Results From The House Show In Oshawa, Ontario
Posted by Mr. C.C. on Thursday, March 26, 2009
Under: Results
Over 5000 fans are packed in the General Motors Centre in Oshawa,
Ontario as we are only two days from St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown.
Tonight the rest of the supershow will be set and we will also find out
who the last man to enter the Elimination Chamber will be as “Mr.
WrestleMania” JTH takes on Chuck Norris. But we begin with two other
combatants in the Elimination Chamber Match.
Non-Title Match
"007"James Bond vs. NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief
The two grapple and Zangief pushes Bond to the mat. Bond quickly gets up and goes behind Zangief and leg trips him and spins around into a front facelock. Zangief sits up and stands holding Bond up and gives a Back Body Flip. Zangief picks up Bond and punches him into the corner and gives Knee Lifts to the gut of Bond. Zangief picks up Bond and puts him in the Tree of Woe and begins to give Shoulder Blocks to Bond and Bond looks helpless, Zangief unhooks Bond and he falls on his face. Bond gives some wild punches having little effect, Zangief comes right back with a Clothesline, cover, and a two count. Zangief picks up Bond in the Military Press and starts pressing him and then drops to the mat and flexes to the crowd getting massive boos. Zangief then puts one foot over Bond and walks over him, cover, and a two. Zangief then picks up Bond and Irish Whips him hard into the turnbuckle, Zangief charges with a Big Body Splash and misses Bond hits with a German Suplex holding on for another, Zangief falls backwards and lands on top of Bond and regains the upper hand. Zangief picks up Bond and gives a Fall away Slam followed by an Elbow to the ribs, cover, and a two. Zangief picks up Bond and Irish Whips him off the ropes, Zangief looks for a Throwing Belly to Belly, but Bond ducks underneath it and starts giving clubbing shots to the back, comes off the ropes and dropkicks Zangief in the leg and Zangief goes down. Bond picks up Zangief’s foot up and slams it to the mat working on the leg and ankle, and then he does it again. Zangief begins to get up and Bond starts punching him in the face, the champion pie-faces Bond into the ropes and picks him up into the Electric Chair, Bond begins punching Zangief again and victory rolls Zangief and grabs the Ankle and locks on the Ankle Lock. Zangief crawls over near the ropes and Bond pulls him back, Zangief then makes another effort and grabs the ropes rolls over and with his legs, pushes Bond into the referee. With the ref down, Bond sets up for the Secret Agent Slam, but only gets Zangief half-way up, Zangief gives Bond a elbow to the back of the head and gives the Russian National Throw and makes the cover, but there is still no referee. Zangief is irritated and goes over to the ref and starts shaking him and the ref starts to stir, when suddenly under the ring, The Punisher comes out of from under the ring with a chair and smacks Zangief in the back of the head of the champion making him groggy and Punisher runs out with the chair and heads back up the ramp, Zangief while groggy walks right into a Secret Agent Slam by James Bond. Bond makes the cover, the referee comes to, and slowly makes the three count. The Champion has lost yet again, this time to James Bond, Bond celebrates and heads to the back.
Bob Barker with The Security enter the locker room to find The Punisher.
Barker: You mind explaining to me why you attacked a man in the Elimination Chamber match when you’re not even set for a match for St. Patrick‘s Day Beatdown, let alone the main event.
Punisher: It was to make a point, that I want my title shot also.
Barker: All right then Punisher, since you wish to play a high stakes game, let’s do this then. At St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown. You’re going to face Blade in a one on one match, and if you win, you’ll get your title shot... at the biggest event of the year, Clash of the Titans. But if you lose, you… have to join us.
Punisher: If your saying that this is my only chance to get a title shot, then I guess I have no choice.
Barker: Wonderful… And just for the record, I like my coffee black and my shoes to be polished before I wear them.
Punisher charges at Barker, but Blade get in front of him, they go eye to eye.
Blade: Don’t get on the commish because in the end... you’re the one who made the match.
They leave and Punisher glares them down.
Abyss Of Woe by Gwar hits. Out comes "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne. He has a mic in hand.
Fozzie: Cut the music. Cut the damn music! I have got something to tell you dumbasses. *Crowd boos* I have some plans for my time in the NIWA which will be revealed as time rolls on. But first I have to beat the shit out of my opponent in the ring Aladdin. So you have better come prepared for a beating my derka derka friend because violence has arrived.
He drops the mic and continues to the ring as the crowd boos him.
"The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne vs. Aladdin w/Jasmine
Fozzie is talking crap in the camera and when he turns around he gets a front dropkick by Aladdin taking him down. Fozzie gets up, he reverses the Irish Whip into the corner, Aladdin climbs up the Top rope and goes for a diving cross body, but Fozzie moves and Aladdin splats the mat. A kick to the gut by Osbourne, backs up and gives a Running Knee Lift. Fozzie picks up Aladdin gives a Piledriver, cover and Fozzie picks Aladdin’s head up to break the pin. Fozzie whips Aladdin to the corner, Fozzie puts Aladdin on his shoulders and gives him a Top Rope Death Valley Driver that he calls the Abyss of Woe. Fozzie puts one foot over Aladdin and gets the three.
Burgundy: Joining me at this time is the man who will face Chuck Norris later tonight, “Mr. WrestleMania” JTH. *Mixed reaction* JTH, at the last event, you super kicked Chuck Norris who was at the time, your tag partner. Why did you do it?
JTH: Because I’m the MAN and because I CAN!. You know Chuck Norris said to my face that I have a big mouth. Ooh, I’m scared Chuck. You see, I talk trash because I can back it up and the fact that I earned my spot in this company. Alright, I didn’t get a title shot because I signed my name on the dotted line of my contract, oh no, I earned my title shots. And even after I tried to help you win the NIWA World Title at Night of Death Chuck; you still managed to screw it up. So it looks like it’ll be up to me to get the job done and take that belt off that roided Russian freak. So Chuck Norris, after you get done up tonight by JTH: you can go home, hop on your damn home gym piece of crap, go to Saint Patrick’s Day Beatdown, and watch me walk out of the Elimination Chamber the New NIWA World Champion. *Walks off*
The Super Mario Brother w/Princess Peach and Princess Daisy & Link vs. The Warios w/Pauline & Terrell Owens w/Mike Gundy
Link & Terrell Owens start the match as Owens jumps Link from behind, in the corner Owens pounds away at Link, Irish Whip into the corner, Link elbows Owens coming in and then a Swinging Neckbreaker. Link gives big chops to Owens, Link tags Mario who both Irish Whip Owens and give a Double Back Elbow. Mario lifts Owens up and gives a Michanoku Driver, cover and Wario breaks up the count. Owens tags in Wario who quickly gets in and starts mounting punches to Mario. Wario gets up and gives Mario a Boss Man Slam, cover, and a two count. Wario tags Waluigi, Wario body slams Mario and Waluigi a forearm from the middle rope, cover, and a two count. Waluigi gives body shots to Mario and then Irish Whips Mario, Luigi blind tags Mario and comes in, Waluigi misses the back hand Mario gets in front of Waluigi and stops, Waluigi looks up and Luigi taps him on the back, Waluigi turns around and gives a DDT, Luigi then chops Waluigi and lifts him up for a Suplex. Waluigi gives a rake to the face of Luigi and then sends Luigi to the ropes, Luigi elbows Terrell Owens off the apron to the outside, Luigi then gives a Jumping Back Elbow to Waluigi. Luigi tags Link as Mario runs around the ring and grabs Wario in the Electric Chair position, Luigi runs around the apron and gives a Mushroom Surprise on the outside. Link calls for the end and Waluigi gets up and goes for the Link to the Past, but Waluigi counters with a Back Body Drop. Waluigi then comes off the ropes and gets caught by Link who puts on the Triforce Lock, Waluigi reaches for the ropes but can’t reach them and is forced to tap out.
After the match Terrell Owens attacks the Warios from behind, he throws out Waluigi and then gives the T.O. Elbow to Wario. Owens grabs a mic.
T.O.: It looks like you proved tonight, that there isn’t a chance in hell, you could GO with T.O. And at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown, I’ll show inside the Elimination Chamber, that no one can go with me!
T.O. poses and the crowd boos.
Blitz & Jet Li vs. Mr. Clean & Jackie Chan
Mr. Clean comes out first and waits for his partner to come out, but doesn’t. Suddenly the titantron shows Jackie laid out unconscious in the back with Blitz and Jet Li in the back. Mr. Clean gets out of the ring and sprints to the back and into the locker room and finds Chan, Mr. Clean is screaming for help, when Blitz comes from behind with a baseball bat and hits Mr. Clean in the back with it and Mr. Clean is out. EMTs get to the scene after Blitz & Jet Li leave the scene and get Mr. Clean and Jackie Chan into the ambulance to be taken to the nearest hospital.
Burgundy: What an intense situation going on between the likes the those four superstars. Well, joining me now is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris, in case you didn’t hear JTH’s comments about you tonight, here it is.
JTH’s comments are being played from earlier in the night.
Burgundy: Mr. Norris, your thoughts?
Norris: ……I’ll make this short and simple. JTH, I’ll show you why I got my spot in NIWA, when I win… tonight.
Titantron shows Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li is made official.
Mr. C.C. frantically looking for Blitz. Mr. C.C. walks up to NIWA employees asking where he went. They point him in the right direction. He barges into the locker room where Blitz is.
Mr. C.C.: What the hell do you think you are doing Blitz?
Blitz: What do you mean what am I doing?
Mr. C.C.: Don't play dumb with me.
Blitz: Oh, you mean what just happened. Well, I am just making sure that it will be easier for me to beat Mr. Clean at St. Patrick's Day Beatdown.
Mr. C.C.: You think you will beat him that easily? *Blitz shakes his head yes* Well since you like to beat Mr. Clean and Jack Chan with a weapon, I am turning your match at St. Patrick's Day Beatdown against Mr. Clean into a weapons match.
Mr. C. C. walks away leaving Blitz furious at what he was just told.
Titantron runs down the card for St. Patrick's Day Beatdown.
The Socailites Open Challenge
The Socialites vs. Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan
Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li
Weapons Match
Blitz vs. Mr. Clean
Punisher vs. Blade - Punisher wins title shot if he wins, must join The Security if he loses
Ladder Match to crown the first NIWA World Tag Team Champions
Warios vs. Super Mario Bros
NIWA World Women’s Championship Match
(c)Sonya Blade vs. Sheik
Elimination Chamber for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
(c)Zangief vs. Link vs. "007" James Bond vs. Terrell Owens vs. "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH vs. Chuck Norris
Main Event
Winner is #6 in Elimination Chamber Match
“Mr. WrestleMania” JTH vs. Chuck Norris
The two grapple and JTH goes behind and gives an amateur wrestling takedown, Norris flips around into a go behind of his own, JTH tries to roll out of it but can’t and reaches for the ropes and Norris breaks. Norris stares at JTH saying is that all he’s got and JTH gives him the finger getting an awe from the crowd. The two grapple again into a headlock to hammerlock by JTH who starts slapping Norris in the back of the head basically telling Chuck to shut up and wrestle, Norris counters into the hammerlock and starts slapping JTH himself, JTH reverses into a go behind into another wrestling takedown, Norris does a wasit shift and turns into a front headlock and JTH gets his foot on the rope again to break, the crowd cheers for the great wrestling so far. Norris looks like he is telling JTH to bring it, and JTH quickly comes in and grapples into a front slam takedown, Norris gets up and pushes JTH into the ropes and JTH shoulder blocks Norris, comes off the ropes and leapfrogs Norris and Chuck tries a hip toss, JTH holds in place and gives a Double Spin Swinging Neckbreaker. Norris fights out with stiff ground kicks knocking JTH off his feet, JTH charges in and Norris gives an Judo Arm Flip, then an Arm Drag, then an attempted Norris Kick but JTH sees it coming and steps back and JTH looks a bit frustrated and nods his head. They grapple again and Norris with a Headlock Takedown holding on, referee checking for the arms down, JTH shifts his weight turning Norris on his back into a pin for a two and Norris shifts back to the headlock. JTH gets up with forearms to the gut, JTH comes off the ropes, Norris lays down expecting the leapfrog and JTH grabs him into the La Magistral for a two. Norris gets on his knees and JTH gives him a look like “what did you expect?” JTH comes in with Knife Edge Chops to Norris getting woos from the crowd. Irish Whip by JTH countered, JTH holds onto the ropes and Norris gives JTH a clothesline over the rope to the outside. Norris reaches for JTH who guillotines Norris on the top rope and JTH heads for the top turnbuckle, Norris sees him and jumps up to the ropes and gives a falling side kick knocking JTH off back into the ring and both men are down. The two get up and both are trading blows. JTH goes off the ropes and Norris catches him with a Spinning Roundhouse and both go down again. Both get up and again trade blows back and forth, Norris gains the upper hand Norris, comes off the ropes and gives a forearm to JTH, then a Clothesline, and another, then an Impaler DDT, hook of the leg, and a two count. Norris sends JTH off the ropes, misses a backhand and JTH gives an HBK diving forearm and both go down and the ref starts counting. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... JTH nips up and the crowd goes wild, …8 then Norris does a nip up of his own, they both stare each other down. Norris misses a right and JTH rams Norris into the corner, gives more chops to Norris, Norris counters the Irish Whip and JTH goes to the corner, Norris goes for the Norris Kick again, JTH rolls underneath jumps onto the ropes and gives a Springboard Leg Lariat to Norris and both are down again. JTH gets up and gives a WrestleMania Kick to Chuck Norris, but Norris then rolls out the ring and JTH can’t believe it. JTH heads to the outside now which breaks up the count, there is no double countout for there must be a winner. JTH gives more chops to Chuck Norris, Norris out of desperation gives a Norris Kick and JTH falls halfway on the timekeeper’s table. Norris then climbs onto the apron and points at JTH, he goes for a Jumping Norris Kick, but JTH moves and Norris straddles himself to the table and is now lying on top of it. JTH slowly climbs on it to, he picks up Norris who both look exhausted, JTH gives Norris the finger again and gives the Wrestlemania Drop breaking the table and the crowd goes nuts, both are down and the ref starts counting, JTH gets up at 9 breaking the count and slowly rolls Chuck Norris into the ring, JTH climbs on the top turnbuckle and hits with an HBK like elbow drop, and Norris is riving in pain. JTH gets up and is looking for the Wrestlemania Kick again, Norris slowly gets up, JTH goes for it and Norris ducks underneath, Chuck Norris goes for the Norris Kick, but JTH grabs his leg and spins him around and both give a Double Clothesline and both are down again. The referee begins counting again, 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... both slowly begin to get up on opposite sides of the ring using the ropes to get up and both get up by the ten count. Both see each other both go for their Super Kicks and both connect with each other in the head and both collapse to the mat, Norris goes down back first and JTH gut first. The crowd is absolutely nuts as the ref begins counting again. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... Chuck Norris barely gets to his feet …10. The bell sounds and Chuck Norris quickly falls to the mat again, Chuck Norris is the winner by one second, by one second. EMTs quickly come for both Chuck Norris and JTH who absolutely “brought their A games”. How will both these men be 100% by St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown in two days? Both men are getting carried out on stretchers as the show ends with the crowd nuts after this match.
Quick Results:
"007" James Bond defeated NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief via pinfall after The Punisher hit Zangief with a chair
Fozzie Osbourne defeated Aladdin via pinfall
The Super Mario Brothers & Link defeated The Warios & Terrell Owens via submission
Mr. Clean & Jackie Chan vs. Blitz & Jet Li was a no contest due to backstage assault
Chuck Norris defeated “Mr. WrestleMania” JTH via ten count knockout to be the final man to enter Elimination Chamber at Saint Patrick’s Day Beatdown
Non-Title Match
"007"James Bond vs. NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief
The two grapple and Zangief pushes Bond to the mat. Bond quickly gets up and goes behind Zangief and leg trips him and spins around into a front facelock. Zangief sits up and stands holding Bond up and gives a Back Body Flip. Zangief picks up Bond and punches him into the corner and gives Knee Lifts to the gut of Bond. Zangief picks up Bond and puts him in the Tree of Woe and begins to give Shoulder Blocks to Bond and Bond looks helpless, Zangief unhooks Bond and he falls on his face. Bond gives some wild punches having little effect, Zangief comes right back with a Clothesline, cover, and a two count. Zangief picks up Bond in the Military Press and starts pressing him and then drops to the mat and flexes to the crowd getting massive boos. Zangief then puts one foot over Bond and walks over him, cover, and a two. Zangief then picks up Bond and Irish Whips him hard into the turnbuckle, Zangief charges with a Big Body Splash and misses Bond hits with a German Suplex holding on for another, Zangief falls backwards and lands on top of Bond and regains the upper hand. Zangief picks up Bond and gives a Fall away Slam followed by an Elbow to the ribs, cover, and a two. Zangief picks up Bond and Irish Whips him off the ropes, Zangief looks for a Throwing Belly to Belly, but Bond ducks underneath it and starts giving clubbing shots to the back, comes off the ropes and dropkicks Zangief in the leg and Zangief goes down. Bond picks up Zangief’s foot up and slams it to the mat working on the leg and ankle, and then he does it again. Zangief begins to get up and Bond starts punching him in the face, the champion pie-faces Bond into the ropes and picks him up into the Electric Chair, Bond begins punching Zangief again and victory rolls Zangief and grabs the Ankle and locks on the Ankle Lock. Zangief crawls over near the ropes and Bond pulls him back, Zangief then makes another effort and grabs the ropes rolls over and with his legs, pushes Bond into the referee. With the ref down, Bond sets up for the Secret Agent Slam, but only gets Zangief half-way up, Zangief gives Bond a elbow to the back of the head and gives the Russian National Throw and makes the cover, but there is still no referee. Zangief is irritated and goes over to the ref and starts shaking him and the ref starts to stir, when suddenly under the ring, The Punisher comes out of from under the ring with a chair and smacks Zangief in the back of the head of the champion making him groggy and Punisher runs out with the chair and heads back up the ramp, Zangief while groggy walks right into a Secret Agent Slam by James Bond. Bond makes the cover, the referee comes to, and slowly makes the three count. The Champion has lost yet again, this time to James Bond, Bond celebrates and heads to the back.
Bob Barker with The Security enter the locker room to find The Punisher.
Barker: You mind explaining to me why you attacked a man in the Elimination Chamber match when you’re not even set for a match for St. Patrick‘s Day Beatdown, let alone the main event.
Punisher: It was to make a point, that I want my title shot also.
Barker: All right then Punisher, since you wish to play a high stakes game, let’s do this then. At St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown. You’re going to face Blade in a one on one match, and if you win, you’ll get your title shot... at the biggest event of the year, Clash of the Titans. But if you lose, you… have to join us.
Punisher: If your saying that this is my only chance to get a title shot, then I guess I have no choice.
Barker: Wonderful… And just for the record, I like my coffee black and my shoes to be polished before I wear them.
Punisher charges at Barker, but Blade get in front of him, they go eye to eye.
Blade: Don’t get on the commish because in the end... you’re the one who made the match.
They leave and Punisher glares them down.
Abyss Of Woe by Gwar hits. Out comes "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne. He has a mic in hand.
Fozzie: Cut the music. Cut the damn music! I have got something to tell you dumbasses. *Crowd boos* I have some plans for my time in the NIWA which will be revealed as time rolls on. But first I have to beat the shit out of my opponent in the ring Aladdin. So you have better come prepared for a beating my derka derka friend because violence has arrived.
He drops the mic and continues to the ring as the crowd boos him.
"The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne vs. Aladdin w/Jasmine
Fozzie is talking crap in the camera and when he turns around he gets a front dropkick by Aladdin taking him down. Fozzie gets up, he reverses the Irish Whip into the corner, Aladdin climbs up the Top rope and goes for a diving cross body, but Fozzie moves and Aladdin splats the mat. A kick to the gut by Osbourne, backs up and gives a Running Knee Lift. Fozzie picks up Aladdin gives a Piledriver, cover and Fozzie picks Aladdin’s head up to break the pin. Fozzie whips Aladdin to the corner, Fozzie puts Aladdin on his shoulders and gives him a Top Rope Death Valley Driver that he calls the Abyss of Woe. Fozzie puts one foot over Aladdin and gets the three.
Burgundy: Joining me at this time is the man who will face Chuck Norris later tonight, “Mr. WrestleMania” JTH. *Mixed reaction* JTH, at the last event, you super kicked Chuck Norris who was at the time, your tag partner. Why did you do it?
JTH: Because I’m the MAN and because I CAN!. You know Chuck Norris said to my face that I have a big mouth. Ooh, I’m scared Chuck. You see, I talk trash because I can back it up and the fact that I earned my spot in this company. Alright, I didn’t get a title shot because I signed my name on the dotted line of my contract, oh no, I earned my title shots. And even after I tried to help you win the NIWA World Title at Night of Death Chuck; you still managed to screw it up. So it looks like it’ll be up to me to get the job done and take that belt off that roided Russian freak. So Chuck Norris, after you get done up tonight by JTH: you can go home, hop on your damn home gym piece of crap, go to Saint Patrick’s Day Beatdown, and watch me walk out of the Elimination Chamber the New NIWA World Champion. *Walks off*
The Super Mario Brother w/Princess Peach and Princess Daisy & Link vs. The Warios w/Pauline & Terrell Owens w/Mike Gundy
Link & Terrell Owens start the match as Owens jumps Link from behind, in the corner Owens pounds away at Link, Irish Whip into the corner, Link elbows Owens coming in and then a Swinging Neckbreaker. Link gives big chops to Owens, Link tags Mario who both Irish Whip Owens and give a Double Back Elbow. Mario lifts Owens up and gives a Michanoku Driver, cover and Wario breaks up the count. Owens tags in Wario who quickly gets in and starts mounting punches to Mario. Wario gets up and gives Mario a Boss Man Slam, cover, and a two count. Wario tags Waluigi, Wario body slams Mario and Waluigi a forearm from the middle rope, cover, and a two count. Waluigi gives body shots to Mario and then Irish Whips Mario, Luigi blind tags Mario and comes in, Waluigi misses the back hand Mario gets in front of Waluigi and stops, Waluigi looks up and Luigi taps him on the back, Waluigi turns around and gives a DDT, Luigi then chops Waluigi and lifts him up for a Suplex. Waluigi gives a rake to the face of Luigi and then sends Luigi to the ropes, Luigi elbows Terrell Owens off the apron to the outside, Luigi then gives a Jumping Back Elbow to Waluigi. Luigi tags Link as Mario runs around the ring and grabs Wario in the Electric Chair position, Luigi runs around the apron and gives a Mushroom Surprise on the outside. Link calls for the end and Waluigi gets up and goes for the Link to the Past, but Waluigi counters with a Back Body Drop. Waluigi then comes off the ropes and gets caught by Link who puts on the Triforce Lock, Waluigi reaches for the ropes but can’t reach them and is forced to tap out.
After the match Terrell Owens attacks the Warios from behind, he throws out Waluigi and then gives the T.O. Elbow to Wario. Owens grabs a mic.
T.O.: It looks like you proved tonight, that there isn’t a chance in hell, you could GO with T.O. And at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown, I’ll show inside the Elimination Chamber, that no one can go with me!
T.O. poses and the crowd boos.
Blitz & Jet Li vs. Mr. Clean & Jackie Chan
Mr. Clean comes out first and waits for his partner to come out, but doesn’t. Suddenly the titantron shows Jackie laid out unconscious in the back with Blitz and Jet Li in the back. Mr. Clean gets out of the ring and sprints to the back and into the locker room and finds Chan, Mr. Clean is screaming for help, when Blitz comes from behind with a baseball bat and hits Mr. Clean in the back with it and Mr. Clean is out. EMTs get to the scene after Blitz & Jet Li leave the scene and get Mr. Clean and Jackie Chan into the ambulance to be taken to the nearest hospital.
Burgundy: What an intense situation going on between the likes the those four superstars. Well, joining me now is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris, in case you didn’t hear JTH’s comments about you tonight, here it is.
JTH’s comments are being played from earlier in the night.
Burgundy: Mr. Norris, your thoughts?
Norris: ……I’ll make this short and simple. JTH, I’ll show you why I got my spot in NIWA, when I win… tonight.
Titantron shows Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li is made official.
Mr. C.C. frantically looking for Blitz. Mr. C.C. walks up to NIWA employees asking where he went. They point him in the right direction. He barges into the locker room where Blitz is.
Mr. C.C.: What the hell do you think you are doing Blitz?
Blitz: What do you mean what am I doing?
Mr. C.C.: Don't play dumb with me.
Blitz: Oh, you mean what just happened. Well, I am just making sure that it will be easier for me to beat Mr. Clean at St. Patrick's Day Beatdown.
Mr. C.C.: You think you will beat him that easily? *Blitz shakes his head yes* Well since you like to beat Mr. Clean and Jack Chan with a weapon, I am turning your match at St. Patrick's Day Beatdown against Mr. Clean into a weapons match.
Mr. C. C. walks away leaving Blitz furious at what he was just told.
Titantron runs down the card for St. Patrick's Day Beatdown.
The Socailites Open Challenge
The Socialites vs. Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan
Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li
Weapons Match
Blitz vs. Mr. Clean
Punisher vs. Blade - Punisher wins title shot if he wins, must join The Security if he loses
Ladder Match to crown the first NIWA World Tag Team Champions
Warios vs. Super Mario Bros
NIWA World Women’s Championship Match
(c)Sonya Blade vs. Sheik
Elimination Chamber for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
(c)Zangief vs. Link vs. "007" James Bond vs. Terrell Owens vs. "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH vs. Chuck Norris
Main Event
Winner is #6 in Elimination Chamber Match
“Mr. WrestleMania” JTH vs. Chuck Norris
The two grapple and JTH goes behind and gives an amateur wrestling takedown, Norris flips around into a go behind of his own, JTH tries to roll out of it but can’t and reaches for the ropes and Norris breaks. Norris stares at JTH saying is that all he’s got and JTH gives him the finger getting an awe from the crowd. The two grapple again into a headlock to hammerlock by JTH who starts slapping Norris in the back of the head basically telling Chuck to shut up and wrestle, Norris counters into the hammerlock and starts slapping JTH himself, JTH reverses into a go behind into another wrestling takedown, Norris does a wasit shift and turns into a front headlock and JTH gets his foot on the rope again to break, the crowd cheers for the great wrestling so far. Norris looks like he is telling JTH to bring it, and JTH quickly comes in and grapples into a front slam takedown, Norris gets up and pushes JTH into the ropes and JTH shoulder blocks Norris, comes off the ropes and leapfrogs Norris and Chuck tries a hip toss, JTH holds in place and gives a Double Spin Swinging Neckbreaker. Norris fights out with stiff ground kicks knocking JTH off his feet, JTH charges in and Norris gives an Judo Arm Flip, then an Arm Drag, then an attempted Norris Kick but JTH sees it coming and steps back and JTH looks a bit frustrated and nods his head. They grapple again and Norris with a Headlock Takedown holding on, referee checking for the arms down, JTH shifts his weight turning Norris on his back into a pin for a two and Norris shifts back to the headlock. JTH gets up with forearms to the gut, JTH comes off the ropes, Norris lays down expecting the leapfrog and JTH grabs him into the La Magistral for a two. Norris gets on his knees and JTH gives him a look like “what did you expect?” JTH comes in with Knife Edge Chops to Norris getting woos from the crowd. Irish Whip by JTH countered, JTH holds onto the ropes and Norris gives JTH a clothesline over the rope to the outside. Norris reaches for JTH who guillotines Norris on the top rope and JTH heads for the top turnbuckle, Norris sees him and jumps up to the ropes and gives a falling side kick knocking JTH off back into the ring and both men are down. The two get up and both are trading blows. JTH goes off the ropes and Norris catches him with a Spinning Roundhouse and both go down again. Both get up and again trade blows back and forth, Norris gains the upper hand Norris, comes off the ropes and gives a forearm to JTH, then a Clothesline, and another, then an Impaler DDT, hook of the leg, and a two count. Norris sends JTH off the ropes, misses a backhand and JTH gives an HBK diving forearm and both go down and the ref starts counting. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... JTH nips up and the crowd goes wild, …8 then Norris does a nip up of his own, they both stare each other down. Norris misses a right and JTH rams Norris into the corner, gives more chops to Norris, Norris counters the Irish Whip and JTH goes to the corner, Norris goes for the Norris Kick again, JTH rolls underneath jumps onto the ropes and gives a Springboard Leg Lariat to Norris and both are down again. JTH gets up and gives a WrestleMania Kick to Chuck Norris, but Norris then rolls out the ring and JTH can’t believe it. JTH heads to the outside now which breaks up the count, there is no double countout for there must be a winner. JTH gives more chops to Chuck Norris, Norris out of desperation gives a Norris Kick and JTH falls halfway on the timekeeper’s table. Norris then climbs onto the apron and points at JTH, he goes for a Jumping Norris Kick, but JTH moves and Norris straddles himself to the table and is now lying on top of it. JTH slowly climbs on it to, he picks up Norris who both look exhausted, JTH gives Norris the finger again and gives the Wrestlemania Drop breaking the table and the crowd goes nuts, both are down and the ref starts counting, JTH gets up at 9 breaking the count and slowly rolls Chuck Norris into the ring, JTH climbs on the top turnbuckle and hits with an HBK like elbow drop, and Norris is riving in pain. JTH gets up and is looking for the Wrestlemania Kick again, Norris slowly gets up, JTH goes for it and Norris ducks underneath, Chuck Norris goes for the Norris Kick, but JTH grabs his leg and spins him around and both give a Double Clothesline and both are down again. The referee begins counting again, 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... both slowly begin to get up on opposite sides of the ring using the ropes to get up and both get up by the ten count. Both see each other both go for their Super Kicks and both connect with each other in the head and both collapse to the mat, Norris goes down back first and JTH gut first. The crowd is absolutely nuts as the ref begins counting again. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... Chuck Norris barely gets to his feet …10. The bell sounds and Chuck Norris quickly falls to the mat again, Chuck Norris is the winner by one second, by one second. EMTs quickly come for both Chuck Norris and JTH who absolutely “brought their A games”. How will both these men be 100% by St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown in two days? Both men are getting carried out on stretchers as the show ends with the crowd nuts after this match.
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