The Heat Is On Tour
Sovereign Bank Arena
Trenton, New Jersey
Monday, July 20th, 2009


A video package is showing highlights of the last show. It shows who moved on to the next round of the NIWA World Tag Team Championship Tournament. It ends with the words that Chuck Norris spoke to end the show.

NIWA World Tag Team Championship Tournament Round One
The Super Mario Brothers w/The Princesses vs. X-Men
Ref: Big John McCarthy

Mario and Wolverine start the match and bells sounds to officially start the match. Mario starts with a headlock, Wolverine pushes him off the ropes, a shoulder block by Mario, Mario comes off the ropes, holds on, Wolverine runs at him, and Mario back drops him over the top rope to the outside. Mario tags in Luigi who heads to the top rope, gives a flying attack on Wolverine which connects, and sends Wolverine back in the ring. Luigi gives Wolverine an elbow, than knocks Cyclops off the apron. Wolverine reverses the Irish Whip, Cyclops trips Luigi from the outside and Cyclops gets the tag from Wolverine. Cyclops puts Luigi in the corner, pounds away at Luigi, Cyclops pulls Luigi out of the corner into a Powerbomb, cover and a two count. Tags Wolverine back into the match, a Headbutt by Wolverine to the gut, goes to the middle rope, waits for Luigi to get to his feet, connects with a bulldog on Luigi, cover, and a two count. Wolverine starts punching away at Luigi, picks up Luigi, but instinctively hits a Jawbreaker on Wolverine. Wolverine grabs Luigi’s leg trying to prevent the tag, Luigi kicks Wolverine with the other leg which frees Luigi to make the tag to Mario. Wolverine makes the tag to Cyclops as well. Mario knocks down both Cyclops and Wolverine with right hands. Mario comes off the ropes, hits a Swinging Neck Breaker on Cyclops, than a clothesline on Wolverine. Mario goes to the middle rope, drops a forearm on Wolverine, Mario misses a right which allows Cyclops to grab Mario’s head, throws his head down on his knee, and Luigi attacks Cyclops in the ring, but Cyclops hangman’s him on the ropes. Mario goes for the Super Mario Stunner on Wolverine, but Cyclops nails a high kick to Mario knocking him down. Wolverine gives a Cactus Clothesline to Luigi taking them both to the outside. Cyclops picks up Mario, goes for Mario’s own Mario Stunner, but Mario pushes him away off the ropes, Cyclops runs back into a foot to the gut by Mario, Mario than nails his own Mario Stunner and gets the three. The Super Mario Brothers advance to take on The Kings of MMA in the semi-finals.

Ron Burgundy is standing by with Link.

Burgundy: I am standing by with… Link *Crowd gives Link a mixed reaction as he just shakes his head* Link coming up next, a lady that you have had issues with recently as Adrenaline A faces off with a man that you have had issues with perhaps your whole life in Ganondorf. What is going through your mind right now?

Link: Ron, I want to look at what I have in my hand... *Camera turns to show a steel chair in his hand and the crowd boos* Because Adrenaline A, I’m about to do something with this chair, that I am going to… GREATLY… regret.

Link walks away conflicted.


Venue Championship Battle Royal Qualifying Match
Adrenaline A vs. Ganondorf
Ref: Herb Dean

Ganondorf gets right in the face of Adrenaline A, gives Ganondorf a forearm right to the face, Adrenaline A continues to punch away at Ganondorf, but Ganon grabs Adrenaline A by the hand, twists her wrist, than lifts up Adrenaline A in the Military Press, Adrenaline A slips behind Ganondorf, rolls him up, but Ganondorft overpowers Adrenaline A before a one count. Adrenaline A continues to club away at Ganondorft, than comes off the ropes, but Ganondorf grabs her by the throat, lifts her up, throws her down to the mat getting an insane amount of boos, Ganondorft makes a cover, and gets a two count. Ganondorft picks up Adrenaline A for a suplex, she slips out underneath, goes for an Unprettier, but Ganondorf shoves Adrenaline A into the ref which makes the ref loopy. Ganondorf sets up Adrenaline A for a Ganon Bomb, but Adrenaline A counters out, hits the Adrenaline Rush, makes the cover, and Ganondorf kicks out at two. Adrenaline A picks up Ganondorf, but he shoves her away. Link then comes down the ring, with the chair he had in hand during the interview, gets in the ring, and looks at Adrenaline A in the face. Link winds up the chair, smacks Ganondorf in the face right in front of the ref, and the referee calls for the bell. Link then leaves the ring as fast as he entered it with Adrenaline A pissed off in the ring. Ganondorf advances to the Venue Championship Battle Royal via disqualification thanks to his mortal enemy Link. Link heads to the back getting a chorus of boos.

Ron Burgundy is backstage with just coming back from the ramp way.

Burgundy: Link, why did you just do that out there, did you hear the reaction the fans gave you?

Link: Yes, I heard what the fans did. And I don’t have a damn clue why!

Burgundy: What do you mean?

Link: Oh what, do those fans expect me to do? Just stay backstage and just let Ganondorf, who has no compassion or mercy whatsoever, kill that woman? Should I have come in the ring and cracked her skull in with that chair so she could enter the Battle Royal? No, you see unlike them, I have a heart. *Crowd boos* And if she had a hard time doing anything to one man in Ganondorf, what would have happened if she is in the ring with god knows how many people at the same time? She would’ve been killed out there. You know her, or these fans may not like it, but that truth is I saved her life tonight; and maybe one day, she’ll thank me for that.

Walks away with the crowd still booing.

NIWA World Tag Team Championship Tournament Round One
Wayne's World vs. The Security
Ref: Mario Yamasaki

Blade and Steve Wilkos waste no time beating down Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar. Blade throws Wayne out of the ring and turns his attention to Garth. Both Blade and Wilkos start double teaming Garth in the ring and gives a Double Suplex to him. Wayne tries to get back in the ring, Wilkos punches him back out of the ring, Blade clotheslines, than picks up Garth, and gives him a Daywalker. Wilkos and Blade then pick up Garth and double team him with the Security Breach Flapjack on Garth. Wilkos makes the cover and gets the three. The Security dominates and advances in the NIWA World Tag Team Championship Tournament. They will face Beavis and Butthead in the semi-finals.

Vanna White is backstage with current NIWA World Brass Knuckles Champion and Money in the Bank title shot holder "007" James Bond.

Vanna: I am standing by with James Bond. Now James you are now the reigning Brass Knuckles Champion and also still the Money in the Bank holder. When do you plan to cash in that briefcase?

Bond: My dear, as you know, I’m a spy. I’m a man of mystery, I’m the element of surprise. When I cash the Money in the Bank contract will be anyone’s guess. And…

James Bond is cut off by Zangief walking up to him.

Zangief: You know if I was you, I wouldn’t wait to use that contract because the longer you wait, the better chance of me being the man you have to face. The fact is your afraid of everyone in the main event right now, you know you’re not ready to be a big fish yet. I’ll show you right now what will be in store for you when you decide to do the wrong thing and cash in that stupid case!

Zangief walks off and heads to the ring.

Zangief vs. Bubba Sparxxx
Ref: Big John McCarthy

Tie up, Zangief quickly gives Sparxxx a knee to the gut, than a club to the back followed by a double axe handle to the back. Zangief takes Bubba’s head, chokes him in the ropes, breaks on four, and intimidates the referee back to the opposite side of the ring. Zangief then picks up Sparxxx with ease and slams him down to the mat. Zangief grabs Sparxxx, talks to the his face, than slaps him which causes Sparxxx to start to give shots to the abdomen of Zangief. Sparxxx comes off the ropes, gets nailed with a Big Boot to the face of Zangief, and Zangief taunts to the crowd. Zangief picks up Sparxxx, hits Sparxxx with the Russian National Throw throwing him to the other side of the ring, makes the cover, and gets the three. Zangief is dominate in this match and definitely showed James Bond what could happen should he choose to cash in his briefcase on the wrong man.

James Bond appears on the titontron.

Bond: Zangief, you showed me what COULD happen if I were to face you. See could means it has a fifty-fifty chance of happening. What you fail to know about me because you are a big Russian retard is that I am a multiple time World Champion in SNJ. How many times have you been World Heavyweight Champion? Hmmm... ONCE! *Zangief is getting mad* I am not scared of you at all. What I am doing is called picking my spot because you don't know when and you don't know where I will cash in my title shot.

Zangief demands and starts speaking.

Zangief: SHUT UP! SHUT UP RIGHT NOW! You are lucky I wasn't in the Money In The Bank match at Clash Of The Titans or I would have won.

Bond: Instead you were getting your ass whipped by the current NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris. See unlike you I have a title and you don't. I also have this Money In The Bank briefcase which allows to challenge for another title. So what that means is I will possibly be a double title holder thus making history.

A video promo for Fight At The Fair is being shown on the titontron. It shows the card so far, the date, venue, and location of the event.

A video promo for Hot As Hell is being shown on the titontron. It shows the card so far, the date, venue, and location of the event.

Jackie Chan vs. Link
Link comes down to the ring for his entrance. Adrenaline A storms down the ring, hits Link with the chair that Link used earlier in the night, continues to beat the crap out of Link, and starts pounding to the crap out of Link. Arena security comes out and tries to pull Adrenaline A off of Link. Meanwhile Jet Li came from out of the crowd, attacks Jackie Chan from behind, beats the crap out of Chan, drags Chan to the apron, gives Chan a Back Drop off the apron, and crashes on the timekeeper’s table. Chan breaks it in half and both guys are motionless.

Adrenaline A grabs a mic, gets in Link's face, and begins to speak.

Adrenaline A: Link, you think you can cost me the match and my chance at the NIWA Venue Championship and get away with it. You think you did right the thing? Look at where the right thing got you. It got the crap beaten out of you. I guess all this "saving my life" was worth it if you like getting the crap beaten out of you. I have a proposal for you. How about you and I in a match and not just any match. It will involve your spot in the Venue Championship Battle Royal. If I pin or submit you I will get your spot in the Battle Royal, but if you beat me you will keep your spot, and I will not be in the Battle Royal. But if either of us wins via count disqualification or count, I will automatically get my spot in the Battle Royal. I don't care where and I don't care when this match will happen, but it will happen. It may happen tomorrow, it may happen at Fight At The Fair, or in a hour from now, but it will happen!

Adrenaline A gives Link a few more stomps for good measure as the show ends.

Quick Results
The Super Mario Brothers defeated X-Men via Mario pinning Cyclops to advance to the semi-finals of the NIWA World Tag Team Championship Tournament
Ganondorf defeated Adrenaline A via disqualification to advance to the Venue Championship Battle Royal when Link hit Ganon with a chair
The Security defeated Wayne’s World via Steve Wilkos pinning Garth Algar to advance to the semi-finals of the NIWA World Tag Team Championship Tournament
Zangief defeated Bubba Sparxxx via pinfall
Link vs. Jackie Chan never got underway due to pre-match attacks by Adrenaline A on Link and Jet Li on Jackie Chan