counts, but Norris kicks out at two. Blitz then gets on the apron again and Peter Pan gets on the top rope and kicks Blitz off the apron onto Zangief knocking them down. Peter Pan goes to the top rope and goes for You Can Fly onto Blade who is still over Chuck Norris in a pin position while The Punisher unwillingly distracts the ref, Zangief pulls Blade off of Norris and Peter Pan unintentionally hits You Can Fly onto Chuck Norris and Blitz quickly pulls Peter Pan out of the ring, Blade makes a cover on the lifeless Chuck Norris and gets the three. The crowd is in shock, it took basically five men and all the tricks in the world, but they did it. Zangief and company finds a way to defeat Chuck Norris. The heels celebrate, The Punisher can’t believe what he had to do. Peter Pan checks on Chuck Norris who he unintentionally splashed as the heels head to the back as the show ends.

Quick Results
Joanna Dark defeated Gina Carano via DQ after Carano used a chair
Sheik defeated Cat Cora via pinfall
Luigi defeated Jackie Moon to qualify for the Money in the Bank Dragon Match
Max Payne defeated Mario Batali to qualify for the Money in the Bank Dragon Match
The Security defeated Chuck Norris & Peter Pan via Blade pinning Chuck Norris after Peter Pan unintentionally hit You Can Fly on Chuck Norris after Zangief pulled Blade out of the ring