Annual Annihilation Tour
Mile One Centre
St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador
Saturday, May 23rd, 2009


Voices by Rev Theory hits. The crowd boos as Blitz steps onto the entrance stage. He has a pissed off look on his face. He taunts the crowd before continuing. He waves off the fans as he continues to the ring. Blitz walks ups the steel ring steps and enters the ring. He taunts the crowd again, than asks for a mic, he points to the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship around his waist, than begins to speak.

Blitz: Three days ago a certain someone, a certain pest, a certain bug stuck his nose in something that it didn't belong in. Spider-Man chose to do something he should never have done. He hit me with a top rope springboard body splash while I was lying prone on a table. That was the biggest mistake of your life Spider-Man. You think you may have one upped me, but no. All you did was enrage and anger me. I am standing right here Spider-Man. So bring your ass because we don't have to wait till Annualversary. We can get it on right now.

The Spider-Man song by Areosmith hits. The crowd explodes cheering for Spider-Man who steps onto the entrance stage. The crowd is deafening. Spider-Man poses to the crowd before continuing to make his way to the ring. Spider-Man walks up the steel steps and gets in the ring. He asks for a mic and begins to speak

Spider-Man: Blitz, I am not a dumb as you look. I am not going to fight you tonight. You see, whenver someone gets the upper hand you get your goonies to come to your rescue because we know you can't handle it. This will have to wait till Annualversary because either way I am taking that belt.

Blitz holds up the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship.

Blitz: This belt?

Spider-Man: Yes, that belt.

Blitz: You will always look, but never touch. You are not good enough and talented to beat me to be able to touch this. So all you have is a pipe dream. Now go back to your web and think about how will never and I mean EVER win and hold this belt.

Spider-Man: You seem pretty cocky for a guy who I splattered through a table at the last show. If the last show is any indication, I will be walk out the NEW NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion!

Blitz attempts to lay out Spider-Man with the title belt, but Spider-Man ducks and is laying into Blitz with a flurry of punches. Prince Of Persia hits the ring and jumps Spider-Man from behind. Even though Blitz and The Prince may not like each other they beat down Spider-Man. The crowd erupts as Georges St. Pierre hits the ring to help Spider-Man even the odds, but Terrell Owens hits the ring and it is a three on two beat down. The crowd erupts as Peter Pan hits the ring. He evens the odds and throws Prince Of Persia to the outside. Pan than throws his opponent at Annualversary Terrell Owens to the outside. Pan goes for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion, but he barely escapes. Pan motions to Blitz that he was this close. Pan than goes to check on St. Pierre and Spider-Man to see if they are ok.

Non-Title Match
NIWA World Women's Champion Xena Warrior Princess vs. Paula Abdul

Paula Abdul tries to get the upper hand with a flurry of quick offense to no avail. Xena Warrior Princess quickly reverses the Irish whip into a huge short arm clothesline taking Abdul to mat, cover, and a two count. Xena grabs Abdul and hits a hard sidewalk slam. Xena whips Abdul off the ropes and nails Abdul in the face with a big boot, pin, and Xena pulls Abdul up before the count of three. Xena has a look of "I am not done with her yet." Xena lays into Abdul with a number of clubbing blows to the back, scoop, and a slam followed by a leg drop, pin, and again Xena pulls Abdul up before the count of three. Xena lands a kick to the gut of Abdul, hits a pumphandle bomb, pin, and once again pulls up Abdul before the count of three. Xena lands another kick to the gut of Abdul leaving her hunched over in the center of the ring, bounces off the ropes, and hits a yakuza kick to the side of Abdul's head. Xena is perched in the corner waiting for Abdul to get to her feet. Abdul is slow to her feet, turns around, Xena hits the Xena Spear, pin, and a three count in a dominating victory.

Vanna White is standing by with Jet Li

Vanna: My guest at this time is Jet Li. Your match is next and rumor has it you are going to show Jackie Chan again why he shouldn't have done what he did at Clash Of The Titans. Your thoughts?

Jet: Vanna, all those people are correct. In my match up next I will show Jackie Chan what will happen when we face off against each other. He will realise that he should never have done what he did to me. I will beat him like I will my next opponent. Jackie Chan made the biggest mistake of his life and he is going to pay. Jackie you watch closely because if you don't it will be me getting the 1... 2... 3!

Jet Li leaves the interview area and heads to the ring for his next match

Jet Li vs. Gargamel
Gargamel tries to get the upper hand in the match trying to cut off Jet Li before his gets in the ring. Gargamel lays into Li with a number of punches. Li lands a shoulder to the gut of Gargamel, Li lands a kick to the side of Gargamel's head. Li hits a springboard dropkick taking Gargamel down, pin, and a two count. Li whips Gargamel into the corner, Li runs at Gargamel hitting a clothesline, than turns it into a running bulldog, pin, and a two count. Li whips Gargamel off the ropes and hits a sidewalk slam, pin, and a two count. Li whips Gargamel into the corner and takes him to the mat with a dropkick. Li goes to the ring apron and hits a springboard elbow drop, pin, and a two count. Li whips Gargamel off the ropes and hits a snap power slam. Li is taunting the crowd like he has the match under control. The crowd responds with boos towards Jet Li. Li than turns his attention back to Gargamel, he goes to grab Gargamel, but Gargamel lands a punch to the gut of Li. Li lands a clubbing to the back, but Gargamel lands a few more punches to the gut of Li. Li than lands a few knees to the head of Gargamel. Li lands a knee to the gut of Gargamel in the center of the ring leaving him hunched over, Li bounces off the ropes and lands a knee to the side of Gargamel's head. Li waits for Gargamel to get to his feet, Gargamel slowly gets to his feet, Li hits Black Mask II, and gets the three.

Li raises his arms in victory, than asks for a mic.

Jet: Jackie Chan, you see my dominance? When we face off against each other, that will be me dominating you! I will decide when I am doning beating your ass because you will pay for costing me the Money In The Bank match at Clash Of The Titans. You will pay for that mistake, than you will know never do that again! I will give you one last look at what will happen.

Jet Li grabs Gargamel and hits the Black Mask. He has the Lion Tamer locked in tightly. Li is not letting go of the submission move. Jackie Chan hits the ring and starts laying into Li will some palm heel thrusts getting the better of Li. Li starts coming back, but can't over come Chan's onslaught. Li wisely gets of the ring and starts walking up the entrance ramp. Chan taunts Li as Li heads to the back mad.

Sonya Blade vs. Pauline
Ref: Big John McCarthy

The bells sounds to signal the start of the match. The both lock up and Sonya Blade backs Pauline into the corner, but Pauline reverses it and puts Sonya in the corner. Big John asks for a clean break, but they are not breaking. He tries to get in between them to seperate them, this give Pauline the opportunity to rake the eyes of Sonya, than land a few punches to the side of the Sonya's head. Big John asks Pauline if she went to the eyes, but she acts innocent like she didn't do anything wrong. Pauline walks over to Sonya and lands some kicks to the gut of of Sonya. Pauline whips Sonya off the ropes, hits a tilt-a-whirl back breaker, pin, and a two count. Pauline snap mares Sonya to the mat, lands a stiff to the back of Sonya, and you can see the pain etched on her face. Pauline locks Sonya in a bow and arrow submission. Big John is in perfect position to see if Sonya submits. Pauline yells at Big John to ask Sonya if she submits. Big John asks Sonya is she submits, but she is saying no. Pauline inovatively starts rolling over with Sonya still locked in the bow and arrow, pin, and a two count. Pauline whips Sonya off the ropes, hits a sidewalk slam, snap mares Sonya to the mat, than lands a low dropkick to the face of Sonya. Pauline starts stomping away on the body of Sonya. Pauline grabs Sonya and hangs her up in the reverse tree of woe, Pauline is in the opposite corner, runs at Sonya and hits her with a handspring dropkick, Pauline pulls Sonya into the middle of the ring, pin, and a two count. Pauline is arguing with the ref that it should have been a three count, but Big John is telling her that Sonya got a shoulder off the mat. Pauline turns her attention back to Sonya, but Sonya rolls up Pauline in a small package, but only a two count. Both are to their feet and Pauline takes down Sonya with a clothesline. Pauline grabs Sonya and locks in a rear chin lock. Big John is in position to make sure the rear chin lock doesn't slip into choke. Pauline locks it in tighter and Big John is still checking to make sure it doesn't slip into a choke. Pauline yells at Big John to check if Sonya is out. Big John raises Sonya's arm once, it falls, raises it a second time, it falls, raises it a third, but it doesn't fall. Sonya is showing signs of life. Sonya is getting to her feet, she lands a few elbows to the gut of Pauline, than hits a jaw breaker. Sonya is getting a second wind, she takes Pauline down with a flurry of clotheslines. A scoop slam sends Pauline to the mat, followed by a leg drop to the chest of Pauline, pin, and a two count. Sonya ducks the clothesline attempt by Pauline, Sonya lands a crescent kick to the side of Pauline's head. Sonya captures Pauline in a headlock, she than hits the Kiss Of Death, and gets three.

Sonya Blade asks for a mic and begins to speak.

Sonya: I know the NIWA World Women's Champion Xena Warrior Princess and the number one contender Gabrielle are watching. I am issuing a challenge in a rematch for my NIWA World Women's Championship. Whoever is the champion after Annualversary, I am going to face them at Beach Brawl in June. So good luck to both Xena and Gabrielle.

As Sonya Blade is celebrating her victory, Frost comes out of nowhere and attacks Sonya from behind. Frost has a motive behind her attack on Sonya. Frost lays out Sonya with the Frost Bite. Frost asks for a mic and begins to speak. The crowd is booing Frost to the point it is deafening in the arena.

Frost: I bet you are all wondering why I attacked Sonya Blade. I will give you a little history lesson. You see years and years ago Sonya and I had met on Shan Tsung's island fortress. I was a Lin Keui ninja and I was with Sub-Zero. Sonya was obviously not excited to see me. Her first meeting with me, a new Lin Kuei recruit was not a pleasant one. Sonya had a score to settle and developed a small rivalry with me. I felt it was necessary to show off my powers and impress the warriors. I was beaten by Sonya in their small fight that was interrupted by their comrades. There were more important matters at hand. For some reason, Sonya felt she couldn’t trust me and loathed my arrogance and cockiness. That was more like confidence, but Sonya doesn't know the difference. So I came out here and wanted to take out any competition and I have seemingly done that. Sonya thinks she deserves a rematch? I don't think so. She has already had her time as NIWA World Heavyweight Champion and contender. It is my time and I am going to do anything and everything I have to just to prove that it is my time to be the NIWA World Women's Champion. Xena Warrior Princess I am putting you on notice that you will have to face me down the line because I want that ten pounds of gold you carry around.

With that, Frost hits Sonya Blade with the Frost Bite once again before leaving the ring with the crowd booing her.

Jet Li barges into Mr. C.C.'s office without knocking.

Jet: Mr. C.C., Mr. C.C...

Mr. C.C.: I will have to call you back.

Mr. C.C. hangs up the phone then turns to Jet Li.

Mr. C.C.: Hello to you to Jet, so nice you could have knocked first. But since you are in her, what the hell do you want because I am busy.

Jet: Did you see what Jackie Chan did to me out in that ring?

Mr. C.C.: Yes I did, why?

Jet: You are just going to let him do that to me. I was minding my own business in the ring and he comes out and attacks me. I want you to do something about it.

Mr. C.C.: Oh I see, now that the shoe is on the other foot, you don't like it. I guess when everything works in your favor its ok that you do it.

Jet: Exactly. Now do something about. Suspend him, fire him, hell let me beat his ass at Annualversary.

Mr. C.C.: Unfortunately the card for Annualversary is full. You will have to wait till Beach Wars in June if you want to get your hands on Jackie Chan.

Jet: Now I can make him pay in my own way like I have been saying. You made a very wise decision Mr. C.C... very wise!

Mr. C.C.: Now get out of my face, I have some business to tend to.

"007" James Bond vs. Turok
Ref: Herb Dean

"007" James Bond comes to the ring holding the Money In The Bank briefcase. The bells sounds to signal the start of the match. Turok wastes no time getting the upper hand. Turok lays into Bond with a flurry of punches. Turok whips Bond off the ropes, nails Bond with a boot to the face. Turok hits suplex on Bond, whips Bond into the corner, starts laying into Bond with some shoulders to the gut. Turok grabs Bond, hits a pumphandle slam, pin, and a two count. Turok whips Bond off the ropes, Bond ducks the clothesline, hits a neck breaker, pin, and a two count. Bond grabs Turok, hits a suplex, floats over for a pin, and a two count. Bond attempts an Irish whip, but reverses it and back body drops Bond to the outside. Herb Dean starts his ten count. Turok goes to the outside, grabs Bond, and drop his throat first onto the barricade wall. Turok whips Bond into the steel ring steps. Turok breaks the refs ten count, than continues the onslaught on Bond. Turok rams Bond back first into the ring, suplex on Bond on the outside, rolls Bond into the ring, pin, and a two count. Turok is looking to finish off Bond. Turok is waiting for Bond to get to his feet, attempts the Dinosaur Hunter, but counters out and hits the Secret Agent Slam out of nowhere and gets the three.

A promo of Annualversary is being shown on the titontron. It shows the matches, location, and venue of the event.

Sexy Boy by Jimmy Hart hits. The crowd erupts as Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring. Michaels poses for the crowd before continuing to make his way to the ring. Michaels slaps some of the fans hands, walks up the steel ring steps, and enters the ring. He points at the crowd before speaking.

HBK: Zangief, your whining and complaining is so annoying. When you are running roughshot over the NIWA we don't have any complaints from you. So enough is enough. What I did is for your own good. You need to learn to shut your pie hole Zangief. But now you are directing your anger towards me? You better stay focused on Annualversary because you have a title match. If you are not careful, you will walk out of Annualversary the way you entered it and that is a contender. Save your revenge for later because you have more important things to tend to. You need to be focused because one little slip could cost you the match and the chance at regaining the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. But I am willing to fight you again and win again. Than I will go on to challenge whoever the champion is and become the next NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. If you don't like it, I have two words for you... SUCK IT!

Shawn Michaels leaves the ring, heads to the back, he stops on the entrance stage, turns to the crowd, and poses for them. Zangief steps onto the entrance stage and attack HBK from behind. Zangief lands a few clubbing blows to the back of HBK, Zangief hits the Russian National Slam on the entrance stage, than Zangief hits the Russian National Throw on the entrance stage. Zangief heads to the back proud of what he did to HBK as HBK is seemingly out cold after that attack from Zangief.

"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH vs. Link
Ref: Big John McCarthy

The bells sounds to signal the official start of this match. They lock up in the center of the ring, JTH backs Link into the corner. Big John asks for a clean break and JTH does so. They lock up again, JTH switches to a standing side headlock, JTH is applying pressure to the head of Link, than takes Link down with a side headlock take down. Link shift his weight to get JTH in a pin attempt, only a one count as JTH shifts his weight back, Link again shifts his weight to get JTH in a pin attempt, another one count as JTH shift his weight back. Link is getting to his feet, start landing some shots to the ribs of JTH, pushes JTH off, JTH bounces off the ropes, takes down Link with a shoulder block, bounces off the ropes, Link leap frogs JTH, JTH bouncess off the ropes again, Link goes for another leap frog, but JTH takes Link down with a clothesline to the back of the head. JTH a few elbows to the back of Link, pin, and a two count. JTH hits a gut buster, JTH than hits a gut wrench suplex, pin, and a two count. JTH whips Link into the corner, JTH lays into Link with multiple knees to the midsection. JTH whips Link off the ropes, lands a kick to the gut of Link, hits a floatover DDT, pin, and a two count. JTH hits Link with the Three Amigos (three vertical suplexes), floats over into a pin, and a two count. JTH whips Link into the corner, JTH looks around the crowd, runs at Link and hits a Stinger Splash, whips Link into the opposite corner, and hits another Stinger Splash. Link falls to the mat and Chuck Norris is starting to make his way to the ring. JTH sees this, but remains focused on his opponent. The closer Norris gets, the more JTH gets distracted. This allows Link to clear the cobwebs from his head. JTH is having words with Norris, this allows Link to bounce off the ropes, hit JTH with a dropkick the back of the head. JTH falls prone on the second rope, Link hits JTH with the 619. Link goes to the ring apron, hits JTH with a springboard leg drop, Link than hits the Falcons Arrow, and gets the victory. Chuck Norris cost JTH the match. JTH is still dazed and doesn't know what happened. JTH finally comes to and realises what happens. JTH asks Norris to get in the ring and they engage in a staredown for a moment, than JTH slaps Norris. The slap does sit well with Norris and retaliates. Norris and JTH are brawling in the ring. Refs hit the ring and are trying to seperate JTH and Norris as the show ends.

Quick Results
Xena Warrior Princess defeated Paula Abdul via pinfall in a non-title match
Jet Li defeated Gargamel via pinfall
Sonya Blade defeated Pauline via pinfall
"007" James Bond defeated Turok via pinfall
Link defeated "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH via pinfall when JTH was distracted by Chuck Norris