Sand And Sun Tour TD Garden Boston, Massachusettes Friday, June 19th, 2009
The
crowd is going nuts in anticipation of the first match. But a video is
being shown on the titontron. It highlights how this match came to be.
It shows Sheik interfering in their match at Annualversary.
NIWA World Women's Championship (c)Xena Warrior Princess vs. Gabrielle Ref: Mario Yamasaki Gabrielle
and Xena Warrior Princess lock up, Gabrielle does a go behind, and has
Xena in a standing waist lock. Xena uses her strength to pull apart the
hands of Gabrielle, lands a butt shot to the gut of Gabrielle creating
some distance. Gabrielle runs at Xena, but is taken down with a drop
toe hold, Xena quickly gets Gabrielle in a front face lock. Gabrielle
rams Xena into the corner, lands a few forearms shots to the face of
Xena, Xena reverses the Irish whip sending Gabrielle hard into the
opposite corner chest first. The impact forces Gabrielle on her back.
Xena lands a leg drop to the chest of Gabrielle, she than lands a few
elbows on the chest of Gabrielle, cover, and a two count. Xena snap
mares Gabrielle to the mat, than locks in a chin lock. Ref Mario
Yamasaki is in perfect position to if it slips into a choke. The ref is
seeing if Gabrielle is fading, but she is hanging on. The crowd is
getting behind Gabrielle, she starts to get to her feet, she lands
elbows to the ribs of Xena, than hits a jaw breaker thus breaking the
hold. Gabrielle bounces off the ropes, Xena instinctively hits a snap
power slam, cover, and a two count. Xena whips Gabrielle into the
corner, Xena runs at Gabrielle, but Gabrielle slips through the ropes,
lands a kick to the head of Xena, than uses her feet to drop Xena
across the top rope throat first. Gabrielle lands a springboard
dropkick on Xena, Xena reverses the Irish whip, Gabrielle ducks a
clothesline, hits a neckbreaker, pin, and a two count. Gabrielle
bounces off the ropes, hits a front flipping leg drop on the chest of
Xena, cover, and a two count. Gabrielle grabs Xena, puts her on her
shoulders, attempts the Go To Sleep, but Xena counters into a sunset
flip, and gets a two count. Both women are quickly up to their feet,
Gabrielle ducks a clothesline, lands a back kick to the gut of Xena,
and hits a Dragon DDT. Gabrielle drags Xena to the corner, taunts the
crowd signaling she is going for the Messenger Of God, but she takes
too much time going for it, and Xena gets her knees up just in time.
Xena gets to feet, waits for Gabrielle to get to her feet, and hits the
Xena Spear to get the three. Xena retains her title against her friend
Gabrielle.
A video package shows the upcoming super show Beach Wars. It shows the card, venue, place, and date of the event.
Vanna white is standing by with Mr. Clean.
Vanna:
Mr. Clean you have a match at Beach Wars where you team with Peter Pan,
Spider-Man, and Terrell Owens where you face The Security, The
Punisher, and NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Blitz
Mr. Clean:
Let me stop you right there Vanna. You said Terrell Owens... Now I have
some history between T.O. and he said that he didn't need our help in
combating our opponents at Beach Wars, but the fact still remains is
that he has our help whether he likes it or not. I don't care if he
shows up to Beach Wars or not. I don't care if he is a team player or
not just as long as he stays out of my way.
With that Mr. Clean leaves the interview area and heads to the ring for his match.
Mr. Clean vs. Randy Jackson Ref: Herb Dean They
both lock up in the center of the ring. Randy Jackson switches to a
side a headlock, Mr. Clean pushes him off the ropes, takes down Jackson
with a shoulder block. Mr. Clean bounces off the ropes, Jackson lays on
his stomach, Mr. Clean stops before hopping over Jackson, and lands a
leg drop to the back of Jackson's neck. Mr. Clean whips Jackson into
the corner, he lays into Jackson with some shoulder to the gut, than
whips Jackson into the opposite corner. Mr. Clean gets the crowd behind
him, than runs at Jackson, but Jackson moves out of the way, and Mr.
Clean hits the corner sternum first. Jackson hits Mr. Clean with a
clothesline to the back of the head, than hits a back drop suplex, pin,
and a two count. Jackson whips Mr. Clean off the ropes, Jackson a
clothesline attempt, kicks Mr. Clean in the guts, and hits a spike DDT.
Jackson waits for Mr. Clean to get to his feet, looks to hit the Flap
Jackson, but Mr. Clean counters, hits the Clean Sweeps, pin, and get
the three.
Ron Burgundy is standing by wit The Punisher.
Burgundy:
My guest at this time is The Punisher. You have a big eight man tag
team match scheduled for Beach Wars. Do you guarantee a win for your
team?
The Punisher: Do
I? DO I? Of course I do. The Elite have shown their dominance here in
the NIWA and the team of The Security, NIWA World Junior Heavyweight
Championship Blitz, and myself will run over our opponents. We already
know that there is some fighting amongst our opponents. If Mr. Clean
and Terrell Owens can't keep themselves in check, than we will use it
to our advantage to pick up the victory. Spider-Man wants Mr. Clean and
Terrell Owens in check, but I don't think they can. Tonight, I will
show you what it will be like at Beach Wars when I show my dominance
over that burger flipping loser Ronald McDonald.
Cosmo Kramer vs. Chris Brown Ref: Mario Yamasaki The
bells sounds to officially start this match. Chris Brown jumps Cosmo
Kramer from behind landing some clubbing blows to the back. Brown
bounces off the ropes, tries to shoulder block Kramer to no avail.
Brown bounces off the ropes, Kramer lands a choke bomb sending Brown
hard to the mat. Kramer whips Brown off the ropes, hits the Giddy Up,
and gets the three.
The titontron shows Terrell Owens somewhere in the arena with Mike Gundy. T.O. begins to speak.
T.O.:
Mr. Clean, you want me to stay out of your way, don't guarantee it. You
and I have history, but that won't stop me from doing what I want, when
I want, and how I want. All you have to know is that I will get the
pin, not you, or the others I unfortunately have to team with. I am the
biggest superstar in the NIWA today and getting the World Junior
Heavyweight Championship is only the beginning. But first I will score
the win for my team at Beach Wars. I don't care what happens during
that match, but I guarantee myself getting the pinfall.
Gundy:
Mr. Clean, you want T.O. here to be a team player, but that is just not
going to happen. You see, my man T.O. is bigger and better than you.
Sure you got a fluke win over him at Clash Of The Titans, but the next
you two face off, the result will be different. Mr. Clean, you better
hope for your sake that T.O. gets the pin because I am not going to be
held responsible for what T.O does to you or your teammates. Let him
get the one, two, three, and everything will be just fine.
The Punisher vs. Ronald McDonald Ref: Big John McCarthy The
bell sounds to officially start the match. The Punisher and Ronald
McDonald lock up in the center of the ring. The Punisher lands knees to
the gut of McDonald, The Punisher executes a textbook gut bust, pin,
and a two count. The Punisher whips Ronald McDonald off the ropes,
lands a back elbow, than lands a knee to the face of McDonald. The
Punisher whips McDonald into the corner, lands some clubbing blow to
the back of McDonald, than lands some shoulders to the gut of McDonald.
The Punisher whips McDonald off the ropes, hits a sidewalk slam, pin,
and a two count. The Punisher grabs McDonald, hits a back breaker,
whips McDonald off the ropes, hits a snap power slam, pin, and a two
count. Mr. Clean is slowly starting to make his way to the ring. The
Punisher sees this, but continues to focus on his opponent. The
Punisher grabs McDonald, lands some clubbing blows to the back of
McDonald. Mr. Clean is still making his way to the ring. The Punisher
lands a kick to the gut of McDonald and hits a huge powerbomb. The
Punisher doesn't go for the pin as his attention is now solely on Mr.
Clean. Mr. Clean is taunting The Punisher trying to distract him from
the match. This allows McDonald to regroup and recuperate some. The
Punisher and Mr. Clean are now exchanging words on the outside.
McDonald rolls up The Punisher in a schoolboy roll up and gets the
upset win.
The Security and Blitz attack Mr. Clean from behind
after costing The Punisher his match against Ronald McDonald. They Mr.
Clean into the ring and continue beating him down. McDonald tries to
help, but he is getting beat down by The Punisher for his troubles. The
crowd erupts as Spider-Man and Peter Pan hit the ring. They are evening
the odds so to speak. Peter Pan is fighting with Blitz and it spills to
the floor. The Punisher and Ronald McDonald are also fighting on the
outside. Mr. Clean and Spider-Man are getting the better of The
Security and clothesline them to the outside. Terrell Owens hits the
ring and attacks Mr. Clean from behind. T.O. hits the Playmaker on Mr.
Clean laying him out.
Zangief vs. Bubba Sparxxx The
match doesn't even begin as Zangief and Bubba Sparxxx are battling on
their way to the ring. This just intensifies the battle going on around
the ring and inside the ring. Zangief lays out Bubba Sparxxx with the
Russian National Slam on the outside. "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH hits the
ringside area and starts attacking Zangief. Chuck Norris makes his way
to the ringside with a roar from the crowd. Norris attacks JTH from
behind and rolls him in the ring. JTH and Norris are brawling inside
the ring. The Punisher rolls Ronald McDonald in the ring, Zangief gets
into the ring and starts fighting with him. Bubba Sparxxx is holding
his own against Steve Wilkos. The erupts as Shawn Michaels hits the
ringside area. HBK lays out Wilkos with Sweet Chin Music, he does the
same to Blade, and Blitz. Zangief clotheslines both Norris and JTH to
the outside. The Punisher and Zangief are double teaming Ronald
McDonald in the ring. HBK gets in the ring, takes out The Punisher with
Sweet Chin Music. Terrell Owens tries to attack HBK from behind, but
HBK battles back, and take out T.O. with Sweet Chin Music. Zangief
throws McDonald to the outside. HBK and Zangief both walk backwards in
the ring. They touch backs and immediately get in defensive positions.
They engage in a staredown to end the show.
Quick Results Xena Warrior Princess defeated Gabrielle via pinfall to retain the NIWA World Women's Championship Mr. Clean defeated Randy Jackson via pinfall Cosmo Kramer defeated Chris Brown via pinfall Ronald McDonald defeated The Punisher via pinfall after Mr. Clean distracted The Punisher Zangief vs. Bubba Sparxxx ended in a no contest as the mach never got underway due to Zangief and Sparxxx brawling to the ring
Sand And Sun Tour Gutterson Fieldhouse Burlington, Vermont Wednesday, June 17th
Burn
by The Cure hits. The Crow is getting a mixed reaction as he steps onto
the entrance stage. He does his pose before continuing to make his way
to the ring. He walks up the steel rings steps and enters the ring. He
poses in the ring to a mixed reaction. He asks for a mic and begins to
speak.
The Crow: As you
may or may not know, I am no longer the SNJ Champion. With that, as of
right now, I am starting on a quest to become champion here in the
NIWA. I will not stop until I do. Who knows what title i will compete,
but mark my words I am going to become a champion. So I am putting the
locker room on notice.
With that, The Crows leaves the ring and heads to the back
Terrell Owens w/Mike Gundy vs. Shredder Ref: Herb Dean The
two start with basic wrestling and Owens gets the better of the
exchange with a Shoulder Block off the ropes. Shredder comes off the
ropes and Owens with a Arm Drag Takedown, than a second, than into an
Arm Wrench applied. Shredder rolls out of the pressure and Owens nails
a clothesline to stop the momentum. Owens gets a boot to the gut coming
in and Shredder hits a Piledriver on Owens taking him down. Shredder
starts stomping away at Owens in the corner and punches that Owens
starts to come back with rights of his own, Owens comes off the ropes,
gets grabbed by Shredder, drops Owens down on his knee, cover, and a
two count. Shredder starts wailing away at Owens in the ropes, starts
rubbing the forearm to the head of Owens, then a Snapmare and into the
chin lock by Shredder. Surprisingly, “T.O.” chants start in the arena.
Owens starts to feed off the crowd, gets up and gives shots to the body
of Shredder, and breaks the hold. Owens continues to give right hands
to Shredder, Owens comes off the ropes, Shedder gives a big knee to the
face of Owens, cover, and a two count. Shredder goes back to the chin
lock, locks it on, and soon after lets go and starts stomping away at
Owens. Irish Whip by Shredder, a Back Body Flip Slam by Shredder on
Owens, another cover, and a two count. Irish Whip to the corner and
Owens gets a foot up and stuns Shredder. Owens grabs Shredder and nails
an Electric Chair Slam and both men are down. Both men get up and Owens
blocks the right hand, gives one of his own, then again, then Owens
starts rapidly gives more rights and picks up Shredder and a Fireman’s
Carry Front Slam, cover, and a two count. Owens sends Shredder off the
ropes, goes for a Spinebuster, but Shredder turns it into a DDT, quick
cover, and a near fall. Shedder comes off the ropes, gets hit with a
Spinebuster from Owens. Owens calls for the T.O. Elbow, but Shredder
catches him, drops him on the ropes, and goes for the Technodrome Drop,
but Owens punches him right in the face knocking him to the mat. Owens
lands the Elbow in T.O. style, makes the cover, and gets the three.
Terrell Owens asks for a mic and begins to speak.
T.O.:
I am in an eight man tag team match at Beach Wars with three others
guys who I don't necessarily like. If they don't like me than that is
fine by me. I didn't ask for their help, they just came to my aid. Sure
they have a vendetta against The Elite. But I don't need their help,
don't want there, and don't care for their help. Once I win the match,
I will go on to fulfill my destiny by becoming the next NIWA World
Junior Heavyweight Champion.
"Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr.
Clean..." So Fresh So Clean by Outkast hits. The crowd erupts as Mr.
Clean steps onto the entrance stage. He does his trademark pose with
pyro going off all around him. He than continues to make his way to the
ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and enters the ring. Mr. Clean
asks for a mic and begins to speak.
Mr. Clean:
Terrell Owens, we have some history in the past. So do you really think
I wanted this? I have my own reasons for wanting to get my hands on
them. As long as we can put our differences aside, we can win this.
T.O.:
I don't care about whether or not we put our differences aside. As long
as you stay out of my and let me get the pin, than everything will be
just fine. *T.O. gets in Mr. Clean's face* YOU GOT THAT?
Mr. Clean:
Who do you think you are? Remember that I whopped your ass back at
Clash Of The Titans. You better check yourself before you wreck
yourself. So just back away T.O. before I do something I might regret.
T.O.: What would that be?
T.O. pushes Mr. Clean.
Mr. Clean: You don't want to find out Terrell!
T.O. pushes Mr. Clean again.
Mr. Clean: You really want to find out don't you?
T.O.
pushes Mr. Clean a third time. This doesn't sit well with Mr. Clean and
proceeds to slap him. Mr. Clean and Terrell Owens are now brawling.
Spider-Man and Peter Pan hit the ring trying to separate the two men.
Spider-Man:
What the hell are you two doing? Just cool your jets, both of you. This
is exactly what The Elite want. They want us to not be a cohesive unit.
They want us to fight amongst each other. This way for them, when it
comes time for Beach Wars, they will have the advantage over us. If you
two still can't stand each other after Beach Wars than that's fine. But
until then, cool yourself!
Mr. Clean and T.O. are staring at each other like they want to rip each other apart.
Jet Li vs. Jackie Moon Ref: Big John McCarthy Jet
Li kicks and punches away at Jackie Moon, a big right punch, and down
goes Moon. Irish Whip by Li and Moon kicks Li in the face, throws Li
over the ropes who holds on, and skins the cat back in, than kicks Moon
over the top rope. Li takes down on Moon, sends him back in the ring,
off the ropes goes Li, Moon gives Li a head scissors, than a dropkick
to Li, cover, and a two count. Moon sends Li to the ropes, Li gives a
Side kick to the face of Moon. Li heads to the top rope, gives a big
kick from the top rope, gets the three count.
Jet Li has a confident look on his face after that win.
Ron Burgundy is standing by with The Security.
Burgundy:
My guests at this time are The Security, Steve Wilkos and Blade.
Earlier was saw a bit of distention and tension between Terrell Owens
and Mr. Clean. Will you use this to your advantage at Beach Wars?
Steve:
If they continue to fight amongst themselves like they are doing, than
of course will use that to our advantage. Will use any little thing to
our advantage because we are part of The Elite and we will win no
matter what. Unlike them we are a cohesive unit and at the end of it
all, we will have our hands raised in victory.
Blade:
That's right Steve; Mr. Clean, Peter Pan, Spider-Man, and Terrell Owens
are not a well oiled machine like us. At least The Elite have teamed
together in some form. So we know what to do in tag team situations
because we are the future NIWA World Tag Team Champions. Tonight we
will show Spider-Man and Peter Pan exactly why we are the future World
Tag Team Champions and exactly what we are going to do to them at Beach
Wars.
The Security leave the interview area to head to the ring for their tag team match.
Vanna White is standing by with Spider-Man and Peter Pan.
Vanna:
Allow me to introduce my guests at this time, Spider-Man and Peter Pan.
Earlier in the evening you two had to get to the ring to prevent an
explosive situation from actually exploding. Do you think Mr. Clean and
Terrell Owens will be able to co-exist till Beach Wars?
Spider-Man:
Miss Vanna, their past is their past and what hatred they still have
for each other should be set aside. You see, we have this common goal
on getting revenge on The Elite. They like to interfere in matches to
help their crew win or retain a title via disqualification. We don't
work like that. If they have to win by cheating, than they are not able
to hang with us in the ring. Tonight, there will be no help from your
fellow goons. It will be a straight up tag team match.
Vanna:
Now Peter, you have never actually gotten a re-match for the NIWA World
Junior Heavyweight Championship that you lost at Clash Of The Titans.
Why haven't you used your re-match clause to get another shot?
Peter:
Vanna, its quite simple... I want to work my way up to contending for
the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship. I want to show people
that I don't have to use a re-match clause to be a contender. I don't
want to brag, but I am the longest reigning NIWA World Junior
Heavyweight Champion to date. Blitz has been the World Junior
Heavyweight Champion over two months. He still has a ways to go before
thinking he is the best junior heavyweight in the NIWA. Now, as far as
tonight goes, Steve Wilkos and Blade may have edge in size. But if you
look back in history you will see some of the smaller wrestlers have
achieved many things. Spider-Man and I intend to do the same in the
NIWA.
With that Spider-Man and Peter Pan leave the interview area and head to the ring for their match.
Peter Pan & Spiderman vs. The Security Ref: Herb Dean The
two teams start the match on the ramp way and bring the match into the
ring. Spider-Man sends Blade into the ring. Spidey connects a Head
Scissors takedown, makes a quick tag to Peter Pan, Irish Whip and a
Double Back Body Drop. Blade comes back with a knee to the gut, tags in
Steve Wilkos, and Pan gives a Body Drop to Wilkos as well. Pan hits
body slam, tag to Spidey, a Double Reverse Suplex, cover and, a two
count. Irish Whip is reversed, Blade trips up Spidey, and drags him to
the outside, but Spidey gives a punch to Blade knocking him down. He
gets a leg drop by Wilkos when he gets back in the ring. Tag to Blade
and Double Back Suplex by The Security, cover, and a two count. Blade
punches away at Spidey in the corner, tags in Wilkos, Suplex by Blade,
Leg Drop off the top rope, cover, and a two count. Wilkos prevents the
tag and tags in Blade. Blade goes for the Day Walker, Spidey slips
behind, hits a Fall back Slam, and both men are down. Spidey makes the
tag to Peter Pan, goes to the top and hits You Can Fly on Blade. Spidey
stops Wilkos, Pan gets the three on Blade. Peter Pan and Spider-Man are
the winners.
Ron Burgundy is standing by with "007" James Bond.
Burgundy:
My guest at this is Mr. Money In The Bank "007" James Bond who still
hasn't been able to get his briefcase back. How do you plan on getting
your briefcase back?
Bond:
Ron, I have been close on a couple of occasions in getting back my
briefcase. But yet it still eludes me. Fozzie Osbourne wants my
briefcase, than he better get ready to fight for it. I am not Mr. Money
In The Bank for nothing. I fought hard to win that and I will be damned
if I am not going to get it back. Fozzie, you better and listen good.
If you lose tonight, I am coming out to the ring and getting what is
mine. But if you win, we face each other at Beach Wars. If I win I get
what is mine and that is the Money In The Bank briefcase!
NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne vs. Larry the Cable Guy Ref: Big John McCarthy "The
Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne brings in a trash can, Larry The Cable Guy
forearms the can, and smashes it into Fozzie’s face. Larry runs at
Fozzie who is in the corner, Fozzie moves out of the way, and Larry
smacks the buckle. Fozzie grabs a pair of Trash Can lids, starts
smacking away at Larry in the head, and than one giant swing knocking
Larry down. Larry punches Fozzie in the gut, grabs a chair, drives it
into the ribs of Fozzie, comes off the ropes, decks Fozzie in the face,
cover, and a two count. Shots to the back with the chair, Larry gets
the crowd going, Larry grabs Fozzie from behind, and does a Reverse
like bear hug to Fozzie who counters with a low blow. Fozzie comes off
the ropes, Larry gives him a clothesline, and calls for the end. He
sets a chair in the middle of the ring, goes for the Get-R-Done
Powerslam, but Fozzie counters, kicks Larry in the gut, picks him up,
gives the Abyss of Woe on the chair smashing it up. Fozzie makes the
cover and gets the three. Fozzie is successful in defending the NIWA
World Brass Knuckles Championship.
A video shows the match
between "007" James Bond and "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne becoming
official. It will be for the Money In The Bank briefcase.
Non-Title Match NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris vs. Ganondorf Ref: Mario Yamasaki Ganondorf
beats down Chuck Norris as he enters the ring. He throws Norris in the
corner, chokes him, the ref forces Ganon to break it, and he
intimidates the ref back. Irish Whip, Norris gives a High Jump Kick to
Ganondorf taking him down, and a flurry of stomps to the face. Norris
stomps away at the leg of Ganondorf trying to knot it up, he grabs
Ganondorf by the legs, Ganondorf uses his leg strength to push Norris
through the ropes to the outside. Ganondorf lifts Norris up and drop
him on the barricade wall, than throws him back into the ring, cover,
and a two count. Sleeper is applied, Norris is losing it, and the ref
checks the arm. The ref raises up once, down it goes, the ref raises it
twice, down it goes, the ref raises it a third time, and Norris fights
back. Norris with shots to the gut, comes off the ropes, Ganondorf
meets him with a kick to the gut, lifts him up for the Ganon Bomb, but
Norris fights out of it, connects with a Norris kick out of nowhere,
and gets the three.
Quick Results Terrell Owens defeated Shredder via pinfall Jet Li defeated Jackie Moon via pinfall Peter Pan and Spider-Man defeated The Security via pinfall "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne defeated Larry The Cable Guy to retain the NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris defeated Ganondorf via pinfall
Sand And Sun Tour Verizon Wireless Arena Manchester, New Hampshire Sunday, June 14th, 2009
A
video package is showing who the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion
title hunt has progressed. It even shows how this match came to be.
Fatal Four Way Hardcore Elimination Match #1 Contenders Match For The NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship Georges "Rush" St. Pierre vs. Peter Pan vs. Prince Of Persia vs. Spider-Man Ref: Big John McCarthy Spider-Man
and Peter Pan both do suicide dives onto the other two foes as the
match begins. Spidey attacks Georges "Rush" Pierre while Pan attacks
The Prince Of Persia. Spidey takes out a cookie sheet, bashes Pierre
with it and sends him into the ring while Pan does the same. Pan starts
double teaming the two others as Spidey and Pan give a Double Suplex to
Pierre and then a Double Dropkick to Prince. Pan and Spidey send Pierre
off the ropes, Pierre kicks Pan in the face, Pierre and Prince gives
clotheslines to Pan and Spidey respectively. Prince and Pierre head to
the outside and both grab steel chairs and head into the ring, both go
for a con-chair-to on Peter Pan, but Spidey lays out Pierre with a
Spinning Heel Kick to the face of him and Pan ducks the shot from
Prince, kicks him in the gut hits a DDT onto the chair to Prince. Pan
holds the chair on Pierre’s face as Spidey heads to the top and does a
Leg Drop from the top rope onto Pierre on the chair. Pan makes the
cover, gets the three, and Pierre is eliminated. Prince levels Spidey
from behind, Pan heads to the outside, grabs a table, and brings it
into the ring. Prince sets up the table, grabs Spidey, goes for a
Powerbomb, but Spidey falls behind Prince. Spidey kicks him in the gut,
Pan and Spidey give Prince a Double Powerbomb through the table.
Spider-Man makes the cover for the three and The Prince is eliminated.
Peter Pan strikes Spidey from behind as he is getting up from the
cover, gives Spidey a Reverse Suplex and Peter Pan heads to the top
going for You Can Fly. Spidey grabs one of the chairs in the ring,
raises it up and Pan comes down from You Can Fly and the chair smashes
Pan in the face knocking Pan out. Spidey rolls up Pan in the Oklahoma
Roll for the three and Spider-Man has one himself another title shot at
Blitz for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship.
Mr.
Clean is seen on the titontron in the cleaning aisle of a Wal-Mart. He
is admiring his years of work and dedication to the cleaning products
industry. He turns away from the shelf, looks at the camera, and begins
to speak.
Mr. Clean:
Look at everything I accomplished in the cleaning products industry.
Look at the all the things I have accomplished in world of professional
wrestling. Punisher you tried to injure me. You tried to take end my
career. You tried to prevent me from doing one of the things I like
doing and that is pro wrestling. But look at me Punisher, I am still
breathing. That was your biggest mistake leaving me breathing. Another
big mistake was costing me the NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship.
Since joining up with The Elite, you have changed for the worse. The
Punisher of old would have never done this. So now the gloves are off
Punisher. I am not going to lightly on you. I am going beat you down
like the dog you have become. Sure were forced into The Elite, but you
had no problems adhering to the stands of scum they have set. So
Punisher, when the time comes we will do battle. We will wage war. This
will become more violent before it is all said and done. I hope you are
prepared for what I am going to do to you. After I am done with you
Punisher, they will need more than my cleaning products to clean up
this mess.
Frost vs. Barbie Ref: Mario Yamasaki Frost
wastes no time attacking Barbie, sends her off the ropes, a Big Back
Body Drop, head pounding when she hits the mat. Frost picks her up and
slaps her into the corner and starts driving the shoulder into the ribs
of Barbie. Barbie begins to try and fight out of it, but gets another
shot to the ribs, a Gut Wrench Suplex, cover, and a two count. Sleeper
is applied and the crowd chants for Barbie. She fights out of it, gives
some shots to the face of Frost. She continues to pound away and
punches Frost into the corner. Barbie runs in, gets leveled with two
feet to the face. Frost makes the cover and gets the three.
Frost asks for a mic and begins to speak.
Frost:
Sonya Bade, you see how dominate I was over this blond bimbo? Just you
wait, I will be as dominate over you. I let you win in our battle we
had many years ago. But this time things will be quite different. I
will rip you limb from limb and go on to fulfill my destiny in becoming
the next NIWA World Women's Champion. You better watch this Sonya
because I am going to do exactly this to you.
Frost drops the
mic and attacks Barbie as she is trying to leave the ring. Frost is
laying into Barbie with clubbing blows to the back. She continues on
the assualt of Barbie with kicks and stomps. Frost whips Barbie off the
ropes, hits a drop kick to the chest of Barbie. Frost grabs Barbie and
hits the The Frost Bite. Before Frost can inflict anymore punishment on
Barbie, Sonya Blade hits the ring. Frost quickly flees the ring like a
scalded dog. Sonya asks for a mic and speaks.
Sonya:
Frost, you run away when the going gets tough. You said you are going
to do to me what you did to Barbie... WELL HERE I AM. If you are s
confident that you will beat me, than you wouldn't be so quick to flee
the ring. I guess you are spineless cowardly BITCH! Run away Frost, you
are good at that. You are bitter that I defeated you many moons ago in
our battle. So you feel the need to make yourself feel better by saying
you let me beat you. I don't think so Frost. You are jealous of me and
what I have become. Sure my reign as the NIWA World Women's Champion
wasn't all that long, but I will become the NIWA World Women's Champion
again unlike you. So run Frost, run away. If you want to become the
next NIWA World Women's Champion, you will have to go through me. If
you don't run away like a bitch, than at Beach Wars I challenge you to
a number one contenders match for NIWA World Women's Championship. I
will be there, so how about you?
Frost:
Sonya, you made a big mistake challenging me to a match with such high
stakes. If you want a match at Beach Wars, than a match you have got.
Prepare to fall in defeat to me, than you will have no choice but to
watch me become the next NIWA World Women's Champion.
A video is
shown on the titontron of the match becoming official. It is a number
one contenders match for the NIWA World Women's Champion between Frost
and Sonya Blade.
Non-Title Match NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Warios w/Paulin e vs. Han Solo & Luke Skywalker Match
never gets underway as the Warios attack their opponents as they are
coming down to the ring. The Warios take a cheep way of making sure
they don’t wear themselves down before Beach Wars inside the steel cage
match against The Super Mario Brothers.
One Little Victory by
Rush hits. The crowd erupts as Mr. C.C. steps onto the entrance. The
Warios are confused as to why the boss in here. Mr. C.C. already has a
mic in hand and begins to speak.
Mr. C.C.:
Wario and Waluigi... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? *The
Warios were about to answer* Don't answer that. I am not as stupid as
you look. You really think you are fooling anybody? We know why you
attacked Han Solo and Luke Skywalker. You wanted to be well rested for
your match against The Super Mario Brothers at Beach Wars. So, on June
24th, the NIWA makes a stop in Norwich, Connecticut. You will be
competing in a non-title match against Wayne's World. If you think
about pulling the same stunt you pulled tonight, than you will be
stripped of the NIWA World Tag Team Championship. See you in Norwich
boys.
The Warios are livid about the announcement Mr. C.C. just made.
2-On-1 Handicap Match The Socialites vs. NIWA World Women’s Champion Xena Warrior Princess Ref: Herb Dean The
Socialites run at Xena Warrior Princess attacking her to gain the
unfair edge, but Xena is just to powerful and overcomes the onslaught.
Xena throws Paris Hilton out of the ring and starts beating down on
Nicole Richie. Xena lifts her up for a Powerbomb and connects and lifts
her back up for another one. Paris hits Xena in the back that does no
damage and Xena gives the second Powerbomb to Nicole. She turns around
and looks Paris who storms out of the ring and in horror. Xena picks up
Nicole and comes off the ropes and nails the Xena Spear and gets the
quick three. The Women’s Champion has completely destroyed to the NIWA
World Women's Tag Team Champions. Could this be the fate of The
Socialites at Beach Wars?
A video package is being shown on the titontron. It shows the card, venue, place, and date of Beach Wars.
“Mr. WrestleMania” JTH vs. “007” James Bond Ref: Mario Yamasaki The
two start chain wrestling with "007" James Bond getting the better of
the two. "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH gives a punk slap to Bond who grabs JTH
looking for the Secret Agent Slam, but JTH slips behind Bond and
punches away at Bond into the corner. Bond turns the tables and starts
punching away at JTH, sends him into the corner, JTH gets a foot up and
kicks Bond, JTH runs at Bond, Bond catches him and gives a Belly to
Belly Suplex to JTH, cover, and a two count. Bond starts punching away
at JTH some more, sends him off the ropes, JTH holds on to the ropes as
Bond goes for a Dropkick. JTH quickly grabs Bond for the WrestleMania
Lock, but Bond counters into the Ankle Lock. JTH quickly pushes Bond
off him, double clothesline, and both go down. They both get to their
feet, Bond than blocks JTH's punch and gives one of his own. He
continues the pounding away at JTH, sends him off the ropes, JTH comes
back with a Flying Forearm, and nips-up in the shades of HBK. JTH goes
to the top rope for the Elbow drop, but Bond gets up giving JTH a shot
to the ribs. Bond goes to the top, nails a Secret Agent Slam from the
top rope and both men are down again. The count goes up to an eight
count when Bond makes the cover on JTH, but JTH kicks out before the
three. Bond calls for the end, goes for another Secret Agent Slam,
again JTH slips behind Bond, runs him into the turnbuckle, and into the
steel post taking him down. JTH heads to the tope again to go for the
Elbow Drop again and connects with it. JTH is now setting up Bond for
the WrestleMania Kick, goes for it, but Bond catches his foot and turns
it into the Ankle Lock. JTH is desperately trying to reach the ropes,
and does so. Bond pulls JTH away from the ropes and is in the middle of
the ring. "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne comes down the ring with
Bonds’ Money in the Bank briefcase and nails Bond in the face with it
just as soon as JTH was ready to tap out. The ref calls for the bells
calling for a disqualification. Fozzie starts wailing away at Bond, he
picks him up, goes for the Tallywacker, but Bond stops it and nails the
Secret Agent Slam on Fozzie. Bond starts to crawl over to his briefcase
and has it. Bond has regained his Money in the Bank briefcase, but just
as fast, JTH gives a WrestleMania Kick to the briefcase knocking it
into Bonds’ face knocking him out as JTH falls to the mat also. With
Bond out cold, Fozzie crawls back over to the briefcase, snags it, and
takes off with it. Once again Fozzie Osbourne has escaped with James
Bonds’ Money in the Bank contract. Something seems like it must get
settled between Fozzie Osbourne and James Bond.
Quick Results Spider-Man
won a fatal four way hardcore elimination match for number one
contendership for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship
pinning Peter Pan Eliminations Peter Pan eliminated Georges "Rush" St. Pierre via pinfall Spider-Man eliminated Prince Of Persia via pinfall Spider-Man eliminated Peter Pan via pinfall Frost defeated Barbie via pinfall NIWA
World Tag Team Champions The Warios vs. Han Solo and Luke Skywalker in
a non-title ended in a no contest as The Warios attacked Han Solo and
Luke Skywalker as they were making their way to the ring "007" James
Bond defeated "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH via disqualification after "The
Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne interfered in the match attacking Bond.
Here is news from the team from the NIWA after the hugely successful Disturbing The Peace.
-- The first NIWA Money In The Bank winner "007" James Bond was to replace Max Payne in the ten man tag team elimination match. Due Bond being stressed out about his missing Money In The Bank briefcase, he let NIWA and EMW official know moments before the event to let Max Payne go in the match as originally planned.
-- Spider-Man's comments about possibly taking the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship over to EMW if he wins it created a lot controversy. After the event Spider-Man went on to say: "What if I win the EMW World Heavyweight Championship, than brought it over to the NIWA, than go on to win the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship? That would make me the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. I like that idea even better." Nobody could tell if Spider-Man was serious or joking.
-- Continuing on with Spider-Man, Blitz thought he was done with the web slinging super hero, but that doesn't seem to be the case. Spider-Man showed that he is determined to win the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship one way or another. That was evident after he attack Blitz after his successful title defense against Human Tornado.
-- The Zangief/Shawn Michaels rivalry is continuing to heat up. Shawn Michaels cost Zangief the EMW Internet Championship after distracting the former NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. This did sit well with Zangief. We will watch how this unfolds in the coming days and weeks.
-- The Socialites were apart of a great fatal four way women's tag team match where both the NIWA World Women's Championshp and the EMW World Championship were on the line. As reported last month, The Socialites had to improve or their reign as NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions would be cut short. The tandem of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have shown some improvement. But NIWA officials state they still need to improve some if they want to continue to be the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions.
-- Jet Li and Jackie Chan were able to put aside their differences long enough be victorious in the ten man tag team match. What an accomplishment for those two considering their hatred towards each other. Following the event, they went back to hatting each other and started brawling backstage. Both NIWA and EMW talent and officials were able to pull them apart.
-- Many superstars on the NIWA roster said the even was very good including "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH. He even went as far to that leading his team to victory in the ten man tag team match made the show that much better.
-- With Disturbing The Peace being hugely successful, plans are underway to possibly do another co-promoted event entitled Disturbing The Peace II. Nothing official has been set.
EMW & NIWA Proudly Presents Disturbing The Peace Wednesday June 10th, 2009 Madison Square Garden New York, New York
“The
New Divide” by Linkin Park hits as the camera pans across the rabid
crowd in Madison Square Garden who are ready to witness a one of a kind
night as the pyro shoots up from the entrance stage before the camera
pans to Ron Burgundy and Tony Stark at the Broadcast Table at ringside
to welcome everyone to EMW/NIWA Disturbing The Peace.
Burgundy:
Welcome everybody to Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York!
Tonight, Theo Clardy and Mr. C.C. EMW and NIWA, have come together to
bring you this special event in this interpromotional event entitled,
“Disturbing The Peace. I’m Ron Burgundy from the NIWA and alongside
with me is the color commentator for EMW, Tony Stark! And Tony, what a
spectacular night we have in store for not only the fans of EMW but the
fans of NIWA.
Stark: I
have to say, Ron. The atmosphere in this arena is just electric and we
are in for a memorable night and I’m honored to be here for this event.
One night, but with two companies and a stellar card! This should be
great!
In the back, a dressing room door is seen with the plaque
that reads “EMW Owner/Founder Theo Clardy” to a massive pop from the
crowd. A fist comes into the shot and knocks on the door. The camera
then zooms out to reveal its NIWA Owner Mr. C.C. to a similar pop from
the crowd. C.C. enters the room and Theo is standing talking on his
cell phone. He sees C.C. and hangs up his cell phone without saying
goodbye to the caller. Clardy then confronts C.C.
Clardy: Well, Mr. C.C. at last we met.
Mr. C.C.:
Well this is it; the event involving two of the biggest leagues this
business has to offer has arrived. Tonight, everyone has put their egos
aside to prove once and for who will be the superior league and bring
fans of both EMW and the NIWA together for an event they thought they
would never see.
Clardy:
Well, I have to agree on you for that, this is going to be one hell of
an event. An event that no one thought will ever see besides without
EMW there will be no NIWA and vice versa so for this show, we bring the
best of both worlds and have it EMW vs. NIWA to see who is better.
Mr. C.C.:
I have to say, I have a lot of respect for you and your league and this
will be a great show so I suggest we just hang out here, relax and…
Clardy: And see EMW run rings around the NIWA.
Mr. C.C.:
Now wait a damn minute! Now you may run EMW but if you think that your
stars can use our talent as a warm-up for Extreme Anniversary then you
are barking up the wrong tree because the NIWA will dominate against
EMW in the World’s Most Famous Arena and show that the NIWA is the more
superior league.
Clardy: Anyway, we have a big night ahead of us…let’s just see what happens.
Clardy then sits down on his sofa and offers Mr. C.C. a seat.
Mr. C.C.: Hang on for a moment.
Mr. C.C. then reaches into his jacket pockets.
Mr. C.C.: I just happen to meet Larry The Cable Guy earlier and I got us some cold ones for tonight.
Mr. C.C. then cracks open his beer and offer one to Clardy. Clardy then opens his can.
Mr. C.C.: I’d like to make a toast to the most historic night in both NIWA and EMW.
Clardy: Can’t argue with that!
Clardy and C.C. touch cans and start drinking as they watch monitor.
Burgundy:
Ladies and gentlemen, we kick things off with a non-title Four Way
Dance involving the top tag teams from both EMW and NIWA and we send it
to Gary Michael Cappetta for the introductions.
“I
Get Money” by 50 Cent booms through the speakers as the EMW World Tag
Team Champions Floyd "Money" Mayweather & Derek Jeter make their
way to the ring to some good heat from the crowd.
Capetta:
Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest at EMW/NIWA Disturbing The
Peace is a non-title Four Way Dance. Introducing first Team number one.
They are the EMW World Tag Team Champions. From Las Vegas, Nevada and
New York City respectively and representing The Franchise…The team of
DEREK JETER & FLOYD “MONEY” MAYWEATHER!
Mayweather & Jeter entered the ring and raises up their title belts to some more boos as they await the other teams.
“Eye
Of The Tiger” by Survivor hits as The Italian Dragons (Bruce Lee &
Rocky Balboa) make their way to the ring to a good pop from the crowd.
Capetta:
Now ladies and gentlemen, introducing team number two. From San
Francisco, California and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania respectively
weighing in at a combined weight of 314 pounds, “The Dragon Bruce
Lee…”The Italian Stallion” Rocky Balboa…THE ITALIAN DRAGONS!
The
Italian Dragons entered the ring and stares at Jeter and Mayweather
before the two teams start to exchange words in the ring.
The
Super Mario Brothers theme hits as The Super Mario Brothers (Mario Mario
& Luigi Mario) with The Princesses make their way to the ring to a monster pop from the
crowd.
Capetta: And now, team number three. From The Mushroom Kingdom, Mario Mario…Luigi Mario…THE MARIO BROTHERS!
The Super Mario Brothers entered the ring and posed for the crowd as the crowd cheers them.
“I Predict A Riot” by Kaiser Chiefs hits as the NIWA World Tag Team
Champions The Wario (Wario & Waluigi) with Pauline make
their way to the ring.
Capetta:
And finally, they are the NIWA World Tag Team Champions. They are
accompanied to the ring by Pauline. From Wario World, Wario…Waluigi…THE
WARIO!
The Wario Brothers then stared a hole right
through the Mario Brothers as The Marios did the same. Before the match
can begin, EMW referee Mitch Edwards informed Pauline to leave to the
back. Pauline argued the call but eventually left to the back as the
match begins.
The Mario Brothers (Mario Mario & Luigi Mario)
def. EMW World Tag Team Champions Derek Jeter & Floyd “Money”
Mayweather, NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Wario Brothers (Wario
& Waluigi) and The Italian Dragons (Bruce Lee & Rocky Balboa)
in a non-title Four Way Dance. Order Of Elimination: -- Derek
Jeter & Floyd Mayweather eliminated by The Mario Brothers via
pinfall when Mario pinned Derek Jeter after the Mario Stunner. -- The Wario Brothers eliminated by The Italian Dragons via pinfall when Bruce Lee pinned Waluigi after the Dragon DDT. --
The Italian Dragons eliminated by The Mario Brothers via pinfall when
Luigi pinned Rocky Balboa when Ryu Hoshi sprayed Balboa’s eyes with the
green mist as Ken Masters distracted the referee and Luigi was knocked
down by the Widow Maker. Luigi recovered as Balboa was still blinded by
the mist and hits The Plunger for the pinfall win.
In the back, Theo Clardy and Mr. C.C were watching the match. C.C. is in very good spirits.
Mr. C.C: YEAH! NIWA gets the first win of the night and might I say the first of many.
Clardy: Whatever! You just got a lucky break. EMW will bounce back and bounce back strong, trust me.
Mr. C.C.: I highly doubt that, Theo.
Clardy: The night is still young and in the end, EMW will come out on top!
In the interview area backstage, Layla Kayleigh and Vanna White are holding microphones and appear to be arguing.
Layla: You have to understand, Blondie. I’m EMW’s backstage correspondent and I do the interviews for the show tonight.
Vanna: Yeah right, bitch! I really don’t care who you are and what you do. I’m Vanna White and always get the scoop around here!
Layla: You know that there are superstars from NIWA here tonight go interview them!
Vanna:
Again, I don’t care what promotion you are from. I’m a world renowned
figure in American society while you were in your diapers, I became a
worldwide icon Plus, I get the news straight from the superstar’s
mouths.
Layla: Listen,
Human Tornado is up next and I have arranged an interview with him. So
if you don’t mind, I want you to leave my area, tramp!
Vanna: Who the hell gives you the right to call me a tramp!
Vanna then shoves Layla and Layla pushes Vanna right back. Human Tornado then runs in and steps in between the two women.
Tornado:
Ladies…Ladies…Ladies…Now you know I like a good catfight when I see one
but you two need to calm down. Now Vanna there is something that you
just don’t seem to get. Layla is here to interview the EMW talent. So
unless you have a contract to interview EMW talent, Get the hell out of
here!
An upset Vanna White reluctantly leaves.
Tornado:
Now that she’s gone, I would like to talk about my opponent tonight,
the NIWA Jr. Heavyweight Champion, Blitz. Now I understand that you
want to be a fighting champion and take on anyone that competes for
your title and I understand that you are one of the strangest guys I
have ever competed against. But tonight, you are facing a true P-I-M-P
and in the end, I will be leaving with your gold and at EMW Extreme
Anniversary, I’m going to enter the Elimination Chamber and walk out
with the EMW World Heavyweight title and have two titles at the same
time and Layla…That will be straight out…PIMPIN’!
Tornado then leaves to prepare for his match.
In the ring, Gary Michael Capetta stands in the middle of the ring with microphone in hand.
Capetta:
Ladies and gentlemen, our next match at Disturbing The Peace is
scheduled for one fall and it is for the NIWA World Brass Knuckles
Championship!!
“Misirolu” by Dick Dale & The Del Tones hits as Jules Winnfield makes his way to the ring to a good pop from the crowd.
Capetta: Introducing first, the challenger! From Inglewood, California weighing in at 233 pounds, JULES WINNFIELD!
Winnfield arrives to the ring and awaits his opponent
“Abyss Of Woe” by Gwar hits as NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion “The
Trendkiller” Fozzie Osbourne makes his arrival to the ring to massive
heel heat from the crowd.
Capetta:
And introducing his opponent, he is the NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion!
From Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada…he is “THE TRENDKILLER” FOZZIE
OSBOURNE!
Osbourne enters the ring and taunts the crowd with the
Brass Knuckles championship belt before handing the title belt to NIWA
Herb Dean. Dean then shows the title to Jules Winnfield before showing
the title belt to the crowd. Dean then gives the title belt to the
ringside assistant before calling for the bell to start the match.
NIWA
Brass Knuckles Champion “The Trendkiller” Fozzie Osbourne def. Jules
Winnfield via pinfall after the Abyss Of Woe through a Barbed Wire
Table.
In the back, Vanna White is interviewing NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris.
Vanna:
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with NIWA World Heavyweight Champion
Chuck Norris. Chuck, tonight you will face the EMW World Heavyweight
Champion Al Bundy in a Champion vs. Champion match. Now, neither your
title nor Al’s title is on the line but this is a match to prove who
the better World Champion is. Have you have any thoughts heading into
tonight’s main event?
Norris:
Vanna, my thoughts are focused on me winning the match and prove to the
world that I will beat anyone no matter if they are from EMW or any
league whatsoever. Now I have watched EMW on a weekly basis and I’m
impressed on how Al Bundy is as a champion. He doesn’t back down from
whatever challenge he has in his way. He’s been through the toughest
battles in EMW. But in the meantime, I have been through grueling
battles to become the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion and continue to
fight the battles to hang onto the title. Al, I respect you but
tonight, you will be in the wrong place at the wrong time because you
will be in the ring with me and I will walk out victorious.
Norris then leaves to prepare for the match.
“I Ran” by Flock Of Seagulls hits an out comes Team EMW (Tommy
Vercetti, Eddie Murphy, Bud Bundy, 50 Cent & Tony Montana) making
their way to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd which was
mostly cheers.
Capetta:
Ladies and Gentlemen, our next match up is EMW vs. NIWA 10 Man Tag Team
Match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Team EMW! First from
Vice City, TOMMY VERCETTI! And his partners, first from Chicago,
Illinois…BUD BUNDY! From Beverly Hills, California…EDDIE MURPHY! From
Brooklyn, New York…50 CENT! And from Miami, Florida…TONY MONTANA!
Team EMW enters the ring with a lot of determination on their faces as they await the arrival of Team NIWA.
“Break it Down” by The Chris Warren Band hits an out comes Team NIWA
(“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Max Payne &
“Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels) to the same reaction from the crowd.
Capetta:
And now introducing their opponents, Team NIWA! Introducing first, from
Laurel, Delaware…”Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH! His partners, first from
Beijing, China…JET LI! Also, from Victoria Peak in Hong Kong,
China…JACKIE CHAN! From New York City, MAX PAYNE! And finally, from San
Antonio, Texas…”THE HEARTBREAK KID” SHAWN MICHAELS!!!
Once Team NIWA entered the ring, a brawl ensues between Team EMW and Team NIWA as the bell has rung to begin the match.
Team
NIWA (“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Max Payne &
“Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels) def. Team EMW (Tommy Vercetti, Eddie
Murphy, Bud Bundy, 50 Cent & Tony Montana) via pinfall when Shawn
Michaels pinned Tony Montana after JTH hits Montana with the
Wrestlemania Kick which knocked Montana right into Sweet Chin Music.
On
Extreme-Vision, a commercial airs promoting NIWA Beach Wars which is
coming June 30th, 2009 from Madison Square Garden in New York City, New
York.
In the back, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Al Bundy is
getting his wrists taped for his Champion vs. Champion match against
Chuck Norris later tonight. Meanwhile, Chuck Norris is seen warming up
in his locker room for the Champion vs. Champion Main event match
against Al Bundy later tonight.
In the ring, Gary Michael Capetta stands in the middle of the ring with microphone in hand.
Capetta:
Ladies and gentlemen, our next match at Disturbing The Peace is
scheduled for one fall and it is for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight
Championship!
“Cool” by Suga Free hits as The Human Tornado makes his way to the ring to a monster pop from the crowd.
Capetta:
Introducing first, The challenger! He is from Hollywood, Alabama
weighing in at 171 pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, this is THE HUMAN
TORNADO!!!!!!
Human Tornado enters the ring and poses on the second turnbuckle before focusing on the entrance of his opponent.
“Voices” by Rev. Theory hits as the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight
Champion Blitz makes his way to the ring to some good heat from the
crowd.
Capetta: And his opponent is the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion! From Parts Unknown, ladies and gentlemen this is BLITZ!
Blitz
enters the ring and raises his title belt high to generate more heel
heat before handing it to NIWA Referee “Big” John McCarthy and then
McCarthy shows the title to Human Tornado before rising the title high
for all to see and then hands it to the ringside assistant before
calling for the bell to start the match.
NIWA World Jr.
Heavyweight Champion Blitz def. Human Tornado via pinfall after the All
Out Blitz after countering Human Tornado’s attempt of the DnD (Dat
N***a Dead). After the match, as Blitz celebrates the title win, the
lights go out in the arena. When they came back on Spider-Man appears
and knocks out Blitz with a Van Daminator. Spider-Man then goes to the
top rope and then hits the Spidey Splash from the top rope. Spider-Man
then grabs the microphone and then goes to a fallen Blitz.
Spider-Man:
Blitz, I have to admit, you did find a way to escape with the win in
our match at Annualversary. But I’m jut going to give you a little
heads-up. As you know, I’m contracted by not only NIWA but in EMW as
well. You know that I’ve came so close to winning the World Junior
Heavyweight title but once I get another shot at the title, I will win
it and maybe…just maybe send the title to…EMW! Think about that!
Spider-Man then leaves the ring as the entire crowd is shocked over the Blockbuster Spider-Man had provided.
In the back, Mr. C.C. is in a state of shock.
Mr. C.C.: What the hell did Spider-Man just say?!
Clardy:
Hey, calm down. NIWA may won the first four matches of the night, but
you guys might end up being the real losers, if what Spider-Man said is
true.
“Hells March” from the Command & Conquer 2 Soundtrack plays as EMW
Women’s Champion Gina Carano makes her arrival to the ring to a
surprisingly mixed reaction with mostly cheers.
Capetta:
And her opponent, she is the EMW Women’s Champion! From Las Vegas,
Nevada…she is The Undefeated Female Muscle Of The Franchise…GINA
“CONVICTION” CARANO!
Carano then enters the ring and confronts
Xena as the two Women’s Champions have an intense staredown in the
middle of the ring as the crowd looks on as EMW Referee Jack Simpson
calls for the bell to start the match.
EMW Women’s Champion Gina
“Conviction” Carano def. EMW World Women’s Champion Xena in a non-title
Champion vs. Champion Match via knockout with the Triangle Choke. In
the final moments of the match, Xena hits her second Xena Spear of the
match but Carano kicked out at two and then locks in the Triangle Choke
out of nowhere. Xena tried to get to the ropes but every time she gets
near the ropes Gina drags her to the middle of the ring. Xena refused
to tap out but then Xena passed out from the pain and referee Jack
Simpson called for the bell as he noticed that Xena passed out from the
pain.
In the back, Theo Clardy and Mr. C.C. are watching the match on the monitor and Clardy has a big smile on his face.
Clardy: YEAH! Chalk up a win for EMW!
Mr. C.C.: Come on, that’s the one and only win EMW will ever get this evening.
Clardy: Count us out at your own risk, my friend.
On
Extreme-Vision, a commercial airs for EMW Extreme Anniversary which
will take place Sunday June 21st from the Honda Center in Anaheim,
California.
In the ring, Gary Michael Capetta stands in the middle of the ring with microphone in hand.
Capetta:
Ladies and gentlemen, our next match at Disturbing The Peace is
scheduled for one fall and it is for the EMW Internet Championship!!
The Russian National Anthem hits as Zangief makes his way to the ring
to thunderous heat from the sold out Madison Square Garden crowd.
Capetta: Introducing first, the challenger! From Moscow, Russia weighing in at 359 pounds…Ladies and Gentlemen, here is ZANGIEF!
Zangief enters the ring with determination on his face as he awaits his opponent.
“Fatal” by The RZA hits as EMW Internet Champion “The Day Walker” Blade
makes his way to the ring alongside Abigail Whistler to thunderous heat
from the crowd.
Capetta:
And his opponent, he is the EMW Internet Champion! Representing The Day
Walker Legion and accompanied to the ring by Abigail Whistler from
Detroit, Michigan…This is “THE DAY WALKER” BLADE!
Blade enters
the ring and raises the Internet title high as the crowd boos him.
Blade hands the EMW World Title belt to EMW Head Referee Nick Patrick
and then Patrick shows Zangief the title belt before holding the title
belt high for all to see before handing the title belt to the ringside
assistant and then calls for the bell to start the match. Zangief and
Blade had a staredown and then Zangief poked Blade and then Blade fell
down. Zangief then went for the cover and the Nick Patrick counted the
pinfall and awarded Zangief the EMW Internet Championship.
“Back In Black” by AC/DC hits as EMW General Manager Ari Gold arrived to the entrance stage with microphone in hand.
Gold:
Hold on, just what kind of trick you two try to pull on everyone?! You
know, when this match was announced I was expecting that you two were
going to pull this stunt so I made this stipulation, if the both of you
can’t fight each other or find a way to do so, I would strip Blade of
the EMW Internet title and fire him from EMW and as for Zangief, he
would be fired from NIWA by orders of Mr. C.C. Now referee, restart the
match!
Gold then leaves as Blade and Zangief argued the decision then Nick Patrick called for the bell to restart the match.
EMW
Internet Champion “The Day Walker” Blade with Abigail Whistler def.
Zangief via pinfall after the second Blade Cutter of the match. In the
final moments of the match, Zangeif was setting Blade up for the
Russian National Throw on Blade, but then HBK arrived behind Zangeif
and was going for Sweet Chin Music but Zangeif turned around and HBK
faked him out before leaving and then Zangeif turned around and Blade
hits the Day Walker DDT and get the pinfall win. After the match, HBK
smiled before leaving to the back.
In the back, Layla Kayleigh interviews the NEW EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions Xtreme Stratusfaction (Trish Stratus & Lita)
Layla:
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with the NEW EMW Women’s Tag Team
Champions Xtreme Stratusfaction, who last Friday won the belts in a
Road To Xtreme Anniversary Tour Event in Sydney, Australia in a Best
Two Out Of Three Falls Match. First off congratulations on the win but
you two have little time to let it all sink in because tonight you
defend the EMW Women’s Tag Team titles in a Fatal Four Way match
against the team that you took the titles from in Team G4, the NIWA
World Women’s Tag Team Champions, who are also defending their titles
in this match, The Socialites and The Princesses!
Lita:
First off, thanks for the compliment, Layla. We had worked so hard to
get these titles and now we are the champions. Secondly, I know that
when we won the titles, hanging onto these will not be easy and tonight
will be the proof as we face three of the best tag teams in EMW and in
NIWA. But at the same time, we have a chance to win some more gold in
the NIWA World Women’s Tag Team Champions. Now Trish and I have
accomplished a lot in our careers but we never got into a position
where we have a chance to leave with double gold. Tonight, we will
accomplish that feat.
Trish:
Tonight, we are going to prove to the world that we are worthy t hang
onto these belts as we win the Fatal Four Way tonight and win the 6
Team Gauntlet at Extreme Anniversary. Xtreme Stratusfaction Guaranteed!
Xtreme Stratusfaction then leave for their match.
In the ring, Gary Michael Capetta stands in the middle of the ring with microphone in hand.
Capetta:
Ladies and gentlemen, our next match at Disturbing The Peace is a Fatal
Four Way Match for the EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship and the NIWA
World Women’s Tag Team Championship scheduled for one fall! Whoever
pins a member of The Socialites will become the World Women’s Tag Team
Champions and whoever pins a member of Xtreme Stratusfaction will
become the EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions!
“The Other Side Of Me” by Hannah Montana hits as the crowd is on their
feet for the arrival of The Princesses as they arrived to the ring
doing their entrance while slapping some fans hands.
Capetta: Introducing first, team number one! From the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach…Princess Daisy…THE PRINCESSES!!!!
The Princesses arrived to the ring and point to the crowd as they cheer them on as they await the other teams.
“Cherry Pie” by Warrant hits as Team G4 make their way to the ring to some good heat from the crowd.
Capetta: Introducing team number two in this Fatal Four way match, from Los Angeles, California…Morgan Webb…Olivia Munn…TEAM G4!
Team G4 enters the ring and stares at The Princesses in the ring as they await the other teams.
A mashup of “LoveFuryEnergyPassion” by Boy Hits Car and “Time To Rock
& Roll by Lil’ Kim hits as the EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions
Xtreme Stratusfaction (Trish Stratus & Lita) make their way to the
ring to thunderous cheers from the crowd as they slap hands of some of
the fans.
Capetta: And
now introducing team number three, they are the NEW EMW Women’s Tag
Team Champions! From Toronto, Ontario, Canada and Atlanta, Georgia
respectively…Trish Stratus…Lita…They are XTREME STRATUSFACTION!
Trish
& Lita then enter the ring and holds up the Women’s Tag Team belts
as Team G4 looked on in disgust as the final team is about to enter.
“Stars Are Blind” by Paris Hilton hits as the NIWA World Women's Tag
Team Champions The Socialites (Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie) make
their way to the ring as the crowd booed them loudly as they flaunt the
NIWA Women’s Tag Team Championship belts and blows kisses at them.
Capetta:
And finally, they are the NIWA World Women’s Tag Team Champions! From
Beverly Hills, California…Paris Hilton…Nicole Richie…THE SOCIALITES!
The
Socialites then entered the ring and flashed the fans the hands before
raising the Women’s Tag Team belts again before handing rhe belts to
EMW referee Daniel Robles who also has the EMW Women’s Tag Team title
belts. Robles then show Team G4, Xtreme Stratusfaction and The
Princesses the NIWA World Women’s Tag Team belts and then shows Team
G4, The Princesses and The Socialites the EMW Women’s Tag Team title
belts. Robles then holds up all four title belts to the crowd before
handing them to the ringside assistant. Robles then called for the bell
to start the match.
Team G4 (Morgan Webb & Olivia Munn) def.
EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions Xtreme Stratusfaction (Trish Stratus
& Lita), NIWA World Women’s Tag Team Champions The Socialites and
The Princesses (Princess Peach & Princess Daisy) via pinfall when
Olivia Munn pinned Lita after the A.T.O.C. after Lita hits Nicole
Richie with the Twist Of Fate to become the NEW EMW Women’s Tag Team
Champions. After the match, the crowd applauded all four teams. A
Replay of the match shows some great moments of the match like Lita
hitting a top rope moonsault on all the participants on the outside,
Morgan Webb hitting the X-Play Replay on Princess Peach, The Socialites
hitting the So-Cal Crusher on Olivia Munn, Trish Stratus countering The
Socialites 2nd attempt of the So-Cal Crusher in the match with a Double
DDT and the final moments of the match.
Burgundy: These fans are showing respect to all four teams as they put their bodies through.
Stark: Like them or hate them, this New York City crowd knows great action when they see it and these four teams provide it tonight!
In the back, Theo Clardy and Mr. C.C. are applauding their monitor backstage.
Mr. C.C.: What a match!
Clardy: That’s what I’m talking about. This match is what tonight is all about. Great in ring action to entertain the fans,
Mr. C.C.: Can’t argue with you there, Theo.
In the back Layla Kayleigh interviews EMW World Heavyweight Champion Al Bundy.
Layla:
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with the EMW World Heavyweight Champion
Al Bundy who will face the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris
later tonight in a Champion vs. Champion tonight. Earlier tonight, you
heard from Chuck Norris and says that eventhough he respects you,
you’ll be in the wrong place ant the wrong time when facing him
tonight. Do you have any intimidation over what Chuck said earlier?
Bundy:
Layla, I didn’t get this title by being intimidated. I got this title
because I can face the toughest, meanest competitors that come my way
and still walk out the EMW World Heavyweight Champion. Tonight will be
no different. I’m facing one of the toughest individuals that have ever
walked in the ring in the legendary Chuck Norris. I’ve heard many
stories about the man and enjoyed his movies but if he thinks that I’m
intimidated by him, you got another thing coming because tonight I will
beat Chuck Norris and prove that EMW not only has the best superstars
but a champion that can survive the fight of his life. Chuck
Norris…LET’S ROCK!!
Bundy then leaves to prepare for the match.
C.C: Well we still got four more matches to go and by the end of the night, we will be dominating with 9 wins!
In the ring, Gary Michael Capetta stands in the middle of the ring with microphone in hand.
Capetta:
Ladies and gentlemen, our next match at Disturbing The Peace is the
first of two Champion vs. Champion matches as the EMW Women’s Champion
takes on the NIWA World Women’s Champion!
Xena The Warrior Princess Theme hits as NIWA World Women’s Champion
Xena, Warrior Princess makes her way to the ring to a thunderous
ovation from the crowd as she slap hands with some of the fans in the
crowd.
Capetta: Introducing first, she is the NIWA World Women’s Champion! From, Amphipolis, Greece…She is The Warrior Princess, XENA!
Xena enters the ring and raises the title belt high for the crowd to see as the crowd gives her a great ovation.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer theme hits as Team EMW (Faith Lehane,
Blaze Fielding, Christina Aguilera, Emma Frost & Hilary Duff) make
their way to the ring for the 10 Woman Tag Team Match.
Capetta:
Ladies and Gentlemen, our next match up is EMW vs. NIWA 10 Woman Tag
Team Match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Team EMW! First
from now residing in New York, New York…FAITH LEHANE! And her partners,
From The Mean Streets, BLAZE FIELDING! Pittsburgh,
Pennsylvania…CHRISTINA AGUILERA! From Boston, Massachusetts…The White
Queen…EMMA FROST! And from Hollywood, California…HILARY DUFF!
Team EMW entered the ring and did their poses as the crowd gives them a mixed reaction as they await their opponents.
“Going Under” by Evanescence hits as Team NIWA (Gabrielle, Sonya Blade,
Sheik, Frost & April O’Neil) make their way to the ring getting the
same reaction as Team EMW.
Capetta:
And now introducing their opponents, Team NIWA! Introducing first, from
Potidaea, Greece…GABRIELLE! Her partners, first from The United States
Special Forces…SONYA BLADE! Also, from Hyrule…SHEIK! From
Outworld…FROST! And finally, from New York City, New York…APRIL O’NEIL!
Team NIWA enters the ring and stares at Team EMW as EMW referee Phillip Smith calls for the bell to start the match.
Team
EMW (Faith Lehane, Blaze Fielding, Christina Aguilera, Emma Frost &
Hilary Duff) def. Team NIWA (Gabrielle, Sonya Blade, Sheik, Frost &
April O’Neil) via pinfall when Faith Lehane pinned April O’ Neil after
the Twist Of Faith.
In the back, a split-screen is shown of EMW
World Heavyweight Champion Al Bundy and NIWA World Heavyweight Champion
Chuck Norris making their way to the ring through separate sections
backstage for the Champion vs. Champion Non-Title main event up next.
A
music video is shown on Extreme-Vision showing the highlights of Al
Bundy’s career in EMW and Chuck Norris’s career in the NIWA with “The
New Divide” by Linkin Park playing in the background.
In the ring, Michael Buffer is now in the center of the ring with microphone in hand.
Buffer:
LLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN…It is now time for the main event at
EMW/NIWA Disturbing The Peace Supershow! It is Champion vs. Champion as
the EMW World Heavyweight Champion taking on the NIWA World Heavyweight
Champion. Tonight, two great warriors put their bodies and careers on
the line to prove who is the superior brand, EMW or NIWA?! ARE YOU
READY?! (Crowd cheers)…MADISON SQUARE GARDEN ARE YOU RRRRRREADY?!
(Crowd cheers louder)…Then for the thousands in attendance and the
millions watching around the world…Ladies and gentlemen…LLLLLLLLLLET’S
GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Walker Texas Ranger theme hits as NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck
Norris arrives to a roar of cheers from the crowd. Norris raises the
NIWA World Heavyweight title high and then did a karate pose before
heading to the ring.
Buffer:
Coming to the ring right now hails from Ryan, Oklahoma. He is a man who
is world renown in martial arts and in action movies. He has won many
championships in Karate, Tang Soo So and Judo. He is a brown belt in
Brazilian Ju-Jitsu and invented Chun Kuk Do as well as started the
World Combat League. Ladies and gentlemen, he is the current National
Internet Wrestling Alliance HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD…He is CHUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!
Norris enters the ring and raises the NIWA World Heavyweight title high before he awaits his opponent.
“Bad To The Bone” by George Thorogood hits as EMW World Heavyweight
Champion Al Bundy makes his way to the ring as he gets the same
reaction as Norris. Bundy has a determined look on his face as he slaps
some fans hands and has his eyes locked on Chuck Norris.
Buffer:
And now introducing the opponent, he hails from the Windy City of
Chicago, Illinois. He was a legend in his high school of Polk High
exceeding in football and was known to score 4 touchdowns in a single
game. Throughout his EMW career, he had made a tremendous impact which
culminated in him winning the EMW World Heavyweight title back at
MegaBrawl 2 in Tokyo, Japan. Now he has held the title for a record
breaking 7 months, facing and beating the best of the best that EMW can
offer. He is the current Extreme Madness Wrestling HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD…HE IS ALLLLLLL
BUUUUUUUUNDYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Bundy enters the ring and raises
the EMW World Title high and then Chuck Norris did the same as they had
a staredown in the middle of the ring before they went to their
corners. NIWA Referee “Big” John McCarthy calls for the bell to start
the match.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Al Bundy vs. NIWA
World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris ended in a no contest. In the
last moments of the match, Norris went for the second Norris Kick of
the night but then Bundy countered and locked in the Bundy Lock in the
middle of the ring. Norris tried to counter and get to the ropes but
Bundy dragged Norris back to the middle of the ring. Suddenly, Ron
Burgundy put down his headset and slides in the ring and punches Al
Bundy in the face. Bundy then lets go of the hold and goes after
Burgundy as Burgundy tries to beg off Bundy. Then Tony Stark puts down
the head set and drags Stark out of the ring and then knocks him down
with a stiff clothesline. Stark then started pounding away at Burgundy
until Vanna White runs in and jumps on top of Stark and tries to put a
sleeper hold on Stark. Then Layla Kayleigh runs in and pulls Vanna off
of Stark and a catfight ensues between Layla and Vanna. Suddenly,
Terrell Owens ran in the ring and started to attack Chuck Norris and
then JTH runs in and then hits Owens with the Wrestlemania Kick.
Michael Jordan then runs in and hits JTH with the Buzzer Beater. Blitz
then runs in and hits Jordan with the SSS. Then Spider-Man arrives and
brawls with Blitz. Suddenly, both rosters ran down to the ring and the
whole ringside area is full of wrestlers fighting. Dome of the
highlights were Human Tornado hitting Blitz with the DnD through the
announce table, Mario hitting Ken Masters with the Super Mario Stunner
on the concrete floor and Zangief hitting Eddie Murphy with the Russian
National Throw through a table below. In the back, the EMW Vixxxens are
brawling with the NIWA Divas in the Women’s locker room. Some of the
highlights from the brawl was Xena hitting Gina Carano with the Xena
Spear onto the locker room door, Lindsay Lohan hitting Barbie with the
LiLoKO and Faith Lehane and Xtreme Stratusfaction, The Princesses, Team
G4 and The Socialites brawling in the shower area of the locker room.
In Theo Clardy’s office, Theo Clardy and Mr. C.C. are watching all of
this on the monitor and then shook hands as the show goes off the air.
Quick Results The Super Mario Brothers won a four team interpromotional tag team elimination match Eliminations The Super Mario Brothers eliminated the EMW World Tag Team Champions Derek Jeter and Floyd "Money" Mayweather via pinfall The Italian Dragons eliminated the NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Warios via pinfall The Super Mario Brothers eliminated the Italian Dragons via pinfall "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne defeated Jules Winfield via pinfall to retain the NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship Team
NIWA ("Mr. WrestleMania JTH, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Max Payne, and
"Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels) defeated Team EMW (Tommy Vercetti,
Eddie Murphy, Bud Bundy, 50 Cent, and Tony Montana) via pinfall in a
ten men tag team match Blitz defeated Human Tornado via pinfall to retain the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship EMW
Women's Champion Gina "Conviction" Carano defeated NIWA World Women's
Champion Xena Warrior Princess via submssion after Xena passed in a
champion versus champion non-title match "Day Walker" Blade defeated
stable mate Zangief via pinfall to retain the EMW Internet Championship
after the match was ordered to restart Team G4 (Morgan Webb and
Olivia Munn) pinned Xtreme Stratusfaction (Trish Strauts and Lita) to
win the EMW Women's Tag Team Championship, also in the match were NIWA
World Women's Champions The Socialites and The Princesses Team EMW
(Faith Lehane, Blaze Fielding, Christina Aguilera, Emma Frost, and
Hilary Duff) defeated Team NIWA (Gabrielle, Sonya Blade, Sheik, Frost,
and April O'Neil) via pinfall in a team women's tag team match NIWA
World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris veruses EMW World Heavyweight
Champion Al Bundy in a champion vs. champion non-title match ended in a
no contest after outside interference which led to a brawl between both
promotions afterwords
Sand And Sun Tour Bangor Auditorium Bangor, Maine Tuesday, June 9th, 2009
A
video package is being shown on the titontron. It highlights the last
house show. The crowd is going nuts in anticipation of the first match.
Spider-Man vs. Casey Jones Ref: Herb Dean Casey
Jones gives Spider-Man a cheep push into the ropes, to which Spidey
stomps on Casey’s foot and clubs the back, Reversed Irish Casey goes
for a Side Slam and Spidey turns it into a Huracanrana. Spidey goes for
another head scissors and Casey turns it into a Powerbomb and a stomp
to the ribs, cover, and a two count. Then a point of the elbow to the
ribs of Spidey and then locks on a Camel Clutch, Spiderman chants
starts and Spidey fights out, then gets a clothesline, cover, and a two
count. Irish Whip, Spidey gives Casey a stiff kick to the face, a front
dropkick, a snap leg drop, cover, and a two count. Spidey heads to the
outside and nails a Springboard Spin Kick taking Casey down, Spiderman
then heads to the top, nails a Spidey Splash from the top rope, and
gets the three count.
Spider-Man asks for a mic and begins to speak.
Spider-Man:
Blitz, I am not done with you. As soon as you are finished with Terrell
Owens I am coming to claim what is mine and that is the NIWA World
Junior Heavyweight Championship. So don't get to comfortable with the
title as it will be mine soon enough.
The crowd erupts as Peter Pan appears on the titontron.
Peter:
Spider-Man, I respect you, but you already had your shot at the title.
I haven't had my rematch for the title yet. I am next in line for the
title. I am not one to brag about accomplishments, but I held the World
Junior Heavyweight Championship for six months. I am more than
deserving of my rematch.
Trouble In The Barracks hits. The crowd
gives Prince Of Persia a mixed reaction as he steps onto the entrance
stage. He continues to make his way to the ring, walks up the steel
ring steps, and enters the ring. He asks for a mic and begins to speak.
Prince:
Blah, blah, blah... that is all you two ever do. If anyone deserves a
shot the World Junior Heavyweight Championship it is me. Spider-Man you
had your shot at the title, but lost. Peter Pan, you had your time as
the World Junior Heavyweight Championship. Now it is my time to shine.
It is my time to go for the gold. If you don't think so than just try
and stop me.
Georges "Rush" St. Pierre appears on the titontron as well and the crowd gives him a mixed reaction.
Georges:
All three of you need to shut up. You three think that you are
deserving of a title shot. Truthfully, if you think you deserve a title
shot than prove it. On June 14th, we will be in Manchester, New
Hampshire and I propose a match to see who will become the next number
one contender for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship in a
fatal four way hardcore elimination match. That is unless you are too
scared to except. So what do you say?
Prince: I'm in!
Peter Pan: Count me in too!
Spider-Man: Its go time!
A promo for Disturbing The Peace is being shown on the titontron. It shows the card, date, place, and venue of the event.
Vanna White is standing by with Sheik.
Vanna:
Allow me to introduce my guest at this time... Sheik. Now Sheik, you
are going up against someone whom you have a lot of history with. Now
that she is the NIWA World Women's Champion, what would a win do for
yourself in the standings of becoming the number one contender?
Sheik:
Vanna, I should be the one holding the NIWA World Women's Championship
and not Xena Warrior Princess. But unfortunately I'm not. Next I will
beat her and move myself up in the rankings becoming the number one
contender for the NIWA World Women's Championship. Than I will go on to
fulfill my destiny of becoming the World Women's Champion.
Non-Title Match NIWA World Women's Champion Xena Warrior Princess vs. Sheik Ref: Big John McCarthy Sheik
pushes Xena Warrior back to the corner and forcefully breaks the
grapple. Another grapple and Sheik pushes Xena to the floor and tells
Xena to bring it. Xena jumps over another grapple attempt by Sheik,
grabs her in a go behind, Sheik grabs the ropes, whips Xena off her and
Sheik delivers a clothesline to Xena. Sheik picks up Xena, a Back
Suplex to Xena, cover, and a two count. Xena starts to come back with
kicks and punches to Sheik, but Sheik stops the momentum with a knee to
the gut, Irish Whip by Sheik goes for a Hip Toss, but Xena counters it,
gives a knee to the gut of her own, a Falling Neckbreaker, cover, and a
two count. Xena comes off the ropes and Sheik catches her with a
Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker, cover, and a two count. Sheik applies a
Surfboard, Xena slips down, rolls up Sheik, and gets a two count. The
two start whaling each other back and forth, Sheik starts to get the
upper hand, throws Xena over the top rope and Xena holds on to the
outside. Sheik heads over to her and Xena gives her a shoulder to the
gut and then a Stunner on the ropes. Xena comes in the ring, hits a
Spinebuster, cover, and a two count. Xena sets up for a Xena Spear and
goes for it, but Sheik side steps her into the turnbuckle and Xena
bounces off the buckle, Sheik kicks Xena in the gut, goes for the SSS,
Xena stops her momentum from dropping, spins around again, backslides
Sheik to get the three and the win.
Mr. C.C. is walking down the
hall of the Bangor Auditorium towards his office. He overhears The
Socialites talking about possible opponents for Beach Wars.
Paris: We have beat every tag team in the NIWA. Who will be the contenders for our titles?
Nicole: There is a nobody worthy enough to beat us. We have beat every team in the NIWA.
Mr. C.C.: Hello ladies, I couldn't help but overhear you talking about possible opponents for Beach Wars.
Paris: Yeah and?
Mr. C.C.: Well Nicole, you said that you two have beat every tag team in the NIWA.
Nicole: Your point is?
Mr. C.C.:
Last I checked, you have never beaten the NIWA World Women's Champion
Xena Warrior Princess and Gabrielle. So if you retain your World
Women's Tag Team Championship after facing The Princesses in a rematch,
you will be facing them at Beach Wars.
Mr. C.C. continues on his way towards his office leaving The Socialites mad at the match announcement.
"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH vs. The Crow Ref: Mario Yamasaki "Mr.
WrestleMania" JTH storms in the ring and The Crow makes a quick exit.
The Crow gets in the ring, hard collar tie up, The Crow pushes JTH back
to the corner, The Crow gives a slap to the face of JTH to which JTH
comes back with a straight punch to the face followed by a take down by
JTH, and rapid punches to the face of Crow. Irish Whip, a Jumping
Reverse Elbow, The Crow tries to get JTH to back off, but JTH has none
of it, and boot The Crow in the face. Some hard chop in the ropes, then
another sends The Crow to the ropes, The Crow Sunsets over JTH who
rolls out of it, goes for the WrestleMania Lock, The Crow frantically
gets to the ropes, and goes underneath. While The Crow is on the apron,
JTH hits a stiff kick to the face and Crow falls to the outside, and
JTH is pumped. JTH heads to the outside, rams The Crow’s face on the
apron side, and then rolls him back in the ring. The Crow again on his
knees tries to get JTH to back off, but again JTH gives a dropkick to
the face. Reversed Irish Whip, JTH jumps off the ropes, gets drilled
with a clothesline, cover, and a two count. The Crow taunts over JTH
who rolls him up, and gets a two count. JTH gives The Crow a crotch
chop, The Crow runs at him, and JTH drop toe holds him into the middle
rope, The Crow bounces off the ropes, JTH nails a WrestleMania Drop
allowing JTH to get the three count.
"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH asks for a mic and begins to speak.
JTH:
Recently we had a super show in which it celebrated one year of the
NIWA being in business. This show was called Annualversary. Now at
Annualversary, we had many great matches including a main event that
was turned into a triple threat. Shawn Michaels interfered and laid out
Zangief allowing Chuck Norris to get the pin. There was one person that
wasn't pinned and that person was ME! Seeing as I was not pinned, that
makes me the official number one contender for the NIWA World
Heavyweight Championship. That is if Chuck Norris is man enough to face
me with the belt on the line.
The Walker Texas Ranger theme song
hits. Chuck Norris steps onto the entrance stage to a chorus of cheers
from the crowd. Norris has the belt on his shoulder, points to the
fans, and continues to make his way to the ring. He walks up the steel
ring steps and enters the ring. He has a mic in hand and begins to
speak.
Norris: Well,
well, well. JTH the man that wasn't pinned at Annualversary. The man
who thinks he should face me for the World Heavyweight Championship.
You know I can't stand you and you can't stand me. But let's get one
thing straight, I am not scared to put this belt on the line against
you.
JTH: So what do you say? How about it? You and I for the belt at Beach Wars?
Norris: You want it? You got it. But I will be retaining this belt around my shoulder just so you know.
Chuck
Norris goes to shake JTH's hand in a sign of sportsmanship, but JTH
leaves the ring leaving Norris with his hand extended. This ticks off
Norris.
Ron Burgundy is standing by with the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Blitz.
Burgundy:
My guest at this time is the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion
Blitz. Earlier in the evening you had four guys trying to stake a claim
for the World Junior Heavyweight Championship and now that a match is
set to determine a new number one contender for the title, who do you
want to face?
Blitz:
Does it really matter who I face in the end? NO! The simple fact is I
will beat anyone of those four guys. Oh wait I beat two of those four
guys in Peter Pan and Spider-Man. Once I beat Terrell Owens, I will
wait to see which one of them punks will face me. It doesn't matter who
I face because the result will be the same and that is me retaining the
NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship.
Peter Pan vs. Blade Ref: Herb Dean Peter
Pan gives a dropkick to the knees of Blade as he enters the ring, goes
over the top rope with a plancha, connects on Blade, and sends him into
the ring. Reversed Irish Whip and Blade gives an Back Elbow to Pan,
goes for a kick but Pan blocks it, hits a Spin Kick to the face of
Blade. Pan comes off the ropes, hits a Flying Cross Body, and both men
go through the ropes to the outside. Blade gives a forearm to the mush
of Pan and rams him into the timekeepers table. Blade then Irish Whips
Pan into the barricade wall, but Pan jumps on top of it, hits a
Moonsault off the barricade wall which connects on Blade, and sends him
back in the ring. Pan sends Blade to the ropes, goes for a Monkey Flip,
but Blade lands on his feet, and a gives Pan a Side Kick to the face of
Peter Pan, cover, and a two count. Blade goes for the Day Walker, but
Pan slips down behind Blade, hits a German Suplex bridging his neck for
the pin, and a two count. Pan gives shots to the face of Blade, comes
off the ropes, and gets a Big Boot from Blade. Blade starts giving
straight shots to the face of Pan in the corner, than rams his head
into the turnbuckle. Pan falls to the mat and Blade gives foots to the
face of Pan sending down to the mat. Then Big Elbows to the face of Pan
in the corner and jabs to the face trying to bust him open. Blade
brings him to the middle of the ring and gives a Double Underhook
Powerbomb, cover, and a two count. Blade then comes off the ropes,
misses an elbow drop, Pan gets up and gives a dropkick to the back of
the head, then another to the face, a Springboard Moonsault connects to
Blade, cover, and a two count. Steve Wilkos comes down to the ring as
Pan hits a Face Plant Suplex to Blade. Wilkos gets on the apron and Pan
dropkicks him off the apron to the outside. Pan climbs to the top to go
for You Can Fly, but the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Blitz
comes out and decks Peter Pan with the title causing Pan to fall to the
outside of the ring causing the disqualification. Blitz starts wailing
away on Peter Pan, sends him into the ring as Wilkos, and Blade beat
down Peter Pan. Spider-Man comes down to the ring to save Pan and
starts to hold his own but Blitz hits a low blow from behind. The
numbers game starts to get the edge on Peter Pan and Spider-Man. Wilkos
and Blade hit the Security Breach on Spiderman and Blitz nails the All
Out Blitz on Peter Pan knocking them both out. Blitz poses over them
both with the World Junior Heavyweight Title with Wilkos and Blade
along side. All three of them leave the ring smiling as they are happy
with what they just did. The crowd is giving them an insane amount of
boos.
A promo for Beach Wars is playing on the titontron. It highlights the card, venue, date, and location of the event.
Non-Title Match NIWA World Brass Knuckles Champion "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne vs. Jackie Chan Ref: Big John McCarthy "The
Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne wails away at Jackie Chan as he gets into
the ring, but Chan begins to come back with shots of his own. Reversed
Irish Whip, Fozzie misses a clothesline, and Chan gives Fozzie a
Jumping Side Kick sending Fozzie to the outside. Chan goes to the
outside, Fozzie tries to get some space from Chan, bolts in the ring,
and gives Chan an elbow when he enters. Fozzie gives some thrusts to
the shoulder of Chan and goes for the Tallywacker early, but Chan
shoves him to the corner and gives a double backhand chop to the chest
of Fozzie. Chan goes to the top and starts giving the ten punch count
to Fozzie, but Fozzie grabs him by the feet and drops him on the
turnbuckle after four punches. Fozzie starts stomping away at Chan.
Fozzie heads to the top rope and hits a diving clothesline from the
top, cover, and a two count. Gives Chan a knee to the back that was
injured many months back, locks on a Camel Clutch, drops the weight on
Chan’s back, cover, and a two count. Chan starts to battle back, sends
Fozzie off the ropes, misses a Roundhouse Kick, Fozzie with a kick to
the gut, picks up Chan, hits a Jay Driller, cover, and a two count.
Fozzie with a straight punch to the face sends Chan to the ropes,
Fozzie goes for a Running Knee in the corner, but Chan ducks out of the
way and Fozzie’s knee hits the buckle. Chan blocks a shot from Fozzie,
gives a palm strike, a back elbow, then punch him down. Fozzie reverses
an Irish Whip, but gets a Leg Lariat from Chan, then Chan hits a
Scissors Kick and then a straight kick, Fozzie falls to the outside.
Chan goes to the outside, Fozzie spears him into the apron, rams Chan
into the steel ring post. Fozzie throws Chan in the ring, grabs his
World Brass Knuckles Championship, and brings it into the ring with
him. The ref sees Fozzie bring the title in and takes it from him, but
while the ref does so Fozzie gives Chan a low blow and down goes Chan,
cover, and Chan just barely kicks out. Fozzie picks up Chan for the
Abyss of Woe, but Chan lands on his feet and gives Fozzie a kick to the
gut and a Scissor Kick, cover, and a 3 count. Chan beats Fozzie
Osbourne in this non-title match.
After the match Jet Li comes
out, starts brawling with Chan, and the two are fighting to the back.
Chan and Li continue to fight away at each other to the locker room
where numerous superstars such as Peter Pan, James Bond, Link, Aladdin,
and Arena Security try to break up Chan and Li, meanwhile Fozzie
stumbles and crawls into the locker while seeing the melee ensuing
outside the locker room. While the superstars and security break up the
brawl, Fozzie heads out of the locker room and out of sight. Once the
fight has stopped the superstars head back inside to change. When
everybody leaves, the camera turns to Fozzie Osbourne who is laughing
as he has something in his hands… It’s James Bonds’ Money in the Bank
Briefcase, he runs off with it to his vehicle and books it. Fozzie
Osbourne has stolen James Bonds’ Money in the Bank contract.
Quick Results Spiderman defeated Casey Jones via pinfall NIWA World Women's Champion Xena Warrior Princess defeated Sheik via pinfall "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH defeated The Crow via pinfall Peter Pan defeated Blade via disqualification as Blitz and Steve Wilkos interfered Jackie Chan defeated NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Fozzie Osbourne
Major News NIWA
World Brass Knuckles Champion "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne steals
"007" James Bond' Money in the Bank briefcase and contract.
Sand And Sun Tour Augusta Civic Center Augusta, Maine Saturday, June 6th, 2009
Sexy
Boy hits and the crowd erupts. A battered and bruised Shawn Michaels
steps onto the entrance stage. You can hear the cheers get louder. You
can also see where HBK was stitched up. HBK continues to make his way
to the ring, slaps some of the fans hands, walks up the steel ring
steps, and enter the ring. HBK steps on the second turnbuckle and
points to the crowd. He has a mic in hand and begins to speak.
HBK:
As you can see I am bruised, battered, and stitched up thanks to big
Russian retard Zangief. He made one huge and I mean HUGE mistake. He
left me breathing. I guess he is still mad that I cost him the NIWA
World Heavyweight Championship. He will get over it because a lot of
people get screwed in big match situations. You have made this about
two things Zangief. One, you have made it out the NIWA World
Heavyweight Championship and two, you have made it personal after
busting me open. You want to attack me from behind, than come down to
the ring and see what happens when you attack me from behind. So
Zangief, get out here you punk and face me like a man.
The
Russian National Anthem hits. The immediately starts booing and Zangief
steps onto the entrance stage. He is walking to the ring with a
purpose. He walks up the steel ring steps, enters the ring, and starts
brawling with Shawn Michaels. HBK is getting the better of slugfest,
but Zangief lands a knee to the gut of HBK. Zangief tries to toss HBK
to the outside, but HBK lands on the ring apron. Zangief goes for a
clothesline, HBK slides underneath, Zangief turns around, HBK goes for
Sweet Chin Music, but Zangief slips under the bottom rope. HBK motions
to Zangief that he barley got away as Zangief has a pissed look on his
face. Refs come down to the ringside to make sure nothing else can
happen.
A video promo for Beach Wars is playing on the titontron. It shows the card so far, the location, venue, and date of the show.
The Flint Tropics vs. The X-Men Ref: Mario Yamasaki Wolverine
and Jackie Moon are starting out the match. They lock up in the center
of the ring, Moon locks in a standing side headlock, Wolverine tries to
fight out of it, pushes Moon off, Moon bounces off the ropes, takes
down Wolverine with a shoulder block. Moon bounces off the ropes, hops
over Wolverine, Wolverine ducks a clothesline, hip tosses Moon, than
locked on a front face lock. Wolverine tags in Cyclops, he lands some
kicks to the gut of Moon. Moon reverses the Irish whip, takes down
Cyclops with a back elbow. Moon starts stomping away on Cyclops, whips
Cyclops into the corner, Moon hits Cyclops with a few European
uppercuts. Moon tags in Clarence "Coffee Black" Withers, Withers takes
down Cyclops with a few short arm clotheslines, pin, and a two count.
Withers suplexes Cyclops, lands a knee to the chest of Cyclops, scoop
slam, pin, and a two count. Withers grabs Cyclops, lands a few knees to
the midsection of Cyclops, tags in a Moon, and they hit a double team
suplex. Moon whips Cyclops off the ropes, buries a knee deep into the
midsection of Cyclops, hits a back breaker, pin, and a two count. Moon
puts Cyclops in a chin lock and Mario Yamasaki is in perfect position
to make sure it doesn't slip into a choke. Moon yells at Yamasaki to
ask Cyclops if he gives up, but Cyclops says no. Moon put the holds on
tighter. Yamasaki raises Cyclops's arm once, it faills, he raises it a
second time, it falls, he raises it a third time, but it doesn't fall.
Cyclops hits a jawbreaker getting out of the chin lock. Cyclops is
trying to get to his corner, than finally does so as Moon tags in
Withers. Wolverine gets in the ring off a hot tag, he is laying into
Withers than Moon with a flurry of punches. Wolverine hits a body slam
on Withers, Moon runs at Wolverine, but Wolverine ducks, and Moon goes
crashing to the outside. Wolverine whips Withers off the ropes, hits a
spinning heel kick on Withers. Wolverine signals for the end and the
X-Men hit a double team X Factor with Wolverine getting the three.
Ron Burgundy is standing by with "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell and Mike Gundy.
Burgundy:
Chuck, later tonight you go one on one in the main event against one of
the top superstars in "Mr. Money In The Bank" "007" James Bond. Your
thoughts?
Chuck: Ron, I
am facing a very tough competitor in James Bond, but he is not as tough
as me. I will beat him down and prove to everyone why I am one of most
legendary fighters in MMA history and I will start my journey towards
my legendary status in pro wrestling. It all starts when I defeat James
Bond. He maybe "Mr. Money In The Bank," but he has yet to prove his
worth against me. Once I am done with you James, I will take your Money
In The Bank title shot and fulfill my destiny in becoming a champion.
Chuck Liddell and Mike Gundy leave the interview area to go get ready for the match later in the evening.
Link vs. Gargamel The
bells sounds to officially start the match and Gargamel is quick to go
on the offensive. Gargamel lays into Link with a number of punches
rocking him into the corner. Gargamel attempts a quick clothesline in
the corner, but Link moves out of the way. Link starts landing some
kicks to the legs a Gargamel, Gargamel pushes Link off, Link gets up,
and lands a few more kicks to the legs of Gargamel. Gargamel pushes
Link off again, Link runs at Gargamel, and lands a boot the face of
Link. Gargamel whips Link off the ropes, hits a sidewalk slam, pin, and
a two count. Gargamel hits a back breaker, lands a few stomps to the
body of Link, hits a leg drop on the chest of Link, pin, and a two
count. Gargamel locks on a chin lock. The ref is in perfect position to
see if the chin lock slips into a choke. Link looks to be fading. The
ref raises Link's arm once, it drops, raises Link's twice, it drops,
raises it a third time, but it doesn't drop. The crowd is getting
behind Link as he is getting to his feet. Link attempts to escape the
chin lock, but Gargamel yanks him back down to the mat via a handful of
hair. The ref tells Gargamel to stay off the hair. As Gargamel's
attention is to the ref, this allows to recover some. Gargamel than
turns his attention back to Link, Link lands a few punches to the gut
of Gargamel, Link sweeps the legs for under Gargamel, bounces off the
ropes, and lands a dropkick to the head of Gargamel. Gargamel is
getting to his feet, Link bounces off the ropes, and hits a swinging
neck breaker. Link hits a release German Suplex on Gargamel, Link
climbs to the top rope, hits a diving headbutt. Link waits for Gargamel
to get to his feet, lands a kick to the gut of Gargamel, hits the Link
To The Past (Package Piledriver), and gets the three.
Link asks for a mic and begins to speak.
Link:
I was left off card for Annualversary and that's fine. I was also left
off the card for Disturbing The Peace, a co-promotional event with EMW
and that's fine as well. But coming up for the NIWA is Beach Wars. Now
I am not going to be left off that card. I don't care who it is because
I will be face anyone in that locker room. So whoever wants to step up,
please come down to the ring.
Best Damn Thing by Avril Lavigne
hits. The crowd is giving a mixed reaction to NIWA's newest superstar
Adrenaline A as she steps onto the entrance. She poses to the crowd as
pyro going off on the entrance stage. She continues to make her way to
the ring as pyro is going off on the entrance ramp. She walks up the
steel ring steps and enters the ring. She poses to the crowd with pyro
going off all around the ring. She asks for mic and begins to speak.
Adrenaline A: So here I am Link. I am ready to face you at Beach Wars.
Link: Oh... no, no, no, no, no! I am going to fight a girl!
Adrenaline A: What, you scared of me?
Link: Pfft... as if.
Adrenaline A: After all you did say anyone.
Link: That is true.
Adrenaline A: So what is the problem Link?
Link: Nothing except for the fact that me facing a women is not really a fair fight.
Adrenaline A:
Oh, you think so eh? How about I show what I am all about? Get a ref
out here and bring someone out here like Chris Crocker. Link you stay
at ringside and I will show you what I can do.
Impromptu Debut Match Adrenaline A vs. Chris Crocker The
ref signals for the bell and Adrenaline A wastes no time in getting the
advantage. Adrenaline A put Chris Crocker in an arm wringer. She
continues to twist the arm of Crocker, she than proceeds to yank on the
arm of Crocker. Adrenaline A lands a few kicks to the upper arm and
shoulder of Crocker. She puts Crocker's arm between her legs, rolls up
Crocker in a pin, for a two count. The crowd cheers this display by
Adrenaline A. She looks over at Link and he seems a bit impressed.
Adrenaline A continues to work over the arm of Crocker, she continues
to hold onto the arm, and executes a textbook Old School in shades of
the Undertaker. She continues to work over the arm of Crocker, she puts
it in a arm scissor putting pressure on it. Ref is in position to see
if Crocker gives up, but he doesn't. Adrenaline A hits a cross arm
breaker, puts Crocker in a hammerlock, than slams Crocker to the mat
with the hammerlock still in place. Adrenaline A whips Crocker off the
ropes, Crocker ducks a clothesline, Adrenaline A lands a kick to the
gut of Crocker, hits a spike DDT. Adrenaline A grabs Crocker, hits the
Burst Of Adrenaline (Delay Vertical Suplex into a Rock Bottom), and
gets the three. Link looks impressed.
Adrenaline A:
Still think it won't be a fair fight? Bob Barker, get out here and make
this match official or I will go to my uncle Mr. C.C. and get it made
official.
The Price Is Right theme song hits. Bob Barker steps onto the entrance stage and addresses Adrenaline A.
Bob:
That was pretty impressive Adrenaline A. Now, there is no need to go to
Mr. C.C. to get this match made. If you want Link at Beach Wars, than
you got him! Oh and may the best man or women win.
A promo video
for Disturbing The Peace is playing on the titontron. It shows the
card, the venue, date, and location of the event.
Joanna Dark vs. Lindsay Lohan Ref: Big John McCarthy The
bells sounds to officially start this match. The both go for a lock up,
but Linsday Lohan lands a couple kicks to the gut of Joanna Dark, scoop
slam, Lohan drops the point of the elbow on the chest of Dark, pin, and
a two count. A hair mare takeover, Lohan lands a forearm shot to the
lower back of Dark, Lohan executes a back breaker, and another elbow on
the chest of Dark. Lohan whips Dark off the ropes, Lohan hits Dark with
a back elbow, pin, and a two count. Lohan whips Dark into the corner,
Lohan quickly follows Dark into the corner, and a hits a clothesline.
Lohan lands a few punches to the face and head of Dark, follows with a
few European uppercuts, hits a suplex, pin, and a two count. Lohan hits
a scoop slam driver, lands a elbow on the chest of Dark, pin, and a two
count. Lohan whips Dark into the corner, Lohan is taunting the crowd,
they respond with boos, Lohan runs at Dark, but Dark gets a boot in the
face of Lohan. Lohan stumbles backwards, Dark runs at Lohan, and takes
her down with a few clotheslines. Lohan gets to her, Dark whips her off
the ropes, Lohan ducks the clothesline, attempts a neck breaker, but
Dark counters and hits The Perfect Dark (Shiranu into a DDT) for the
three.
Vanna White is standing by with Jet Li.
Vanna:
You have a match coming up next, but more importantly you will be
facing Jackie Chan at Beach Wars. He beat you once, do you think he can
beat you again?
Jet: As
the old saying goes... fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame
on me. This applies to this situation. If he beats me again, it will be
shame on me. I won't let him beat me again. I will get the revenge and
the payback I have been promising for weeks. Jackie better ready
because he will fall in the hands of defeat.
Jet Li leaves the interview area and heads to the ring for his match.
Jet Li vs. Johnny Bravo The
match doesn't even get officially underway as Jet Li attacks Johnny
Bravo from behind as Bravo is making his way to the ring. Li wants to
show Chan what will happen to him at Beach Wars. Li whips Bravo into
the steel ring steps. Li suplexes Bravo into the steel steps. Li rolls
Bravo into the ring and continues the ensuing beat down of Bravo. Li
hits with hard European uppercuts. Li gets out of the ring, gets a
steel chair, enters the ring, and lays out Bravo with a thunderous shot
to the head. Bravo seems to be lifeless and Li hits the Black Mask on
the chair locking in the Lion Tamer. The crowd erupts as Jackie Chan
hits the ring. Li flees the ring like a scalded dog as Chan checks on
Bravo. Li heads to the back happy with what he did.
Ron Burgundy is standing by with "Mr. Money In The Bank" "007" James Bond.
Burgundy: James, you heard the comments earlier by "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell. What do you have to say in response.
Bond:
Ron, Chuck Liddell is nothing in the realm of legendary in this
business. He has to prove himself before even thinking he will be a
legend. Myself on the other hand have proven myself for years. I have
helped this company rise to what it is. I was in the finals of World
Heavyweight Championship Tournament to crown the very first NIWA World
Heavyweight Champion. I became the first Money In The Bank winner. What
has he done? He needs to prove himself in this company and in this
business. If he thinks he is going to do it at my expense than he has
another thing coming. Chuck you talk a tough game, but we will see is
still "Mr. Money In The Bank" after our match because I will became a
champion sooner than you will.
James Bond leaves the interview area and heads to the ring for his match.
"007" James Bond vs. "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell w/Mike Gundy Ref: Herb Dean The
bells sounds to officially start the match. They lock up and "007"
James Bond puts "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell in a side headlock, than
switches to a hammerlock, drop toe holds Liddell to the mat, with Bond
quickly putting Liddell in a front face lock. The crowd applauds Bond'
great chain wrestling ability. Liddell instinctively rams Bond back
first into the corner. Bond releases the hold, Liddell lays into Bond
with a flurry of punches. Liddell takes Bond to the mat with a snap
mare, Liddell than hits a seated snap mare. Liddell whips Bond off the
ropes, lands a drop kick to the chest of Bond, Liddell hits a hangman's
noose neck breaker, pin, and a two count. Liddell hits a fisherman
suplex, bridging his neck for the pin, and a two count. Liddell whips
Bond off the ropes, lands a knee into the gut of Bond, Liddell than
hits a gut buster inflicting more punishment to gut and midsection of
Bond. Liddell puts Bond in the abdominal stretch. He than starts
punching the ribs of Bond. Liddell uses the ropes for extra leverage
out of sight of Herb Dean. Herb Dean checks on Liddell and he quickly
lets go of the ropes. Herb Dean turns his attention back to Bond to see
if he submits, but Bond doesn't give up that easily. During that time
Liddell once again grabs the ropes for extra leverage. Herb Dean checks
Liddell who quickly lets go of the ropes. Herb Dean asks him if he was
using the ropes, but Liddell says he wasn't. Herb Dean turns his back,
LIddell grabs the ropes again, and this time Herb Dean sees this. Herb
Dean kicks Liddell's hand off the ropes, this allows Bond to hip toss
out of the abdominal stretch out of desperation. Both men are down on
the mat and Herb Dean starts his ten count. 1......... 2.........
3......... 4......... 5......... both men are using the ropes to get to
their feet. They than start trading punches with Bond seemingly getting
the better of the exchange. Liddell reverses the Irish whip, Liddell
ducks the clothesline, bounces off the ropes, but Bond catches Liddell
with a snap power slam. Bond waits for Liddell to get to his feet, than
hits the Secret Agent Slam, than locks on the ankle lock grapvining the
leg, and Liddell is forced to tap out. Bond is victorious over Liddell.
Bond celebrates his win to end the show.
Quick Results The X-Men defeated The Flint Tropics via pinfall Link defeated Gargamel via pinfall Joanna Dark defeated Lindsay Lohan via pinfall Jet
Li vs. Johnny Bravo never officially got underway as Li attacked Bravo
who was making his way to the ring, than beat down Bravo as a result "007" James Bond defeated "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell via submission
Sand And Sun Tour Alfond Arena Orono, Maine Thursday, June 4th, 2009
A highlight package shows what went down at Annualversary. It shows how new champions were crowned and how champions retained. The crowd is going nuts and in anticipation of the first match.
Juni & Juli vs. Kitana & Jade Juni gives a dropkick to the back of Kitana while she is looking out to the crowd, Kitana quickly gets up, kicks Juni in the gut Irish Whip, and a Hair Takedown by Kitana. Kitana picks her up, a Hair Snapmare, than another, cover, and a two count. Irish Whip to the corner, Front Slam by Kitana, cover, and a two count. Kitana goes for it again, but Juni head scissors Kitana down to the mat, tags Juli, and thus Kitana tags Jade. Juli misses a roundhouse kick, Jade connects with a big kick, then a stalling body slam, climbs to the middle rope, and Diving Forearm to the face of Juli. Tag to Kitana, Jade hits a Powerslam as Kitana goes to the top rope, missing an Elbow Drop, and Juli tags in Juni. Juni rolls into a pin, and gets a two count. Juni gets distracted by Jade, Kitana chop blocks Juni in the leg, tags in Jade, the two hit a Double Face Buster and Jade makes the cover and gets the thre before Juli can make the breakup. Kitana and Jade are the victors.
A promo for Beach Wars is playing on the titontron. It shows the only match booked so far. It also shows the venue, location, and date of the event.
Vanna White is standing with the winners Kitana and Jade.
Vanna: My guests at this time are Kitana and Jade. How did that victory feel?
Kitana: It felt great Vanna. It felt so great that Jade and myself are going to stake a claim in the title hunt for the World Women's Tag Team Championship. You see, The Socialites may have beaten us once, which was a fluke, but they won't beat us again. You see we will dethrone them as NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions and we don't care who we have to beat do that.
Jade: That's right Kitana, we will not be denied what is rightfully ours. They are just keeping those titles nice and warm. When the time comes, we will take those titles and there is nothing they will do to stop us.
Larry The Cable Guy vs. Chris Crocker Chris Crocker gets right up in Larry The Cable Guy's face and starts trashing him. Larry starts a whined up, Crocker ducks for cover, Larry laughs at him, and stomps on his foot. Irish Whip and Crocker clubs Larry in the back. Crocker comes off the ropes, runs right into Larry, and is knocked out cold as Larry just laughs hysterically. Larry picks up Crocker and hits the Get-R-Done Powerslam for the three.
Larry: Now, that's how you get-r-done!
The Punisher vs. Bobby Flay The Punisher gets Bobby Flay in the go behind and Flay reaches the ropes to break, but The Punisher gives a cheap shot to the back. The Punisher starts clubbing and stomping away. Side Headlock by The Punisher to Flay, Flay sends The Punisher off the ropes, The Punisher comes back with a Shoulder Block, comes off the ropes and Flay wraps up Punisher going for a Crucifix Pin, but Punisher uses his strength and turns it into a Samoan Drop, cover, and a two count. Flay gives desperation shots to the gut of Punisher that have little effect. Punisher gives a knee to the ribs then Irish Whip, Flay slips behind Punisher and starts wailing away at him, comes off the ropes and Punisher catches him with a massive clothesline. The Punisher calls for the end, locks on The Interrogator, and Flay quickly taps out. The Punisher is the victor.
Ron Burgundy is standing by with Ken Shamrock.
Burgundy: Ken, you lost to Tito Ortiz at Annualversary in a Lion's Den Match after you passed from a guillotine choke. Take a look.
The ending of the Lion's Den Match plays on the titontron.
Burgundy: Your thoughts?
Ken: Ron, there is no denying the fact that I lost. Ortiz was able to beat me putting an end to some unfinished business. I am a little bit frustrated that I couldn't pull out the win at Annualversary. Sorry your luck Bob Sapp, but I will have to take my frustrations out on you.
Ken Shamrock leaves the interview area and head to the ring for his match.
Ken Shamrock vs. Bob Sapp Ken Shamrock quickly goes for the legs and Bob Sapp side steps the attempt. Sapp gets in the go behind, Shamrock spins around, grabs the arm, a trip takedown. Sapp floats over and into a headlock, Shamrock uses his strength, turns it into a Northern Lights Suplex bridging the neck for a pin, and a two count. Irish Whip by Shamrock, both men block each others Hip Toss attempts, Shamrock rolls up and grabs the leg of Sapp in a Leg Lock, but Sapp quickly fights out. Sapp kicks Shamrock in the gut and a straight punch to the face, off the ropes, Shamrock hits a Spinning Shoulder Tackle, comes off the ropes, a Flying Side Kick, than a Huracanrana. Shamrock takes Sapp down by the arm, quickly spins around to the legs, locks on the Ankle Lock, and Sapp taps out.
Zangief is somewhere backstage. He starts to cut a promo.
Zangief: Shawn Michaels, you cost me the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship at Annualversary. That is another thing that you should never have done. You are making critical mistakes Shawn. You keep sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. You should stay out of my business because you are going to what you have coming to you. You don't know where and you don't know when. So if I were you I would watch your back because I am going take you out for costing me the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. If you think I am joking, than try me... TRY ME because I would love to see the end result!
"Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels vs. Captain Jack Sparrow Shawn Michaels starts the match by kicking away at the legs of Captain Jack Sparrow and then a dropkick to the face. HBK goes to the middle rope, jumps off, but Sparrow catches him, hits a Swinging Neck Breaker, than a clothesline, cover, and a two count. Sparrow picks up HBK and a suplex. HBK then starts kicking back at Sparrow followed by some huge knife edge chops. Irish Whip is reversed, HBK does his trademark turnbuckle flip in the corner, comes back down, Sparrow goes for a Hangmans Neck Breaker, but HBK slips behind, hits an Inverted Atomic Drop, and a clothesline. Irish Whip is reversed by Sparrow, but HBK comes back with a Flying Forearm and nip-up by HBK. HBK goes to the top and hits the HBK Elbow Drop and starts tuning up the band. Zangief comes out with a chair and smashes HBK in the head with the chair causing the disqualification and HBK is busted open. Zangief continues to hammer away at HBK who is lifeless on the mat as it takes five referees to finally get Zangief off of HBK. Zangief poses over the lifeless body of HBK as the show ends.
Quick Results Kitana and Jade defeated Juni amd Juli via pinfall Larry the Cable Guy defeated Chris Crocker via pinfall The Punisher defeated Bobby Flay via submission Ken Shamrock defeated Bob Sapp via submission Shawn Michaels defeated Captain Jack Sparrow via DQ after Zangief interferes laying out HBK with a steel chair busting him open
NIWA officials have decided that the NIWA World Tag Team Championship will be defended at Beach Wars. The Warios retained the titles at Annualversary via disqulification when they Wario laid out Mario with one of the belts. NIWA officials have also said that it won't be just a regular match.
"The Warios will defend the NIWA World Tag Team Championships in a fifteen foot high steel cage. This will ensure that they won't be able to use any tactics to get disqualified to retain the titles," said Mr. C.C..
When The Warios were notified about this, they were less then pleased.
"We have beaten The Super Mario Brothers. We shouldn't have to face them again," says a less than pleased Wario.
The Super Mario Brothers on the other hand say that justice has been served so to speak.
"They want to get disqualified to retain their titles, but this time in a steel cage match they won't be able to cheat to retain their titles," said Mario.
The Super Mario Brother says that this time they will defeat The Warios to become the new NIWA World Tag Team Champions. This match will take place at Beach Wars in Madison Square Gardens in New York , New York on Tuesday, June 30th. Also on the card is Jackie vs. Jet Li.
Terrell Owens defeated Peter Pan in a number one contenders match at Annualversary. He will face Blitz for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship. The Sand And Sun Tour makes a stop at the Cumberland County Civic Center in Portland, Maine on June 12th. Terrell Owens will get his title shot for NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship against the champion Blitz. Blitz won the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship at Clash Of The Titans I when he defeated Peter Pan.
Due to intereferences during a few matches at Annualversary, NIWA officials have decided to issue rematches during the Sand and Sun Tour.
On June 19th, the Sand and Sun Tour makes it way to Boston and the TD Garden. Xena Warrior Princess will defend the NIWA World Women's Championship against her good friend Gabrielle. Sheik interefered in their match at Annualversary taking out both women. Xena unknowingly drapped an arm over Gabrielle to get the pin. Xena won the NIWA World Women's Championship at Clash Of The Titans I in a triple threat match.
On June 24th, the Sand and Sun Tour makes it way Senator James J. Dodd Memorial Stadium in Norwich, Connecticut. The Socialites will once again defend the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship against The Princesses. NIWA officials gave The Princesses a rematch after Pauline interfered in the match at Annualversary.