Results From St. Patrick`s Day Beatdown
Posted by Mr. C.C. on Saturday, March 28, 2009
Under: Results
St. Patrick's Day Beatdown
Air Canada Centre
Toronto, Ontario
Friday, March 27th, 2009
A promo video airs.
A picture of the Elimination Chamber.
Promo Voice: Tonight… six men will put their lives on the line.
Bond: Tonight!
Link: Tonight!
Promo Voice: Tonight… these men will sacrifice all.
Zangief: I will bleed!
T.O.: I will suffer!
Norris: For one goal!
JTH: For one purpose!
Promo Voice: They will destroy those that stand in their way, to prove a point.
Zangief: To prove why I’m champion.
T.O.: To prove you can’t go with T.O.
Norris: To prove why I’m here.
JTH: To prove I’m the man!
Explosion.
Promo Voice: Tonight…
Link: Tonight!
Bond: Tonight!
T.O.: Tonight!
Zangief: Tonight!
JTH: Tonight!
Norris: Tonight!
A broken skull.
Promo Voice: Who will survive tonight?
The promo ends. Battle Without Honor and Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei hits.
Promo Voice: And now… NIWA Presents…St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown.
St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown
Air Canada Centre
Toronto, Ontario
From a sold out Air Canada Centre with 19,828 fans selling out the ACC in Toronto, we welcome you to St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown. Seven matches have been announced, but none bigger than the Elimination Chamber where six of the best NIWA has to offer will compete for the right to become the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion heading into the biggest supershow of the year, Clash of the Titans.
Jet Li vs. Jackie Chan
Chan comes out with his ribs heavily bandaged after the attack just two nights ago. The two start out with kicks and punches that are getting blocked by each of them and they stop to the roar of the crowd. Then a second time of the same thing and again an ovation from the crowd. Jet Li goes out to the apron to say something to one of the fans at ringside and Chan slides under the bottom rope and trips Li off the apron and his face hit’s the mat, then a strong right sends Li to the floor, picks him up then back into the ring. Shots to the gut by Chan and sends Li off the ropes and Chan hits a Jumping Back Elbow taking Li down and then some clubs to the back of the head, Chan comes off the ropes and for a running kick, Li catches Chan’s foot and Chan gives a insiguri to the back of the head. Chan gets the crowd pumped and comes off the ropes again, but Li grabs Chan and gives a Side Slam onto Chan’s injured ribs, Li then starts kicking Chan in the back to which Chan gives a desperation dropkick to the knees having little effect. Li pie-faces Chan into the rope and gives Chan a Sky High Face Plant hurting Chan’s ribs more, and then a dropkick to the back, cover, and a two count. Chan reverses the Irish Whip to the corner and charges at Li, Li moves and Chan goes ribs first to the buckle after that Li gives Chan a High Angle Back Drop. Li now gives knees to the ribs of Chan as well as stomps. The fans start booing Li, but he doesn’t care, Li picks up Chan and a Gutbuster, Li is now taking off the bandage tape of Chan which is getting massive boos from the crowd, Li then gives stomps to the exposed ribs of Jackie Chan. Li then goes for a Powerbomb, Chan sunset flips Li, but Li rolls completely out of it and kicks Chan in the mush, Li then locks on a Bow and Arrow. Chan gives elbows to break the hold and then a stiff kick to Li and Chan gets to his feet, Chan gives some body punches, Irish Whip by Chan, Li does a Spinning Attack looking like his goes for a Huracanrana, but Li drops behind Chan and gives a Back Breaker to Chan and poses to the crowd getting more boos. Li then drags Chan to the ropes and props Chan’s throat on the second rope and then Li shoves his foot into Chan’s back and breaks before the five count. Li waits for Chan to stand up in the corner, Li runs at Chan for a Monkey Flip, Chan flips on his feet, Li charges at him again and Chan lands a Huracanrana buying Chan a breather, the two starts trading Kicks with each other, Li gives a body shot to Chan’s ribs and breaks the momentum, Li comes off the ropes and Chan lands a Super Back Body Drop, then a Russian Leg Sweep. Chan goes on the top turnbuckle, but takes too long, Li gets up and Springboard Dropkicks Chan and Chan is groggy on the top. Li then gets on the top rope and hits with a Superplex onto Jackie Chan, cover, and a two count. Li then gets on the middle turnbuckle and jumps off, but Chan dropkicks Li right in the face when he comes down, cover, and a two count. Chan then slowly goes up to the top turnbuckle again, He jumps off looking for a Flying Huracanrana, but Li counters out of nowhere with a Black Mask, into the Lion Tamer. Chan can’t reach the ropes, he makes an effort to get there but Jet Li pulls him back to the center of the ring, Jackie Chan rolls out of the Lion Tamer’s pressure and into a Sunset Flip rollup and gets the three and the crowd goes crazy. Jet Li quickly gets up and kicks Chan in the face again. Li is furious and grabs Chan again. Li picks up Chan and gives another Powerbomb, he lifts him up and gives another and then another and after the third lets go. Jet Li did the damage before the match and during the match and Jet Li can now say that he beat Jackie Chan to a pulp, but he didn‘t get the job done entirely. Li heads to the back while the referee checks on Jackie Chan’s condition.
Backstage, NIWA Commissioner Bob Barker is taking to the World Heavyweight Championship.
Zangief: Look, I have been having a terrible losing streak as of late. You have to go to Mr. C.C. and tell him that this match can’t happen.
Barker: You know I can’t do that.
Zangief throws a table across the room.
Barker: Champ, champ, champ... Just calm down.
Zangief: How the hell can I calm down?
Barker: Trust me, you’ll be just fine.
Bob Barker than walks off.
Barker leaves and Zangief continues to kick the table he threw.
The Socialites Open Challenge
The Socialites vs. Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan
The four women are beating the living daylights out of each other. Spears knocks Nicole through the ropes, Spears and Lohan team up on Paris Hilton sending her to the corner, they both give chops to the chest of Hilton and a Double Hair Flip, cover, and a two count. Nicole gets in the ring and takes down Spears and Hilton gets up and knocks down Lohan. Nicole and Hilton give a simultaneous Body Slam and both get on the middle ropes, Spears moves out of the way of the elbow drop by Nicole and Lohan puts her knees up with Hilton’s Body Splash. Spears and Lohan start to work on Nicole, double Irish Whip and a Body Back Drop, Hilton runs in and a double kick by Spears and Lohan and a Double Suplex. Spears and Lohan have complete control when Chris Crocker comes out, Britney Spears exits the ring and tries to get Crocker out of there. Crocker leads Spears away from the ring. Nicole and Hilton blindside Lohan while Spears is distracted and they hit the So Cal Crusher (Double Rock Bottom) on Lohan. Paris Hilton pins Lohan for the three count. Spears runs back to the ring, but it is too late as the Socialites are victorious and head to the back, Crocker gets in the ring and Spears and Crocker argue with each other as Nicole and Hilton leave.
“Mr. WrestleMania” JTH is backstage watching the HBK promos from the past couple weeks. He smiles and walks off.
The Punisher vs. Blade
Steve Wilkos does not accompany Blade to the ring so we have a one on one match. Punisher storms to ring and starts with a bunch of right hands to Blade, Punisher gets behind Blade and tries the Interrogator early, but Blade runs backwards and rams Punisher back first into the buckle. Blade comes off the ropes and misses a boot to the face and Punisher with a big right hand knocks Blade down again, Blade gets back up and even more rights to Blade, and then a running punch knocks Blade to the outside. Blade gets up to the apron and gets met with another fist, Punisher grabs Blade and Blade drops off the apron guillotining Punisher on the top rope. Blade rolls in the ring and gives a straight uppercut to Punisher knocking him down, Blade picks Punisher up and pushes him to the buckle and gives forearms to the gut, and then a knee lift to the gut. Blade then sends Punisher into the corner, Punisher bounces off and Blade hits with a Side Slam, cover, and a two count. Blade picks Punisher up and gives a Snake Eyes to Punisher, followed by a Piledriver, cover, and a two count. A jumping elbow by Blade then connects, another cover, and a two count. Blade locks on a Neck Vice cranking Punisher’s head to the side, the crowd gets behind Punisher and roots him on. Punisher stands up and gets Blade in the Electric Chair position and falls back and Blade hits his back in the corner. The two start trading blows back and forth and Punisher starts to get the upper hand, Blade reverses the Irish Whip to the corner, Punisher gets his foot up while Blade comes in, Punisher goes to the top and hits with a Diving Clothesline, cover, and a two count. Side Hip Toss by Punisher, cover, and a two count. Bob Barker comes down to ringside and gets Punisher’s attention, he turns back and runs at Blade in the corner and Blade shoves Punisher into the corner, Blade goes for The Trinity, but Punisher slips out and locks on the Interrogator. Bob Barker jumps on the apron and is doing something in the corner, the referee notices and turns away form the action. Punisher breaks the hold and runs over and knocks Barker off the a pron, Barker rips off the top turnbuckle pad in the process, Blade quickly sees this and Body Splashes Punisher into the exposed turnbuckle stunning Punisher and Blade hits tje Daywalker and makes the cover and gets the three. Blade has defeated the Punisher thanks to Bob Barker and now Punisher has no choice, but to join The Security. Punisher can’t believe what has just happened as Blade carries Bob Barker to the back as Punisher has a dejected look on his face.
Burgundy: My guest at this time is one of the six participants in the Elimination Chamber Match, Chuck Norris. Tonight you have to opportunity to become the next NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. How do you feel your odds are being the last one to enter the Elimination Chamber last?
Norris: Well Ron, this gives me a distinct advantage. But through my years of studying karate, I have learned that you should never become overconfident because one false move and it is all over.
Burgundy: What about those comments made by "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH two days...
"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH interrupts the interview.
JTH: Ron, there is no need to finish. You see, this old geezer here shouldn't be getting everything handed to him on silver damn platter. I have been working my ass off since day one when the NIWA opened its doors. All this old geezer had to do was sign a dotted line, than take out three guys in February to get a title shot at Night of Death over me. I am the man. I work for everything. If you truly want to show everyone you deserve your spot than you need to start from the bottom up just like I did.
JTH flips off Chuck Norris than leaves the interview area.
Promo of the Blitz vs. Mr. Clean in a weapons match.
Weapons Match
Blitz vs. Mr. Clean
The two surprisingly start with chain wrestling trying to throw each other off guard. The two then face off and Blitz gives Mr. Clean a slap to the face, Mr. Clean comes back with rights comes off the ropes and gets an Inverted Atomic Drop, Blitz comes off the ropes and misses with the Cross Body, Mr. Clean misses with a leg drop both get up to their feet again and Blitz clotheslines Mr. Clean over the top rope to the outside. Mr. Clean tries to get back in the ring, but Blitz baseball slides Mr. Clean back out. Blitz gets on the apron, but Mr. Clean sees him and Hip Tosses Blitz off the apron into the guardrail on the outside and then pushes Blitz into the crowd. Mr. Clean grabs one of the chairs and smashes Blitz in the back with it. Blitz starts trying to get some distance, but Mr. Clean continues to beat Blitz in the back with the chair. Mr. Clean then attempts to Irish Whip Blitz into one of the security walls in the crowd, but Blitz reverses it sending Mr. Clean in instead. Blitz then sends Mr. Clean back into the guardrail and then Leg Lariats Mr. Clean over the barricade, Blitz rolls Clean half way in the ring with his head sticking outside. Blitz looks under the ring and grabs a cookie sheet, Blitz walks along the apron and sticks the sheet over Mr. Clean’s face and dropkicks the sheet and Mr. Clean falls to the outside and Blitz throws Mr. Clean back in the ring. Blitz takes too much time getting in the ring and Mr. Clean gives a kick to the face while Blitz gets in the ring on the apron. Mr. Clean comes to the apron and gives Blitz a Clean Cut to the outside and both men go down. Mr. Clean looks under the ring and pulls out a ladder. The crowd goes crazy for they get to see double the ladder action tonight, Blitz runs into Mr. Clean and then sandwiches Mr. Clean between the Ladder and the apron. Blitz sets up the 16 foot ladder on the outside and starts climbing up, Mr. Clean sees him and gets in the ring and starts rocking the ladder that lays next to the apron, Blitz tries to get Mr. Clean to stop but to no avail, Clean tips the ladder and Blitz falls 16 feet to the floor on the outside and the crowd is going crazy again. Mr. Clean goes to the opposite side of the ring and grabs another chair and bring it to where Blitz is, Mr. Clean is ready to hit Blitz, but Blitz throws the ladder into Mr. Clean’s face. Blitz grabs the chair Mr. Clean brought over and starts smacking Mr. Clean in the back and Mr. Clean starts struggling up the ramp way. Blitz is ready to swing again and Mr. Clean gets up to his knees, Blitz swings and Mr. Clean hits with a Low Blow to Blitz and he drops the chair. Mr. Clean grabs the chair and smacks Blitz in the head, and then again, and the third time Blitz falls off the ramp and onto a table on the floor way, the crowd goes insane. Mr. Clean slowly heads down and grabs Blitz and sends him back on the ramp way, and drags Blitz back to ringside and into the ring. Mr. Clean grabs the ladder and drags it into the ring and lays it on the ground. Mr. Clean picks up Blitz and goes for the Clean Cut, but Blitz counters it and hits an Emerald Fusion on the ladder. Blitz rolls Mr. Clean off the ladder and makes a cover for a two count. Blitz goes to the outside and grabs the two chairs from earlier. Blitz sets up both chair and then props the ladder onto the chairs, Blitz sends Mr. Clean into the corner where the weapons are set. Blitz heads to the top to go for the All Out Blitz onto the Ladder, but Mr. Clean jerks Blitz off the turnbuckle with an Arm Drag onto the ladder and the ladder doesn’t give. Mr. Clean puts Blitz onto the ladder on the chairs, Mr. Clean goes to the top turnbuckle and hits with the Clean Press onto Blitz and the Ladder snaps in half. Mr. Clean, lays onto Blitz and gets the three count. Mr. Clean prevails in a vicious weapons match, but Blitz put up a great fight and his work may not go unnoticed.
One Little Victory by Rush hits. Mr. C.C. makes his way to the entrance stage. He has a mic in hand and has an announcement.
Mr. C.C.: It seems as though Blitz put up a good fight in this weapons match we just saw. I thought to myself that even though he lost, he showed me that deserves to be the new number one contender for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship.
Blitz is still groggy and not moving much. He may not be able to comprehend what was just bestowed upon him.
Mr C.C.: Blitz will face Peter Pan at Clash Of The Titans for the NIWA World Junior Championship. It will take place at the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec on April 29th. Now since I am out here I might as well make my next two announcements. The first being a newly created division. Seeing this great weapons match, I am putting you Mr. Clean into a tournament to crown the first ever NIWA World Brass Knuckles Champion. Other entrants include Fozzie Osbourne, Larry The Cable Guy, Casey Jones, Eminem, and many others. The tournament brackets will be made public very soon. Finally, the status of the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship. We have a number of tag team interested in entering the tournament. In the very near future, we will have a tournament to crown the first ever NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions. So be on the look out for that.
A promo shows how the NIWA World Tag Team Championship match came to be.
The Super Mario Brothers theme hits. The crowd erupts as they The Super Mario Brothers step onto the entrance stage. They do their pose, signal to the crowd, than make their way to the ring. They enter the ring as they wait for their opponents.
The Warios music hits and crowd starts booing They step onto the entrance ramp and the crowd continues to boo. They do their pose before making their way to the ring. They jar with the fans as they make their way to the ring. They enter the ring and await the introductions
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a ladder match to determine the first ever NIWA World Tag Team Champions. Introducing first to my right. They hail from the Mushroom Kingdom. They are known the world for being iconic video game heroes. They are the heroes of Mushroom Kingdom. Introducing the team of Mario and Luigi... THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS!
The crowd erupts at the introduction of the The Super Mario Brothers.
Buffer: Introducing to my left their opponents. They hail from the deep dark woods of Mushroom Kingdom. They have been a known to try and take down The Super Mario Brothers. Introducing the team of Wario and Waluig... The WARIOS!
The crowd is going nuts in anticipation of this match.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen in the Air Canada Centre, are you ready? *Crowd cheers* I said...are you RRRRRRRRRRREADY! *Crowd cheers even louder* LLLLLLLLLLLLLLET''S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
World Tag Team Championship
Ladder Match
The Super Mario Brothers vs. The Warios
The bells sounds to signal the start of the match as both teams are in the ring looking up at the World Tag Team Championship belts hanging over 15 feet in the air over the ring. They are jarring back and forth that they will pull down the title belts. The Warios strike first landing punches. The Super Mario Brothers retaliate by lading punches of their own. Wario lands a knee to the gut of Mario while Luigi is getting the upper hand on Waluigi with a flurry of punches. The punches rock Waluigi into the corner. Meanwhile Wario is landing some clubbing blow to the back of Mario. Wario grabs Mario and hits a thunderous back breaker. Mario is holding his back in pain. Wario grabs Mario and whips him hard into the corner that Mario falls face and chest first to mat. Wario lands an elbow to the small of the back. Luigi is now landing knees to the midsection of Waluigi. Wario sees this, walks over, and hits Luigi with a double axe handle to the back of Luigi. Luigi tries to fight back, but Waluigi joins Wario and starts to double team Luigi. As they are double teaming Luigi, they don't see Mario go to the outside and get a ladder. Mario slides the ladder under the bottom rope, Mario gets in the ring and picks up the ladder, Wario sees this and charges at Mario, but Mario hits Wario in the midsection with the ladder. While Wario is hunched over Mario slams the ladder on the back of Wario. Mario runs at Waluigi and hits him in the head with the ladder sending him the outside. Mario turns around and is looking to setup the ladder in the middle of the ring, but Wario kicks Mario's legs out from under causing Mario land face first on the ladder. Mario is holding his face in pain. As Luigi goes to check on his down partner, Wario goes to the outside and brings another ladder into the ring. Luigi focuses his attention on the Warios. He turns around and Wario throws the ladder at Luigi, Luigi catches it, than Wario dropkicks the ladder in Luigi's face. Wario setups the up ladder in the middle of the ring and begins to climb up the ladder. As Wario nearing half up the ladder, Mario climbs to the rope, Mario jumps, twists in the air, and hits Wario with a sitout powerbomb. The crowd is chanting holy shit! Both Wario and Mario are down on the mat. Luigi is stirring and crawling to the ladder and is starting to climb up it. Waluigi gets back in the ring and starting to tip it over, but Luigi is trying to kick Waluigi away to no avail. Waluigi tips the ladder over sending Luigi crashing to the outside. This gives Waluigi the opportunity to climb to the ladder. As Waluigi is climbing the ladder Mario pulls himself up by the ropes. He grabs the other ladder and hits Waluigi with it a couple time knocking him off the ladder. Waluigi rolls out of the ring falling to the floor. Mario follows Waluigi to the outside. Mario grabs another ladder, he sets it up on the steel ring steps and the guard rail. Luigi gets to his feet and Mario motions to him to get in position. The Super Mario Brothers hit Waluigi with A Dudley Death Drop on the ladder. Waluigi is seemingly out cold. Meanwhile Wario is climbing up the ladder. Luigi sees this and gets in the ring and starts climbing up the taller ladder. Mario gets in the ring, starts climbing up the ladder, and puts Wario in the electric chair position on the ladder. Luigi is on top of the taller ladder and hits the Mushroom Surprise. Mario, Luigi, and Wario are down on the mat once again. The crowd is going nuts that its deafening. They are also chanting holy shit! It looks like a proverbial car wreck. Waluigi is slowly getting into the ring. He crawls over to the ladder and start climbing up the ladder slowly. Mario starts climbing up the opposite side of the ladder. Waluigi has the slight lead climbing up the ladder. Both men are finally at the top of the ladder. They start trading punches with Mario starting to get the better of the situation. Mario slams Waluigi's head on the top of the ladder. Mario than hits a sunset flip taking Waluigi down to the mat in a powerbomb move. Waluigi and Mario are both down on the mat. Luigi uses the ropes to help himself to his feet. He sees the ladder is in place and starts to climb up it. Wario is finally up to his feet, he grabs the ladder and hits Luigi with it taking Luigi down to the mat. Luigi falls out of the ring. Wario positions the ladder under the title belts. Wario than starts to climb up the ladder. Each rung is one rung closer to the NIWA World Tag Team Championship. Mario starts to come to and get to his feet. He slowly starts climbing up the ladder, but Mario is too late as Wario grabs down both of the NIWA World Tag Team Championship belts. He holds the belts high in the air as the crowd is going nuts after a great ladder match. Wario gets off the ladder, helps up Waluigi and gives him one of the belts.
Burgundy: My guest at this time I none other than "007" James Bond. Now James, you have the opportunity of a lifetime to potentially become the next NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. What would this mean to you?
Bond: This would mean a lot. I would finally get the one thing that I been fighting for. I have been shedding my blood, sweat, and tears for this. I would mean the most to me. It would mean everything. I have been World Heavyweight Champion before in other promotions. But now it is time for me to ascend to the top once again and become the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion and only five other men stand in my way. I don't care who I have beat because I will beat who I need to so I can touch and hold gold once again.
With that James Bond leaves the interview area to get ready for the Elimination Chamber match.
Jay-Z is standing in the middle ring with a mic in hand and begins to speak.
Jay-Z: Chris, Chris, Chris, at the March 20th house show I made my intentions clear. Than two nights I gave you the opportunity to meet me face to face. But being the little punk bitch that you are you decided to flake out and dodged me. I am giving you another opportunity to come and meet me in the ring face to face right now.
As Jay-Z is waiting, Chris Brown comes on the titontron.
Brown: Jay-Z, oh how you are stupid. Do you think I am dumb enough to come out to the ring? I will face you on my terms homie. I will face you when I say I face you.
Jay-Z: Than what is your problem. I am standing right here. So bring it on boy.
Brown: If you really want a fight, than better come find me.
Jay-Z: You better believe it that I will find your punk ass Chris. When I do, I won't be held responsible for my actions.
With that a promo video of the NIWA World Women's Championship Match airs.
Sheik's theme hits. The crowd starts booing. Sheik steps onto the entrance stage. She is taunting the crowd and the boos get even louder. She remains focused as she makes her way to the ring. She walks up the ring steps, enters the rings, and remains focused as she awaits the NIWA World Women's Champion.
Sonya Blade's theme hits. The crowd gets to their feet and cheers on Sonya Blade. She steps onto the entrance stage and points to the NIWA World Women's Championship around her waist. Blade does her pose before continuing to the ring. Sonya is not taking her eyes off the challenger. She walks up the ring steps, enters the ring, and awaits the introductions from Michael Buffer.
Buffer: Introducing first to my left is the challenger. She hails from Hyrule Kingdom. She has a pronounced mean streak with such evidence as injuring Lindsay Lohan. Sheik has made her presence felt in the NIWA World Women's Championship picture. This is SHEIK!
The crowds boos are deafening. But she doesn't let the boos get to her.
Buffer: Introducing next to my right the champion. She hails for the United States of America. She has been on a winning streak while on her way to winning the NIWA World Women's Championship at Night Of Death in February. She has declared that she will defend the title against any and all comers. She is the current reigning and defending NIWA World Women's Champion... THIS IS SONYA BLADE!
The crowd is getting louder.
Buffer: LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLE!
Sonya Blade handles the title belt to the ref. He shows it to the crowd, than he shows it Sheik. The ref signals for the bells to officially start.
NIWA World Women's Championship
(c)Sonya Blade vs. Sheik
Both women circle the ring before locking. They than start doing some chain wrestling to try and one up each other to no avail. The crowd applauds this great display of wrestling. They lock up again, this time Sheik switches to a side headlock, than into a hammerlock, than takes down Sonya Blade with a drop toe hold. Sheik quickly drops an elbow on the back of Sonya Blade. Sheik quickly goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Sheik grabs Sonya and hits a back breaker. Sheik grabs Sonya and snap mares her over, than lands a stiff forearm to the back of Sonya. You can see the pain etched on Sonya's face. Sheik goes for the cover, but Sonya kicks out at two. Sheik whips Sonya into the corner. Sheik has a confident look on her face, taunts the crowd, than runs at Sonya, but Sonya moves out of the way, and Sheik hits the corner sternum first. Sheik stumbles backwards out of the corner and Sonya runs at Sheik taking her down with neck breaker. Sonya is quickly into the cover, but only gets a two count. Sonya slams Sheik to the mat and lands a knee to the face of Sheik. Sonya covers Sheik, but only gets a two count. Sonya quickly puts Sheik in a headlock trying to keep Sheik off her feet. Sonya puts more pressure on the head of Sheik. It looks at though Sheik is fading away, but Sheik is not going to fade away this easily. Sheik is trying to get to her feet and she does. Sheik gets out of the headlock by countering into a back drop suplex. Sheik is a bit groggy, but she pins Sonya, and only gets a two count. Sheik yells at the ref that it was three count. But the ref says it was a two as Sonya was able to get a shoulder off the mat. Sheik snap mares Sonya over and Sheik lays a stiff sounding kick to back of Sonya. Sheik throws Sonya to the outside. Sonya lands with a hard thud on the outside. Sheik waits on the apron for Sonya to get to her feet. Sonya gets to her feet and Sheik takes her down with an Asai moonsault. Sheik is back in control and shows her confidence by taunting the crowd. Sheik than rams Sonya back first into the ring, lands some clubbing blows to Sonya's back, than slams Sonya on the outside. Sheik breaks the refs ten count and continues to inflict more punishment on Sonya on the outside. Sheik whips Sonya into the steel ring steps, than rolls Sonya back into the ring, covers, and a two count. Sheik again yells at the ref telling him that it was a three count. As Sheik's attention is to the ref, this give Sonya the opportunity regroup. Sheik turns her attention back to Sonya. Sheik bends over to grab Sonya, by Sonya grabs Sheik, and puts her in a small package pinning combination, but only gets a two count. They both are both to their feet, Sonya ducks a clothesline attempt by Sheik, and hits a back kick to the midsection of Sheik. Sheik is down to one knee, Sonya bounces off the ropes, and hits a dropkick to the head of Sheik. Sheik falls to the mat, Sonya quickly goes for a cover, but a two count. Sonya bounces off the ropes, hits a front flipping leg drop on the head, goes for a cover, but again only gets a two count. Sonya is back in control of the match. Sonya grabs Sheik and delivers multiple European uppercuts rocking Sheik into the corner. Sonya starts laying into Sheik with multiple knife edge chops getting a woo from the crowd after each one. Sonya whips Sheik off the ropes and takes Sheik down with a sidewalk slam. Sonya covers Sheik, but only gets a two count as Sheik is able to get a shoulder off the mat. Sonya thought she got the three count for sure. Sonya whips Sheik off the ropes, both of them go for a clotheslines, and take each other down. The crowd is going nuts that both Sonya and Sheik are taking it to each other. The ref starts his ten count. 1......... 2......... 3......... 4......... 5......... 6......... finally both women are starting to stir. 7......... they are crawling to the ropes to pull themselves up to their feet. The crowd erupts as Xena Warrior Princess hits the ring. Sonya pulls herself up to her feet, turns around, and gets the Xena Spear courtesy of Xena. The ref immediately throws out the match and awards the match to Sonya Blade. Sheik seen what happened and looks at Xena confused. Xena takes out Sheik with a Xena Spear. Xena is standing tall in the ring holding the NIWA World Women's Championship high in the air. Xena than drapes the title belt over the down Sonya Blade. Xena walks to the back after leaving carnage back in the ring.
A promo video of how the Elimination Chamber Match for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship came to be airs.
Michael Buffer is introducing all of the competitors one by one and they enter their individual holding chambers.
Elimination Chamber
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
(c)Zangief vs. Link vs. "007" James Bond vs. Terrell Owens vs. Chuck Norris vs. "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH
The first two men that will start off the match is "007" James Bond and Terrell Owens. They start off chain wrestling to try and one up each other to no avail. They lock up and T.O goes to a standing side headlock, turns it into a hammerlock, than takes Bond down with a drop toe hold, T.O. slaps the back of Bond' head a few times trying to get Bond mad. This seems to work as Bond chases T.O. around the ring and the chamber. T.O. than catches Bond with a dropkick sending him back into the ring. T.O. quickly mounts Bond and lays into him with punches. Bond is trying to cover up to no avail. T.O. whips Bond off the ropes, but Bond reverses it, back drops T.O. on the mat. T.O. hold his back in pain as gets to his feet. Bond clotheslines T.O. onto the metal surrounding the ring. You can see the pain etched in T.O.' face. Bond gets out of the ring, he picks up T.O., throws him into the Elimination Chamber like a dart. You can see the hands of Bond are heavily taped for this match. Bond grabs the head of T.O. and start pounding away at it with some rights. T.O. is somehow able to kick Bond and is now trying to distance himself from "007." Bond runs at T.O., but T.O. is able to drop toe hold Bond right into Elimination Chamber. Bond is holding his face in pain. T.O. grabs the face Bond and is dragging it hard against the Elimination Chamber. Bond is holding his face in pain. T.O. than starts stomping away on Bond. The next entrant is about to enter the match. The spotlight stops on Link' holding chamber. Link immediately starts pounding away on T.O., Link than grabs T.O., and rams him into the Elimination Chamber. Link than turns his attention to Bond, stomps away at him, than also rams Bond into the Elimination Chamber. Link throws Bond back into the ring, goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. With Link' attention still on Bond, T.O. gets to his feet, climbs to the top rope, and takes down with Link with a missile dropkick. T.O. goes for an Irish whip, Link reverses it, T.O. holds onto the ropes, Link runs at T.O., and Link gets back body dropped onto the metal outside of the ring. T.O. is taunting Link, Bond crawls over, and schoolboys T.O. for a two count. T.O. takes Bond down with clothesline. T.O. turns around, Link grabs T.O.' head, than drops him throat first on the top rope. Link climbs to the top rope, waits for Bond to get to his feet, and hits a cross body, but shifts his weight getting Link in a pinning predicament getting only a two count. The randomizer is going off again and it stops on Zangief' holding chamber. Zangief busts through his holding chamber and start raising even more hell. Zangief gets inside of the ring and start pounding away on T.O.. Zangief picks up T.O. and hits a front slam. Zangief stands on T.O. putting all his weight on the chest and sternum of T.O.. Bond walks up to Zangief and is landing stiff body shots. Zangief pie faces Bond and pushes him into the corner. Link climbs up to the top rope, leg drops the back of Zangief' head causing Zangief to land throat first on the top rope. Zangief is holding his throat in pain. Link motions to Bond to double team Zangief. Both Link and Bond start laying into Zangief with punches, Bond and Link double dropkick the right knee of Zangief. They then dump Zangief to the outside of the ring. As Link goes to the outside of the ring, Bond takes down Link with clothesline to back of the head taking Link down. Bond grabs Link and rams him shoulder first into the steel ring post. T.O. is to his feet, turns Bond around, starts laying into him with rights. Bond than ducks the last punch and hits the Secret Agent Slam for three eliminating T.O.. Zangief is back into the ring, Bond than turns around, Zangief delivers a big boot to the face of Bond sending him to the outside. Zangief picks up Bond and rams him into the Elimination Chamber. Zangief start laying into Bond with punches. After a flurry of punches, Bond is busted open. Zangief than rakes the face of Bond against the Elimination Chamber trying to inflict more damage to the open wound of Bond. Link is finally back to his feet. Link walks over to Zangief and is landing kicks to the right knee and hamstring of Zangief. The randomizer is going off of again. It stops on the holding chamber of "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH. As JTH's holding chamber is opening, Zangief grabs Link by the throat and throws him into an holding chamber breaking through it. Link seems to be out for the moment. JTH gets out of his holding chamber and he flips Chuck Norris as well as taunts him. Chuck Norris knows there is nothing he can do at this moment. JTH turns his attention to what is happening in the match. JTH runs at Zangief and hits him with a running neck breaker. JTH grabs Bond, tosses him back into the ring, hits a springboard leg drop, cover, and Bond is barley able to kick out at two. JTH is waiting for Bond to get to his feet. Bond is using the ropes to get to his feet, JTH than hits the WrestleMania Drop, and get three count eliminating "007" James Bond. Zangief is to his feet, he gets in the ring, and takes down JTH with a big boot to the back of JTH's head. Zangief grabs JTH by the throat and chokeslams JTH to the outside of the ring. JTH is writhing in pain. Link is finally coming to, he is trying to regain his focus, Link gets to his feet, he runs at Zangief, and dropkicks Zangief' head into the Elimination Chamber. Link is just slamming Zangief' head into the Elimination Chamber, than Link starts laying into Zangief with a flurry of punches. Link than hits an X Factor face buster on Zangief on the metal outside of the ring busting open Zangief. JTH gets to his feet, he grabs Link, and rams him into the Elimination Chamber. JTH rolls Zangief into the ring, covers, and only a two count. JTH tells the ref to count faster. JTH start opening up on Zangief with rights trying to make him bleed even more. Link gets to his feet, he springs off the ropes, but turns around just in time, and power slams Link to the mat. JTH puts Link in the WrestleMania Lock in the middle of the ring. Link has no choice but to tap out. The radomizer stops on Chuck Norris's holding chamber, he quickly gets out, and hits JTH with the Norris Kick. Norris doesn't stop there. Norris continues to beat down JTH. Norris whips JTH off the ropes, hits him with a back elbow. Norris taunts JTH to get up. JTH gets up, Norris whips JTH off the ropes, JTH bounces off the opposite ropes, and Norris back body drops JTH to the outside. Zangief finally gets to his feet, turns Norris around, and whips Norris into the corner. Zangief runs at Norris and hits a big splash. Norris falls to the mat, Zangief drags Norris to the center of the ring, and only gets a two count. Zangief grabs Norris and military press slams him to the outside of the ring. JTH is finally to his feet, he climbs to the top rope, JTH goes for a cross body, but Zangief takes JTH down with a thunderous clothesline. Zangief goes for the cover, but JTH is able to get a shoulder off the mat just before the count of three. Zangief bounces off the ropes to hit a running body splash on JTH, but Norris has the wherewithal to grab Zangief' leg, tripping him up, causing him to fall on top of JTH getting a three count eliminating JTH. It is now down to Chuck Norris and the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief. Norris gets in the ring, mounts Zangeif, starts delivering a flurry of punches to the head of Zangief. The blood of Zangief is now on the taped knuckles of Norris. Norris is now sitting on the top rope waiting for Zangief to get to his feet. Zangief finally gets to his feet and Norris hits Zangief with a tornado DDT. Norris pins Zangief, but only gets a two count as Zangief barely get his shoulder off the mat. Norris is now waiting in the corner for Zangief to get his feet. Norris is looking to finish Zangief off with a Norris Kick. Zangief gets to his feet, Norris for the Norris Kick, Zangief ducks, and low blows Norris. Zangief grabs Norris and hits the Russian National Slam for the three count. Zangief retains the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship in a hellacious Elimination Chamber Match. Bob Barker and The Security come and help the victorious Zangief to the back as the show comes to an end.
Quick Results
Jackie Chan defeated Jet Li pinfall
The Socialites defeated Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohnan
Blade defeated The Punisher via pinfall
Mr. Clean defeated Blitz
The Warios defeated The Super Mario Brothers in a ladder to become the first ever NIWA World Tag Team Champions
Sonya Blade defeated Sheik via disqualification to retain the NIWA World Women's Championship after Xena Warrior Princess attacked Sonya Blade
Zangief defeated Chuck Norris via pinfall to retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship in an Elimination Chamber Match
Eliminations
"007" James Bond eliminated Terrell Owens via pinfall
"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH eliminated "007" James Bond via pinfall
"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH eliminated Link via sumbission
Zangief eliminated "Mr. WrestleMania" JTh via pinfall
Zangief eliminated Chuck Norris via pinfall to win the match and retain the NIWA World heavyweight Championship
Air Canada Centre
Toronto, Ontario
Friday, March 27th, 2009
A promo video airs.
A picture of the Elimination Chamber.
Promo Voice: Tonight… six men will put their lives on the line.
Bond: Tonight!
Link: Tonight!
Promo Voice: Tonight… these men will sacrifice all.
Zangief: I will bleed!
T.O.: I will suffer!
Norris: For one goal!
JTH: For one purpose!
Promo Voice: They will destroy those that stand in their way, to prove a point.
Zangief: To prove why I’m champion.
T.O.: To prove you can’t go with T.O.
Norris: To prove why I’m here.
JTH: To prove I’m the man!
Explosion.
Promo Voice: Tonight…
Link: Tonight!
Bond: Tonight!
T.O.: Tonight!
Zangief: Tonight!
JTH: Tonight!
Norris: Tonight!
A broken skull.
Promo Voice: Who will survive tonight?
The promo ends. Battle Without Honor and Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei hits.
Promo Voice: And now… NIWA Presents…St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown.
St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown
Air Canada Centre
Toronto, Ontario
From a sold out Air Canada Centre with 19,828 fans selling out the ACC in Toronto, we welcome you to St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown. Seven matches have been announced, but none bigger than the Elimination Chamber where six of the best NIWA has to offer will compete for the right to become the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion heading into the biggest supershow of the year, Clash of the Titans.
Jet Li vs. Jackie Chan
Chan comes out with his ribs heavily bandaged after the attack just two nights ago. The two start out with kicks and punches that are getting blocked by each of them and they stop to the roar of the crowd. Then a second time of the same thing and again an ovation from the crowd. Jet Li goes out to the apron to say something to one of the fans at ringside and Chan slides under the bottom rope and trips Li off the apron and his face hit’s the mat, then a strong right sends Li to the floor, picks him up then back into the ring. Shots to the gut by Chan and sends Li off the ropes and Chan hits a Jumping Back Elbow taking Li down and then some clubs to the back of the head, Chan comes off the ropes and for a running kick, Li catches Chan’s foot and Chan gives a insiguri to the back of the head. Chan gets the crowd pumped and comes off the ropes again, but Li grabs Chan and gives a Side Slam onto Chan’s injured ribs, Li then starts kicking Chan in the back to which Chan gives a desperation dropkick to the knees having little effect. Li pie-faces Chan into the rope and gives Chan a Sky High Face Plant hurting Chan’s ribs more, and then a dropkick to the back, cover, and a two count. Chan reverses the Irish Whip to the corner and charges at Li, Li moves and Chan goes ribs first to the buckle after that Li gives Chan a High Angle Back Drop. Li now gives knees to the ribs of Chan as well as stomps. The fans start booing Li, but he doesn’t care, Li picks up Chan and a Gutbuster, Li is now taking off the bandage tape of Chan which is getting massive boos from the crowd, Li then gives stomps to the exposed ribs of Jackie Chan. Li then goes for a Powerbomb, Chan sunset flips Li, but Li rolls completely out of it and kicks Chan in the mush, Li then locks on a Bow and Arrow. Chan gives elbows to break the hold and then a stiff kick to Li and Chan gets to his feet, Chan gives some body punches, Irish Whip by Chan, Li does a Spinning Attack looking like his goes for a Huracanrana, but Li drops behind Chan and gives a Back Breaker to Chan and poses to the crowd getting more boos. Li then drags Chan to the ropes and props Chan’s throat on the second rope and then Li shoves his foot into Chan’s back and breaks before the five count. Li waits for Chan to stand up in the corner, Li runs at Chan for a Monkey Flip, Chan flips on his feet, Li charges at him again and Chan lands a Huracanrana buying Chan a breather, the two starts trading Kicks with each other, Li gives a body shot to Chan’s ribs and breaks the momentum, Li comes off the ropes and Chan lands a Super Back Body Drop, then a Russian Leg Sweep. Chan goes on the top turnbuckle, but takes too long, Li gets up and Springboard Dropkicks Chan and Chan is groggy on the top. Li then gets on the top rope and hits with a Superplex onto Jackie Chan, cover, and a two count. Li then gets on the middle turnbuckle and jumps off, but Chan dropkicks Li right in the face when he comes down, cover, and a two count. Chan then slowly goes up to the top turnbuckle again, He jumps off looking for a Flying Huracanrana, but Li counters out of nowhere with a Black Mask, into the Lion Tamer. Chan can’t reach the ropes, he makes an effort to get there but Jet Li pulls him back to the center of the ring, Jackie Chan rolls out of the Lion Tamer’s pressure and into a Sunset Flip rollup and gets the three and the crowd goes crazy. Jet Li quickly gets up and kicks Chan in the face again. Li is furious and grabs Chan again. Li picks up Chan and gives another Powerbomb, he lifts him up and gives another and then another and after the third lets go. Jet Li did the damage before the match and during the match and Jet Li can now say that he beat Jackie Chan to a pulp, but he didn‘t get the job done entirely. Li heads to the back while the referee checks on Jackie Chan’s condition.
Backstage, NIWA Commissioner Bob Barker is taking to the World Heavyweight Championship.
Zangief: Look, I have been having a terrible losing streak as of late. You have to go to Mr. C.C. and tell him that this match can’t happen.
Barker: You know I can’t do that.
Zangief throws a table across the room.
Barker: Champ, champ, champ... Just calm down.
Zangief: How the hell can I calm down?
Barker: Trust me, you’ll be just fine.
Bob Barker than walks off.
Barker leaves and Zangief continues to kick the table he threw.
The Socialites Open Challenge
The Socialites vs. Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan
The four women are beating the living daylights out of each other. Spears knocks Nicole through the ropes, Spears and Lohan team up on Paris Hilton sending her to the corner, they both give chops to the chest of Hilton and a Double Hair Flip, cover, and a two count. Nicole gets in the ring and takes down Spears and Hilton gets up and knocks down Lohan. Nicole and Hilton give a simultaneous Body Slam and both get on the middle ropes, Spears moves out of the way of the elbow drop by Nicole and Lohan puts her knees up with Hilton’s Body Splash. Spears and Lohan start to work on Nicole, double Irish Whip and a Body Back Drop, Hilton runs in and a double kick by Spears and Lohan and a Double Suplex. Spears and Lohan have complete control when Chris Crocker comes out, Britney Spears exits the ring and tries to get Crocker out of there. Crocker leads Spears away from the ring. Nicole and Hilton blindside Lohan while Spears is distracted and they hit the So Cal Crusher (Double Rock Bottom) on Lohan. Paris Hilton pins Lohan for the three count. Spears runs back to the ring, but it is too late as the Socialites are victorious and head to the back, Crocker gets in the ring and Spears and Crocker argue with each other as Nicole and Hilton leave.
“Mr. WrestleMania” JTH is backstage watching the HBK promos from the past couple weeks. He smiles and walks off.
The Punisher vs. Blade
Steve Wilkos does not accompany Blade to the ring so we have a one on one match. Punisher storms to ring and starts with a bunch of right hands to Blade, Punisher gets behind Blade and tries the Interrogator early, but Blade runs backwards and rams Punisher back first into the buckle. Blade comes off the ropes and misses a boot to the face and Punisher with a big right hand knocks Blade down again, Blade gets back up and even more rights to Blade, and then a running punch knocks Blade to the outside. Blade gets up to the apron and gets met with another fist, Punisher grabs Blade and Blade drops off the apron guillotining Punisher on the top rope. Blade rolls in the ring and gives a straight uppercut to Punisher knocking him down, Blade picks Punisher up and pushes him to the buckle and gives forearms to the gut, and then a knee lift to the gut. Blade then sends Punisher into the corner, Punisher bounces off and Blade hits with a Side Slam, cover, and a two count. Blade picks Punisher up and gives a Snake Eyes to Punisher, followed by a Piledriver, cover, and a two count. A jumping elbow by Blade then connects, another cover, and a two count. Blade locks on a Neck Vice cranking Punisher’s head to the side, the crowd gets behind Punisher and roots him on. Punisher stands up and gets Blade in the Electric Chair position and falls back and Blade hits his back in the corner. The two start trading blows back and forth and Punisher starts to get the upper hand, Blade reverses the Irish Whip to the corner, Punisher gets his foot up while Blade comes in, Punisher goes to the top and hits with a Diving Clothesline, cover, and a two count. Side Hip Toss by Punisher, cover, and a two count. Bob Barker comes down to ringside and gets Punisher’s attention, he turns back and runs at Blade in the corner and Blade shoves Punisher into the corner, Blade goes for The Trinity, but Punisher slips out and locks on the Interrogator. Bob Barker jumps on the apron and is doing something in the corner, the referee notices and turns away form the action. Punisher breaks the hold and runs over and knocks Barker off the a pron, Barker rips off the top turnbuckle pad in the process, Blade quickly sees this and Body Splashes Punisher into the exposed turnbuckle stunning Punisher and Blade hits tje Daywalker and makes the cover and gets the three. Blade has defeated the Punisher thanks to Bob Barker and now Punisher has no choice, but to join The Security. Punisher can’t believe what has just happened as Blade carries Bob Barker to the back as Punisher has a dejected look on his face.
Burgundy: My guest at this time is one of the six participants in the Elimination Chamber Match, Chuck Norris. Tonight you have to opportunity to become the next NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. How do you feel your odds are being the last one to enter the Elimination Chamber last?
Norris: Well Ron, this gives me a distinct advantage. But through my years of studying karate, I have learned that you should never become overconfident because one false move and it is all over.
Burgundy: What about those comments made by "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH two days...
"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH interrupts the interview.
JTH: Ron, there is no need to finish. You see, this old geezer here shouldn't be getting everything handed to him on silver damn platter. I have been working my ass off since day one when the NIWA opened its doors. All this old geezer had to do was sign a dotted line, than take out three guys in February to get a title shot at Night of Death over me. I am the man. I work for everything. If you truly want to show everyone you deserve your spot than you need to start from the bottom up just like I did.
JTH flips off Chuck Norris than leaves the interview area.
Promo of the Blitz vs. Mr. Clean in a weapons match.
Weapons Match
Blitz vs. Mr. Clean
The two surprisingly start with chain wrestling trying to throw each other off guard. The two then face off and Blitz gives Mr. Clean a slap to the face, Mr. Clean comes back with rights comes off the ropes and gets an Inverted Atomic Drop, Blitz comes off the ropes and misses with the Cross Body, Mr. Clean misses with a leg drop both get up to their feet again and Blitz clotheslines Mr. Clean over the top rope to the outside. Mr. Clean tries to get back in the ring, but Blitz baseball slides Mr. Clean back out. Blitz gets on the apron, but Mr. Clean sees him and Hip Tosses Blitz off the apron into the guardrail on the outside and then pushes Blitz into the crowd. Mr. Clean grabs one of the chairs and smashes Blitz in the back with it. Blitz starts trying to get some distance, but Mr. Clean continues to beat Blitz in the back with the chair. Mr. Clean then attempts to Irish Whip Blitz into one of the security walls in the crowd, but Blitz reverses it sending Mr. Clean in instead. Blitz then sends Mr. Clean back into the guardrail and then Leg Lariats Mr. Clean over the barricade, Blitz rolls Clean half way in the ring with his head sticking outside. Blitz looks under the ring and grabs a cookie sheet, Blitz walks along the apron and sticks the sheet over Mr. Clean’s face and dropkicks the sheet and Mr. Clean falls to the outside and Blitz throws Mr. Clean back in the ring. Blitz takes too much time getting in the ring and Mr. Clean gives a kick to the face while Blitz gets in the ring on the apron. Mr. Clean comes to the apron and gives Blitz a Clean Cut to the outside and both men go down. Mr. Clean looks under the ring and pulls out a ladder. The crowd goes crazy for they get to see double the ladder action tonight, Blitz runs into Mr. Clean and then sandwiches Mr. Clean between the Ladder and the apron. Blitz sets up the 16 foot ladder on the outside and starts climbing up, Mr. Clean sees him and gets in the ring and starts rocking the ladder that lays next to the apron, Blitz tries to get Mr. Clean to stop but to no avail, Clean tips the ladder and Blitz falls 16 feet to the floor on the outside and the crowd is going crazy again. Mr. Clean goes to the opposite side of the ring and grabs another chair and bring it to where Blitz is, Mr. Clean is ready to hit Blitz, but Blitz throws the ladder into Mr. Clean’s face. Blitz grabs the chair Mr. Clean brought over and starts smacking Mr. Clean in the back and Mr. Clean starts struggling up the ramp way. Blitz is ready to swing again and Mr. Clean gets up to his knees, Blitz swings and Mr. Clean hits with a Low Blow to Blitz and he drops the chair. Mr. Clean grabs the chair and smacks Blitz in the head, and then again, and the third time Blitz falls off the ramp and onto a table on the floor way, the crowd goes insane. Mr. Clean slowly heads down and grabs Blitz and sends him back on the ramp way, and drags Blitz back to ringside and into the ring. Mr. Clean grabs the ladder and drags it into the ring and lays it on the ground. Mr. Clean picks up Blitz and goes for the Clean Cut, but Blitz counters it and hits an Emerald Fusion on the ladder. Blitz rolls Mr. Clean off the ladder and makes a cover for a two count. Blitz goes to the outside and grabs the two chairs from earlier. Blitz sets up both chair and then props the ladder onto the chairs, Blitz sends Mr. Clean into the corner where the weapons are set. Blitz heads to the top to go for the All Out Blitz onto the Ladder, but Mr. Clean jerks Blitz off the turnbuckle with an Arm Drag onto the ladder and the ladder doesn’t give. Mr. Clean puts Blitz onto the ladder on the chairs, Mr. Clean goes to the top turnbuckle and hits with the Clean Press onto Blitz and the Ladder snaps in half. Mr. Clean, lays onto Blitz and gets the three count. Mr. Clean prevails in a vicious weapons match, but Blitz put up a great fight and his work may not go unnoticed.
One Little Victory by Rush hits. Mr. C.C. makes his way to the entrance stage. He has a mic in hand and has an announcement.
Mr. C.C.: It seems as though Blitz put up a good fight in this weapons match we just saw. I thought to myself that even though he lost, he showed me that deserves to be the new number one contender for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship.
Blitz is still groggy and not moving much. He may not be able to comprehend what was just bestowed upon him.
Mr C.C.: Blitz will face Peter Pan at Clash Of The Titans for the NIWA World Junior Championship. It will take place at the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec on April 29th. Now since I am out here I might as well make my next two announcements. The first being a newly created division. Seeing this great weapons match, I am putting you Mr. Clean into a tournament to crown the first ever NIWA World Brass Knuckles Champion. Other entrants include Fozzie Osbourne, Larry The Cable Guy, Casey Jones, Eminem, and many others. The tournament brackets will be made public very soon. Finally, the status of the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship. We have a number of tag team interested in entering the tournament. In the very near future, we will have a tournament to crown the first ever NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions. So be on the look out for that.
A promo shows how the NIWA World Tag Team Championship match came to be.
The Super Mario Brothers theme hits. The crowd erupts as they The Super Mario Brothers step onto the entrance stage. They do their pose, signal to the crowd, than make their way to the ring. They enter the ring as they wait for their opponents.
The Warios music hits and crowd starts booing They step onto the entrance ramp and the crowd continues to boo. They do their pose before making their way to the ring. They jar with the fans as they make their way to the ring. They enter the ring and await the introductions
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a ladder match to determine the first ever NIWA World Tag Team Champions. Introducing first to my right. They hail from the Mushroom Kingdom. They are known the world for being iconic video game heroes. They are the heroes of Mushroom Kingdom. Introducing the team of Mario and Luigi... THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS!
The crowd erupts at the introduction of the The Super Mario Brothers.
Buffer: Introducing to my left their opponents. They hail from the deep dark woods of Mushroom Kingdom. They have been a known to try and take down The Super Mario Brothers. Introducing the team of Wario and Waluig... The WARIOS!
The crowd is going nuts in anticipation of this match.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen in the Air Canada Centre, are you ready? *Crowd cheers* I said...are you RRRRRRRRRRREADY! *Crowd cheers even louder* LLLLLLLLLLLLLLET''S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
World Tag Team Championship
Ladder Match
The Super Mario Brothers vs. The Warios
The bells sounds to signal the start of the match as both teams are in the ring looking up at the World Tag Team Championship belts hanging over 15 feet in the air over the ring. They are jarring back and forth that they will pull down the title belts. The Warios strike first landing punches. The Super Mario Brothers retaliate by lading punches of their own. Wario lands a knee to the gut of Mario while Luigi is getting the upper hand on Waluigi with a flurry of punches. The punches rock Waluigi into the corner. Meanwhile Wario is landing some clubbing blow to the back of Mario. Wario grabs Mario and hits a thunderous back breaker. Mario is holding his back in pain. Wario grabs Mario and whips him hard into the corner that Mario falls face and chest first to mat. Wario lands an elbow to the small of the back. Luigi is now landing knees to the midsection of Waluigi. Wario sees this, walks over, and hits Luigi with a double axe handle to the back of Luigi. Luigi tries to fight back, but Waluigi joins Wario and starts to double team Luigi. As they are double teaming Luigi, they don't see Mario go to the outside and get a ladder. Mario slides the ladder under the bottom rope, Mario gets in the ring and picks up the ladder, Wario sees this and charges at Mario, but Mario hits Wario in the midsection with the ladder. While Wario is hunched over Mario slams the ladder on the back of Wario. Mario runs at Waluigi and hits him in the head with the ladder sending him the outside. Mario turns around and is looking to setup the ladder in the middle of the ring, but Wario kicks Mario's legs out from under causing Mario land face first on the ladder. Mario is holding his face in pain. As Luigi goes to check on his down partner, Wario goes to the outside and brings another ladder into the ring. Luigi focuses his attention on the Warios. He turns around and Wario throws the ladder at Luigi, Luigi catches it, than Wario dropkicks the ladder in Luigi's face. Wario setups the up ladder in the middle of the ring and begins to climb up the ladder. As Wario nearing half up the ladder, Mario climbs to the rope, Mario jumps, twists in the air, and hits Wario with a sitout powerbomb. The crowd is chanting holy shit! Both Wario and Mario are down on the mat. Luigi is stirring and crawling to the ladder and is starting to climb up it. Waluigi gets back in the ring and starting to tip it over, but Luigi is trying to kick Waluigi away to no avail. Waluigi tips the ladder over sending Luigi crashing to the outside. This gives Waluigi the opportunity to climb to the ladder. As Waluigi is climbing the ladder Mario pulls himself up by the ropes. He grabs the other ladder and hits Waluigi with it a couple time knocking him off the ladder. Waluigi rolls out of the ring falling to the floor. Mario follows Waluigi to the outside. Mario grabs another ladder, he sets it up on the steel ring steps and the guard rail. Luigi gets to his feet and Mario motions to him to get in position. The Super Mario Brothers hit Waluigi with A Dudley Death Drop on the ladder. Waluigi is seemingly out cold. Meanwhile Wario is climbing up the ladder. Luigi sees this and gets in the ring and starts climbing up the taller ladder. Mario gets in the ring, starts climbing up the ladder, and puts Wario in the electric chair position on the ladder. Luigi is on top of the taller ladder and hits the Mushroom Surprise. Mario, Luigi, and Wario are down on the mat once again. The crowd is going nuts that its deafening. They are also chanting holy shit! It looks like a proverbial car wreck. Waluigi is slowly getting into the ring. He crawls over to the ladder and start climbing up the ladder slowly. Mario starts climbing up the opposite side of the ladder. Waluigi has the slight lead climbing up the ladder. Both men are finally at the top of the ladder. They start trading punches with Mario starting to get the better of the situation. Mario slams Waluigi's head on the top of the ladder. Mario than hits a sunset flip taking Waluigi down to the mat in a powerbomb move. Waluigi and Mario are both down on the mat. Luigi uses the ropes to help himself to his feet. He sees the ladder is in place and starts to climb up it. Wario is finally up to his feet, he grabs the ladder and hits Luigi with it taking Luigi down to the mat. Luigi falls out of the ring. Wario positions the ladder under the title belts. Wario than starts to climb up the ladder. Each rung is one rung closer to the NIWA World Tag Team Championship. Mario starts to come to and get to his feet. He slowly starts climbing up the ladder, but Mario is too late as Wario grabs down both of the NIWA World Tag Team Championship belts. He holds the belts high in the air as the crowd is going nuts after a great ladder match. Wario gets off the ladder, helps up Waluigi and gives him one of the belts.
Burgundy: My guest at this time I none other than "007" James Bond. Now James, you have the opportunity of a lifetime to potentially become the next NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. What would this mean to you?
Bond: This would mean a lot. I would finally get the one thing that I been fighting for. I have been shedding my blood, sweat, and tears for this. I would mean the most to me. It would mean everything. I have been World Heavyweight Champion before in other promotions. But now it is time for me to ascend to the top once again and become the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion and only five other men stand in my way. I don't care who I have beat because I will beat who I need to so I can touch and hold gold once again.
With that James Bond leaves the interview area to get ready for the Elimination Chamber match.
Jay-Z is standing in the middle ring with a mic in hand and begins to speak.
Jay-Z: Chris, Chris, Chris, at the March 20th house show I made my intentions clear. Than two nights I gave you the opportunity to meet me face to face. But being the little punk bitch that you are you decided to flake out and dodged me. I am giving you another opportunity to come and meet me in the ring face to face right now.
As Jay-Z is waiting, Chris Brown comes on the titontron.
Brown: Jay-Z, oh how you are stupid. Do you think I am dumb enough to come out to the ring? I will face you on my terms homie. I will face you when I say I face you.
Jay-Z: Than what is your problem. I am standing right here. So bring it on boy.
Brown: If you really want a fight, than better come find me.
Jay-Z: You better believe it that I will find your punk ass Chris. When I do, I won't be held responsible for my actions.
With that a promo video of the NIWA World Women's Championship Match airs.
Sheik's theme hits. The crowd starts booing. Sheik steps onto the entrance stage. She is taunting the crowd and the boos get even louder. She remains focused as she makes her way to the ring. She walks up the ring steps, enters the rings, and remains focused as she awaits the NIWA World Women's Champion.
Sonya Blade's theme hits. The crowd gets to their feet and cheers on Sonya Blade. She steps onto the entrance stage and points to the NIWA World Women's Championship around her waist. Blade does her pose before continuing to the ring. Sonya is not taking her eyes off the challenger. She walks up the ring steps, enters the ring, and awaits the introductions from Michael Buffer.
Buffer: Introducing first to my left is the challenger. She hails from Hyrule Kingdom. She has a pronounced mean streak with such evidence as injuring Lindsay Lohan. Sheik has made her presence felt in the NIWA World Women's Championship picture. This is SHEIK!
The crowds boos are deafening. But she doesn't let the boos get to her.
Buffer: Introducing next to my right the champion. She hails for the United States of America. She has been on a winning streak while on her way to winning the NIWA World Women's Championship at Night Of Death in February. She has declared that she will defend the title against any and all comers. She is the current reigning and defending NIWA World Women's Champion... THIS IS SONYA BLADE!
The crowd is getting louder.
Buffer: LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLE!
Sonya Blade handles the title belt to the ref. He shows it to the crowd, than he shows it Sheik. The ref signals for the bells to officially start.
NIWA World Women's Championship
(c)Sonya Blade vs. Sheik
Both women circle the ring before locking. They than start doing some chain wrestling to try and one up each other to no avail. The crowd applauds this great display of wrestling. They lock up again, this time Sheik switches to a side headlock, than into a hammerlock, than takes down Sonya Blade with a drop toe hold. Sheik quickly drops an elbow on the back of Sonya Blade. Sheik quickly goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Sheik grabs Sonya and hits a back breaker. Sheik grabs Sonya and snap mares her over, than lands a stiff forearm to the back of Sonya. You can see the pain etched on Sonya's face. Sheik goes for the cover, but Sonya kicks out at two. Sheik whips Sonya into the corner. Sheik has a confident look on her face, taunts the crowd, than runs at Sonya, but Sonya moves out of the way, and Sheik hits the corner sternum first. Sheik stumbles backwards out of the corner and Sonya runs at Sheik taking her down with neck breaker. Sonya is quickly into the cover, but only gets a two count. Sonya slams Sheik to the mat and lands a knee to the face of Sheik. Sonya covers Sheik, but only gets a two count. Sonya quickly puts Sheik in a headlock trying to keep Sheik off her feet. Sonya puts more pressure on the head of Sheik. It looks at though Sheik is fading away, but Sheik is not going to fade away this easily. Sheik is trying to get to her feet and she does. Sheik gets out of the headlock by countering into a back drop suplex. Sheik is a bit groggy, but she pins Sonya, and only gets a two count. Sheik yells at the ref that it was three count. But the ref says it was a two as Sonya was able to get a shoulder off the mat. Sheik snap mares Sonya over and Sheik lays a stiff sounding kick to back of Sonya. Sheik throws Sonya to the outside. Sonya lands with a hard thud on the outside. Sheik waits on the apron for Sonya to get to her feet. Sonya gets to her feet and Sheik takes her down with an Asai moonsault. Sheik is back in control and shows her confidence by taunting the crowd. Sheik than rams Sonya back first into the ring, lands some clubbing blows to Sonya's back, than slams Sonya on the outside. Sheik breaks the refs ten count and continues to inflict more punishment on Sonya on the outside. Sheik whips Sonya into the steel ring steps, than rolls Sonya back into the ring, covers, and a two count. Sheik again yells at the ref telling him that it was a three count. As Sheik's attention is to the ref, this give Sonya the opportunity regroup. Sheik turns her attention back to Sonya. Sheik bends over to grab Sonya, by Sonya grabs Sheik, and puts her in a small package pinning combination, but only gets a two count. They both are both to their feet, Sonya ducks a clothesline attempt by Sheik, and hits a back kick to the midsection of Sheik. Sheik is down to one knee, Sonya bounces off the ropes, and hits a dropkick to the head of Sheik. Sheik falls to the mat, Sonya quickly goes for a cover, but a two count. Sonya bounces off the ropes, hits a front flipping leg drop on the head, goes for a cover, but again only gets a two count. Sonya is back in control of the match. Sonya grabs Sheik and delivers multiple European uppercuts rocking Sheik into the corner. Sonya starts laying into Sheik with multiple knife edge chops getting a woo from the crowd after each one. Sonya whips Sheik off the ropes and takes Sheik down with a sidewalk slam. Sonya covers Sheik, but only gets a two count as Sheik is able to get a shoulder off the mat. Sonya thought she got the three count for sure. Sonya whips Sheik off the ropes, both of them go for a clotheslines, and take each other down. The crowd is going nuts that both Sonya and Sheik are taking it to each other. The ref starts his ten count. 1......... 2......... 3......... 4......... 5......... 6......... finally both women are starting to stir. 7......... they are crawling to the ropes to pull themselves up to their feet. The crowd erupts as Xena Warrior Princess hits the ring. Sonya pulls herself up to her feet, turns around, and gets the Xena Spear courtesy of Xena. The ref immediately throws out the match and awards the match to Sonya Blade. Sheik seen what happened and looks at Xena confused. Xena takes out Sheik with a Xena Spear. Xena is standing tall in the ring holding the NIWA World Women's Championship high in the air. Xena than drapes the title belt over the down Sonya Blade. Xena walks to the back after leaving carnage back in the ring.
A promo video of how the Elimination Chamber Match for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship came to be airs.
Michael Buffer is introducing all of the competitors one by one and they enter their individual holding chambers.
Elimination Chamber
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
(c)Zangief vs. Link vs. "007" James Bond vs. Terrell Owens vs. Chuck Norris vs. "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH
The first two men that will start off the match is "007" James Bond and Terrell Owens. They start off chain wrestling to try and one up each other to no avail. They lock up and T.O goes to a standing side headlock, turns it into a hammerlock, than takes Bond down with a drop toe hold, T.O. slaps the back of Bond' head a few times trying to get Bond mad. This seems to work as Bond chases T.O. around the ring and the chamber. T.O. than catches Bond with a dropkick sending him back into the ring. T.O. quickly mounts Bond and lays into him with punches. Bond is trying to cover up to no avail. T.O. whips Bond off the ropes, but Bond reverses it, back drops T.O. on the mat. T.O. hold his back in pain as gets to his feet. Bond clotheslines T.O. onto the metal surrounding the ring. You can see the pain etched in T.O.' face. Bond gets out of the ring, he picks up T.O., throws him into the Elimination Chamber like a dart. You can see the hands of Bond are heavily taped for this match. Bond grabs the head of T.O. and start pounding away at it with some rights. T.O. is somehow able to kick Bond and is now trying to distance himself from "007." Bond runs at T.O., but T.O. is able to drop toe hold Bond right into Elimination Chamber. Bond is holding his face in pain. T.O. grabs the face Bond and is dragging it hard against the Elimination Chamber. Bond is holding his face in pain. T.O. than starts stomping away on Bond. The next entrant is about to enter the match. The spotlight stops on Link' holding chamber. Link immediately starts pounding away on T.O., Link than grabs T.O., and rams him into the Elimination Chamber. Link than turns his attention to Bond, stomps away at him, than also rams Bond into the Elimination Chamber. Link throws Bond back into the ring, goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. With Link' attention still on Bond, T.O. gets to his feet, climbs to the top rope, and takes down with Link with a missile dropkick. T.O. goes for an Irish whip, Link reverses it, T.O. holds onto the ropes, Link runs at T.O., and Link gets back body dropped onto the metal outside of the ring. T.O. is taunting Link, Bond crawls over, and schoolboys T.O. for a two count. T.O. takes Bond down with clothesline. T.O. turns around, Link grabs T.O.' head, than drops him throat first on the top rope. Link climbs to the top rope, waits for Bond to get to his feet, and hits a cross body, but shifts his weight getting Link in a pinning predicament getting only a two count. The randomizer is going off again and it stops on Zangief' holding chamber. Zangief busts through his holding chamber and start raising even more hell. Zangief gets inside of the ring and start pounding away on T.O.. Zangief picks up T.O. and hits a front slam. Zangief stands on T.O. putting all his weight on the chest and sternum of T.O.. Bond walks up to Zangief and is landing stiff body shots. Zangief pie faces Bond and pushes him into the corner. Link climbs up to the top rope, leg drops the back of Zangief' head causing Zangief to land throat first on the top rope. Zangief is holding his throat in pain. Link motions to Bond to double team Zangief. Both Link and Bond start laying into Zangief with punches, Bond and Link double dropkick the right knee of Zangief. They then dump Zangief to the outside of the ring. As Link goes to the outside of the ring, Bond takes down Link with clothesline to back of the head taking Link down. Bond grabs Link and rams him shoulder first into the steel ring post. T.O. is to his feet, turns Bond around, starts laying into him with rights. Bond than ducks the last punch and hits the Secret Agent Slam for three eliminating T.O.. Zangief is back into the ring, Bond than turns around, Zangief delivers a big boot to the face of Bond sending him to the outside. Zangief picks up Bond and rams him into the Elimination Chamber. Zangief start laying into Bond with punches. After a flurry of punches, Bond is busted open. Zangief than rakes the face of Bond against the Elimination Chamber trying to inflict more damage to the open wound of Bond. Link is finally back to his feet. Link walks over to Zangief and is landing kicks to the right knee and hamstring of Zangief. The randomizer is going off of again. It stops on the holding chamber of "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH. As JTH's holding chamber is opening, Zangief grabs Link by the throat and throws him into an holding chamber breaking through it. Link seems to be out for the moment. JTH gets out of his holding chamber and he flips Chuck Norris as well as taunts him. Chuck Norris knows there is nothing he can do at this moment. JTH turns his attention to what is happening in the match. JTH runs at Zangief and hits him with a running neck breaker. JTH grabs Bond, tosses him back into the ring, hits a springboard leg drop, cover, and Bond is barley able to kick out at two. JTH is waiting for Bond to get to his feet. Bond is using the ropes to get to his feet, JTH than hits the WrestleMania Drop, and get three count eliminating "007" James Bond. Zangief is to his feet, he gets in the ring, and takes down JTH with a big boot to the back of JTH's head. Zangief grabs JTH by the throat and chokeslams JTH to the outside of the ring. JTH is writhing in pain. Link is finally coming to, he is trying to regain his focus, Link gets to his feet, he runs at Zangief, and dropkicks Zangief' head into the Elimination Chamber. Link is just slamming Zangief' head into the Elimination Chamber, than Link starts laying into Zangief with a flurry of punches. Link than hits an X Factor face buster on Zangief on the metal outside of the ring busting open Zangief. JTH gets to his feet, he grabs Link, and rams him into the Elimination Chamber. JTH rolls Zangief into the ring, covers, and only a two count. JTH tells the ref to count faster. JTH start opening up on Zangief with rights trying to make him bleed even more. Link gets to his feet, he springs off the ropes, but turns around just in time, and power slams Link to the mat. JTH puts Link in the WrestleMania Lock in the middle of the ring. Link has no choice but to tap out. The radomizer stops on Chuck Norris's holding chamber, he quickly gets out, and hits JTH with the Norris Kick. Norris doesn't stop there. Norris continues to beat down JTH. Norris whips JTH off the ropes, hits him with a back elbow. Norris taunts JTH to get up. JTH gets up, Norris whips JTH off the ropes, JTH bounces off the opposite ropes, and Norris back body drops JTH to the outside. Zangief finally gets to his feet, turns Norris around, and whips Norris into the corner. Zangief runs at Norris and hits a big splash. Norris falls to the mat, Zangief drags Norris to the center of the ring, and only gets a two count. Zangief grabs Norris and military press slams him to the outside of the ring. JTH is finally to his feet, he climbs to the top rope, JTH goes for a cross body, but Zangief takes JTH down with a thunderous clothesline. Zangief goes for the cover, but JTH is able to get a shoulder off the mat just before the count of three. Zangief bounces off the ropes to hit a running body splash on JTH, but Norris has the wherewithal to grab Zangief' leg, tripping him up, causing him to fall on top of JTH getting a three count eliminating JTH. It is now down to Chuck Norris and the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief. Norris gets in the ring, mounts Zangeif, starts delivering a flurry of punches to the head of Zangief. The blood of Zangief is now on the taped knuckles of Norris. Norris is now sitting on the top rope waiting for Zangief to get to his feet. Zangief finally gets to his feet and Norris hits Zangief with a tornado DDT. Norris pins Zangief, but only gets a two count as Zangief barely get his shoulder off the mat. Norris is now waiting in the corner for Zangief to get his feet. Norris is looking to finish Zangief off with a Norris Kick. Zangief gets to his feet, Norris for the Norris Kick, Zangief ducks, and low blows Norris. Zangief grabs Norris and hits the Russian National Slam for the three count. Zangief retains the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship in a hellacious Elimination Chamber Match. Bob Barker and The Security come and help the victorious Zangief to the back as the show comes to an end.
Quick Results
Jackie Chan defeated Jet Li pinfall
The Socialites defeated Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohnan
Blade defeated The Punisher via pinfall
Mr. Clean defeated Blitz
The Warios defeated The Super Mario Brothers in a ladder to become the first ever NIWA World Tag Team Champions
Sonya Blade defeated Sheik via disqualification to retain the NIWA World Women's Championship after Xena Warrior Princess attacked Sonya Blade
Zangief defeated Chuck Norris via pinfall to retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship in an Elimination Chamber Match
Eliminations
"007" James Bond eliminated Terrell Owens via pinfall
"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH eliminated "007" James Bond via pinfall
"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH eliminated Link via sumbission
Zangief eliminated "Mr. WrestleMania" JTh via pinfall
Zangief eliminated Chuck Norris via pinfall to win the match and retain the NIWA World heavyweight Championship
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