NIWA House Show Results From Augusta, Maine - Adrenaline A Makes Her Debut
Posted by Mr. C.C. on Thursday, June 11, 2009
Under: Results
Sand And Sun Tour
Augusta Civic Center
Augusta, Maine
Saturday, June 6th, 2009
Sexy Boy hits and the crowd erupts. A battered and bruised Shawn Michaels steps onto the entrance stage. You can hear the cheers get louder. You can also see where HBK was stitched up. HBK continues to make his way to the ring, slaps some of the fans hands, walks up the steel ring steps, and enter the ring. HBK steps on the second turnbuckle and points to the crowd. He has a mic in hand and begins to speak.
HBK: As you can see I am bruised, battered, and stitched up thanks to big Russian retard Zangief. He made one huge and I mean HUGE mistake. He left me breathing. I guess he is still mad that I cost him the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. He will get over it because a lot of people get screwed in big match situations. You have made this about two things Zangief. One, you have made it out the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship and two, you have made it personal after busting me open. You want to attack me from behind, than come down to the ring and see what happens when you attack me from behind. So Zangief, get out here you punk and face me like a man.
The Russian National Anthem hits. The immediately starts booing and Zangief steps onto the entrance stage. He is walking to the ring with a purpose. He walks up the steel ring steps, enters the ring, and starts brawling with Shawn Michaels. HBK is getting the better of slugfest, but Zangief lands a knee to the gut of HBK. Zangief tries to toss HBK to the outside, but HBK lands on the ring apron. Zangief goes for a clothesline, HBK slides underneath, Zangief turns around, HBK goes for Sweet Chin Music, but Zangief slips under the bottom rope. HBK motions to Zangief that he barley got away as Zangief has a pissed look on his face. Refs come down to the ringside to make sure nothing else can happen.
A video promo for Beach Wars is playing on the titontron. It shows the card so far, the location, venue, and date of the show.
The Flint Tropics vs. The X-Men
Ref: Mario Yamasaki
Wolverine and Jackie Moon are starting out the match. They lock up in the center of the ring, Moon locks in a standing side headlock, Wolverine tries to fight out of it, pushes Moon off, Moon bounces off the ropes, takes down Wolverine with a shoulder block. Moon bounces off the ropes, hops over Wolverine, Wolverine ducks a clothesline, hip tosses Moon, than locked on a front face lock. Wolverine tags in Cyclops, he lands some kicks to the gut of Moon. Moon reverses the Irish whip, takes down Cyclops with a back elbow. Moon starts stomping away on Cyclops, whips Cyclops into the corner, Moon hits Cyclops with a few European uppercuts. Moon tags in Clarence "Coffee Black" Withers, Withers takes down Cyclops with a few short arm clotheslines, pin, and a two count. Withers suplexes Cyclops, lands a knee to the chest of Cyclops, scoop slam, pin, and a two count. Withers grabs Cyclops, lands a few knees to the midsection of Cyclops, tags in a Moon, and they hit a double team suplex. Moon whips Cyclops off the ropes, buries a knee deep into the midsection of Cyclops, hits a back breaker, pin, and a two count. Moon puts Cyclops in a chin lock and Mario Yamasaki is in perfect position to make sure it doesn't slip into a choke. Moon yells at Yamasaki to ask Cyclops if he gives up, but Cyclops says no. Moon put the holds on tighter. Yamasaki raises Cyclops's arm once, it faills, he raises it a second time, it falls, he raises it a third time, but it doesn't fall. Cyclops hits a jawbreaker getting out of the chin lock. Cyclops is trying to get to his corner, than finally does so as Moon tags in Withers. Wolverine gets in the ring off a hot tag, he is laying into Withers than Moon with a flurry of punches. Wolverine hits a body slam on Withers, Moon runs at Wolverine, but Wolverine ducks, and Moon goes crashing to the outside. Wolverine whips Withers off the ropes, hits a spinning heel kick on Withers. Wolverine signals for the end and the X-Men hit a double team X Factor with Wolverine getting the three.
Ron Burgundy is standing by with "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell and Mike Gundy.
Burgundy: Chuck, later tonight you go one on one in the main event against one of the top superstars in "Mr. Money In The Bank" "007" James Bond. Your thoughts?
Chuck: Ron, I am facing a very tough competitor in James Bond, but he is not as tough as me. I will beat him down and prove to everyone why I am one of most legendary fighters in MMA history and I will start my journey towards my legendary status in pro wrestling. It all starts when I defeat James Bond. He maybe "Mr. Money In The Bank," but he has yet to prove his worth against me. Once I am done with you James, I will take your Money In The Bank title shot and fulfill my destiny in becoming a champion.
Chuck Liddell and Mike Gundy leave the interview area to go get ready for the match later in the evening.
Link vs. Gargamel
The bells sounds to officially start the match and Gargamel is quick to go on the offensive. Gargamel lays into Link with a number of punches rocking him into the corner. Gargamel attempts a quick clothesline in the corner, but Link moves out of the way. Link starts landing some kicks to the legs a Gargamel, Gargamel pushes Link off, Link gets up, and lands a few more kicks to the legs of Gargamel. Gargamel pushes Link off again, Link runs at Gargamel, and lands a boot the face of Link. Gargamel whips Link off the ropes, hits a sidewalk slam, pin, and a two count. Gargamel hits a back breaker, lands a few stomps to the body of Link, hits a leg drop on the chest of Link, pin, and a two count. Gargamel locks on a chin lock. The ref is in perfect position to see if the chin lock slips into a choke. Link looks to be fading. The ref raises Link's arm once, it drops, raises Link's twice, it drops, raises it a third time, but it doesn't drop. The crowd is getting behind Link as he is getting to his feet. Link attempts to escape the chin lock, but Gargamel yanks him back down to the mat via a handful of hair. The ref tells Gargamel to stay off the hair. As Gargamel's attention is to the ref, this allows to recover some. Gargamel than turns his attention back to Link, Link lands a few punches to the gut of Gargamel, Link sweeps the legs for under Gargamel, bounces off the ropes, and lands a dropkick to the head of Gargamel. Gargamel is getting to his feet, Link bounces off the ropes, and hits a swinging neck breaker. Link hits a release German Suplex on Gargamel, Link climbs to the top rope, hits a diving headbutt. Link waits for Gargamel to get to his feet, lands a kick to the gut of Gargamel, hits the Link To The Past (Package Piledriver), and gets the three.
Link asks for a mic and begins to speak.
Link: I was left off card for Annualversary and that's fine. I was also left off the card for Disturbing The Peace, a co-promotional event with EMW and that's fine as well. But coming up for the NIWA is Beach Wars. Now I am not going to be left off that card. I don't care who it is because I will be face anyone in that locker room. So whoever wants to step up, please come down to the ring.
Best Damn Thing by Avril Lavigne hits. The crowd is giving a mixed reaction to NIWA's newest superstar Adrenaline A as she steps onto the entrance. She poses to the crowd as pyro going off on the entrance stage. She continues to make her way to the ring as pyro is going off on the entrance ramp. She walks up the steel ring steps and enters the ring. She poses to the crowd with pyro going off all around the ring. She asks for mic and begins to speak.
Adrenaline A: So here I am Link. I am ready to face you at Beach Wars.
Link: Oh... no, no, no, no, no! I am going to fight a girl!
Adrenaline A: What, you scared of me?
Link: Pfft... as if.
Adrenaline A: After all you did say anyone.
Link: That is true.
Adrenaline A: So what is the problem Link?
Link: Nothing except for the fact that me facing a women is not really a fair fight.
Adrenaline A: Oh, you think so eh? How about I show what I am all about? Get a ref out here and bring someone out here like Chris Crocker. Link you stay at ringside and I will show you what I can do.
Impromptu Debut Match
Adrenaline A vs. Chris Crocker
The ref signals for the bell and Adrenaline A wastes no time in getting the advantage. Adrenaline A put Chris Crocker in an arm wringer. She continues to twist the arm of Crocker, she than proceeds to yank on the arm of Crocker. Adrenaline A lands a few kicks to the upper arm and shoulder of Crocker. She puts Crocker's arm between her legs, rolls up Crocker in a pin, for a two count. The crowd cheers this display by Adrenaline A. She looks over at Link and he seems a bit impressed. Adrenaline A continues to work over the arm of Crocker, she continues to hold onto the arm, and executes a textbook Old School in shades of the Undertaker. She continues to work over the arm of Crocker, she puts it in a arm scissor putting pressure on it. Ref is in position to see if Crocker gives up, but he doesn't. Adrenaline A hits a cross arm breaker, puts Crocker in a hammerlock, than slams Crocker to the mat with the hammerlock still in place. Adrenaline A whips Crocker off the ropes, Crocker ducks a clothesline, Adrenaline A lands a kick to the gut of Crocker, hits a spike DDT. Adrenaline A grabs Crocker, hits the Burst Of Adrenaline (Delay Vertical Suplex into a Rock Bottom), and gets the three. Link looks impressed.
Adrenaline A: Still think it won't be a fair fight? Bob Barker, get out here and make this match official or I will go to my uncle Mr. C.C. and get it made official.
The Price Is Right theme song hits. Bob Barker steps onto the entrance stage and addresses Adrenaline A.
Bob: That was pretty impressive Adrenaline A. Now, there is no need to go to Mr. C.C. to get this match made. If you want Link at Beach Wars, than you got him! Oh and may the best man or women win.
A promo video for Disturbing The Peace is playing on the titontron. It shows the card, the venue, date, and location of the event.
Joanna Dark vs. Lindsay Lohan
Ref: Big John McCarthy
The bells sounds to officially start this match. The both go for a lock up, but Linsday Lohan lands a couple kicks to the gut of Joanna Dark, scoop slam, Lohan drops the point of the elbow on the chest of Dark, pin, and a two count. A hair mare takeover, Lohan lands a forearm shot to the lower back of Dark, Lohan executes a back breaker, and another elbow on the chest of Dark. Lohan whips Dark off the ropes, Lohan hits Dark with a back elbow, pin, and a two count. Lohan whips Dark into the corner, Lohan quickly follows Dark into the corner, and a hits a clothesline. Lohan lands a few punches to the face and head of Dark, follows with a few European uppercuts, hits a suplex, pin, and a two count. Lohan hits a scoop slam driver, lands a elbow on the chest of Dark, pin, and a two count. Lohan whips Dark into the corner, Lohan is taunting the crowd, they respond with boos, Lohan runs at Dark, but Dark gets a boot in the face of Lohan. Lohan stumbles backwards, Dark runs at Lohan, and takes her down with a few clotheslines. Lohan gets to her, Dark whips her off the ropes, Lohan ducks the clothesline, attempts a neck breaker, but Dark counters and hits The Perfect Dark (Shiranu into a DDT) for the three.
Vanna White is standing by with Jet Li.
Vanna: You have a match coming up next, but more importantly you will be facing Jackie Chan at Beach Wars. He beat you once, do you think he can beat you again?
Jet: As the old saying goes... fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. This applies to this situation. If he beats me again, it will be shame on me. I won't let him beat me again. I will get the revenge and the payback I have been promising for weeks. Jackie better ready because he will fall in the hands of defeat.
Jet Li leaves the interview area and heads to the ring for his match.
Jet Li vs. Johnny Bravo
The match doesn't even get officially underway as Jet Li attacks Johnny Bravo from behind as Bravo is making his way to the ring. Li wants to show Chan what will happen to him at Beach Wars. Li whips Bravo into the steel ring steps. Li suplexes Bravo into the steel steps. Li rolls Bravo into the ring and continues the ensuing beat down of Bravo. Li hits with hard European uppercuts. Li gets out of the ring, gets a steel chair, enters the ring, and lays out Bravo with a thunderous shot to the head. Bravo seems to be lifeless and Li hits the Black Mask on the chair locking in the Lion Tamer. The crowd erupts as Jackie Chan hits the ring. Li flees the ring like a scalded dog as Chan checks on Bravo. Li heads to the back happy with what he did.
Ron Burgundy is standing by with "Mr. Money In The Bank" "007" James Bond.
Burgundy: James, you heard the comments earlier by "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell. What do you have to say in response.
Bond: Ron, Chuck Liddell is nothing in the realm of legendary in this business. He has to prove himself before even thinking he will be a legend. Myself on the other hand have proven myself for years. I have helped this company rise to what it is. I was in the finals of World Heavyweight Championship Tournament to crown the very first NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. I became the first Money In The Bank winner. What has he done? He needs to prove himself in this company and in this business. If he thinks he is going to do it at my expense than he has another thing coming. Chuck you talk a tough game, but we will see is still "Mr. Money In The Bank" after our match because I will became a champion sooner than you will.
James Bond leaves the interview area and heads to the ring for his match.
"007" James Bond vs. "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell w/Mike Gundy
Ref: Herb Dean
The bells sounds to officially start the match. They lock up and "007" James Bond puts "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell in a side headlock, than switches to a hammerlock, drop toe holds Liddell to the mat, with Bond quickly putting Liddell in a front face lock. The crowd applauds Bond' great chain wrestling ability. Liddell instinctively rams Bond back first into the corner. Bond releases the hold, Liddell lays into Bond with a flurry of punches. Liddell takes Bond to the mat with a snap mare, Liddell than hits a seated snap mare. Liddell whips Bond off the ropes, lands a drop kick to the chest of Bond, Liddell hits a hangman's noose neck breaker, pin, and a two count. Liddell hits a fisherman suplex, bridging his neck for the pin, and a two count. Liddell whips Bond off the ropes, lands a knee into the gut of Bond, Liddell than hits a gut buster inflicting more punishment to gut and midsection of Bond. Liddell puts Bond in the abdominal stretch. He than starts punching the ribs of Bond. Liddell uses the ropes for extra leverage out of sight of Herb Dean. Herb Dean checks on Liddell and he quickly lets go of the ropes. Herb Dean turns his attention back to Bond to see if he submits, but Bond doesn't give up that easily. During that time Liddell once again grabs the ropes for extra leverage. Herb Dean checks Liddell who quickly lets go of the ropes. Herb Dean asks him if he was using the ropes, but Liddell says he wasn't. Herb Dean turns his back, LIddell grabs the ropes again, and this time Herb Dean sees this. Herb Dean kicks Liddell's hand off the ropes, this allows Bond to hip toss out of the abdominal stretch out of desperation. Both men are down on the mat and Herb Dean starts his ten count. 1......... 2......... 3......... 4......... 5......... both men are using the ropes to get to their feet. They than start trading punches with Bond seemingly getting the better of the exchange. Liddell reverses the Irish whip, Liddell ducks the clothesline, bounces off the ropes, but Bond catches Liddell with a snap power slam. Bond waits for Liddell to get to his feet, than hits the Secret Agent Slam, than locks on the ankle lock grapvining the leg, and Liddell is forced to tap out. Bond is victorious over Liddell. Bond celebrates his win to end the show.
Quick Results
The X-Men defeated The Flint Tropics via pinfall
Link defeated Gargamel via pinfall
Joanna Dark defeated Lindsay Lohan via pinfall
Jet Li vs. Johnny Bravo never officially got underway as Li attacked Bravo who was making his way to the ring, than beat down Bravo as a result
"007" James Bond defeated "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell via submission
Augusta Civic Center
Augusta, Maine
Saturday, June 6th, 2009
Sexy Boy hits and the crowd erupts. A battered and bruised Shawn Michaels steps onto the entrance stage. You can hear the cheers get louder. You can also see where HBK was stitched up. HBK continues to make his way to the ring, slaps some of the fans hands, walks up the steel ring steps, and enter the ring. HBK steps on the second turnbuckle and points to the crowd. He has a mic in hand and begins to speak.
HBK: As you can see I am bruised, battered, and stitched up thanks to big Russian retard Zangief. He made one huge and I mean HUGE mistake. He left me breathing. I guess he is still mad that I cost him the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. He will get over it because a lot of people get screwed in big match situations. You have made this about two things Zangief. One, you have made it out the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship and two, you have made it personal after busting me open. You want to attack me from behind, than come down to the ring and see what happens when you attack me from behind. So Zangief, get out here you punk and face me like a man.
The Russian National Anthem hits. The immediately starts booing and Zangief steps onto the entrance stage. He is walking to the ring with a purpose. He walks up the steel ring steps, enters the ring, and starts brawling with Shawn Michaels. HBK is getting the better of slugfest, but Zangief lands a knee to the gut of HBK. Zangief tries to toss HBK to the outside, but HBK lands on the ring apron. Zangief goes for a clothesline, HBK slides underneath, Zangief turns around, HBK goes for Sweet Chin Music, but Zangief slips under the bottom rope. HBK motions to Zangief that he barley got away as Zangief has a pissed look on his face. Refs come down to the ringside to make sure nothing else can happen.
A video promo for Beach Wars is playing on the titontron. It shows the card so far, the location, venue, and date of the show.
The Flint Tropics vs. The X-Men
Ref: Mario Yamasaki
Wolverine and Jackie Moon are starting out the match. They lock up in the center of the ring, Moon locks in a standing side headlock, Wolverine tries to fight out of it, pushes Moon off, Moon bounces off the ropes, takes down Wolverine with a shoulder block. Moon bounces off the ropes, hops over Wolverine, Wolverine ducks a clothesline, hip tosses Moon, than locked on a front face lock. Wolverine tags in Cyclops, he lands some kicks to the gut of Moon. Moon reverses the Irish whip, takes down Cyclops with a back elbow. Moon starts stomping away on Cyclops, whips Cyclops into the corner, Moon hits Cyclops with a few European uppercuts. Moon tags in Clarence "Coffee Black" Withers, Withers takes down Cyclops with a few short arm clotheslines, pin, and a two count. Withers suplexes Cyclops, lands a knee to the chest of Cyclops, scoop slam, pin, and a two count. Withers grabs Cyclops, lands a few knees to the midsection of Cyclops, tags in a Moon, and they hit a double team suplex. Moon whips Cyclops off the ropes, buries a knee deep into the midsection of Cyclops, hits a back breaker, pin, and a two count. Moon puts Cyclops in a chin lock and Mario Yamasaki is in perfect position to make sure it doesn't slip into a choke. Moon yells at Yamasaki to ask Cyclops if he gives up, but Cyclops says no. Moon put the holds on tighter. Yamasaki raises Cyclops's arm once, it faills, he raises it a second time, it falls, he raises it a third time, but it doesn't fall. Cyclops hits a jawbreaker getting out of the chin lock. Cyclops is trying to get to his corner, than finally does so as Moon tags in Withers. Wolverine gets in the ring off a hot tag, he is laying into Withers than Moon with a flurry of punches. Wolverine hits a body slam on Withers, Moon runs at Wolverine, but Wolverine ducks, and Moon goes crashing to the outside. Wolverine whips Withers off the ropes, hits a spinning heel kick on Withers. Wolverine signals for the end and the X-Men hit a double team X Factor with Wolverine getting the three.
Ron Burgundy is standing by with "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell and Mike Gundy.
Burgundy: Chuck, later tonight you go one on one in the main event against one of the top superstars in "Mr. Money In The Bank" "007" James Bond. Your thoughts?
Chuck: Ron, I am facing a very tough competitor in James Bond, but he is not as tough as me. I will beat him down and prove to everyone why I am one of most legendary fighters in MMA history and I will start my journey towards my legendary status in pro wrestling. It all starts when I defeat James Bond. He maybe "Mr. Money In The Bank," but he has yet to prove his worth against me. Once I am done with you James, I will take your Money In The Bank title shot and fulfill my destiny in becoming a champion.
Chuck Liddell and Mike Gundy leave the interview area to go get ready for the match later in the evening.
Link vs. Gargamel
The bells sounds to officially start the match and Gargamel is quick to go on the offensive. Gargamel lays into Link with a number of punches rocking him into the corner. Gargamel attempts a quick clothesline in the corner, but Link moves out of the way. Link starts landing some kicks to the legs a Gargamel, Gargamel pushes Link off, Link gets up, and lands a few more kicks to the legs of Gargamel. Gargamel pushes Link off again, Link runs at Gargamel, and lands a boot the face of Link. Gargamel whips Link off the ropes, hits a sidewalk slam, pin, and a two count. Gargamel hits a back breaker, lands a few stomps to the body of Link, hits a leg drop on the chest of Link, pin, and a two count. Gargamel locks on a chin lock. The ref is in perfect position to see if the chin lock slips into a choke. Link looks to be fading. The ref raises Link's arm once, it drops, raises Link's twice, it drops, raises it a third time, but it doesn't drop. The crowd is getting behind Link as he is getting to his feet. Link attempts to escape the chin lock, but Gargamel yanks him back down to the mat via a handful of hair. The ref tells Gargamel to stay off the hair. As Gargamel's attention is to the ref, this allows to recover some. Gargamel than turns his attention back to Link, Link lands a few punches to the gut of Gargamel, Link sweeps the legs for under Gargamel, bounces off the ropes, and lands a dropkick to the head of Gargamel. Gargamel is getting to his feet, Link bounces off the ropes, and hits a swinging neck breaker. Link hits a release German Suplex on Gargamel, Link climbs to the top rope, hits a diving headbutt. Link waits for Gargamel to get to his feet, lands a kick to the gut of Gargamel, hits the Link To The Past (Package Piledriver), and gets the three.
Link asks for a mic and begins to speak.
Link: I was left off card for Annualversary and that's fine. I was also left off the card for Disturbing The Peace, a co-promotional event with EMW and that's fine as well. But coming up for the NIWA is Beach Wars. Now I am not going to be left off that card. I don't care who it is because I will be face anyone in that locker room. So whoever wants to step up, please come down to the ring.
Best Damn Thing by Avril Lavigne hits. The crowd is giving a mixed reaction to NIWA's newest superstar Adrenaline A as she steps onto the entrance. She poses to the crowd as pyro going off on the entrance stage. She continues to make her way to the ring as pyro is going off on the entrance ramp. She walks up the steel ring steps and enters the ring. She poses to the crowd with pyro going off all around the ring. She asks for mic and begins to speak.
Adrenaline A: So here I am Link. I am ready to face you at Beach Wars.
Link: Oh... no, no, no, no, no! I am going to fight a girl!
Adrenaline A: What, you scared of me?
Link: Pfft... as if.
Adrenaline A: After all you did say anyone.
Link: That is true.
Adrenaline A: So what is the problem Link?
Link: Nothing except for the fact that me facing a women is not really a fair fight.
Adrenaline A: Oh, you think so eh? How about I show what I am all about? Get a ref out here and bring someone out here like Chris Crocker. Link you stay at ringside and I will show you what I can do.
Impromptu Debut Match
Adrenaline A vs. Chris Crocker
The ref signals for the bell and Adrenaline A wastes no time in getting the advantage. Adrenaline A put Chris Crocker in an arm wringer. She continues to twist the arm of Crocker, she than proceeds to yank on the arm of Crocker. Adrenaline A lands a few kicks to the upper arm and shoulder of Crocker. She puts Crocker's arm between her legs, rolls up Crocker in a pin, for a two count. The crowd cheers this display by Adrenaline A. She looks over at Link and he seems a bit impressed. Adrenaline A continues to work over the arm of Crocker, she continues to hold onto the arm, and executes a textbook Old School in shades of the Undertaker. She continues to work over the arm of Crocker, she puts it in a arm scissor putting pressure on it. Ref is in position to see if Crocker gives up, but he doesn't. Adrenaline A hits a cross arm breaker, puts Crocker in a hammerlock, than slams Crocker to the mat with the hammerlock still in place. Adrenaline A whips Crocker off the ropes, Crocker ducks a clothesline, Adrenaline A lands a kick to the gut of Crocker, hits a spike DDT. Adrenaline A grabs Crocker, hits the Burst Of Adrenaline (Delay Vertical Suplex into a Rock Bottom), and gets the three. Link looks impressed.
Adrenaline A: Still think it won't be a fair fight? Bob Barker, get out here and make this match official or I will go to my uncle Mr. C.C. and get it made official.
The Price Is Right theme song hits. Bob Barker steps onto the entrance stage and addresses Adrenaline A.
Bob: That was pretty impressive Adrenaline A. Now, there is no need to go to Mr. C.C. to get this match made. If you want Link at Beach Wars, than you got him! Oh and may the best man or women win.
A promo video for Disturbing The Peace is playing on the titontron. It shows the card, the venue, date, and location of the event.
Joanna Dark vs. Lindsay Lohan
Ref: Big John McCarthy
The bells sounds to officially start this match. The both go for a lock up, but Linsday Lohan lands a couple kicks to the gut of Joanna Dark, scoop slam, Lohan drops the point of the elbow on the chest of Dark, pin, and a two count. A hair mare takeover, Lohan lands a forearm shot to the lower back of Dark, Lohan executes a back breaker, and another elbow on the chest of Dark. Lohan whips Dark off the ropes, Lohan hits Dark with a back elbow, pin, and a two count. Lohan whips Dark into the corner, Lohan quickly follows Dark into the corner, and a hits a clothesline. Lohan lands a few punches to the face and head of Dark, follows with a few European uppercuts, hits a suplex, pin, and a two count. Lohan hits a scoop slam driver, lands a elbow on the chest of Dark, pin, and a two count. Lohan whips Dark into the corner, Lohan is taunting the crowd, they respond with boos, Lohan runs at Dark, but Dark gets a boot in the face of Lohan. Lohan stumbles backwards, Dark runs at Lohan, and takes her down with a few clotheslines. Lohan gets to her, Dark whips her off the ropes, Lohan ducks the clothesline, attempts a neck breaker, but Dark counters and hits The Perfect Dark (Shiranu into a DDT) for the three.
Vanna White is standing by with Jet Li.
Vanna: You have a match coming up next, but more importantly you will be facing Jackie Chan at Beach Wars. He beat you once, do you think he can beat you again?
Jet: As the old saying goes... fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. This applies to this situation. If he beats me again, it will be shame on me. I won't let him beat me again. I will get the revenge and the payback I have been promising for weeks. Jackie better ready because he will fall in the hands of defeat.
Jet Li leaves the interview area and heads to the ring for his match.
Jet Li vs. Johnny Bravo
The match doesn't even get officially underway as Jet Li attacks Johnny Bravo from behind as Bravo is making his way to the ring. Li wants to show Chan what will happen to him at Beach Wars. Li whips Bravo into the steel ring steps. Li suplexes Bravo into the steel steps. Li rolls Bravo into the ring and continues the ensuing beat down of Bravo. Li hits with hard European uppercuts. Li gets out of the ring, gets a steel chair, enters the ring, and lays out Bravo with a thunderous shot to the head. Bravo seems to be lifeless and Li hits the Black Mask on the chair locking in the Lion Tamer. The crowd erupts as Jackie Chan hits the ring. Li flees the ring like a scalded dog as Chan checks on Bravo. Li heads to the back happy with what he did.
Ron Burgundy is standing by with "Mr. Money In The Bank" "007" James Bond.
Burgundy: James, you heard the comments earlier by "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell. What do you have to say in response.
Bond: Ron, Chuck Liddell is nothing in the realm of legendary in this business. He has to prove himself before even thinking he will be a legend. Myself on the other hand have proven myself for years. I have helped this company rise to what it is. I was in the finals of World Heavyweight Championship Tournament to crown the very first NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. I became the first Money In The Bank winner. What has he done? He needs to prove himself in this company and in this business. If he thinks he is going to do it at my expense than he has another thing coming. Chuck you talk a tough game, but we will see is still "Mr. Money In The Bank" after our match because I will became a champion sooner than you will.
James Bond leaves the interview area and heads to the ring for his match.
"007" James Bond vs. "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell w/Mike Gundy
Ref: Herb Dean
The bells sounds to officially start the match. They lock up and "007" James Bond puts "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell in a side headlock, than switches to a hammerlock, drop toe holds Liddell to the mat, with Bond quickly putting Liddell in a front face lock. The crowd applauds Bond' great chain wrestling ability. Liddell instinctively rams Bond back first into the corner. Bond releases the hold, Liddell lays into Bond with a flurry of punches. Liddell takes Bond to the mat with a snap mare, Liddell than hits a seated snap mare. Liddell whips Bond off the ropes, lands a drop kick to the chest of Bond, Liddell hits a hangman's noose neck breaker, pin, and a two count. Liddell hits a fisherman suplex, bridging his neck for the pin, and a two count. Liddell whips Bond off the ropes, lands a knee into the gut of Bond, Liddell than hits a gut buster inflicting more punishment to gut and midsection of Bond. Liddell puts Bond in the abdominal stretch. He than starts punching the ribs of Bond. Liddell uses the ropes for extra leverage out of sight of Herb Dean. Herb Dean checks on Liddell and he quickly lets go of the ropes. Herb Dean turns his attention back to Bond to see if he submits, but Bond doesn't give up that easily. During that time Liddell once again grabs the ropes for extra leverage. Herb Dean checks Liddell who quickly lets go of the ropes. Herb Dean asks him if he was using the ropes, but Liddell says he wasn't. Herb Dean turns his back, LIddell grabs the ropes again, and this time Herb Dean sees this. Herb Dean kicks Liddell's hand off the ropes, this allows Bond to hip toss out of the abdominal stretch out of desperation. Both men are down on the mat and Herb Dean starts his ten count. 1......... 2......... 3......... 4......... 5......... both men are using the ropes to get to their feet. They than start trading punches with Bond seemingly getting the better of the exchange. Liddell reverses the Irish whip, Liddell ducks the clothesline, bounces off the ropes, but Bond catches Liddell with a snap power slam. Bond waits for Liddell to get to his feet, than hits the Secret Agent Slam, than locks on the ankle lock grapvining the leg, and Liddell is forced to tap out. Bond is victorious over Liddell. Bond celebrates his win to end the show.
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