Battle To The The Clash Of The Titans Tour
Scotiabank Place
Ottawa, Ontario
Friday, April 3rd, 2009

One Little Victory by Rush hits.  The crowd erupts as they know who this is.  Mr. C.C. steps onto the entrance stage with a mic in hand.  He has an announcement to make regarding Clash Of The Titans.

Mr. C.C.: I am out to here to announce the official theme song for Clash Of The Titans.  It is Prepare For War by DragonForce.  Take a listen.

Prepare For War by DragonForce

The song finishes playing over the sound system.

[b]Mr. C.C.:[/b] This seems pretty fitting as all the NIWA superstar will be preparing for war at Clash Of The Titans.  Now on with the show.

Mr. C.C. heads to the back as the first match is up next.  

Chris Crocker vs. Gargamel
This was a match of jobbers.  It pitted the obsessed Britney Spears fan Chris Crocker against the Smurfs hatter Gargamel.  It was Gargamel who took the early advantage in the match.  Crocker would battle back to get the upper hand in the match.  Crocker than hits The Leave Britney Alone for the three.

The challenger for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship and the challenger for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship are in the ring.  They are jarring back and forth as they will win the championship they are challenging for.

Challenger vs. Challenger
Blitz vs. Chuck Norris

The bells sounds to signal the start of the match.  Blitz slaps Chuck Norris, but Norris doesn't take kindly to it.  Norris fakes out Blitz and Blitz quickly gets out of the ring.  Blitz taunts Norris to the point Norris gets out of the ring and chases Blitz around the ring.  Blitz slides in to the ring, Norris follow, Blitz starts stomping on the back of Norris.  Blitz lands a few double axe handles to the back of the neck of Norris.  Blitz grabs Norris and hits a neck breaker, goes for the pin, and only a two count.  Blitz starts choking Norris and breaks at three and a half.  The ref tells Blitz to stay off the choke, but he acts innocent like he isn't doing anything wrong.  While Blitz's attention is to the ref, this allows Norris to recover some.  Norris gets to his feet, Blitz turns around, and Norris hits Blitz with a boot to the face.  Blitz is holding his face in pain.  Norris whips Blitz into the corner, follows in, and hits Blitz with a clothesline take him down to the mat.  Norris grabs Blitz and hits a gut wrench powerbomb, goes for the pin, but only gets a two count.  Norris goes for another powebomb, Blitz counters it into a hurricanrana, only able to hook one leg, and only gets a two count.  Blitz and Norris up to their feet, Blitz ducks a clothesline a clothesline attempt by Norris, Blitz hits a backslide, and gets a two count.  Norris takes down Blitz with a thunderous clothesline.  Norris whips Blitz off the ropes, hits a powerslam, hooks the far leg, but only get a two count.  Norris whips Blitz into the corner.  He is getting the crowd into it.  Norris runs at Blitz with a clotheslines, Blitz moves out of the way, Norris hits the corner sternum first, and hits a high dropkick to the back of Norris' head.  Norris stumbles out of the corner holding the back of his head in pain.  Blitz hits a chop block to the back of Norris' right knee.  Blitz is now stomping away on the back of Norris' right knee.  He is trying to take out Norris' knee so he can't do the Norris kick.  Norris is clutching his right knee in pain.  Blitz jams the right knee of Norris down on the mat.  Blitz drags Norris over to the corner and slams Norris' right knee about against the steel right post.  You can see the pain etched on Norris' face.  Norris is trying to fight back, but Blitz lays into Norris with a few right hands.  Blitz once again slams Norris' knee against the ring post.  Blitz gets in the ring, drags Norris to the center, lands an elbow on the right knee of Norris, starts wrenching on it to try and make Norris submit.  The ref is in position to see if Norris submits, but he does not.  Blitz is yelling at the ref to ask Norris is he gives up, but again Norris is not giving up. Blitz than uses his knee to inflict more punishment on the right knee of Norris.  Blitz goes to whip Norris off the ropes, Norris reverses it, but Blitz stops Norris dead in his tracks by landing a dropkick to the right knee of Norris.  As Norris is clutching his knee in pain, he is hunched over, this allows Blitz to hit a DDT.  Blitz quickly goes for the pin, hooks the near leg, but only gets a two count.  Blitz pleads with the ref that it was a three count, but the ref tells Blitz that it was only a two count.  Blitz whips Norris into the corner.  Norris hobbled into the corner because of his hurt knee.  Blitz has a cocky look on his face like he has the match in his favor.  Blitz is taunting the crowd.  The crowd boos Blitz.  He than finally run at Norris, but Norris moves out of the way at the last moment, Blitz goes crashing shoulder first into the steel ring post.  This buys Norris some more time.  He is trying to shake it off.  Norris grabs Blitz and hits a back drop suplex.  You can see the move took a lot out of him as he is holding his knee in pain.  Norris is slowly into the pin, but Blitz is able to kick out at two.  Norris is slowly to his feet and trying to get the crowd behind him while keeping focused on his opponent.  Norris hobbles towards Blitz, he grabs him and hits a vertical suplex while trying on to put any weight on his bad knee.  Norris goes for the pin, but again gets a two count only.  Norris grabs Blitz and hits another gut wrench powerbomb.  The tables have turned back in Norris' favor.  Bob Barker comes out to the ring and is distracting the ref.  This allows the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Zangief to hit the ring.  Norris sees this and turns his attention to Zangief.  Zangief drapes the throat of Norris over the top rope.  Norris stumbles backwards holding his throat, Zangief gets in the ring and takes out Norris with The Russian National Slam.  He drapes Blitz over the downed Norris.  Barker gets off the ring apron, the ref turns around, he see what is going on, has no choice, and counts the three.  Blitz victorious with help from the Bob Barker and the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief.  Blitz has no idea what happened.  Zangief helps Blitz to the back.

In the back "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH is watching what has happened over the past week with "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels.

Ron Burgundy catches up with Zangief to get some answers about what just happened.

Burgundy: Zangief, I want to ask you why you interfered in that last match?

Zangief: Ron, you must be a very simple man because it should be clear to you why I interfered in that last match.  You see I don't want Chuck Norris making it to Clash Of The Titans and this is just the first step of accomplishing that.

Burgundy: By doing this, do you give people the impression that you are scared of Chuck Norris?

Zangief: Scared?  SCARED?  I am scared of no one.  I am especially not scared of Chuck Norris.  I pinned him in the Elimination Chamber Match at St. Patrick's Day Beatdown and I beat him at Night Of Death.

Burgundy: But didn't you win by disqualification based on something that Chuck Norris didn't do at Night Of Death?

Zangief: The fact is I beat him.  So Chuck Norris, you have had another taste of what I can do.  I will not be surprised if you forfeit this match because nobody is taking the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship away from ME!

Zangief walks away and heads towards his dressing room.

Xena Warrior Princess vs. Avril Lavigne

Both women are in the ring and Avril Lavigne tries not to look intimidated by Xena Warrior Princess.  Xena is just starring down Lavigne.  Lavigne bounces off the ropes, tries to shoulder block Xena, but she doesn't budge.  Xena is taunting Lavigne.  Lavigne bounces off the ropes again, tries to clotheslines Xena to no avail.  Lavignes bounces off the ropes a third time, but Xena takes her down with a boot to the face of Lavigne.  Xena is getting the crowd pumped up and getting them behind her.  Xena turns her attention back to Lavigne, Xena goes to grab Lavigne, but Lavigne rolls up Xena in a small package.  Lavigne is only able to get a two count.  Xena is quickly to her feet and takes down Lavigne with a thunderous clothesline.  Xena grabs Lavigne and hits a tiger bomb back breaker.  Xena is perched in the corner waiting for Lavigne to get to her feet.  As soon as Lavigne does, Xena hits the Xena Spear and gets the three.  As Xena is celebrating her victory, Sheik hits the ring and attacks Xena from behind.  Sheik is stomping away on Xena.  Sheik hits Xena with her needles, than takes out Xena with the SSS (Swinging Sheik Stunner).  Gabrielle and the NIWA World Women's Champion Sonya Blade hit the ring.  Sheik flees from the ring like a scalded dog as they check on Xena.  Sheik heads to the back while laughing.

Non-Title Match
Champion vs. Champion
NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan vs. NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief


Both Peter Pan and Zangief are in the ring.  Zangief has a confident look on his face.  The bells sounds to signal the official start to this contest.  Both Pan and Zangief lock up, Zangief uses his size and strength to his advantage and pushes Pan into the corner.  Zangief taunts Pan by flexing.  The crowd then boos Zangief.  They lock up again, Zangief than tosses Pan across the ring.  Pan lands on his back with a hard splat.  Zangief grabs Pan by the throat and chokeslams him to the outside.  Pan lands with a thud on the outside.  Zangief goes the outside, grabs Pan, has Pan in a military press slam position, than drops him throat first on the barricade wall.  Zangief breaks the refs ten count.  Zangief military press slams Pan back into the ring.  Zangief gets back in the ring, puts one foot on Pan in a cocky pin, but Pan is able to kick out.  Zangief is laughing because he seems to have the match in total control.  Pan is using Zangief to pull himself up to his feet, but Zangief takes Pan down by delivering a clubbing blow to his back.  Zangief whips Pan hard into the corner that Pan falls on the mat face first.  Zangief steps on the back of Pan, than gets off at the count of four.  Zangief whips Pan off the ropes, catches Pan, attempts a Russian National Throw, but Pan slips out, and dropkicks Zangief.  Zangief stumbles forwards, he turns around, Pan ducks the clothesline, and dropkicks Zangief again.  Zangief falls to one knee, Pan lands a dropkick to the side of Zangief' head.  Pan goes for the pin, but only gets a two count.  Pan goes to the ring apron and hits a springboard leg drop to the face of Zangief, into the pin, and another two count.  Pan bounces off the ropes and hits a baseball slide dropkick to the ribs of Zangief.  Zangief is getting to his feet, Pan hits some stiff kicks to the ribs of Zangief.  Pan goes for another kick, Zangief grabs the leg of Pan, Zangief goes for a clothesline, but Pan ducks, and counters with a DDT.  Pan goes for the pin, but only gets a two count.  Pan thought he had the victory and pleads with the ref, but the ref says no Zangief got a shoulder off the mat.  Zangief reverses the Irish whip attempt by Pan, Zangief goes for a powerslam, Pan counters, and hits another DDT.  Zangief reverses the Irish whip sending in Pan into the corner taking out the ref.  Pan falls to the mat.  The crowd erupts as Chuck Norris hits the ring.  He is fighting it out with Zangief.  Norris whips Zangief off the ropes and hits an enzuigiri.  Norris is waiting in the corner for Zangief to get to his feet.  Zangief slowly gets to his feet, Norris lays out Zangief with the Norris Kick.  Norris revives Pan, Pan climbs to the top rope, he hits the You Can Fly.  The ref comes to in time to count the three.  Than out of nowhere Blitz hits the ring.  He takes out Norris, than he takes out Pan.  Zangief finally gets to and all four of them are brawling.

One Little Victory by Rush hits and Mr. C.C. steps onto the entrance stage as the brawling continues.  He has a mic in hand and begins to speak.

Mr. C.C.: STOP IT RIGHT THERE!!!  If you four want to fight, than it will be a tag team match at the next show in London, Ontario.   So it will be the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan and Chuck Norris going up against the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief and Blitz.  So in London, Ontario... its on like Donkey Kong!

Refs and security come down to the ring to make sure the brawling doesn't start again.  Zangief and Blitz are mad about the announcement they just heard.

Ron Burgundy is standing by with Shredder.

Burgundy: My guest at this time is Shredder.  Now Shredder, you have the chance of a lifetime in your match against "007" James Bond.  You have the opportunity to qualify for the Money In The Bank Match at Clash Of The Titans, what are your thoughts?

Shredder: My thoughts are this... I have been patiently waiting for my chance to fight for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship.  But no, I have been overlooked.  When I beat James Bond tonight, I will go on to Clash Of The Titans and become Mr. Money In The Bank and when I cash in my title shot, I will become the next NIWA World Heavyweight Champion.

With that, Shredder leaves the interview area and heads to the ring.

Main Event
Money In The Bank Qualifying Match
"007" James Bond vs. Shredder

Both men are in the ring.  They are both looking at the briefcase hanging high above the ring.  Then Shredder talks trash talking telling James Bond that will become the first Mr. Money In The Bank in NIWA history.  Bond retaliates by saying if he will have to beat him first to get to the Money In The Bank Match.  Shredder turns to walk away, but he than turns around and lays in Bond with some punches.  Bond fights back with punches of his own.  They start trading punches back and forth.  Bond seems to be getting the upper hand, Shredder stops Bond dead in his tracks by landing a knee to the midsection.  Shredder lands a few clubbing blows to the back of Bond.  Bond is trying to fight back, but Shredder whips hi off the ropes, Shredder takes down Bond with a shoulder block.  Shredder bounces off the ropes, Bond goes to his stomach, Shredder hops over, Shredder bounces off the ropes, tries to to go for a leap frog, but Bond catches him and hits an inverted atomic drop.  You see the pain on Shredder' face, Bond hits a neck breaker, goes for a pin, but only gets a two count.  Shredder reverses the Irish whip sending Bond into the corner.  Shredder runs at Bond, but is hit with an elbow from Bond, Shredder stumbles backwards, than he runs at Bond who hops to the second turnbuckle to try and land a back elbow, but Shredder hits a clothesline taking Bond to the mat.  Shredder grabs Bond, hits a fisherman's suplex in a bridging pin attempt, but only gets a two count.  Shredder sets up Bond, hits a powerbomb, goes for a pin, but only gets a two count.  Shredder mounts Bond and starts laying into him with a flurry of rights.  Shredder whips Bond off the ropes and hits a sidewalk slam, goes for the pin, but only a two count.  Shredder whips Bond into the corner, hits a Bond with a butt bump, than lands a flurry of elbows.  Bond slumps in the corner, Shredder is in the opposite corner, runs at Bond, and hits a low dropkick to the face of Bond.  Shredder seems to be in total control of this match.  Shredder starts choking Bond with his boot.  The ref administers his five count and Shredder breaks at the count of four.  The ref is telling Shredder to stay off the choke, but Shredder says he has till the count of five.  Shredder jarring gives Bond time to recover slightly.  Shredder turns his attention back to Bond, Shredder goes to pick him up, but Bond pokes the eye of Shredder.  This enrages Shredder.  Bond gets to his, Shredder goes for a clothesline, but does the splits to avoid the clothesline, but Bond can't avoid the next clothesline which turns him inside out so to speak.  Shredder picks up a Bond and hits the stun gun.  Shredder props Bond up against the ropes, than clotheslines him to the outside.  Shredder has a confident look on his face.  He takes his time going to the outside, this allows Bond to recover slightly.  Shredder grabs Bond, but Bond rams Shredder back first into the steel ring steps.  Shredder falls to the floor in pain.  Bond breaks the refs ten count, grabs Shredder, and hits the Secret Agent Slam on the steel steps.  Shredder is no writhing in pain.  Bond rolls Shredder back into the ring, quickly goes for a pin, but Shredder rolls a shoulder off the mat.  Bond grabs Shredder, kicks him in the gut, than hits a thunderous spike DDT, goes for a pin, but a two count.  Bond whips Shredder off the ropes, Bond catches him with a back kick, than hits a dragon DDT, hooks a leg, but Shredder is able to kick out at two.  Bond whips Shredder into the corner, Bond walks in and start laying into Shredder with a flurry of punches with Shredder trying to cover up to no avail.  Bond goes to the top rope and hits the calf branding (a bulldog out of the corner using his knee against the back of the opponent's neck).  Bond grabs Shredder and hits a swinging rock bottom back breaker, into the pin, but gets a two count.  Bond whips Shredder off the ropes, but both have the same thing in mind and take each other down with a clothesline.  The ref starts his ten count.  1......... 2......... 3......... 4......... 5......... 6......... both men start to stir.  7......... they are crawling towards the ropes.  8......... Bond is to his feet first, than Shredder gets to his feet.  Bond turns around and Shredder punches him.  Bond punches back and now they are trading punches in a slug fest.  Bond seems to be getting the upper hand, Shredder ducks a punch, grabs Bond, hits a sitout choke bomb, pins Bond, but is only able to get a two count.  Shredder whips Bond off the ropes, hits a back kick, goes for the Technodrome Drop, Bond slips out, and hits the Secret Agent Slam, than gets the three.

Quick Results:
Chris Crocker defeated Gargamel via pinfall
Blitz defeated Chuck Norris via pinfall after Zangief interfered by attacking Chuck Norris from behind
Xena Warrior Princess defeated Avril Lavigne via pinfall
NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan defeated NIWA World Heavyweight Champion via pinfall in a non-title match after Chuck Norris attacked Zangief when then ref was knocked out
"007" James Bond defeated Shredder via pinfall to qualify for the Money In The Bank Match at Clash Of The Titans