Annual Annihilation Tour
Aitken Centre on the University Of New Brunswick Campus
Fredericton, New Brunswick
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009


The camera shows Blitz somewhere in the Aitken Centre. He looks up at the camera with the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion across his shoulder.

Blitz: Why do people hate me? Why do they loathe me? I know why Peter Pan loathes me. I took away his NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship. But why is everyone wanting a piece of me? It is because I am holding the one thing they are not. I am holding the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship and they are not. They are filled with jealousy and envy. They feel as they can come in a take what is mine. But no, I have worked too long and hard to get to this point. They will not rain on my parade. They will never know what it feels like to hold the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship. I hold this belt for a reason. It signifies that I am the best junior heavyweight in the world. What are they? ...Nothing! The challengers will come and the challengers will go because I will hold on to the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion for a long time. They want a piece of me, than they can come and get it. No matter who they are or what they had to do to get there, I will remain the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. I am prepared to fight to the death to retain what I have worked so hard for. This ten pounds of gold is not going anywhere. If you think so, than come and try to take it. I dare you. No, I do, than you will see what happens. Spider-Man, at Annualversary, you will be my first title defense, and it will be a successful one. You will be the start of my long, glorious, and eventful title reign. No matter how much you train, you will never hold the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship... and I mean NEVER!

The camera fades to black and we head to the ring for the first match.

Michael Symon vs. Bubba Sparxxx
Bubba Sparxxx starts with wailing rights and beats Michael Symon into the corner. Irish Whip to the opposite corner taking Symon down followed by a elbow, cover and a two count. Irish Whip to the ropes and Symon sunset flips over Sparxxx, gets a two count, gets up and gets a clothesline from Sparxxx, cover, and a two count. Sparxxx puts Symon in the surfboard, that Symon fights out of and comes off the ropes but comes off the ropes and gets a Super Sparxxx Slam. Sparxxx climbs to the top rope and goes for a Super Splash, but Symon moves out of the way. Symon gets up and hits a Double Arm DDT out of nowhere and gets the surprise three.

The Super Mario Brothers and The Princesses are in their locker room, they are pissed at what The Warios have been doing to them.

Mario: Them damn Warios know we can beat them. They want to injure use by hitting us from behind with wrenches. The Warios will get what is coming to them at Annualversary. They can't run from us than attack us from behind. At Annualversary The Warios will fall in defeat and we will become the next NIWA World Tag Team Champions.

Luigi: That is right my brother, The Warios have done a good job trying to one up and injure us, but it stops at Annualversary. I can't wait to have that gold belt known as the NIWA World Tag Team Championship in my hands. Our hard work will have finally paid off. Hopefully they don't try to pull a fast one and use their wrenches to beat us. If they do, we will be ready.

Jackie Chan vs. Aladdin
Ref: Herb Dean

As Jackie Chan is making his way to the ring, Aladdin hits a cross body splash taking Chan down on the outside. Aladdin rolls Chan into the ring, pin, and a two count. Aladdin whips Chan off the ropes, Chan ducks a clothesline, hits a Aladdin with a back kick, hits the Dudley Dog, pin, and a two count. Aladdin goes for a rear naked choke, but Aladdin uses his feet to grabs Chan by the head putting Chan in a pinning predicament, and only a two count. Chan reverses the Irish whip, tries to back body drop Aladdin to the outside, Aladdin lands on the ring apron, Chan goes to land a shoulder in the gut, but Aladdin moves out of the way, and lands a leg drop on the back of Chan' head catching his throat on the middle rope. Aladdin hits a springboard leg drop, pin, and a two count. Aladdin whips Chan into the corner, Aladdin runs at Chan, Aladdin tries to spear Chan in the corner, but Chan counters with a dropkick on Aladdin. Chan grabs Aladdin, hits a snap suplex, lands a few quick leg drops, pin, and a two count. Chan whips Aladdin off the ropes, hits a power slam, pin, and a two count. Chan bounces off the ropes and attempts a Lionsault, but Aladdin gets his knees up. Chan is holding his gut in pain, Aladdin hits a dropkick taking Chan to the outside. Aladdin waits for Chan to get to his feet, Aladdin bounces off the ropes, hits a suicide dive on Chan. Aladdin gets to his feet, climbs the top rope, and hits a Shoot Star Press on Chan, rolls Chan back into the ring, pin, and a two count. Aladdin whips Chan off the ropes, Chan ducks a clothesline, bounces off the ropes, and hits a cross body on Aladdin, pin, and a two count. Aladdin reverses the Irish whip, Chan ducks a clothesline, Chan lands a kick to the gut of Aladdin, hits a DDT, pin, and a two count. Aladdin drops Chan throat first in a stung gun move, Aladdin goes for a boot to Chan' face, but Chan ducks, and hits a neck breaker, pin, and a two count. This has been a back and forth match with either guy not getting the upper hand. Chan goes for a tiger bomb, but Aladdin counters it into a hurricanrana into a pinning predicament, and a two count. Aladdin thought he had the win and so did the crowd. Aladdin whips Chan off the ropes, both go for a clothesline, and take each other down. Herb Dean starts his manditory ten count. 1......... 2......... 3......... 4......... 5......... both men are starting to get to their feet. 6......... 7......... 8......... both men are to their feet and they start trading kicks. Aladdin sends Chan to the ropes, Chan does a single jump to the top rope, does a moonsault onto Aladdin, and gets the three.

Jackie Chan waits for Aladdin to get to his feet. Chan shakes the hand of Aladdin, but it is broken up by Jet Li as he attacks Chan from behind. Li is stomping away on Chan, Li whips Chan off the ropes, hits a dropkick to Chan. Aladdin tries to help Chan, but Li starts pounding away on Aladdin. Li hits Aladdin with the Black Mask II, than throws Aladdin out of the ring. Li than turns his attention back to Chan and hits him with the Black Mask. Li has the Lion Tamer locked in. Li locks it in tighter and the refs are trying to get Li off of Chan. Finally Li releases the hold and leaves Chan out cold. Li heads to the back happy with what he did.

Ron Burgundy is standing by with The Socialites.

Burgundy: My guests at this time are The Socialites. Next is your warm up match for Annualversary, do you think The Princesses will be a factor?

Paris: A factor? A FACTOR? I don't think so! After what we did to them at the May 20th house show, they are probably still nursing themselves back to health. After all we did a number one them.

Burgundy: The Princesses have said that they are going to shut you both up once and for all, do you think that will be case come Annualversary?

Nicole: They can talk all they want, but in our challenge we have beat everyone they have put in our path. The Princesses will be another team that falls in defeat as we become the first NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions.

The Socialites vs. Sandra Bullock & Catherine Bell
Ref: Big John McCarthy

Paris Hilton and Sandra Bullock start the match, Bullock goes behind Paris in a half nelson, Paris reverses into a hammerlock, then into an arm wrench. Gives a go behind takedown and Bullock comes up, elbows Paris, bounces off the ropes, and hits a shoulder tackle. Tags in Bell who goes to the top rope and gives a shoulder tackle of her own. Bell pounds Paris’ head into the mat, Paris throws off Bell, and tags Nicole. Nicole forearms Bell, sends her into the corner, puts her on the top rope, gives a Superplex, and both women are down. Paris runs over, knocks Bullock off the apron as Bell is about to make the tag, Paris and Nicole give the So Cal Crusher to Bell, and Nicole pins Bell for the three.

The Socailites celebrate their victory in the ring. They turn around and The Princesses are behind them. The Princesses attack them like The Socialites attacked them from behind. The Princesses go for their individual finishing moves, but The Socialites manage to get out of the ring before The Princesses can hit their finishing moves. Peach motions to them they barley escaped.

A promo for Annualversary is being shown on the titontron. It shows the card, the place, and venue for the event.

Gabrielle vs. Cat Cora
Gabrielle begins with a hard headlock takedown and gets a quick two count. Cat Cora fights out of it and sends Gabrielle off the ropes, Gabrielle comes back with a Small Package, and a two count. Grapple and some chops by Cora to the corner, Irish Whip is countered, Cora recounters in the corner with a back elbow, and grabs Gab and does a Swinging Neckbreaker, cover, and a two count. Cora puts Gabrielle’ leg on the bottom rope, does a sit down on her leg, and than another. Cora then grabs Gabrielle’ leg and stomps on her calf for more force. Cora still has a hold of Gab who counters with an ensiguiri sending Cora to the mat. Gabrielle picks up Cora, lands a Reverse DDT, and calls for the end. Gabrielle climbs to the top rope, jumps off, hits a Top Rope Huracanrana onto Cora, covers and gets the three count.

Xena Warrior Princess comes out to the ring and shakes Gabrielle' hand and hugs her in a sign of friendship. Xena raises Gabrielle' hand in victory. They exchange words before leaving the ring.

Tito Ortiz vs. Ed Monix
Both Tito Ortiz and Ed Monix are waiting in the ring for the match to start. The Russian National Anthem hits and Zangief is making his way to the ring with purpose. Both Ortiz and Monix look on in confusion as to why this is. Zangief gets a mic, walks up the steel ring steps, and enters the ring.

Zangief: Shawn Michaels, you made the mistake of super kicking me in the face. What you did you thought was for my own good? NO! What you did was something you should have never done. When I get my hands on you, I will make you pay for what you did. I will break your back and make sure you never interfer in my business ever again. You see, I was a dominate champion. But you want to stop me from becoming a dominate champion again. You want to stop me from holding the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. You want to become the next NIWA World Heavyweight Champion, but there is a problem... I am standing in your way. You want to fight for the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion, than you will have to start by going through me. Than if you survive and that is IF you survive by beating me will you than be able to contend for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. But if I have anything to do about it, that will not happen.

Zangief taunts the crowd before continuing.

Zangief: Now onto other more important things. I will the one awaiting the winner of the opening match between the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief and the challenger "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH. In honesty I could beat either one of them. So Chuck or JTH don't get to comfortable as the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion because I will be taking back what is mine. If you don't think so, than just watch me.

Zangief drops the mic and taunts the crowd. They are booing Zangief as he leaves the ring confident.

Vanna White is standing by with The Super Mario Brothers and Mr. Clean.

Vanna: My guests at this time are The Super Mario Brothers and Mr. Clean. You have a six man tag elimination coming up next against The Security and The Punisher, what does this signify for you.

Mr. Clean: Vanna, this match signifies not only momentum for the survivor or survivors, but it signifies a piece of the quest against The Security and The Punisher. We want them to stop meddling in our business, but they won't because they can't handle the success we have.

Vanna: The Punisher seems to have a vendetta against you and you two will face each other down the line sometime. Is their rage and anger building up in you towards The Punisher?

Mr. Clean: Of course there is Vanna. I will release the anger and rage on him when we face off in a match. I don't where and I don't care when because he will see a side of me I rarely SHOW!

Vanna: Now The Security attacked you last month and have since continued to have you beat down. Why do you think that is?

Mario: The Security think we shouldn't have championship success. But once we do it will eat them up. Than they will never rest until they have what we have.

Luigi: That's right and tonight is the first step in getting our revenge!

The Super Mario Brothers and Mr. Clean leave the interview area and head to the ring for the their match.

Six Man Tag Team Elimination Match
Mr. Clean & Super Mario Brothers vs. The Security & The Punisher
Ref: Big John McCarthy

Mr. Clean starts the match with Blade. Mr. Clean gets Blade in a Hammerlock, after a decent time rams Blade into the corner and tags in Luigi to the match. Double Irish Whip and Luigi hits a Jumping Reverse Elbow. Quick tag to Mario and a Double Team kick to the back of Blade, cover, and a two count. Arm wrench takedown, a tag back to Luigi who goes to the top rope, and axe handles the arm of Blade followed by a Arm Drag takedown into an arm lock. Luigi tags Mario again and Mario stomps away at Blade, who comes back with a kick to the face and quickly tags Steve Wilkos and big clothesline takes down Mario. Wilkos picks up Mario, a big side slam to Mario, and tags back in Blade who locks on a front face lock on Mario. Mario starts to break out and Blade lets go and gives a cheap shot to Mr. Clean knocking him off the apron, Blade misses The Trinity, Mario tags to Luigi who jumps on the ropes, does a Springboard Dropkick to Blade, then a Leg Lariat, then a Jump Kick. A kick to the gut, Luigi to the middle turnbuckle, a Dropkick to the back of the head of Blade. Luigi to the top turnbuckle again, hits the Mushroom Stomp, cover, and The Punisher breaks up the count which Mr. Clean comes in, wails away at The Punisher. Mario and Mr. Clean double clothesline The Punisher over the ropes. Luigi sends Blade off the ropes, Wilkos gets the blind tag, and clubs Luigi from behind. Wilkos and Blade hit the Security Breach Flapjack onto Luigi, Wilkos gets the three, and Luigi is eliminated. The Security head to the outside and start wailing away at Mr. Clean and Mario, they send Mario into the ring. The Punisher locks on the Interrogator onto Mario and is choking out Mario. The Punisher as told by Wilkos and Blade to not let go, thus the ref counts to five, and disqualifies The Punisher for refusing to let go of the hold, but with Mario choked out Blade covers Mario for the three and were quickly down to 2 on 1. Blade sends Clean into the ring and starts pounding away at the face of Mr. Clean. A big Back Breaker, cover, and a two count tags Wilkos who sends Mr. Clean into the corner and a shoulder tackle and a bulldog in the corner, cover, and a two count. Wilkos sends Mr. Clean into the corner again, Mr. Clean elbows Wilkos coming in and pushes Wilkos inadvertently into the referee. Blade takes advantage gives Mr. Clean a low blow on the outside and gets in the ring to go for The Trinity, but Mr. Clean fights out of it and hits a low of his own and nails a Clean Sweep. Wilkos then charges at Mr. Clean who then hits a Clean Cut on Wilkos making him land on top of Blade putting them right on top of each other. Mr. Clean goes to the top turnbuckle, shines his bald head, and connects with a Clean Press onto both members of The Security. Ref Big John counts both men out simultaneously. Wilkos and Blade are eliminated thus making Mr. Clean is the sole survivor.

Quick Results
Michael Symon defeated Bubba Sparxxx via pinfall
Jackie Chan defeated Aladdin via pinfall
The Socialites defeated Sandra Bullock and Catherine Bell via pinfall
Gabrielle defeated Cat Cora via pinfall
Mr. Clean becomes the sole survivor in a six man tag elimination match
Eliminations
Steve Wilkos eliminated Luigi via pinfall
The Punisher is eliminated via disqualification after he didn't let go of a choke hold on Mario
Blade eliminated Mario via pinfall
Mr. Clean pinned both Blade and Steve Wilkos at the same time to become the sole survivor