NIWA House Show Results From Sudbury, Ontario
Posted by Mr. C.C. on Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Under: Results
The following is what happened at the NIWA house show at the Sudbury Arena in Sudbury, Ontario on March 16th, 2009:
NIWA is coming from the Sudbury Community Arena in Sudbury, Ontario. Right now the six combatants in the Elimination Chamber Match at St. Patrick's Day Beatdown are in thering jawing at each other when "One Little Victory" by Rush hits and Mr. C.C. comes out, he has a mike in his hand.
Mr. C.C.: Now as you all know, the six of you will be competing in an Elimination Chamber at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. *Crowd Cheers* With that, that brings us to tonight. The six of you will compete in one on one matches with each other that will be determined at random. So what do you say we find out who willface each off first.
The randomizer goes in action and Link is shown on the titantron
Mr. C.C.: So Link is up first for tonight’s action. Let’s see who Link will face.
Zangief: You since I know that I won’t be selected, I’ll just head for the back.
He starts to leave the ring the fans start booing him. The randomizer goes in action and Zangief appears on the screen, it going to be Link vs. Zangief to open the night. Zangief looks at the titantron in shock.Terrell Owens walks up to Zangief as the rest leave the ring.
T.O.: Sucks to be you!
The crowd gives Owens a pop showing that everyone is against the champion.
Non-Title Match
Link vs. NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief
Zangief wastes no time as he starts pounding away at Link with clubbing shots to the back and into a Gutwrench Suplex. Zangief picks up Link and Irish Whips Link hard into the corner taking Link down. Zangief then Irish Whips Link off the ropes, Zangief goes for a Back Body Drop but Link turns it into a Running DDT,cover
but not even a one. Link starts punching away at Zangief, comes off the
ropes but Zangief hits Link with a body attack, cover and a two count.
Zangief pushes Link back into the corner and gives a couple Knee Lifts
into Link’s ribs. Zangief puts Link on the top turnbuckle, it looks
like he’s going for a Super Belly to Belly, but Link pushes Zangief off
the ropes to the mat and Link hits with his Vicious Headbutt, cover and
a two count. It looks like Link tries to lock on the Triforce Lock but
Zangief throws
Link to the corner. Zangief charges at Link, but Link Drop Toe Holds
Zangief into the turnbuckle and rolls up Zangief for a three. The crowd
goes nuts and Zangief can’t believe it. The NIWA World Heavyweight
Champion just got pinned in three minutes. Zangief is going crazy as
Link heads to the back victorious.
Backstage JTH looks a TV at what just happened at starts laughing hysterically.
Wario & Waluigi vs. American Idol’s Cowell & Jackson
Waluigi starts the match with Simon Cowell. Waluigi starts with a quick go behind into a Hammerlock, Cowell breaks out with a elbow with Waluigi fighting back with clubs to the back and then a headlock, Cowell pushes Waluigi off the ropes, Waluigi tries to do a flying attack but he’s too small and just bounces off of Simon Cowell, Cowell proceeds to give Waluigi the thumbs down and another Shoulder Block, Cowell then takes a free shot at Wario knocking him off the apron, then a forearm shot taking Waluigi down. Waluigi gets up next to Randy Jackson who takes a shot at Waluigi which gets the referee’s attention. With the ref distracted, Wario gets in the ring Chop Blocks Simon in the back of the left leg and Cowell goes down Wario rolls back out of the ring. Waluigi puts Cowell in the corner and gives a couple knuckle shots to the calf and then wraps Cowell’s leg on the rope and starts wrenching it in the ropes. Cowell punches Waluigi to break to hold, Cowell starts firing back with rights and lefts, he goes for a kick, but Waluigi grabs Cowell’s leg and gives him a Dragon Screw Leg Whip takedown. Waluigi drags Cowell to his corner and tags Wario and holds Cowell’s leg on the bottom rope. Wario on theoutside
on the apron leg drops Cowell’s leg and it wraps around the rope and
Cowell is in obvious pain. Wario gets in the ring and starts kicking
away at Cowell’s leg but Cowell to come back with more lefts and rights
comes off the ropes and a double clothesline and both men are down.
Both men are reaching for tags, Cowell tags in Jackson but Wario does
not. Randy Jackson starts beating down Wario, Waluigi gets in the ring
and gets the same thing and is taken to the outside. Jackson turns
around and Wario kicks him in the gut and sets up for the Garlic Bomb,
but Simon Cowell charges at him. Wario sees him and throws him over the
top rope with his attention to Cowell. Jackson reverse rolls up Wario,
the referee is trying to get Cowell back to his corner so Waluigi is
able to get in the ring and dropkicks Jackson in the back of the head
and Wario is able to shift into the pinning rollup position and referee
sees the cover and counts the three. The Warios cheat to steal a win.
After the match The Super Mario Brothers comes down and lay out The Warios. Mario tells Luigi to get something under the ring. Luigi goes to the outside, lifts up the apron trim. Luigi pulls out a Ladder. Mario and Luigi grab a side of the and battering ram the Warios with the Ladder. Mario grabs a mic
Mario: At St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown, the NIWA World Tag Team Championship match will involve what we have in our hands right now... a ladder. That's right, it will be a Ladder Match. So Warios, prepare to suffer and when St. Patrick's Day Beatdown is over, we will walk out the NIWA World Tag Team Champions!
Ron Burgundy is backstage with a guest.
Burgundy: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me at this time is the #1 contender for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship, Jackie Chan. *Crowd cheers* Jackie later tonight, you will facePeter Pan with the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship on the line, your thoughts?
Chan: I am honored to get this chance and to know that the NIWA has the respect for me to give me such an opportunity. I will give my very best tonight.
Jet Li walks up, the crowd boos.
Li: I’d like to wish you luck in your match tonight.
Jet extends his hand out, Jackie shakes his hand.
Chan: Thank you, very much.
Chan leaves.
The randomizer appears on the titantron and reveals the next two combatants in the next match. It’s Terrell Owens on one side and “Mr. WrestleMania” JTH on the other. JTH vs. T.O. is next.
Terrell Owens w/Mike Gundy vs. “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH
The two go face to face at start talking trash with each other. Owens pushes JTH back to which he gets a big slap to the face, a series of rights by JTH to T.O.. Irish Whip and T.O. goes off the ropes, JTH goes for the Wrestlemania Kick early but Owens holds onto the ropes and ducks to the outside. JTH climbs up to the top turnbuckle and connects with a Double Axe Handle while Owens wasn’t looking and rolls Owens back into the ring. Mike Gundy runs around to where JTH is and distracts him and JTH warns Gundy off, when JTH gets back into the ring he’s met with an elbow to the back of the head. Owens picks JTH up and sends him to the corner and gives Shoulder Thrusts to the gut of JTH and then a hard Irish Whip to the opposite corner and JTH goes down, T.O. starts posing again and talking more trash. Owens gets a poke in the eyes when picking JTH up and JTH hits a neck breaker, cover, and a two count. JTH comes off the ropes and gives a falling Senton onto the ribs of T.O.. T.O. throws JTH to the outside while getting picked up and Owens gets the referee distracted. During the distraction, Mike Gundy chokes away at JTH and then throws him back in the ring. T.O. locks on a sleeper onto JTH who looks to be out. The referee lifts JTH’s arm once and it falls, second time and it falls, third time and JTH keeps his arm up, and starts pounding body shots to Owens, comes off the ropes, ducks a backhand and gives a dropkick to the knees. Then a Bionic Elbow to the top of T.O.'s head, comes off the ropes and a bulldog by JTH.. JTH then stands on top of T.O. and mocks him with the T.O. pose getting a big reaction from the fans. JTH goes for the WrestleMania Lock but Owens uses his legs to push JTH off him into the corner, Owens goes for a Shoulder Tackle, but JTH ducks out of the way and Owens goes shoulder first into the ring post, JTH then schoolboys Owens for a two count. JTH picks Owens up, but Owens turns it into a Powerslam and goes for the cover and kick out at two. JTH starts to make a comeback and with hard right hand shots to Owens face, JTH comes off the ropes, but Owens catches him in a fireman’s carry and hits a Death Valley Driver. Owens then goes to the top rope and goes for a Elbow Drop, but JTH dodges the moves, Owens quickly gets up and gets an X-Factor Facebuster from JTH. JTH is hot now, JTH now goes to the top rope, Mike Gundy gets on the apron and gets knocked down by JTH, this gives Owens time to get on the top rope, but JTH gives Owens a forearm shot and Owens goes back down to the mat and JTH hit’s the massive Elbow from the top. JTH is calling for the end, he is setting up Owens for the WrestleMania Kick, Mike Gundy again gets on the ring and gets a kick to the groin for his troubles. Owens gets up and JTH goes for the kick, but Owens turns it into a Spinebuster into the middle of the ring. T.O. is now setting up JTH for the T.O. Elbow, when he comes off the ropes and sets up for it, JTH grabs his leg and trips up Owens, JTH hooks Owens legs and flips him over and has the WrestleMania Lock on. Owens is fighting for the ropes, JTH pulls him back a bit. Owens starts crawling towards the ropes where Gundy is. Owens in a last ditch effort grabs the ropes. While the ref is trying to get JTH to break the hold, Gundy hands Owens a pair of Brass Knuckles and Owens slips them on. JTH grabs Owens for the WrestleMania Drop, but Gundy again slowly comes onto the apron and JTH sees him, JTH pushes Owens down and gives a Wrestlemania Kick to Gundy knocking him out, with the ref focusing on Gundy, when JTH turns back around Owens decks JTH with the Brass Knucks and knocks JTH out and Owens quickly tosses them out. Owens makes the cover on JTH and gets the three count. Owens goes to the outside and carries Mike Gundy to the back in victory, all be it in controversy.
Ron Burgundy is backstage once again with his next guest.
Burgundy: Joining me right now is the man who at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown will face Mr. Clean, joining me now is Blitz. *Boos* Blitz, for nearly four months now, you and Mr. Clean have been wanting to tear each other up limb from limb, but a match was never made official. Why Now?
Blitz: Why now? Apparently, the NIWA and Mr. C.C. finally decided to make this match. Trust me, I’ve been wanting to beat down Mr. Clean ever since I came here. And Mr. Clean, I guess, has finally agreed with his lawyers and the NIWA that that bald headed fag is ready for the worst beating he will ever receive in his life. And after I’m done kicking Mr. Clean’s ass all over the Air Canada Centre, whoever it is, whether it’s one of those two drunken martial arts has beens or that damn flying fairy, when I get the shot you’re looking at the next NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion cause there isn’t anyone that will stop me.
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
Jackie Chan vs. Peter Pan
The match starts with basic chain wrestling going back and forth. Pan puts Chan in a head and Chan slips out does a leg sweep takedown, Chan goes for a cover and Pan slips into a hammerlock, Chan fights out with a Drop Toe Hold into a front headlock. Pan gets up in the move and sends Chan into the ropes and tries a Monkey Flip but Chan Flips onto his feet, Chan goes for a Backdrop, but Pan flips onto his feet and does a Rolling Clutch Pin for a one count. Chan does a Headlock Takedown, Pan head scissors Chan head, Chan nip ups out of it and Pan gives a Headlock takedown with the vise versa result. Pan rams Chan into the corner and starts with Knife edge chops, Chan shifts the momentum and starts giving lightning quick body shots. The Irish Whip is reversed and Chan goes to the corner and quickly climbs up the turnbuckles as Pan charges to him, Chan jumps over top Peter Pan and gives a dropkick to the back sending Peter Pan sternum first to the buckle. Chan puts Pan in the Tree of Woe and goes to the opposite side of the ring, Chan goes for another dropkick, but Pan pulls himself up and Chan slides through and out of the ring. Pan pulls himself completely up and does a Flying Body Splash to the outside onto Jackie Chan and both men are down and the ref starts counting. Both men get in before the 10 count, Chan comes off the ropes and Pan catches and Hot Shots Chan off the ropes, cover and a two count. Pan goes for a Roundhouse, but Chan ducks and into a Roundhouse of his own. Pan goes to the corner, Chan runs to Pan trying a Monkey Flip of his own, but Pan holds Chan in place and shifts over onto the top turnbuckle. Pan attempts a Suplex, but Chan pushes Pan off who lands on his feet, when Peter Pan turns around, Chan hits with a Huricanrana, cover, and a two count. Chan is in a go behind, Pan reverse go behinds Chan and tries a Release German Suplex, but Chan lands on his feet and grabs Pan again in a go behind and hits a German Suplex with a pin and two count. Chan then attempts an Underhook Tiger Bomb, but Pan leans into it and causes Chan to fall backwards. Peter Pan goes up to the top turnbuckle to attempt You Can Fly. Chan gets up and climbs up to the top and hits with a Super Arm Drag, cover and almost a three. Jet Li then makes his way to ringside and grabs the Junior Heavyweight Championship. Chan is ready to hit a Shining Wizard on Peter Pan. Jet Li starts cheering on Chan on the outside showing him the title, Peter Pan gets up and Chan hit’s the Shining Wizard right on the button and Peter Pan is out. Chan gets up and gets walloped with the Junior Heavyweight Championship by Jet Li and the ref calls for the bell. Jet Li has a sinister look on his face, Peter Pan starts to get up and Jet Li bashes Pan with the title too and throws it to the ground saying he doesn‘t care about the title anymore, he then turns his attention back to Jackie Chan. Li picks Chan up and hits Black Mask II and then leaves the ring getting a chorus of boos from the crowd.
Burgundy finds Jet Li as he comes to the back.
Burgundy: Jet Li, why did you just do that to Jackie Chan?
Jet Li: Why? WHY? It is because I am sick of Jackie Chan getting the same opportunities as me when I am better than him. And if Jackie Chan has the guts enough to face me at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown, I’ll prove it to him and everyone else.
Jet Li walks off.
A clip is shown of the Night of Death main event between Zangief and Chuck Norris and the controversial finish.
"007" James Bond vs. Chuck Norris
James Bond immediately begins with an amateur wrestling style go behind, Norris counters out with a slip out into a hammerlock, Bond quickly flips around back into a go behind, Norris grabs the rope to force Bond to break which he does. Chuck Norris makes a move for Bond’s legs but Bond uses his amateur wrestling style grab Norris in a Headlock and spins around back into a go behind, into a Leg Trip, Bond tries to grab Norris’ ankle but Chuck evades rolls away and the two are at a stand off. Grapple into another Headlock by James Bond, Norris sends Bond into the ropes and Bond Shoulder Blocks Norris down, Bond comes off the ropes, leapfrogs over Norris and Norris throws Bond out the ring to the outside. Norris allows Bond to get back in the ring and Bond does so. Chuck kicks Bond in the gut before another grapple, Bond comes back with a European Uppercut, Chuck comes back with a right hand shot, and the two are trading back and forth Uppercuts and Punches, until Norris gets the upper hand and knocks Bond down. Norris picks Bond up and Bond quickly counters with a Snap Suplex, quick cover and a two. Bond rams Norris into the corner and pounds away at Norris somemore with more Uppercuts. Bond sends Norris to the opposite corner, Bond runs in and gets booted by Norris, Norris goes to the middle rope and hits with a Side Kick taking Bond down. More stomps by Norris, picks up Bond and Bond does a quick Fireman’s carry takedown and Bond has the upper hand again. Bond now stomps away at Norris. Bond hits more shots to the face as Norris gets to his feet, Irish Whip Bond bends down and Norris hits a straight kick to the chops. Bond in the corner and Norris starts with some body shots and Irish Whips Bond, but Bond reverses sending Norris off the ropes, Bond misses a clothesline and Norris grabs Bond from behind, Bond rolls and grabs Norris’ ankle and has the Ankle Lock on. Norris gets within a foot of the ropes and Bond pulls him back to the center of the ring. Norris comes back and grabs the bottom rope on the second effort and Bond breaks on four. Bond gives more shots to the face of Norris, Bond winds up for another and Norris Backdrops Bond over the top rope to the outside. Norris heads to the end of the ring and gets grabbed by Bond who gets tripped up and Bond drags Norris to the ring post. Bond throws Norris’ leg into the ring post, then again, then a third time and punches to the face of Norris. Bond then wraps up Norris’ legs on the ring post and gives Norris a figure four on the ring post and barely breaks on four and rolls back in the ring. Bond comes in and gives a Belly to Belly Suplex to Chuck Norris. Norris slowly gets back up and starts coming back with shots, then misses a clothesline and gets a German Suplex, Bond rolls in and hits another, then three German Suplexes, cover, and almost a three. Bond goes up to the top and attempts something but Norris gets his feet up and kicks Bond as he’s coming down and both Bond and Norris are down. Norris gets up first and then Bond shortly after, then a strong right hook from Norris takes Bond to the mat, Bond gets up and then another shot, Irish Whip and a High Jump Kick to Bond. Bond gets up and Norris connects with a Reverse Spinning Backhand, cover and a two count. Bond gets up and rakes Norris in the face, and more punches to the face and then hits the Secret Agent Slam, cover and somehow Norris is able to kick out. Bond is furious, he puts Norris in the Ankle lock again, but Norris quickly rolls into it and breaks out of it, he gets up and Bond goes for the Secret Agent Slam again, but Norris slips behind Bond and hits the Chuck Norris kick out of nowhere, he falls onto top of Bond and gets the three count. Norris defeats James Bond in an excellent back and forth match. Norris applauds the crowd as the show ends.The following is what happened at the NIWA house show at the Sudbury Arena in Sudbury, Ontario on March 16th, 2009:
NIWA is coming from the Sudbury Community Arena in Sudbury, Ontario. Right now the six combatants in the Elimination Chamber Match at St. Patrick's Day Beatdown are in the ring jawing at each other when "One Little Victory" by Rush hits and Mr. C.C. comes out, he has a mike in his hand.
Mr. C.C.: Now as you all know, the six of you will be competing in an Elimination Chamber at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. *Crowd Cheers* With that, that brings us to tonight. The six of you will compete in one on one matches with each other that will be determined at random. So what do you say we find out who will face each off first.
The randomizer goes in action and Link is shown on the titantron
Mr. C.C.: So Link is up first for tonight’s action. Let’s see who Link will face.
Zangief: You since I know that I won’t be selected, I’ll just head for the back.
He starts to leave the ring the fans start booing him. The randomizer goes in action and Zangief appears on the screen, it going to be Link vs. Zangief to open the night. Zangief looks at the titantron in shock. Terrell Owens walks up to Zangief as the rest leave the ring.
T.O.: Sucks to be you!
The crowd gives Owens a pop showing that everyone is against the champion.
Non-Title Match
Link vs. NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief
Zangief wastes no time as he starts pounding away at Link with clubbing shots to the back and into a Gutwrench Suplex. Zangief picks up Link and Irish Whips Link hard into the corner taking Link down. Zangief then Irish Whips Link off the ropes, Zangief goes for a Back Body Drop but Link turns it into a Running DDT, cover but not even a one. Link starts punching away at Zangief, comes off the ropes but Zangief hits Link with a body attack, cover and a two count. Zangief pushes Link back into the corner and gives a couple Knee Lifts into Link’s ribs. Zangief puts Link on the top turnbuckle, it looks like he’s going for a Super Belly to Belly, but Link pushes Zangief off the ropes to the mat and Link hits with his Vicious Headbutt, cover and a two count. It looks like Link tries to lock on the Triforce Lock but Zangief throws Link to the corner. Zangief charges at Link, but Link Drop Toe Holds Zangief into the turnbuckle and rolls up Zangief for a three. The crowd goes nuts and Zangief can’t believe it. The NIWA World Heavyweight Champion just got pinned in three minutes. Zangief is going crazy as Link heads to the back victorious.
Backstage JTH looks a TV at what just happened at starts laughing hysterically.
Wario & Waluigi vs. American Idol’s Cowell & Jackson
Waluigi starts the match with Simon Cowell. Waluigi starts with a quick go behind into a Hammerlock, Cowell breaks out with a elbow with Waluigi fighting back with clubs to the back and then a headlock, Cowell pushes Waluigi off the ropes, Waluigi tries to do a flying attack but he’s too small and just bounces off of Simon Cowell, Cowell proceeds to give Waluigi the thumbs down and another Shoulder Block, Cowell then takes a free shot at Wario knocking him off the apron, then a forearm shot taking Waluigi down. Waluigi gets up next to Randy Jackson who takes a shot at Waluigi which gets the referee’s attention. With the ref distracted, Wario gets in the ring Chop Blocks Simon in the back of the left leg and Cowell goes down Wario rolls back out of the ring. Waluigi puts Cowell in the corner and gives a couple knuckle shots to the calf and then wraps Cowell’s leg on the rope and starts wrenching it in the ropes. Cowell punches Waluigi to break to hold, Cowell starts firing back with rights and lefts, he goes for a kick, but Waluigi grabs Cowell’s leg and gives him a Dragon Screw Leg Whip takedown. Waluigi drags Cowell to his corner and tags Wario and holds Cowell’s leg on the bottom rope. Wario on the outside on the apron leg drops Cowell’s leg and it wraps around the rope and Cowell is in obvious pain. Wario gets in the ring and starts kicking away at Cowell’s leg but Cowell to come back with more lefts and rights comes off the ropes and a double clothesline and both men are down. Both men are reaching for tags, Cowell tags in Jackson but Wario does not. Randy Jackson starts beating down Wario, Waluigi gets in the ring and gets the same thing and is taken to the outside. Jackson turns around and Wario kicks him in the gut and sets up for the Garlic Bomb, but Simon Cowell charges at him. Wario sees him and throws him over the top rope with his attention to Cowell. Jackson reverse rolls up Wario, the referee is trying to get Cowell back to his corner so Waluigi is able to get in the ring and dropkicks Jackson in the back of the head and Wario is able to shift into the pinning rollup position and referee sees the cover and counts the three. The Warios cheat to steal a win.
After the match The Brothers comes down and lay out The Warios. Mario tells Luigi to get something under the ring. Luigi goes to the outside, lifts up the apron trim. Luigi pulls out a Ladder. Mario and Luigi grab a side of the and battering ram the Warios with the Ladder. Mario grabs a mic
Mario: At St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown, the NIWA World Tag Team Championship match will involve what we have in our hands right now... a ladder. That's right, it will be a Ladder Match. So Warios, prepare to suffer and when St. Patrick's Day Beatdown is over, we will walk out the NIWA World Tag Team Champions!
Ron Burgundy is backstage with a guest.
Burgundy: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me at this time is the #1 contender for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship, Jackie Chan. *Crowd cheers* Jackie later tonight, you will face Peter Pan with the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship on the line, your thoughts?
Chan: I am honored to get this chance and to know that the NIWA has the respect for me to give me such an opportunity. I will give my very best tonight.
Jet Li walks up, the crowd boos.
Li: I’d like to wish you luck in your match tonight.
Jet extends his hand out, Jackie shakes his hand.
Chan: Thank you, very much.
Chan leaves.
The randomizer appears on the titantron and reveals the next two combatants in the next match. It’s Terrell Owens on one side and “Mr. WrestleMania” JTH on the other. JTH vs. T.O. is next.
Terrell Owens w/Mike Gundy vs. “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH
The two go face to face at start talking trash with each other. Owens pushes JTH back to which he gets a big slap to the face, a series of rights by JTH to T.O.. Irish Whip and T.O. goes off the ropes, JTH goes for the Wrestlemania Kick early but Owens holds onto the ropes and ducks to the outside. JTH climbs up to the top turnbuckle and connects with a Double Axe Handle while Owens wasn’t looking and rolls Owens back into the ring. Mike Gundy runs around to where JTH is and distracts him and JTH warns Gundy off, when JTH gets back into the ring he’s met with an elbow to the back of the head. Owens picks JTH up and sends him to the corner and gives Shoulder Thrusts to the gut of JTH and then a hard Irish Whip to the opposite corner and JTH goes down, T.O. starts posing again and talking more trash. Owens gets a poke in the eyes when picking JTH up and JTH hits a neck breaker, cover, and a two count. JTH comes off the ropes and gives a falling Senton onto the ribs of T.O.. T.O. throws JTH to the outside while getting picked up and Owens gets the referee distracted. During the distraction, Mike Gundy chokes away at JTH and then throws him back in the ring. T.O. locks on a sleeper onto JTH who looks to be out. The referee lifts JTH’s arm once and it falls, second time and it falls, third time and JTH keeps his arm up, and starts pounding body shots to Owens, comes off the ropes, ducks a backhand and gives a dropkick to the knees. Then a Bionic Elbow to the top of T.O.'s head, comes off the ropes and a bulldog by JTH.. JTH then stands on top of T.O. and mocks him with the T.O. pose getting a big reaction from the fans. JTH goes for the WrestleMania Lock but Owens uses his legs to push JTH off him into the corner, Owens goes for a Shoulder Tackle, but JTH ducks out of the way and Owens goes shoulder first into the ring post, JTH then schoolboys Owens for a two count. JTH picks Owens up, but Owens turns it into a Powerslam and goes for the cover and kick out at two. JTH starts to make a comeback and with hard right hand shots to Owens face, JTH comes off the ropes, but Owens catches him in a fireman’s carry and hits a Death Valley Driver. Owens then goes to the top rope and goes for a Elbow Drop, but JTH dodges the moves, Owens quickly gets up and gets an X-Factor Facebuster from JTH. JTH is hot now, JTH now goes to the top rope, Mike Gundy gets on the apron and gets knocked down by JTH, this gives Owens time to get on the top rope, but JTH gives Owens a forearm shot and Owens goes back down to the mat and JTH hit’s the massive Elbow from the top. JTH is calling for the end, he is setting up Owens for the WrestleMania Kick, Mike Gundy again gets on the ring and gets a kick to the groin for his troubles. Owens gets up and JTH goes for the kick, but Owens turns it into a Spinebuster into the middle of the ring. T.O. is now setting up JTH for the T.O. Elbow, when he comes off the ropes and sets up for it, JTH grabs his leg and trips up Owens, JTH hooks Owens legs and flips him over and has the WrestleMania Lock on. Owens is fighting for the ropes, JTH pulls him back a bit. Owens starts crawling towards the ropes where Gundy is. Owens in a last ditch effort grabs the ropes. While the ref is trying to get JTH to break the hold, Gundy hands Owens a pair of Brass Knuckles and Owens slips them on. JTH grabs Owens for the WrestleMania Drop, but Gundy again slowly comes onto the apron and JTH sees him, JTH pushes Owens down and gives a Wrestlemania Kick to Gundy knocking him out, with the ref focusing on Gundy, when JTH turns back around Owens decks JTH with the Brass Knucks and knocks JTH out and Owens quickly tosses them out. Owens makes the cover on JTH and gets the three count. Owens goes to the outside and carries Mike Gundy to the back in victory, all be it in controversy.
Ron Burgundy is backstage once again with his next guest.
Burgundy: Joining me right now is the man who at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown will face Mr. Clean, joining me now is Blitz. *Boos* Blitz, for nearly four months now, you and Mr. Clean have been wanting to tear each other up limb from limb, but a match was never made official. Why Now?
Blitz: Why now? Apparently, the NIWA and Mr. C.C. finally decided to make this match. Trust me, I’ve been wanting to beat down Mr. Clean ever since I came here. And Mr. Clean, I guess, has finally agreed with his lawyers and the NIWA that that bald headed fag is ready for the worst beating he will ever receive in his life. And after I’m done kicking Mr. Clean’s ass all over the Air Canada Centre, whoever it is, whether it’s one of those two drunken martial arts has beens or that damn flying fairy, when I get the shot you’re looking at the next NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion cause there isn’t anyone that will stop me.
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
Jackie Chan vs. Peter Pan
The match starts with basic chain wrestling going back and forth. Pan puts Chan in a head and Chan slips out does a leg sweep takedown, Chan goes for a cover and Pan slips into a hammerlock, Chan fights out with a Drop Toe Hold into a front headlock. Pan gets up in the move and sends Chan into the ropes and tries a Monkey Flip but Chan Flips onto his feet, Chan goes for a Backdrop, but Pan flips onto his feet and does a Rolling Clutch Pin for a one count. Chan does a Headlock Takedown, Pan head scissors Chan head, Chan nip ups out of it and Pan gives a Headlock takedown with the vise versa result. Pan rams Chan into the corner and starts with Knife edge chops, Chan shifts the momentum and starts giving lightning quick body shots. The Irish Whip is reversed and Chan goes to the corner and quickly climbs up the turnbuckles as Pan charges to him, Chan jumps over top Peter Pan and gives a dropkick to the back sending Peter Pan sternum first to the buckle. Chan puts Pan in the Tree of Woe and goes to the opposite side of the ring, Chan goes for another dropkick, but Pan pulls himself up and Chan slides through and out of the ring. Pan pulls himself completely up and does a Flying Body Splash to the outside onto Jackie Chan and both men are down and the ref starts counting. Both men get in before the 10 count, Chan comes off the ropes and Pan catches and Hot Shots Chan off the ropes, cover and a two count. Pan goes for a Roundhouse, but Chan ducks and into a Roundhouse of his own. Pan goes to the corner, Chan runs to Pan trying a Monkey Flip of his own, but Pan holds Chan in place and shifts over onto the top turnbuckle. Pan attempts a Suplex, but Chan pushes Pan off who lands on his feet, when Peter Pan turns around, Chan hits with a Huricanrana, cover, and a two count. Chan is in a go behind, Pan reverse go behinds Chan and tries a Release German Suplex, but Chan lands on his feet and grabs Pan again in a go behind and hits a German Suplex with a pin and two count. Chan then attempts an Underhook Tiger Bomb, but Pan leans into it and causes Chan to fall backwards. Peter Pan goes up to the top turnbuckle to attempt You Can Fly. Chan gets up and climbs up to the top and hits with a Super Arm Drag, cover and almost a three. Jet Li then makes his way to ringside and grabs the Junior Heavyweight Championship. Chan is ready to hit a Shining Wizard on Peter Pan. Jet Li starts cheering on Chan on the outside showing him the title, Peter Pan gets up and Chan hit’s the Shining Wizard right on the button and Peter Pan is out. Chan gets up and gets walloped with the Junior Heavyweight Championship by Jet Li and the ref calls for the bell. Jet Li has a sinister look on his face, Peter Pan starts to get up and Jet Li bashes Pan with the title too and throws it to the ground saying he doesn‘t care about the title anymore, he then turns his attention back to Jackie Chan. Li picks Chan up and hits Black Mask II and then leaves the ring getting a chorus of boos from the crowd.
Burgundy finds Jet Li as he comes to the back.
Burgundy: Jet Li, why did you just do that to Jackie Chan?
Jet Li: Why? WHY? It is because I am sick of Jackie Chan getting the same opportunities as me when I am better than him. And if Jackie Chan has the guts enough to face me at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown, I’ll prove it to him and everyone else.
Jet Li walks off.
A clip is shown of the Night of Death main event between Zangief and Chuck Norris and the controversial finish.
"007" James Bond vs. Chuck Norris
James Bond immediately begins with an amateur wrestling style go behind, Norris counters out with a slip out into a hammerlock, Bond quickly flips around back into a go behind, Norris grabs the rope to force Bond to break which he does. Chuck Norris makes a move for Bond’s legs but Bond uses his amateur wrestling style grab Norris in a Headlock and spins around back into a go behind, into a Leg Trip, Bond tries to grab Norris’ ankle but Chuck evades rolls away and the two are at a stand off. Grapple into another Headlock by James Bond, Norris sends Bond into the ropes and Bond Shoulder Blocks Norris down, Bond comes off the ropes, leapfrogs over Norris and Norris throws Bond out the ring to the outside. Norris allows Bond to get back in the ring and Bond does so. Chuck kicks Bond in the gut before another grapple, Bond comes back with a European Uppercut, Chuck comes back with a right hand shot, and the two are trading back and forth Uppercuts and Punches, until Norris gets the upper hand and knocks Bond down. Norris picks Bond up and Bond quickly counters with a Snap Suplex, quick cover and a two. Bond rams Norris into the corner and pounds away at Norris somemore with more Uppercuts. Bond sends Norris to the opposite corner, Bond runs in and gets booted by Norris, Norris goes to the middle rope and hits with a Side Kick taking Bond down. More stomps by Norris, picks up Bond and Bond does a quick Fireman’s carry takedown and Bond has the upper hand again. Bond now stomps away at Norris. Bond hits more shots to the face as Norris gets to his feet, Irish Whip Bond bends down and Norris hits a straight kick to the chops. Bond in the corner and Norris starts with some body shots and Irish Whips Bond, but Bond reverses sending Norris off the ropes, Bond misses a clothesline and Norris grabs Bond from behind, Bond rolls and grabs Norris’ ankle and has the Ankle Lock on. Norris gets within a foot of the ropes and Bond pulls him back to the center of the ring. Norris comes back and grabs the bottom rope on the second effort and Bond breaks on four. Bond gives more shots to the face of Norris, Bond winds up for another and Norris Backdrops Bond over the top rope to the outside. Norris heads to the end of the ring and gets grabbed by Bond who gets tripped up and Bond drags Norris to the ring post. Bond throws Norris’ leg into the ring post, then again, then a third time and punches to the face of Norris. Bond then wraps up Norris’ legs on the ring post and gives Norris a figure four on the ring post and barely breaks on four and rolls back in the ring. Bond comes in and gives a Belly to Belly Suplex to Chuck Norris. Norris slowly gets back up and starts coming back with shots, then misses a clothesline and gets a German Suplex, Bond rolls in and hits another, then three German Suplexes, cover, and almost a three. Bond goes up to the top and attempts something but Norris gets his feet up and kicks Bond as he’s coming down and both Bond and Norris are down. Norris gets up first and then Bond shortly after, then a strong right hook from Norris takes Bond to the mat, Bond gets up and then another shot, Irish Whip and a High Jump Kick to Bond. Bond gets up and Norris connects with a Reverse Spinning Backhand, cover and a two count. Bond gets up and rakes Norris in the face, and more punches to the face and then hits the Secret Agent Slam, cover and somehow Norris is able to kick out. Bond is furious, he puts Norris in the Ankle lock again, but Norris quickly rolls into it and breaks out of it, he gets up and Bond goes for the Secret Agent Slam again, but Norris slips behind Bond and hits the Chuck Norris kick out of nowhere, he falls onto top of Bond and gets the three count. Norris defeats James Bond in an excellent back and forth match. Norris applauds the crowd as the show ends.
NIWA is coming from the Sudbury Community Arena in Sudbury, Ontario. Right now the six combatants in the Elimination Chamber Match at St. Patrick's Day Beatdown are in the
Mr. C.C.: Now as you all know, the six of you will be competing in an Elimination Chamber at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. *Crowd Cheers* With that, that brings us to tonight. The six of you will compete in one on one matches with each other that will be determined at random. So what do you say we find out who will
The randomizer goes in action and Link is shown on the titantron
Mr. C.C.: So Link is up first for tonight’s action. Let’s see who Link will face.
Zangief: You since I know that I won’t be selected, I’ll just head for the back.
He starts to leave the ring the fans start booing him. The randomizer goes in action and Zangief appears on the screen, it going to be Link vs. Zangief to open the night. Zangief looks at the titantron in shock.
T.O.: Sucks to be you!
The crowd gives Owens a pop showing that everyone is against the champion.
Non-Title Match
Link vs. NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief
Zangief wastes no time as he starts pounding away at Link with clubbing shots to the back and into a Gutwrench Suplex. Zangief picks up Link and Irish Whips Link hard into the corner taking Link down. Zangief then Irish Whips Link off the ropes, Zangief goes for a Back Body Drop but Link turns it into a Running DDT,
Backstage JTH looks a TV at what just happened at starts laughing hysterically.
Wario & Waluigi vs. American Idol’s Cowell & Jackson
Waluigi starts the match with Simon Cowell. Waluigi starts with a quick go behind into a Hammerlock, Cowell breaks out with a elbow with Waluigi fighting back with clubs to the back and then a headlock, Cowell pushes Waluigi off the ropes, Waluigi tries to do a flying attack but he’s too small and just bounces off of Simon Cowell, Cowell proceeds to give Waluigi the thumbs down and another Shoulder Block, Cowell then takes a free shot at Wario knocking him off the apron, then a forearm shot taking Waluigi down. Waluigi gets up next to Randy Jackson who takes a shot at Waluigi which gets the referee’s attention. With the ref distracted, Wario gets in the ring Chop Blocks Simon in the back of the left leg and Cowell goes down Wario rolls back out of the ring. Waluigi puts Cowell in the corner and gives a couple knuckle shots to the calf and then wraps Cowell’s leg on the rope and starts wrenching it in the ropes. Cowell punches Waluigi to break to hold, Cowell starts firing back with rights and lefts, he goes for a kick, but Waluigi grabs Cowell’s leg and gives him a Dragon Screw Leg Whip takedown. Waluigi drags Cowell to his corner and tags Wario and holds Cowell’s leg on the bottom rope. Wario on the
After the match The Super Mario Brothers comes down and lay out The Warios. Mario tells Luigi to get something under the ring. Luigi goes to the outside, lifts up the apron trim. Luigi pulls out a Ladder. Mario and Luigi grab a side of the and battering ram the Warios with the Ladder. Mario grabs a mic
Mario: At St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown, the NIWA World Tag Team Championship match will involve what we have in our hands right now... a ladder. That's right, it will be a Ladder Match. So Warios, prepare to suffer and when St. Patrick's Day Beatdown is over, we will walk out the NIWA World Tag Team Champions!
Ron Burgundy is backstage with a guest.
Burgundy: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me at this time is the #1 contender for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship, Jackie Chan. *Crowd cheers* Jackie later tonight, you will face
Chan: I am honored to get this chance and to know that the NIWA has the respect for me to give me such an opportunity. I will give my very best tonight.
Jet Li walks up, the crowd boos.
Li: I’d like to wish you luck in your match tonight.
Jet extends his hand out, Jackie shakes his hand.
Chan: Thank you, very much.
Chan leaves.
The randomizer appears on the titantron and reveals the next two combatants in the next match. It’s Terrell Owens on one side and “Mr. WrestleMania” JTH on the other. JTH vs. T.O. is next.
Terrell Owens w/Mike Gundy vs. “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH
The two go face to face at start talking trash with each other. Owens pushes JTH back to which he gets a big slap to the face, a series of rights by JTH to T.O.. Irish Whip and T.O. goes off the ropes, JTH goes for the Wrestlemania Kick early but Owens holds onto the ropes and ducks to the outside. JTH climbs up to the top turnbuckle and connects with a Double Axe Handle while Owens wasn’t looking and rolls Owens back into the ring. Mike Gundy runs around to where JTH is and distracts him and JTH warns Gundy off, when JTH gets back into the ring he’s met with an elbow to the back of the head. Owens picks JTH up and sends him to the corner and gives Shoulder Thrusts to the gut of JTH and then a hard Irish Whip to the opposite corner and JTH goes down, T.O. starts posing again and talking more trash. Owens gets a poke in the eyes when picking JTH up and JTH hits a neck breaker, cover, and a two count. JTH comes off the ropes and gives a falling Senton onto the ribs of T.O.. T.O. throws JTH to the outside while getting picked up and Owens gets the referee distracted. During the distraction, Mike Gundy chokes away at JTH and then throws him back in the ring. T.O. locks on a sleeper onto JTH who looks to be out. The referee lifts JTH’s arm once and it falls, second time and it falls, third time and JTH keeps his arm up, and starts pounding body shots to Owens, comes off the ropes, ducks a backhand and gives a dropkick to the knees. Then a Bionic Elbow to the top of T.O.'s head, comes off the ropes and a bulldog by JTH.. JTH then stands on top of T.O. and mocks him with the T.O. pose getting a big reaction from the fans. JTH goes for the WrestleMania Lock but Owens uses his legs to push JTH off him into the corner, Owens goes for a Shoulder Tackle, but JTH ducks out of the way and Owens goes shoulder first into the ring post, JTH then schoolboys Owens for a two count. JTH picks Owens up, but Owens turns it into a Powerslam and goes for the cover and kick out at two. JTH starts to make a comeback and with hard right hand shots to Owens face, JTH comes off the ropes, but Owens catches him in a fireman’s carry and hits a Death Valley Driver. Owens then goes to the top rope and goes for a Elbow Drop, but JTH dodges the moves, Owens quickly gets up and gets an X-Factor Facebuster from JTH. JTH is hot now, JTH now goes to the top rope, Mike Gundy gets on the apron and gets knocked down by JTH, this gives Owens time to get on the top rope, but JTH gives Owens a forearm shot and Owens goes back down to the mat and JTH hit’s the massive Elbow from the top. JTH is calling for the end, he is setting up Owens for the WrestleMania Kick, Mike Gundy again gets on the ring and gets a kick to the groin for his troubles. Owens gets up and JTH goes for the kick, but Owens turns it into a Spinebuster into the middle of the ring. T.O. is now setting up JTH for the T.O. Elbow, when he comes off the ropes and sets up for it, JTH grabs his leg and trips up Owens, JTH hooks Owens legs and flips him over and has the WrestleMania Lock on. Owens is fighting for the ropes, JTH pulls him back a bit. Owens starts crawling towards the ropes where Gundy is. Owens in a last ditch effort grabs the ropes. While the ref is trying to get JTH to break the hold, Gundy hands Owens a pair of Brass Knuckles and Owens slips them on. JTH grabs Owens for the WrestleMania Drop, but Gundy again slowly comes onto the apron and JTH sees him, JTH pushes Owens down and gives a Wrestlemania Kick to Gundy knocking him out, with the ref focusing on Gundy, when JTH turns back around Owens decks JTH with the Brass Knucks and knocks JTH out and Owens quickly tosses them out. Owens makes the cover on JTH and gets the three count. Owens goes to the outside and carries Mike Gundy to the back in victory, all be it in controversy.
Ron Burgundy is backstage once again with his next guest.
Burgundy: Joining me right now is the man who at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown will face Mr. Clean, joining me now is Blitz. *Boos* Blitz, for nearly four months now, you and Mr. Clean have been wanting to tear each other up limb from limb, but a match was never made official. Why Now?
Blitz: Why now? Apparently, the NIWA and Mr. C.C. finally decided to make this match. Trust me, I’ve been wanting to beat down Mr. Clean ever since I came here. And Mr. Clean, I guess, has finally agreed with his lawyers and the NIWA that that bald headed fag is ready for the worst beating he will ever receive in his life. And after I’m done kicking Mr. Clean’s ass all over the Air Canada Centre, whoever it is, whether it’s one of those two drunken martial arts has beens or that damn flying fairy, when I get the shot you’re looking at the next NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion cause there isn’t anyone that will stop me.
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
Jackie Chan vs. Peter Pan
The match starts with basic chain wrestling going back and forth. Pan puts Chan in a head and Chan slips out does a leg sweep takedown, Chan goes for a cover and Pan slips into a hammerlock, Chan fights out with a Drop Toe Hold into a front headlock. Pan gets up in the move and sends Chan into the ropes and tries a Monkey Flip but Chan Flips onto his feet, Chan goes for a Backdrop, but Pan flips onto his feet and does a Rolling Clutch Pin for a one count. Chan does a Headlock Takedown, Pan head scissors Chan head, Chan nip ups out of it and Pan gives a Headlock takedown with the vise versa result. Pan rams Chan into the corner and starts with Knife edge chops, Chan shifts the momentum and starts giving lightning quick body shots. The Irish Whip is reversed and Chan goes to the corner and quickly climbs up the turnbuckles as Pan charges to him, Chan jumps over top Peter Pan and gives a dropkick to the back sending Peter Pan sternum first to the buckle. Chan puts Pan in the Tree of Woe and goes to the opposite side of the ring, Chan goes for another dropkick, but Pan pulls himself up and Chan slides through and out of the ring. Pan pulls himself completely up and does a Flying Body Splash to the outside onto Jackie Chan and both men are down and the ref starts counting. Both men get in before the 10 count, Chan comes off the ropes and Pan catches and Hot Shots Chan off the ropes, cover and a two count. Pan goes for a Roundhouse, but Chan ducks and into a Roundhouse of his own. Pan goes to the corner, Chan runs to Pan trying a Monkey Flip of his own, but Pan holds Chan in place and shifts over onto the top turnbuckle. Pan attempts a Suplex, but Chan pushes Pan off who lands on his feet, when Peter Pan turns around, Chan hits with a Huricanrana, cover, and a two count. Chan is in a go behind, Pan reverse go behinds Chan and tries a Release German Suplex, but Chan lands on his feet and grabs Pan again in a go behind and hits a German Suplex with a pin and two count. Chan then attempts an Underhook Tiger Bomb, but Pan leans into it and causes Chan to fall backwards. Peter Pan goes up to the top turnbuckle to attempt You Can Fly. Chan gets up and climbs up to the top and hits with a Super Arm Drag, cover and almost a three. Jet Li then makes his way to ringside and grabs the Junior Heavyweight Championship. Chan is ready to hit a Shining Wizard on Peter Pan. Jet Li starts cheering on Chan on the outside showing him the title, Peter Pan gets up and Chan hit’s the Shining Wizard right on the button and Peter Pan is out. Chan gets up and gets walloped with the Junior Heavyweight Championship by Jet Li and the ref calls for the bell. Jet Li has a sinister look on his face, Peter Pan starts to get up and Jet Li bashes Pan with the title too and throws it to the ground saying he doesn‘t care about the title anymore, he then turns his attention back to Jackie Chan. Li picks Chan up and hits Black Mask II and then leaves the ring getting a chorus of boos from the crowd.
Burgundy finds Jet Li as he comes to the back.
Burgundy: Jet Li, why did you just do that to Jackie Chan?
Jet Li: Why? WHY? It is because I am sick of Jackie Chan getting the same opportunities as me when I am better than him. And if Jackie Chan has the guts enough to face me at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown, I’ll prove it to him and everyone else.
Jet Li walks off.
A clip is shown of the Night of Death main event between Zangief and Chuck Norris and the controversial finish.
"007" James Bond vs. Chuck Norris
James Bond immediately begins with an amateur wrestling style go behind, Norris counters out with a slip out into a hammerlock, Bond quickly flips around back into a go behind, Norris grabs the rope to force Bond to break which he does. Chuck Norris makes a move for Bond’s legs but Bond uses his amateur wrestling style grab Norris in a Headlock and spins around back into a go behind, into a Leg Trip, Bond tries to grab Norris’ ankle but Chuck evades rolls away and the two are at a stand off. Grapple into another Headlock by James Bond, Norris sends Bond into the ropes and Bond Shoulder Blocks Norris down, Bond comes off the ropes, leapfrogs over Norris and Norris throws Bond out the ring to the outside. Norris allows Bond to get back in the ring and Bond does so. Chuck kicks Bond in the gut before another grapple, Bond comes back with a European Uppercut, Chuck comes back with a right hand shot, and the two are trading back and forth Uppercuts and Punches, until Norris gets the upper hand and knocks Bond down. Norris picks Bond up and Bond quickly counters with a Snap Suplex, quick cover and a two. Bond rams Norris into the corner and pounds away at Norris somemore with more Uppercuts. Bond sends Norris to the opposite corner, Bond runs in and gets booted by Norris, Norris goes to the middle rope and hits with a Side Kick taking Bond down. More stomps by Norris, picks up Bond and Bond does a quick Fireman’s carry takedown and Bond has the upper hand again. Bond now stomps away at Norris. Bond hits more shots to the face as Norris gets to his feet, Irish Whip Bond bends down and Norris hits a straight kick to the chops. Bond in the corner and Norris starts with some body shots and Irish Whips Bond, but Bond reverses sending Norris off the ropes, Bond misses a clothesline and Norris grabs Bond from behind, Bond rolls and grabs Norris’ ankle and has the Ankle Lock on. Norris gets within a foot of the ropes and Bond pulls him back to the center of the ring. Norris comes back and grabs the bottom rope on the second effort and Bond breaks on four. Bond gives more shots to the face of Norris, Bond winds up for another and Norris Backdrops Bond over the top rope to the outside. Norris heads to the end of the ring and gets grabbed by Bond who gets tripped up and Bond drags Norris to the ring post. Bond throws Norris’ leg into the ring post, then again, then a third time and punches to the face of Norris. Bond then wraps up Norris’ legs on the ring post and gives Norris a figure four on the ring post and barely breaks on four and rolls back in the ring. Bond comes in and gives a Belly to Belly Suplex to Chuck Norris. Norris slowly gets back up and starts coming back with shots, then misses a clothesline and gets a German Suplex, Bond rolls in and hits another, then three German Suplexes, cover, and almost a three. Bond goes up to the top and attempts something but Norris gets his feet up and kicks Bond as he’s coming down and both Bond and Norris are down. Norris gets up first and then Bond shortly after, then a strong right hook from Norris takes Bond to the mat, Bond gets up and then another shot, Irish Whip and a High Jump Kick to Bond. Bond gets up and Norris connects with a Reverse Spinning Backhand, cover and a two count. Bond gets up and rakes Norris in the face, and more punches to the face and then hits the Secret Agent Slam, cover and somehow Norris is able to kick out. Bond is furious, he puts Norris in the Ankle lock again, but Norris quickly rolls into it and breaks out of it, he gets up and Bond goes for the Secret Agent Slam again, but Norris slips behind Bond and hits the Chuck Norris kick out of nowhere, he falls onto top of Bond and gets the three count. Norris defeats James Bond in an excellent back and forth match. Norris applauds the crowd as the show ends.The following is what happened at the NIWA house show at the Sudbury Arena in Sudbury, Ontario on March 16th, 2009:
NIWA is coming from the Sudbury Community Arena in Sudbury, Ontario. Right now the six combatants in the Elimination Chamber Match at St. Patrick's Day Beatdown are in the ring jawing at each other when "One Little Victory" by Rush hits and Mr. C.C. comes out, he has a mike in his hand.
Mr. C.C.: Now as you all know, the six of you will be competing in an Elimination Chamber at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. *Crowd Cheers* With that, that brings us to tonight. The six of you will compete in one on one matches with each other that will be determined at random. So what do you say we find out who will face each off first.
The randomizer goes in action and Link is shown on the titantron
Mr. C.C.: So Link is up first for tonight’s action. Let’s see who Link will face.
Zangief: You since I know that I won’t be selected, I’ll just head for the back.
He starts to leave the ring the fans start booing him. The randomizer goes in action and Zangief appears on the screen, it going to be Link vs. Zangief to open the night. Zangief looks at the titantron in shock. Terrell Owens walks up to Zangief as the rest leave the ring.
T.O.: Sucks to be you!
The crowd gives Owens a pop showing that everyone is against the champion.
Non-Title Match
Link vs. NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief
Zangief wastes no time as he starts pounding away at Link with clubbing shots to the back and into a Gutwrench Suplex. Zangief picks up Link and Irish Whips Link hard into the corner taking Link down. Zangief then Irish Whips Link off the ropes, Zangief goes for a Back Body Drop but Link turns it into a Running DDT, cover but not even a one. Link starts punching away at Zangief, comes off the ropes but Zangief hits Link with a body attack, cover and a two count. Zangief pushes Link back into the corner and gives a couple Knee Lifts into Link’s ribs. Zangief puts Link on the top turnbuckle, it looks like he’s going for a Super Belly to Belly, but Link pushes Zangief off the ropes to the mat and Link hits with his Vicious Headbutt, cover and a two count. It looks like Link tries to lock on the Triforce Lock but Zangief throws Link to the corner. Zangief charges at Link, but Link Drop Toe Holds Zangief into the turnbuckle and rolls up Zangief for a three. The crowd goes nuts and Zangief can’t believe it. The NIWA World Heavyweight Champion just got pinned in three minutes. Zangief is going crazy as Link heads to the back victorious.
Backstage JTH looks a TV at what just happened at starts laughing hysterically.
Wario & Waluigi vs. American Idol’s Cowell & Jackson
Waluigi starts the match with Simon Cowell. Waluigi starts with a quick go behind into a Hammerlock, Cowell breaks out with a elbow with Waluigi fighting back with clubs to the back and then a headlock, Cowell pushes Waluigi off the ropes, Waluigi tries to do a flying attack but he’s too small and just bounces off of Simon Cowell, Cowell proceeds to give Waluigi the thumbs down and another Shoulder Block, Cowell then takes a free shot at Wario knocking him off the apron, then a forearm shot taking Waluigi down. Waluigi gets up next to Randy Jackson who takes a shot at Waluigi which gets the referee’s attention. With the ref distracted, Wario gets in the ring Chop Blocks Simon in the back of the left leg and Cowell goes down Wario rolls back out of the ring. Waluigi puts Cowell in the corner and gives a couple knuckle shots to the calf and then wraps Cowell’s leg on the rope and starts wrenching it in the ropes. Cowell punches Waluigi to break to hold, Cowell starts firing back with rights and lefts, he goes for a kick, but Waluigi grabs Cowell’s leg and gives him a Dragon Screw Leg Whip takedown. Waluigi drags Cowell to his corner and tags Wario and holds Cowell’s leg on the bottom rope. Wario on the outside on the apron leg drops Cowell’s leg and it wraps around the rope and Cowell is in obvious pain. Wario gets in the ring and starts kicking away at Cowell’s leg but Cowell to come back with more lefts and rights comes off the ropes and a double clothesline and both men are down. Both men are reaching for tags, Cowell tags in Jackson but Wario does not. Randy Jackson starts beating down Wario, Waluigi gets in the ring and gets the same thing and is taken to the outside. Jackson turns around and Wario kicks him in the gut and sets up for the Garlic Bomb, but Simon Cowell charges at him. Wario sees him and throws him over the top rope with his attention to Cowell. Jackson reverse rolls up Wario, the referee is trying to get Cowell back to his corner so Waluigi is able to get in the ring and dropkicks Jackson in the back of the head and Wario is able to shift into the pinning rollup position and referee sees the cover and counts the three. The Warios cheat to steal a win.
After the match The Brothers comes down and lay out The Warios. Mario tells Luigi to get something under the ring. Luigi goes to the outside, lifts up the apron trim. Luigi pulls out a Ladder. Mario and Luigi grab a side of the and battering ram the Warios with the Ladder. Mario grabs a mic
Mario: At St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown, the NIWA World Tag Team Championship match will involve what we have in our hands right now... a ladder. That's right, it will be a Ladder Match. So Warios, prepare to suffer and when St. Patrick's Day Beatdown is over, we will walk out the NIWA World Tag Team Champions!
Ron Burgundy is backstage with a guest.
Burgundy: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me at this time is the #1 contender for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship, Jackie Chan. *Crowd cheers* Jackie later tonight, you will face Peter Pan with the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship on the line, your thoughts?
Chan: I am honored to get this chance and to know that the NIWA has the respect for me to give me such an opportunity. I will give my very best tonight.
Jet Li walks up, the crowd boos.
Li: I’d like to wish you luck in your match tonight.
Jet extends his hand out, Jackie shakes his hand.
Chan: Thank you, very much.
Chan leaves.
The randomizer appears on the titantron and reveals the next two combatants in the next match. It’s Terrell Owens on one side and “Mr. WrestleMania” JTH on the other. JTH vs. T.O. is next.
Terrell Owens w/Mike Gundy vs. “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH
The two go face to face at start talking trash with each other. Owens pushes JTH back to which he gets a big slap to the face, a series of rights by JTH to T.O.. Irish Whip and T.O. goes off the ropes, JTH goes for the Wrestlemania Kick early but Owens holds onto the ropes and ducks to the outside. JTH climbs up to the top turnbuckle and connects with a Double Axe Handle while Owens wasn’t looking and rolls Owens back into the ring. Mike Gundy runs around to where JTH is and distracts him and JTH warns Gundy off, when JTH gets back into the ring he’s met with an elbow to the back of the head. Owens picks JTH up and sends him to the corner and gives Shoulder Thrusts to the gut of JTH and then a hard Irish Whip to the opposite corner and JTH goes down, T.O. starts posing again and talking more trash. Owens gets a poke in the eyes when picking JTH up and JTH hits a neck breaker, cover, and a two count. JTH comes off the ropes and gives a falling Senton onto the ribs of T.O.. T.O. throws JTH to the outside while getting picked up and Owens gets the referee distracted. During the distraction, Mike Gundy chokes away at JTH and then throws him back in the ring. T.O. locks on a sleeper onto JTH who looks to be out. The referee lifts JTH’s arm once and it falls, second time and it falls, third time and JTH keeps his arm up, and starts pounding body shots to Owens, comes off the ropes, ducks a backhand and gives a dropkick to the knees. Then a Bionic Elbow to the top of T.O.'s head, comes off the ropes and a bulldog by JTH.. JTH then stands on top of T.O. and mocks him with the T.O. pose getting a big reaction from the fans. JTH goes for the WrestleMania Lock but Owens uses his legs to push JTH off him into the corner, Owens goes for a Shoulder Tackle, but JTH ducks out of the way and Owens goes shoulder first into the ring post, JTH then schoolboys Owens for a two count. JTH picks Owens up, but Owens turns it into a Powerslam and goes for the cover and kick out at two. JTH starts to make a comeback and with hard right hand shots to Owens face, JTH comes off the ropes, but Owens catches him in a fireman’s carry and hits a Death Valley Driver. Owens then goes to the top rope and goes for a Elbow Drop, but JTH dodges the moves, Owens quickly gets up and gets an X-Factor Facebuster from JTH. JTH is hot now, JTH now goes to the top rope, Mike Gundy gets on the apron and gets knocked down by JTH, this gives Owens time to get on the top rope, but JTH gives Owens a forearm shot and Owens goes back down to the mat and JTH hit’s the massive Elbow from the top. JTH is calling for the end, he is setting up Owens for the WrestleMania Kick, Mike Gundy again gets on the ring and gets a kick to the groin for his troubles. Owens gets up and JTH goes for the kick, but Owens turns it into a Spinebuster into the middle of the ring. T.O. is now setting up JTH for the T.O. Elbow, when he comes off the ropes and sets up for it, JTH grabs his leg and trips up Owens, JTH hooks Owens legs and flips him over and has the WrestleMania Lock on. Owens is fighting for the ropes, JTH pulls him back a bit. Owens starts crawling towards the ropes where Gundy is. Owens in a last ditch effort grabs the ropes. While the ref is trying to get JTH to break the hold, Gundy hands Owens a pair of Brass Knuckles and Owens slips them on. JTH grabs Owens for the WrestleMania Drop, but Gundy again slowly comes onto the apron and JTH sees him, JTH pushes Owens down and gives a Wrestlemania Kick to Gundy knocking him out, with the ref focusing on Gundy, when JTH turns back around Owens decks JTH with the Brass Knucks and knocks JTH out and Owens quickly tosses them out. Owens makes the cover on JTH and gets the three count. Owens goes to the outside and carries Mike Gundy to the back in victory, all be it in controversy.
Ron Burgundy is backstage once again with his next guest.
Burgundy: Joining me right now is the man who at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown will face Mr. Clean, joining me now is Blitz. *Boos* Blitz, for nearly four months now, you and Mr. Clean have been wanting to tear each other up limb from limb, but a match was never made official. Why Now?
Blitz: Why now? Apparently, the NIWA and Mr. C.C. finally decided to make this match. Trust me, I’ve been wanting to beat down Mr. Clean ever since I came here. And Mr. Clean, I guess, has finally agreed with his lawyers and the NIWA that that bald headed fag is ready for the worst beating he will ever receive in his life. And after I’m done kicking Mr. Clean’s ass all over the Air Canada Centre, whoever it is, whether it’s one of those two drunken martial arts has beens or that damn flying fairy, when I get the shot you’re looking at the next NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion cause there isn’t anyone that will stop me.
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
Jackie Chan vs. Peter Pan
The match starts with basic chain wrestling going back and forth. Pan puts Chan in a head and Chan slips out does a leg sweep takedown, Chan goes for a cover and Pan slips into a hammerlock, Chan fights out with a Drop Toe Hold into a front headlock. Pan gets up in the move and sends Chan into the ropes and tries a Monkey Flip but Chan Flips onto his feet, Chan goes for a Backdrop, but Pan flips onto his feet and does a Rolling Clutch Pin for a one count. Chan does a Headlock Takedown, Pan head scissors Chan head, Chan nip ups out of it and Pan gives a Headlock takedown with the vise versa result. Pan rams Chan into the corner and starts with Knife edge chops, Chan shifts the momentum and starts giving lightning quick body shots. The Irish Whip is reversed and Chan goes to the corner and quickly climbs up the turnbuckles as Pan charges to him, Chan jumps over top Peter Pan and gives a dropkick to the back sending Peter Pan sternum first to the buckle. Chan puts Pan in the Tree of Woe and goes to the opposite side of the ring, Chan goes for another dropkick, but Pan pulls himself up and Chan slides through and out of the ring. Pan pulls himself completely up and does a Flying Body Splash to the outside onto Jackie Chan and both men are down and the ref starts counting. Both men get in before the 10 count, Chan comes off the ropes and Pan catches and Hot Shots Chan off the ropes, cover and a two count. Pan goes for a Roundhouse, but Chan ducks and into a Roundhouse of his own. Pan goes to the corner, Chan runs to Pan trying a Monkey Flip of his own, but Pan holds Chan in place and shifts over onto the top turnbuckle. Pan attempts a Suplex, but Chan pushes Pan off who lands on his feet, when Peter Pan turns around, Chan hits with a Huricanrana, cover, and a two count. Chan is in a go behind, Pan reverse go behinds Chan and tries a Release German Suplex, but Chan lands on his feet and grabs Pan again in a go behind and hits a German Suplex with a pin and two count. Chan then attempts an Underhook Tiger Bomb, but Pan leans into it and causes Chan to fall backwards. Peter Pan goes up to the top turnbuckle to attempt You Can Fly. Chan gets up and climbs up to the top and hits with a Super Arm Drag, cover and almost a three. Jet Li then makes his way to ringside and grabs the Junior Heavyweight Championship. Chan is ready to hit a Shining Wizard on Peter Pan. Jet Li starts cheering on Chan on the outside showing him the title, Peter Pan gets up and Chan hit’s the Shining Wizard right on the button and Peter Pan is out. Chan gets up and gets walloped with the Junior Heavyweight Championship by Jet Li and the ref calls for the bell. Jet Li has a sinister look on his face, Peter Pan starts to get up and Jet Li bashes Pan with the title too and throws it to the ground saying he doesn‘t care about the title anymore, he then turns his attention back to Jackie Chan. Li picks Chan up and hits Black Mask II and then leaves the ring getting a chorus of boos from the crowd.
Burgundy finds Jet Li as he comes to the back.
Burgundy: Jet Li, why did you just do that to Jackie Chan?
Jet Li: Why? WHY? It is because I am sick of Jackie Chan getting the same opportunities as me when I am better than him. And if Jackie Chan has the guts enough to face me at St. Patrick’s Day Beatdown, I’ll prove it to him and everyone else.
Jet Li walks off.
A clip is shown of the Night of Death main event between Zangief and Chuck Norris and the controversial finish.
"007" James Bond vs. Chuck Norris
James Bond immediately begins with an amateur wrestling style go behind, Norris counters out with a slip out into a hammerlock, Bond quickly flips around back into a go behind, Norris grabs the rope to force Bond to break which he does. Chuck Norris makes a move for Bond’s legs but Bond uses his amateur wrestling style grab Norris in a Headlock and spins around back into a go behind, into a Leg Trip, Bond tries to grab Norris’ ankle but Chuck evades rolls away and the two are at a stand off. Grapple into another Headlock by James Bond, Norris sends Bond into the ropes and Bond Shoulder Blocks Norris down, Bond comes off the ropes, leapfrogs over Norris and Norris throws Bond out the ring to the outside. Norris allows Bond to get back in the ring and Bond does so. Chuck kicks Bond in the gut before another grapple, Bond comes back with a European Uppercut, Chuck comes back with a right hand shot, and the two are trading back and forth Uppercuts and Punches, until Norris gets the upper hand and knocks Bond down. Norris picks Bond up and Bond quickly counters with a Snap Suplex, quick cover and a two. Bond rams Norris into the corner and pounds away at Norris somemore with more Uppercuts. Bond sends Norris to the opposite corner, Bond runs in and gets booted by Norris, Norris goes to the middle rope and hits with a Side Kick taking Bond down. More stomps by Norris, picks up Bond and Bond does a quick Fireman’s carry takedown and Bond has the upper hand again. Bond now stomps away at Norris. Bond hits more shots to the face as Norris gets to his feet, Irish Whip Bond bends down and Norris hits a straight kick to the chops. Bond in the corner and Norris starts with some body shots and Irish Whips Bond, but Bond reverses sending Norris off the ropes, Bond misses a clothesline and Norris grabs Bond from behind, Bond rolls and grabs Norris’ ankle and has the Ankle Lock on. Norris gets within a foot of the ropes and Bond pulls him back to the center of the ring. Norris comes back and grabs the bottom rope on the second effort and Bond breaks on four. Bond gives more shots to the face of Norris, Bond winds up for another and Norris Backdrops Bond over the top rope to the outside. Norris heads to the end of the ring and gets grabbed by Bond who gets tripped up and Bond drags Norris to the ring post. Bond throws Norris’ leg into the ring post, then again, then a third time and punches to the face of Norris. Bond then wraps up Norris’ legs on the ring post and gives Norris a figure four on the ring post and barely breaks on four and rolls back in the ring. Bond comes in and gives a Belly to Belly Suplex to Chuck Norris. Norris slowly gets back up and starts coming back with shots, then misses a clothesline and gets a German Suplex, Bond rolls in and hits another, then three German Suplexes, cover, and almost a three. Bond goes up to the top and attempts something but Norris gets his feet up and kicks Bond as he’s coming down and both Bond and Norris are down. Norris gets up first and then Bond shortly after, then a strong right hook from Norris takes Bond to the mat, Bond gets up and then another shot, Irish Whip and a High Jump Kick to Bond. Bond gets up and Norris connects with a Reverse Spinning Backhand, cover and a two count. Bond gets up and rakes Norris in the face, and more punches to the face and then hits the Secret Agent Slam, cover and somehow Norris is able to kick out. Bond is furious, he puts Norris in the Ankle lock again, but Norris quickly rolls into it and breaks out of it, he gets up and Bond goes for the Secret Agent Slam again, but Norris slips behind Bond and hits the Chuck Norris kick out of nowhere, he falls onto top of Bond and gets the three count. Norris defeats James Bond in an excellent back and forth match. Norris applauds the crowd as the show ends.
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