Results From The NIWA House Show In Windsor, Ontario
Posted by Mr. C.C. on Saturday, March 21, 2009
Under: Results
The last NIWA house show went off without a hitch as they head towards St. Patrick's Day Beatdown on March 27th, 2009 in Toronto, Ontario. Here are the show results in full:
WFCU Centre
Windsor, Ontario
Friday, March 20th, 2009
#1 Contender’s Match for NIWA World Women’s Title
Sheik vs. Gabrielle
Gabrielle throws down Sheik by the hair and starts giving mounted punches to her until Sheik throws off. Gabrielle quickly does a school girl roll for a two count. Gabrielle then charges at Sheik but Sheik trips her to the ropes and then starts choking her with her foot. Gabrielle fights out of it and starts punching back at Sheik, and then puts Sheik in the corner and forearms to the face and starts choking Sheik with her foot in the corner. Sheik kicks Gabrielle’s other foot to trip her. Sheik picks Gabrielle up and starts talking trash to her and slapping her face, she then chokes Gabrielle on the top rope and breaks on four. Sheik then gives Gabrielle a Stalling Suplex holding her up for eight seconds before slamming her on the mat, cover, and a two count. Sheik then delivers a Front Powerslam, cover, and a two count. Sheik Irish Whips Gabrielle who counters with a Huracanrana, Sheik gets up and is getting punches to the face and an Irish Whip to the corner and a Bulldog by Gabrielle. She goes to the top for a Elbow Drop onto Sheik and hits it, cover, and a two count. Gabrielle tries for a DDT, but Sheik turns it into a Spinebuster. Sheik is pissed now and starts punching rapidly at Gabrielle and picks her and gives the SSS for the three. Sheik is the number one contender for the NIWA World Women’s Championship.
Zangief is talking to Bob Barker when Terrell Owens comes in the room.
T.O.: So what exactly did you wanna see me for… champ?
Barker: Ah, Terrell Owens! You see, as you know your teaming with the NIWA World Champion tonight and tonight, he has a proposal to make. That after your done doing what you do in the match, you make sure that Zangief gets the 1... 2... 3 tonight in the Triangle Tag Match.
T.O.: Why? …So he can help his ego after getting beat in 3 minutes at the last show?
Zangief gets in Owens’ face.
Zangief: I’ve said it to everyone else, and I’ll say it to you. That was a fluke!
T.O.: Fluke or not, once I’m the reason we win tonight, and we face each other at the next show; I’ll show everyone that our World Heavyweight Champion can’t GO with T.O.
Owens leaves, Zangief is steaming
Blitz vs. Casey Jones w/April O'Neil
Blitz jumps Casey Jones from behind as he is coming down to the ring. Blitz is completely decimating Casey Jones clearly trying to make an example of him in hopes Mr. Clean is watching. Blitz throws Casey into the ring and continues to beat the tar out of him. Blitz then climbs on the turnbuckle as Casey Jones gets to his feet, when Jones get up, Blitz grabs him and hit’s the All Out Blitz and gets the three count. After the match Blitz continues to beat up Casey Jones, he then picks him and hits a Clean Cut and taunts for Mr. Clean to come out. Mr. Clean then runs out and gets in the ring, Blitz quickly exits the ring and runs to the back.
Jay-Z walks up to Ron Burgundy to get an interview.
Jay-Z: Ron, Ron...
Burgundy: Yes? *Ron Burgundy turns around to Jay-Z* Ladies and gentlemen, it is the newly signed NIWA superstar and rap/hip-hop icon Jay-Z. What brings you here?
Jay-Z I will tell you what brings me here. You have heard the stories over the last few weeks that a certain Chris Brown put his hands on my Rihanna. The young woman who I discovered and molded into a major international superstar was apparently beaten by that scum Chris Brown. Nobody and I mean nobody puts their hands on Rihanna. Chris, if you are listening, than listen well because I will find you and beat your ass. I will find you and I will beat you to a bloody pulp. I don't care where, I don't care what time, but we will get it on. So you better watch your back Chris because I will blindside you and beat you like the dog you are Chris. So if you want beat on someone than beat on me because than you will see what happens. I am not a defenseless woman being over powered by a man. I am Jay-Z and I will put an end to your violence against Rihanna Chris Brown and you can guarantee that!
Jay-Z walks away very angry.
The Punisher vs. Steve Wilkos
Wilkos taunts the crowd while on the apron and Punisher clubs Wilkos off the apron into the guard rail, the two then start trading blows on the outside of the ring. Punisher looks to Irish Whip Wilkos into the railing but Wilkos reverses it sending Punisher to it instead, Wilkos pulls him out and then does it again. Wilkos then throws Punisher into the ring. Wilkos sends Punisher off the ropes, and hits with a Front Slam, cover and a two count. Punisher gives Wilkos a shot to the body while getting up, then shots to the head backing Wilkos into the corner. Punisher gets on top and hits a ten punch combination, after the tenth punch, Wilkos grabs Punisher and drops him onto the turnbuckle. Wilkos then starts beating Punisher’s head into the buckle, Wilkos then moves back and rams his elbow into Punisher’s back in the corner who falls to the mat. Wilkos picks Punisher up and hits him with a Back Breaker, cover and a two count. Punisher starts to make a comeback. Punisher gives some rights to Wilkos, Punisher comes off the ropes and gets caught by Wilkos who gives a Side Slam, cover and a two count. Wilkos then has a Body Scissors on Punisher, crowd starts getting behind Punisher who starts to fights out of the hold, gives more shots to the face, comes off the ropes, Wilkos lowers down and Punisher sees him and gives Wilkos a Throwback Takedown. Punisher then gives more mounted punches to Wilkos’ face and then some stiff kicks to the back. Wilkos gets up and gives a wild swing and misses, Punisher gives Wilkos an Atomic Drop, Wilkos falls to the corner. Punisher charges at Wilkos who moves and Punisher runs into the buckle. Wilkos hoists Punisher onto the top rope going for a one man Security Breach. Punisher shifts his weight and lands on Wilkos. Punisher get up and calls for the end, Wilkos gets up and Punisher locks on the Interrogator (Tazzmission) and brings Wilkos down and Wilkos taps out.
Burgundy: I am here with the Punisher who had a great victory tonight.
The Punisher: Thanks. I guess I just have to show everyone that I deserved a spot in the Elimination Chamber too. And I guess taking out one of the Security is a good start.
Blade attacks Punisher from behind with a 2X4, then he grabs the mic.
Blade: There’s a small problem when you take out only one of us. You ain’t taken out the other one dumbass!
Blade gives a final stomp to The Punisher.
Link is sitting on a bench in the locker room when James Bond walks up.
Bond: Look, We are not friends, probably never will be friends. But I believe tonight, with a bigger goal on the line, that you and me can work as a team.
Extends his hand, Link agrees
Link: Of course, and then when we meet each other at the next show… just like at Night of Death, it’ll be Link standing tall... Again!
Link walks off.
Promo of the Mr. Clean vs. Blitz match at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown.
Mr. Clean vs. Jet Li
Jet Li punches away at Mr. Clean as soon as Mr. Clean comes in the ring. Mr. Clean then starts dealing some rights of his own and comes off the ropes, Li misses a Straight Kick and Clean grabs him and gives a Front Falling Neck Breaker and Jet Li rolls to the outside. As Jet Li is on the outside Mr. Clean comes through the ropes with a Suicide Dive and connects, Mr. Clean rams Jet Li into the guard rail, and then a second time and throws Jet Li back in the ring. Li stumbles into a corner, Mr. Clean climbs on top and gives a ten punch combination on the top rope. The ref is telling Mr. Clean to watch the fist, which allows Jet Li to low blow Mr. Clean without detection. Li grabs Mr. Clean and nails a Sit Down Powerbomb for a two count. Jet Li then picks up Mr. Clean and lifts Clean up for a Suplex and then drop him on the top rope, he delivers kicks to the ribs of Mr. Clean, Li goes onto the top turnbuckle and gives a Jump Kick onto Mr. Clean on the apron sending him to the outside. Li quickly sends Clean back into the ring and gives stomps to the ribs again and then a straight boot to the face of Mr. Clean. Jet Li turns to the ref telling him to back off, when he turns around Mr. Clean grabs him and throws him to the corner, and starts wildly punching at Jet Li, Irish Whip to the opposite corner, Li goes for a Boot to the face while Mr. Clean is coming in, but Mr. Clean sees it and rolls to the outside and trips up Li, It seems that Mr. Clean is going to pull Li’s legs into the ring post, but Li gives more straight kicks to Mr. Clean’s face taking him down and preventing it. Mr. Clean slowly rolls into the ring, and Jet Li locks on an Abdominal Stretch, Li gives forearms to the ribs of Mr. Clean while in the hold. Mr. Clean fights out with elbows and breaks the hold, Mr. Clean goes for a Leg Sweep, but Li jumps over it and grabs Mr. Clean from behind and gives a Gutbuster, cover, and a two count. Li starts choking Clean and breaks on three, Irish Whip reversed by Mr. Clean sending Li to the corner and Li gives a elbow to Mr. Clean’s face. Jet Li then goes to the top turnbuckle, but Mr. Clean bumps a rope making Li lose his balance. Mr. Clean then does his trademark Huracanrana and both men are down. Mr. Clean gets up first and Jet Li shortly after, Mr. Clean gives a Leg Sweep taking Li down. Li gets back up and Mr. Clean gives a Inverted Atomic Drop and then a T-Bone Suplex, cover and a two count. Clean goes for another Irish Whip, but Li spins out and a knee to the ribs, Mr. Clean goes for a backdrop and Li lands on his feet, he goes for Black Mask II, but Mr. Clean ducks and Li can’t grab him and falls on the mat. Li gets up, Mr. Clean goes for the Clean Cut and Li pushes Mr. Clean to the corner. Li misses with a Jumping Knee. Mr. Clean again goes for the Clean Cut and Li holds onto the ropes and gives Black Mask II, cover and somehow Mr. Clean kicks out before a three. Li argues with the ref saying it was a three, but the ref says it was only a two. Li goes back to Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean plays possum and rolls Li up in a Small Package and only gets a two count. Li goes for a Roundhouse Kick and Mr. Clean ducks underneath, he grabs Jet Li and gives the Clean Cut. Mr. Clean then drags Jet Li to a corner setting up for the Cleaning Press, Mr. Clean goes to the top, but Blitz then comes back down to ringside with a steel chair and clocks Mr. Clean in the back and Clean falls to the mat back first and the ref calls for the bell. Both Mr. Clean and Jet Li are down and Blitz poses with a chair as he heads to the back.
Ron Burgundy rushes to get some answers from Blitz.
Burgundy: Blitz, why would you use a chair on Mr. Clean during a grueling match with Jet Li? You didn’t exactly need to do that.
Blitz: The same reason that Mr. Clean “doesn’t exactly” need to be in the NIWA, but he is. Why? To sooth his ego. And a St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown…
Mr. Clean jumps Blitz from behind and the two are brawling back and forth until security backstage tries to break it up.
Promo is shown for the Elimination Chamber Match.
Burgundy: Joining me right now is “Mr. WrestleMania” JTH. *Crowd cheers* JTH we're just moments away from you teaming with Chuck Norris to compete against two other teams that consist of your four other opponents at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown where the winners face each other to be the last man to enter the Elimination Chamber, your thoughts?
JTH: Well obviously we’re gonna win, thanks to me, and then I’ll go on to beat Chuck Norris at the next event, but quite frankly, it doesn’t matter where I enter that match whether it‘s number six or number one. I’ll walk out of St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown the next NIWA World Heavyweight Champion and I’ll put on a performance that would put the other “Mr. WrestleMania” to shame, why? Because I can, so that’s what I do.
Mixed reaction from the crowd.
Burgundy: Thank you for your time.
JTH turns around and Chuck Norris is looking JTH square dead in the face.
Norris: You know kid? You got a big mouth. I don’t do my talking on a mic, I do it in the ring. And if we win tonight, and you and I face each other; you better bring your “A” game.
JTH: Ha ha. You know Chuck, I can understand why you don’t do your talking on the mic… cause your not very good at it. First off, nobody intimidates JTH, not Chuck Norris, not anybody; so let’s get that out of the way now. Secondly, if your dare to think that JTH won’t bring his “A” game “when” you and me face each other, your gonna get beat 1... 2... 3. Don’t you ever worry about me bringing an “A” game. I’m “Mr. WrestleMania”, the only person that needs to worry about bringing their “A” game is... YOU!
Crowd Oohs as JTH walks past Chuck Norris.
Main Event
Winners face each other for 6th position in Chamber Match
Zangief & Terrell Owens vs. Link & James Bond vs. JTH & Chuck Norris
Two men will be in the ring at once and anyone can tag anybody else. James Bond and JTH start out the match. Bond starts off with a Headlock into a Hammerlock, JTH elbows out of it and comes off and gets a Kitchen Sink by James Bond, who locks on another headlock. JTH pushes Bond into the ropes and Bond gives a Shoulder Block and goes off the ropes again, JTH ducks Bond goes for an elbow and JTH moves and gives a elbow of his own. A European Uppercut by JTH sending Bonding to the corner. JTH forcefully tags Chuck Norris into the ring and Norris and JTH start jawing back and forth again. Chuck gives massive body shots to Bond and then a Short-arm Clothesline, cover, and Zangief breaks up and count and gets back to the outside, Norris gives Zangief a punch to the face and the ref calls it a tag and makes Norris leave the ring, Zangief comes in and gives a massive Leg Drop and cover and a two count. Zangief Irish Whips Bond off the ropes and picks up Bond for a Military Press Slam, Bond slips behind Zangief and goes for a German Suplex, but Zangief powers out of Bond’s grip. Zangief charges at Bond and moves leading him into their corner, Bond tags Link and Link goes to the second ropes and Bond grabs Zangief in a go behind. Link gives a Dropkick from the middle turnbuckle which hits momentum for Bond to give a Release German Suplex to Zangief, cover and Owens breaks up the count. Link puts Zangief in a Armbar, Zangief with his strength is able to drag Link over to his corner and tags Owens so gives Link some stomps to the face breaking the Arm Bar attempt. Owens tosses Link into the unused corner and gives Football Shoulder Tackles in the corner, Link jumps up and grabs Owens into a Sunset Flip for a two. Owens quickly gets up and Clotheslines Link back down. Owens goes to the middle ropes and gets a boot to the face and goes down, Link then goes to the middle rope and Owens runs in; Link grabs Owens looking for the Tornado DDT. JTH runs over and tags Link and throws Link into the ring causing Link to hit the DDT on Owens, JTH gets in the ring covers Owens for a two count. Link gets pissed off at JTH and gives him a shove, JTH goes for a WrestleMania Kick and hits Zangief on the outside. Link then picks up JTH and hits with the Falcons Arrow. Chuck Norris then gets in the ring and hits the Norris Kick to Link which makes James Bond get in the ring to try a Secret Agent Slam, Norris counters out of and goes for a Norris Kick, Bond grabs his foot and locks on the Ankle Lock onto Norris. Zangief gets in the ring and gives the Russian National Slam to James Bond and makes the cover, the ref counts so it seems the tag rules are now Lucha Libre tag team rules. Cover and Link breaks it up. Link starts giving rights to Zangief and Irish Whip that Zangief counters, Zangief ducks to early and gets a kick to the chops and Link lifts Zangief up and hits the ZDT that Owens breaks up with a kick to the side of the head. Zangief rolls to a corner while Owens sets up Link for a T.O. Elbow, he comes off the ropes and gets caught by Link who puts on the Triforce Lock and Owens isn’t tapping. James Bond comes over and locks on the Ankle Lock. Owens has both finishing moves on him, but isn’t tapping yet. JTH climbs to the top turnbuckle and gives a Diving Clothesline onto James Bond breaking the Ankle Lock while Link still has the Triforce Lock on. Zangief gets up and literally pushes Link and Owens out of the ring. Zangief turns around and Chuck Norris is in the ring and the crowd goes wild as Zangief and Chuck Norris lock eyes. Zangief and Norris start trading blows and it seems that Zangief is getting the upper hand and goes for a big Clothesline but misses and Norris comes back with kicks to the legs of Zangief and then a Jumping Spin Kick. Norris then goes to the top turnbuckle to go for a super Norris Kick, but Zangief catches Norris and goes for a Russian National Slam, but Norris grabs the top rope to prevent getting thrown and delivers knuckle shots to the face of Zangief breaking the grip of the champion and Norris hits the Norris Kick and the champion goes down. Norris is about to make the cover, but JTH gets in the ring and gives the WrestleMania Kick to Norris knocking Norris out. JTH then makes the cover on Zangief and gets the three. It will be JTH going up against Chuck Norris at the next event, but JTH shows that all bets were off before the match. JTH lived up to his word that JTH was the reason the team would win, but Chuck Norris had a bit more help in it then JTH will admit. JTH poses over Chuck Norris getting a mixed reaction from the crowd as the show ends.
WFCU Centre
Windsor, Ontario
Friday, March 20th, 2009
#1 Contender’s Match for NIWA World Women’s Title
Sheik vs. Gabrielle
Gabrielle throws down Sheik by the hair and starts giving mounted punches to her until Sheik throws off. Gabrielle quickly does a school girl roll for a two count. Gabrielle then charges at Sheik but Sheik trips her to the ropes and then starts choking her with her foot. Gabrielle fights out of it and starts punching back at Sheik, and then puts Sheik in the corner and forearms to the face and starts choking Sheik with her foot in the corner. Sheik kicks Gabrielle’s other foot to trip her. Sheik picks Gabrielle up and starts talking trash to her and slapping her face, she then chokes Gabrielle on the top rope and breaks on four. Sheik then gives Gabrielle a Stalling Suplex holding her up for eight seconds before slamming her on the mat, cover, and a two count. Sheik then delivers a Front Powerslam, cover, and a two count. Sheik Irish Whips Gabrielle who counters with a Huracanrana, Sheik gets up and is getting punches to the face and an Irish Whip to the corner and a Bulldog by Gabrielle. She goes to the top for a Elbow Drop onto Sheik and hits it, cover, and a two count. Gabrielle tries for a DDT, but Sheik turns it into a Spinebuster. Sheik is pissed now and starts punching rapidly at Gabrielle and picks her and gives the SSS for the three. Sheik is the number one contender for the NIWA World Women’s Championship.
Zangief is talking to Bob Barker when Terrell Owens comes in the room.
T.O.: So what exactly did you wanna see me for… champ?
Barker: Ah, Terrell Owens! You see, as you know your teaming with the NIWA World Champion tonight and tonight, he has a proposal to make. That after your done doing what you do in the match, you make sure that Zangief gets the 1... 2... 3 tonight in the Triangle Tag Match.
T.O.: Why? …So he can help his ego after getting beat in 3 minutes at the last show?
Zangief gets in Owens’ face.
Zangief: I’ve said it to everyone else, and I’ll say it to you. That was a fluke!
T.O.: Fluke or not, once I’m the reason we win tonight, and we face each other at the next show; I’ll show everyone that our World Heavyweight Champion can’t GO with T.O.
Owens leaves, Zangief is steaming
Blitz vs. Casey Jones w/April O'Neil
Blitz jumps Casey Jones from behind as he is coming down to the ring. Blitz is completely decimating Casey Jones clearly trying to make an example of him in hopes Mr. Clean is watching. Blitz throws Casey into the ring and continues to beat the tar out of him. Blitz then climbs on the turnbuckle as Casey Jones gets to his feet, when Jones get up, Blitz grabs him and hit’s the All Out Blitz and gets the three count. After the match Blitz continues to beat up Casey Jones, he then picks him and hits a Clean Cut and taunts for Mr. Clean to come out. Mr. Clean then runs out and gets in the ring, Blitz quickly exits the ring and runs to the back.
Jay-Z walks up to Ron Burgundy to get an interview.
Jay-Z: Ron, Ron...
Burgundy: Yes? *Ron Burgundy turns around to Jay-Z* Ladies and gentlemen, it is the newly signed NIWA superstar and rap/hip-hop icon Jay-Z. What brings you here?
Jay-Z I will tell you what brings me here. You have heard the stories over the last few weeks that a certain Chris Brown put his hands on my Rihanna. The young woman who I discovered and molded into a major international superstar was apparently beaten by that scum Chris Brown. Nobody and I mean nobody puts their hands on Rihanna. Chris, if you are listening, than listen well because I will find you and beat your ass. I will find you and I will beat you to a bloody pulp. I don't care where, I don't care what time, but we will get it on. So you better watch your back Chris because I will blindside you and beat you like the dog you are Chris. So if you want beat on someone than beat on me because than you will see what happens. I am not a defenseless woman being over powered by a man. I am Jay-Z and I will put an end to your violence against Rihanna Chris Brown and you can guarantee that!
Jay-Z walks away very angry.
The Punisher vs. Steve Wilkos
Wilkos taunts the crowd while on the apron and Punisher clubs Wilkos off the apron into the guard rail, the two then start trading blows on the outside of the ring. Punisher looks to Irish Whip Wilkos into the railing but Wilkos reverses it sending Punisher to it instead, Wilkos pulls him out and then does it again. Wilkos then throws Punisher into the ring. Wilkos sends Punisher off the ropes, and hits with a Front Slam, cover and a two count. Punisher gives Wilkos a shot to the body while getting up, then shots to the head backing Wilkos into the corner. Punisher gets on top and hits a ten punch combination, after the tenth punch, Wilkos grabs Punisher and drops him onto the turnbuckle. Wilkos then starts beating Punisher’s head into the buckle, Wilkos then moves back and rams his elbow into Punisher’s back in the corner who falls to the mat. Wilkos picks Punisher up and hits him with a Back Breaker, cover and a two count. Punisher starts to make a comeback. Punisher gives some rights to Wilkos, Punisher comes off the ropes and gets caught by Wilkos who gives a Side Slam, cover and a two count. Wilkos then has a Body Scissors on Punisher, crowd starts getting behind Punisher who starts to fights out of the hold, gives more shots to the face, comes off the ropes, Wilkos lowers down and Punisher sees him and gives Wilkos a Throwback Takedown. Punisher then gives more mounted punches to Wilkos’ face and then some stiff kicks to the back. Wilkos gets up and gives a wild swing and misses, Punisher gives Wilkos an Atomic Drop, Wilkos falls to the corner. Punisher charges at Wilkos who moves and Punisher runs into the buckle. Wilkos hoists Punisher onto the top rope going for a one man Security Breach. Punisher shifts his weight and lands on Wilkos. Punisher get up and calls for the end, Wilkos gets up and Punisher locks on the Interrogator (Tazzmission) and brings Wilkos down and Wilkos taps out.
Burgundy: I am here with the Punisher who had a great victory tonight.
The Punisher: Thanks. I guess I just have to show everyone that I deserved a spot in the Elimination Chamber too. And I guess taking out one of the Security is a good start.
Blade attacks Punisher from behind with a 2X4, then he grabs the mic.
Blade: There’s a small problem when you take out only one of us. You ain’t taken out the other one dumbass!
Blade gives a final stomp to The Punisher.
Link is sitting on a bench in the locker room when James Bond walks up.
Bond: Look, We are not friends, probably never will be friends. But I believe tonight, with a bigger goal on the line, that you and me can work as a team.
Extends his hand, Link agrees
Link: Of course, and then when we meet each other at the next show… just like at Night of Death, it’ll be Link standing tall... Again!
Link walks off.
Promo of the Mr. Clean vs. Blitz match at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown.
Mr. Clean vs. Jet Li
Jet Li punches away at Mr. Clean as soon as Mr. Clean comes in the ring. Mr. Clean then starts dealing some rights of his own and comes off the ropes, Li misses a Straight Kick and Clean grabs him and gives a Front Falling Neck Breaker and Jet Li rolls to the outside. As Jet Li is on the outside Mr. Clean comes through the ropes with a Suicide Dive and connects, Mr. Clean rams Jet Li into the guard rail, and then a second time and throws Jet Li back in the ring. Li stumbles into a corner, Mr. Clean climbs on top and gives a ten punch combination on the top rope. The ref is telling Mr. Clean to watch the fist, which allows Jet Li to low blow Mr. Clean without detection. Li grabs Mr. Clean and nails a Sit Down Powerbomb for a two count. Jet Li then picks up Mr. Clean and lifts Clean up for a Suplex and then drop him on the top rope, he delivers kicks to the ribs of Mr. Clean, Li goes onto the top turnbuckle and gives a Jump Kick onto Mr. Clean on the apron sending him to the outside. Li quickly sends Clean back into the ring and gives stomps to the ribs again and then a straight boot to the face of Mr. Clean. Jet Li turns to the ref telling him to back off, when he turns around Mr. Clean grabs him and throws him to the corner, and starts wildly punching at Jet Li, Irish Whip to the opposite corner, Li goes for a Boot to the face while Mr. Clean is coming in, but Mr. Clean sees it and rolls to the outside and trips up Li, It seems that Mr. Clean is going to pull Li’s legs into the ring post, but Li gives more straight kicks to Mr. Clean’s face taking him down and preventing it. Mr. Clean slowly rolls into the ring, and Jet Li locks on an Abdominal Stretch, Li gives forearms to the ribs of Mr. Clean while in the hold. Mr. Clean fights out with elbows and breaks the hold, Mr. Clean goes for a Leg Sweep, but Li jumps over it and grabs Mr. Clean from behind and gives a Gutbuster, cover, and a two count. Li starts choking Clean and breaks on three, Irish Whip reversed by Mr. Clean sending Li to the corner and Li gives a elbow to Mr. Clean’s face. Jet Li then goes to the top turnbuckle, but Mr. Clean bumps a rope making Li lose his balance. Mr. Clean then does his trademark Huracanrana and both men are down. Mr. Clean gets up first and Jet Li shortly after, Mr. Clean gives a Leg Sweep taking Li down. Li gets back up and Mr. Clean gives a Inverted Atomic Drop and then a T-Bone Suplex, cover and a two count. Clean goes for another Irish Whip, but Li spins out and a knee to the ribs, Mr. Clean goes for a backdrop and Li lands on his feet, he goes for Black Mask II, but Mr. Clean ducks and Li can’t grab him and falls on the mat. Li gets up, Mr. Clean goes for the Clean Cut and Li pushes Mr. Clean to the corner. Li misses with a Jumping Knee. Mr. Clean again goes for the Clean Cut and Li holds onto the ropes and gives Black Mask II, cover and somehow Mr. Clean kicks out before a three. Li argues with the ref saying it was a three, but the ref says it was only a two. Li goes back to Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean plays possum and rolls Li up in a Small Package and only gets a two count. Li goes for a Roundhouse Kick and Mr. Clean ducks underneath, he grabs Jet Li and gives the Clean Cut. Mr. Clean then drags Jet Li to a corner setting up for the Cleaning Press, Mr. Clean goes to the top, but Blitz then comes back down to ringside with a steel chair and clocks Mr. Clean in the back and Clean falls to the mat back first and the ref calls for the bell. Both Mr. Clean and Jet Li are down and Blitz poses with a chair as he heads to the back.
Ron Burgundy rushes to get some answers from Blitz.
Burgundy: Blitz, why would you use a chair on Mr. Clean during a grueling match with Jet Li? You didn’t exactly need to do that.
Blitz: The same reason that Mr. Clean “doesn’t exactly” need to be in the NIWA, but he is. Why? To sooth his ego. And a St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown…
Mr. Clean jumps Blitz from behind and the two are brawling back and forth until security backstage tries to break it up.
Promo is shown for the Elimination Chamber Match.
Burgundy: Joining me right now is “Mr. WrestleMania” JTH. *Crowd cheers* JTH we're just moments away from you teaming with Chuck Norris to compete against two other teams that consist of your four other opponents at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown where the winners face each other to be the last man to enter the Elimination Chamber, your thoughts?
JTH: Well obviously we’re gonna win, thanks to me, and then I’ll go on to beat Chuck Norris at the next event, but quite frankly, it doesn’t matter where I enter that match whether it‘s number six or number one. I’ll walk out of St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown the next NIWA World Heavyweight Champion and I’ll put on a performance that would put the other “Mr. WrestleMania” to shame, why? Because I can, so that’s what I do.
Mixed reaction from the crowd.
Burgundy: Thank you for your time.
JTH turns around and Chuck Norris is looking JTH square dead in the face.
Norris: You know kid? You got a big mouth. I don’t do my talking on a mic, I do it in the ring. And if we win tonight, and you and I face each other; you better bring your “A” game.
JTH: Ha ha. You know Chuck, I can understand why you don’t do your talking on the mic… cause your not very good at it. First off, nobody intimidates JTH, not Chuck Norris, not anybody; so let’s get that out of the way now. Secondly, if your dare to think that JTH won’t bring his “A” game “when” you and me face each other, your gonna get beat 1... 2... 3. Don’t you ever worry about me bringing an “A” game. I’m “Mr. WrestleMania”, the only person that needs to worry about bringing their “A” game is... YOU!
Crowd Oohs as JTH walks past Chuck Norris.
Main Event
Winners face each other for 6th position in Chamber Match
Zangief & Terrell Owens vs. Link & James Bond vs. JTH & Chuck Norris
Two men will be in the ring at once and anyone can tag anybody else. James Bond and JTH start out the match. Bond starts off with a Headlock into a Hammerlock, JTH elbows out of it and comes off and gets a Kitchen Sink by James Bond, who locks on another headlock. JTH pushes Bond into the ropes and Bond gives a Shoulder Block and goes off the ropes again, JTH ducks Bond goes for an elbow and JTH moves and gives a elbow of his own. A European Uppercut by JTH sending Bonding to the corner. JTH forcefully tags Chuck Norris into the ring and Norris and JTH start jawing back and forth again. Chuck gives massive body shots to Bond and then a Short-arm Clothesline, cover, and Zangief breaks up and count and gets back to the outside, Norris gives Zangief a punch to the face and the ref calls it a tag and makes Norris leave the ring, Zangief comes in and gives a massive Leg Drop and cover and a two count. Zangief Irish Whips Bond off the ropes and picks up Bond for a Military Press Slam, Bond slips behind Zangief and goes for a German Suplex, but Zangief powers out of Bond’s grip. Zangief charges at Bond and moves leading him into their corner, Bond tags Link and Link goes to the second ropes and Bond grabs Zangief in a go behind. Link gives a Dropkick from the middle turnbuckle which hits momentum for Bond to give a Release German Suplex to Zangief, cover and Owens breaks up the count. Link puts Zangief in a Armbar, Zangief with his strength is able to drag Link over to his corner and tags Owens so gives Link some stomps to the face breaking the Arm Bar attempt. Owens tosses Link into the unused corner and gives Football Shoulder Tackles in the corner, Link jumps up and grabs Owens into a Sunset Flip for a two. Owens quickly gets up and Clotheslines Link back down. Owens goes to the middle ropes and gets a boot to the face and goes down, Link then goes to the middle rope and Owens runs in; Link grabs Owens looking for the Tornado DDT. JTH runs over and tags Link and throws Link into the ring causing Link to hit the DDT on Owens, JTH gets in the ring covers Owens for a two count. Link gets pissed off at JTH and gives him a shove, JTH goes for a WrestleMania Kick and hits Zangief on the outside. Link then picks up JTH and hits with the Falcons Arrow. Chuck Norris then gets in the ring and hits the Norris Kick to Link which makes James Bond get in the ring to try a Secret Agent Slam, Norris counters out of and goes for a Norris Kick, Bond grabs his foot and locks on the Ankle Lock onto Norris. Zangief gets in the ring and gives the Russian National Slam to James Bond and makes the cover, the ref counts so it seems the tag rules are now Lucha Libre tag team rules. Cover and Link breaks it up. Link starts giving rights to Zangief and Irish Whip that Zangief counters, Zangief ducks to early and gets a kick to the chops and Link lifts Zangief up and hits the ZDT that Owens breaks up with a kick to the side of the head. Zangief rolls to a corner while Owens sets up Link for a T.O. Elbow, he comes off the ropes and gets caught by Link who puts on the Triforce Lock and Owens isn’t tapping. James Bond comes over and locks on the Ankle Lock. Owens has both finishing moves on him, but isn’t tapping yet. JTH climbs to the top turnbuckle and gives a Diving Clothesline onto James Bond breaking the Ankle Lock while Link still has the Triforce Lock on. Zangief gets up and literally pushes Link and Owens out of the ring. Zangief turns around and Chuck Norris is in the ring and the crowd goes wild as Zangief and Chuck Norris lock eyes. Zangief and Norris start trading blows and it seems that Zangief is getting the upper hand and goes for a big Clothesline but misses and Norris comes back with kicks to the legs of Zangief and then a Jumping Spin Kick. Norris then goes to the top turnbuckle to go for a super Norris Kick, but Zangief catches Norris and goes for a Russian National Slam, but Norris grabs the top rope to prevent getting thrown and delivers knuckle shots to the face of Zangief breaking the grip of the champion and Norris hits the Norris Kick and the champion goes down. Norris is about to make the cover, but JTH gets in the ring and gives the WrestleMania Kick to Norris knocking Norris out. JTH then makes the cover on Zangief and gets the three. It will be JTH going up against Chuck Norris at the next event, but JTH shows that all bets were off before the match. JTH lived up to his word that JTH was the reason the team would win, but Chuck Norris had a bit more help in it then JTH will admit. JTH poses over Chuck Norris getting a mixed reaction from the crowd as the show ends.
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