Battle To The Clash Of The Titans Tour
Colisée Pepsi
Quebec City, Quebec
Saturday, April 25th, 2009


A video package highlighting the last show is playing on the titontron. It ends with both "Mr. WresteMania" JTH and "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels laid out on the mat. The crowd is buzzing in anticipation of the first match.

Chris Brown vs. Ronald McDonald
Chris Brown comes down to the ring and gets jumped by Jay-Z. These two can’t stand each other and can’t wait until Clash of the Titans and they just brawl to the back and backstage. Security tries but can’t break these men apart. The match never gets underway.

Ron Burgundy is standing by with Gabrielle whose match is next.

Burgundy: My guest at this time is Gabrielle. Now Gabrielle, you have a tremendous opportunity to become the number one contender for the NIWA World Women's Championship and you title shot will take place at the anniversary show set to take place in May. Your thoughts?

Gabrielle: Well Ron, this will be a great opportunity for to get one step closer to my dream of becoming the NIWA World Women's Champion. I have dreamed of becoming the NIWA World Women's Champion ever since I signed with the company. Sonya Blade is tough competitor, but I will not back down. I won a 27 women battle royal at Hot As Hell and that was just the start. People may not take me that serious because I may not be the biggest in the womens division, but I assure you that I will fight to the bitter end and earn my title shot.

With that, Gabrielle leaves the interview area and heads to the ring for her match.

Non-Title Match
NIWA World Women's Champion Sonya Blade vs. Gabrielle
Stipulation: If Gabrielle wins she gets a title shot at the May anniversary super show

Sonya starts with shots to the face, Irish Whip and Gabrielle counters with a Huracanrana, cover, and near fall. Snapmare by Gabrielle and a running dropkick to the back of Sonya’s head, cover, and a two count. Irish Whip into the corner and Sonya comes back with a straight kick to Gabrielle’s face, Sonya goes to the tope rope, Gabrielle nudges the rope and Sonya falls down on the ropes. Gabrielle goes to the top to try a Superplex, but Sonya stops it and pushes Gabrielle off knocking the ref down. Sonya comes off the ropes with a Cross Body and into a pin, but the referee is down. Xena Warrior Princess comes down the aisle and grabs the Women’s Championship and hits Sonya in the back of the head with it and lays Gabrielle over top Sonya, the ref comes around, sees the pin and counts the three. Gabrielle has earned a title shot. Sheik comes down to the ring and lays out Xena on the outside and gets in the ring attacks Gabrielle and picks her up, Xena comes in the ring and sets up for a Xena Spear. Sheik turns around and sees her and moves out of the way in time and Xena accidentally spears her friend and Sheik makes a break for it. Xena tends to Gabrielle as Sheik heads to the back and Sonya rolls out the ring.

Ron Burgundy catches up with Xena Warrior Princess to get some answers about what happened.

Burgundy: Xena, why did you lay out the NIWA World Women's Champion Sonya Blade with the title belt just a few moments ago?

Xena: Why? WHY? It is simple... I want to send a message to Sonya and Sheik. I am sending a message that I will win the NIWA World Women's Championship at any and all costs. I am going to fulfill my destiny and become and the NIWA World Women's Champion. Then at the anniversary I will defend the NIWA World Women's Championship against my good friend and protege Gabrielle.

With that, Xena and Gabrielle leave the interview area. A video package shows how the next match between The Security and The Super Mario Brothers came be.

The Security are in their dressing room with the rest of the stable.

Blade: The Super Mario Brothers are going to get what they have coming to them. If it wasn't for them, we would be the NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS for the NIWA World Tag Team Championship.

Barker: Calm down Blade! You will beat The Super Mario Brothers. Than in due time you will be the next NIWA World Tag Team Champions. You have to pick your spots.

Steve: Mr. Barker is right. We can't let them get in our head. They have one upped us at the last show by distracting us and getting us eliminated by Beavis and Butt-head. Beavis and Butt-head of all people. We had those punks in the palm of our hands. We would have crushed them and them destroyed the X-Men becoming the number one contenders for the NIWA World Tag Team Championship. But we have to remain focused for this match because if we beat them we may get a title shot in the future.

Blade: You're right! LET'S GO BEAT THEIR ASSES!

Steve: That's the spirit. Let's get win ourselves a match.

The Super Mario Brothers w/Princess Peach and Princess Daisy vs. The Security
Mario starts the match with Blade, Mario gets Blade in a quick rollup for a two count. Blade gets right up and gives a Lariat to Mario, then a sharp punch to the face. Irish Whip that Mario turns into a Swinging Neck Breaker. Blade rakes Mario in the face and tags Steve Wilkos, Wilkos charges at Mario who gets run into their corner and Mario tags Luigi in and the two stomp away at Wilkos. Irish Whip, countered that Luigi turns right back around into a Lou Thesz Press with some additional punches. Irish Whip and Luigi takes out Blade on the outside, Wilkos takes advantage and hits a Tilt a Whirl Powerslam, Blade gets back on the apron and gets the tag who stomps away at Luigi, Irish Whip and Mario gets a Blind tag and Blade hits a STO Slam and takes Luigi out of the ring. Mario gets in the ring and starts cleaning house on Blade and Wilkos. Mario knocks Wilkos out of the ring and starts whaling away at Blade. Blade counters the Super Mario Bomb and attempts The Trinity, but slips behind Blade and hits a Screwdriver. The Punisher comes out and throws Luigi into the ring causing the break up of the count. Mario picks up Blade and goes for a Super Mario Stunner while the ref is trying to roll Luigi out of the ring, The Punisher hangmans Mario on the rope, Blade Schoolboys Mario, grabs the pants, and gets the three. The Security get the victory over The Super Mario Brothers.

Battle Royal Featuring The Money In The Bank Participants
"007" James Bond vs. Mario vs. Jet Li vs. Luigi vs. Max Payne vs. Fozzie Osbourne vs. Link vs. Captain Jack Sparrow

The Super Mario Brothers don't get a chance to rest as the rest of the participants hit the ring. All eight men start pounding away at each other, some trying to eliminate each other. Fozzie Osbourne sneaks under the ropes and is still in the match. Luigi is trying to bring Fozzie back into the ring when Blade and Steve Wilkos come back out and distract Luigi, Fozzie takes advantage of this and pulls Luigi over the top rope. Wilkos and Blade start to beat up Luigi again, Mario sees this and climbs to the top turnbuckle and does a Diving Cross Body to the outside onto The Security eliminating himself but continuing to attack The Security. Captain Jack Sparrow and "007" James Bond are battling, Sparrow goes for the Pirates Plunge, but Bond backdrops Sparrow over the ropes but holds on. Link goes for an Avalanche on Bond but moves and Link hits Sparrow eliminating Sparrow. Link and Bond start battling each other and Link counters the Secret Agent Slam and hits the Link to the Past on James Bond. Fozzie comes from behind and low blows Link, Jet Li then gives Link a Roundhouse knocking Link over the ropes, and Link is eliminated. Max Payne takes down Fozzie and Li and then turns his attention to Bond and goes for Maximum Payne, that Bond stops and gives Payne a Secret Agent Slam flipping Payne over the top rope and Max Payne is eliminated. Bond sends Jet Li to the corner and Li gets his foot up and kicks Bond in the face, Li grabs Bond and puts Bond in a Figure Four Neck Lock on the ropes, Fozzie sees this and attacks Bond in the gut which causing the ropes to shake and Jet Li loses his grip and falls over the rope and we’re down to Fozzie and Bond. Fozzie starts punching at Bond and Bond begins to come back, but Fozzie then pokes Bond in the eyes, he goes for the Tallywacker, Bond pushes Fozzie into the ropes, Fozzie comes off the ropes and gets a foot to the gut and Bond hits with a Secret Agent Slam. Bond then puts on the Ankle Lock and Fozzie starts tapping out, but has to be thrown over the rope for the match to end. Fozzie get to his feet with the hold still applied, he flips over the top rope and holds on causing James Bond to go over the rope and getting eliminated and Fozzie holds on. Fozzie Osbourne in an upset has won the Battle Royal. Will he continue the momentum and win the Dragon Match at Clash of the Titans?

A promo video shows the card for Clash Of The Titans. The video shows how each match came to be.

Fozzie Osbourne is backstage somewhere and the camera is there. Osbourne begins to speak.

Fozzie: You see that? You see what I just did? I won the battle royal. Momentum has been on my side since I debuted. First I decimated that derka, derka Aladdin. Than I destroyed that punk bitch Randy Jackson to qualify for the Money In The Bank Dragon Match at Clash Of The Titans. Than at Clash Of The Titans I will win the match by getting what rightfully mine and that is a guaranteed title shot. When I get that guaranteed title shot, you won't know where and you won't know when I will cash in my title shot. You won't know when violence will arrive.

Fozzie Osbourne walks away and the camera fades to see Blitz somewhere in the arena getting ready for his match which is next. He stops, looks at the camera, and begins to speak.

Blitz: In just four days, I have the opportunity of a lifetime. I will be facing Peter Pan for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship. Peter Pan and I have been battling back and forth trying to one up each and get momentum heading into Clash Of The Titans. But in four days, it will be time to put up and shut up. It will be time to see who the better man is. It will be time to see who will walk out of the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion. It damn sure won't be that fairy look fruitcake Peter Pan. He has had a nice run as the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion, but it is now my time to hold that ten pounds of gold.

Blitz refocuses, than talks about his match tonight against "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH.

Blitz: But onto tonight... I am facing "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH. I am not scared him. I will beat him thus having momentum on my side going into Clash Of The Titans. I know that he is so fixated on his match against Shawn Michaels that I will be able to get the easy win. He might say the same thing about me and the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship, but I am confident that I will win. This our first time facing each other and may not be the last, but this will be a key win for me as I may catapult me in contention for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. I wouldn't mind facing fellow stablemate Zangief. But first I have beat this jackass JTH. So be period for a beat JTH because you are not far from it.

With that Blitz leaves the area where he is and heads to the ring.

"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH vs. Blitz
Blitz starts the match with a leg trip and mocks up JTH. Tie-up Blitz goes for a Body Slam JTH slides behind it and Schoolboys Blitz for a quick two count. The two stare off and talk some trash. Side Headlock by JTH, Blitz sends JTH off the ropes and a Shoulder Tackle by JTH, over top Blitz and he counters with a Swinging Neckbreaker. Blitz charges at JTH in the corner, JTH throws Blitz into the opposite corner, and gives a Jumping Side Kick to the side of the head of Blitz sending him to the mat. JTH look like he going for a WrestleMania Lock, but instead does a Spinning Leg Drop onto the left quad of Blitz trying to knot up the leg of Blitz. Knee drop to the quad of Blitz now and JTH slaps Blitz in the back of the head and the crowd loves it. The ref distracts JTH enough that Blitz pulls JTH down and JTH’s face hits the bottom turnbuckle, Blitz starts whaling away at JTH; Irish Whip into the corner and JTH boots Blitz in the face JTH goes to the second ropes and gives a Falling Neck Slam on Blitz. The two start punching back and forth at each other, JTH goes for a punch and gets blocked and Blitz hits a Jumping Knee to the chin of JTH taking him down. Blitz picks up JTH in a Piledriver position and drops JTH face first in a Flapjack type move, cover, and a two count. Blitz heads to the top rope and JTH pushes the ref into the ropes and Blitz falls on the ropes, the ref condemns JTH to which JTH flips off the ref. JTH then stands over Blitz, he points to the back and gives a DX crotch chop and the crowd goes wild. JTH puts Blitz on the top rope and hits a Sky High Superplex onto Blitz and both men are down, JTH slowly falls on Blitz and a near fall. JTH heads to the top rope and gives a patient HBK Elbow Drop onto Blitz, cover and almost a three, JTH is stunned that Blitz kicked out. JTH picks up Blitz and Blitz hits with a Jawbreaker to stop the momentum. Blitz sends JTH sternum first to the buckle, Blitz looks like his going for the All Out Blitz, but JTH hits a Low Blow on Blitz and getting the referee to hitting them both so the match doesn’t stop. JTH is setting up Blitz for the WrestleMania Kick, and goes for it and Blitz Low Balls JTH too. The ref comes about, Blitz gets JTH in the corner and Blitz sets up the All Out Blitz and JTH flips Blitz off the ropes and onto the mat, Blitz gets back up and comes at JTH and JTH nails a WrestleMania Kick and both men are down. JTH crawls over and makes a cover, 1...2... Blitz gets his foot on the bottom rope. JTH goes for the WrestleMania Kick again and gets caught, Blitz spins him around half way and pushes JTH into the corner, Blitz charges at JTH and JTH moves, JTH grabs Blitz, gets on the middle rope and hits a Spinning WrestleMania Drop from the middle rope and gets the three. JTH wins a hard fought match. JTH celebrates the win and Blitz attacks JTH from behind and ties JTH up in the ropes. Chuck Norris comes out to aid JTH and pounds away at Blitz and clotheslines over the top rope. Zangief then comes out and hits Chuck Norris with the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship and starts pounding down Chuck Norris. Suddenly , Sexy Boy hits and Shawn Michaels runs down to the ring and starts punching Zangief, Zangief counters the Irish Whip and HBK hits with a Flying Forearm and nips up. HBK is setting up Zangief for Sweet Chin Music, HBK is ready to unload and Blitz drags Zangief out of the ring, but HBK is still tuning up the band looking at Blitz and Zangief. Then HBK unwinds and hits Sweet Chin Music on JTH who was still tied up in the ropes and the crowd loves all of it as JTH is out of it still tied up. HBK gives JTH a DX chop and tells him, “I'll see you at Clash of the Titans… boy!” HBK does his signature HBK pose right in JTH’s face as the show ends.

Quick Results
Chris Brown vs. Ronald McDonald never got underway as Jay-Z attack Chris Brown from behind with both of them brawling to the back
Gabrielle defeated the NIWA World Women's Champion Sonya Blade via pinfall getting a title shot at the May anniversary show after Xena Warrior Princess hit Sonya Blade with the title belt
The Security defeated The Super Mario Brother via pinfall after The Punisher interfered in the match
Fozzie Osbourne won an Eight Man Battle Royal featuring the Money In Bank Dragon Match participants
Eliminations
Fozzie Osbourne eliminated Luigi
Mario eliminated himself with a cross body splash from the top rope onto The Security who were laying a beatdown on Luigi
Link eliminated Captain Jack Sparrow
Jet Li eliminated Link
"007" James Bond eliminated Jet Li
Fozzie Osbourne eliminated "007" James Bond to win the match
"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH defeated Blitz via pinfall