House Show Results From London, Ontario
Posted by Mr. C.C. on Sunday, April 12, 2009
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Battle To The Clash Of The Titans Tour
John Labatt Centre
London, Ontario
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009
The capacity crowd in London, Ontario is pumped for the show as the NIWA rolls on to Clash Of The Titans. The crowd is going nuts as the first match is about to get underway.
April O'Neil & Casey Jones vs. Jasmine & Aladdin
Both teams are in the ring and it will be April O'Neil and Jasmine starting it out. The ref calls for the bell to signal the official start of the match. They lock up and O'Neil switches to an arm wringer, O'Neil torques on the arm of Jasmine, but Jasmine reverses, and wrings the arm of O'Neil. O'Neil quickly reverses it back in her favor, O'Neil lands an elbow into the shoulder of Jasmine, than yanks on the arm of Jasmine trying to do some damage. Jasmine gets to the ropes for a break, O'Neil pulls her away from the ropes. O'Neil wraps Jasmine's arm around the ropes and torques on it inflicting more pain, O'Neil breaks on four. O'Neil lands a kick to the left shoulder of Jasmine, than rams Jasmine shoulder first into the corner, O'Neil grabs Jasmine, hits a shoulder breaker, goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. O'Neil has hold of Jasmine's arm, arm drags Jasmine to the mat, than puts Jasmine's arm in an arm scissor submission trying to get her to submit. Ref is in perfect position to see if Jasmine submits, but she does not. Jasmine wisely gets to her knees, than gets O'Neil in a pinning predicament, but only gets a two count. O'Neil shifts her weight to put Jasmine on her back again, Jasmine is trying to get out of the hold, out of desperation Jasmine uses any remaining strength to get O'Neil up, and slams O'Neil hard to the mat. Both women are down on the mat and the ref assesses the situation. Aladdin and Casey Jones are reaching out for tags as they try to get the crowd behind them. They are starting to stir, they are crawling towards their respective corners, O'Neil makes the tag to Jones, and Jasmine finally makes the tag to Aladdin. Aladdin gets in the ring, Jones tries to land some punches, but Aladdin blocks them all and punches back. Aladdin bounces off the ropes and hits an enziguiri, goes for the pin, but only gets a two count. Aladdin taunts Jones to get up, Jones gets up, runs at Aladdin with a clothesline, Aladdin ducks, than turns around, gets caught with a super kick, Jones goes for the pin, but only gets a two count. Jones attempts the Irish whip, but Aladdin reverses it, Jones bounces off the ropes, Aladdin hits a dropsault sending Jones into the corner. Aladdin runs at Jones, hits a knee to the jaw of Jones, than takes him down with a running bulldog, goes for the pin, but gets a two count. Aladdin grabs Jones, pushes into the ropes, but Jones ducks, and O'Neil catches Aladdin with a pele type kick. Jasmine sees this, charges at O'Neil, knocks her off the mat sending her to the outside, Jasmine goes to the top rope, and hits a moonsault on O'Neil. Both are down on the outside leaving the two legal men in the ring. Jones grabs Aladdin, attempts a DDT, Aladdin counters, attempts a neck breaker, but Jones counters into a side effect, Jones goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Jones thought he had to the win. He grabs Aladdin, puts him on his shoulders looking to hit the GTS (Go To Sleep), Aladdin counters out and hits the Arabian Piledriver for the victory.
We shift to the back as we see the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief approaching Blitz in the locker room. Blitz sees Zangief approaching, Blitz than stands up.
Blitz: What do you want?
Zangief: Nice to see you to... but the reason I am here is to make you a proposal.
Blitz: I am listening.
Zangief: I have seen your matches and I like your moves, style, and all of that good stuff. What I am proposing is that you join my group. You would be a perfect fit in my group of the best superstars in the NIWA.
Blitz: Interesting proposal you have put forth Zangief. If we win tonight consider it done. If not, than no.
Zangief: You will have nothing to worry about.
Both men shake hands as Ron Burgundy is standing by with Larry The Cable Guy.
Burgundy: My guest at this time is none other than Larry The Cable Guy. Now Larry, you have been entered into the NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship tournament. Your thoughts?
Larry: Well there Ron, I have this there opportunity to do what I do best. Or one the things anyways. I have the chance to win the NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship and will doing so I get to use them there weapons. It will be fun!
Burgundy: Now onto your match which is next. You are facing Bob Sapp who is known for his size and strength. How will you combat this.
Larry: I might take beating or I may not. I know Bob Sapp is bigger and probably stronger, but I will get er done at all costs.
With that Larry The Cable Guy leaves the interview area and heads towards the ring.
Bob Sapp is already in the ring when Larry The Cable Guy's music hits. He gets a pop from the crowd. He makes his way onto the entrance stage and the cheers get even louder. He has a mic in hand and starts talking.
Larry: Well, since I am in the entered in the NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship tournament, I went to Mr. C.C. and asked if his could be a street fight. He said yes it could be. The reason I requested it to be a street fight is because I want a going to prove why I am in the tournament for the NIWA World Brass Knuckle Championship. So Bobby, prepare for a beating boy. Let's get er done. Ref ring the bell.
Street Fight
Bob Sapp vs. Larry The Cable Guy
The bells sounds to start this match. Bob Sapp gets out of the ring, runs at Larry The Cable Guy, and they both start trading punches. Larry starts getting the upper hand, but Sapp grabs Larry by the waist, and slams him back first into the barricade wall. Larry reverses the Irish whip and sends Sapp into the opposite barricade wall. Larry lays into Sapp with some kicks and stomps. Larry grabs Sapp, brings him over to the ring, Sapp takes advantage by ramming Larry's back into the ring apron. Sapp than whips Larry into the steel steps. Sapp props Larry against the steps, looks under the ring for a garbage can, finds one, sets it against the face of Larry, than lands a stiff to the garbage into the face of Larry. Sapp rolls Larry into the ring, goes for the pin, and only gets a two count. Sapp goes back out of the ring, looks up the ring for some weapons, and finds some. Sapp finds garbage cans, garbage can lids, ladders, tables, street signs, cookie sheets, kendo sticks, Singapore cans, among other items. Sapp is throwing all sorts of weapons into the ring. Sapp gets in the ring, grabs a chair, Larry drop toe holds Sapp, the face of Sapp lands on the chair. He is holding his face in pain. Larry whips Sapp into the ropes, grabs a stop sign, and smashes it into the face of Sapp with Sapp falling to the mat, goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Larry sets a garbage can on its side, grabs Sapp, attempts a suplex, but Sapp lands on his feet, hits a neck breaker onto the garbage can, Larry is holding his neck in pain. Sapp is quickly into the pin, but only gets a two count. Sapp grabs a crutch and hitting Larry with body shots with the crutch. Sapp whips Larry off the ropes, grabs the crutch, hits the gut of Larry, than finally breaks the crutch over the back of Larry, goes for the pin, but only gets a two count. Sapp hits a double arm suplex, he hits another double suplex, Sapp goes for a third one, but Larry blocks it by landing some knees to the head of Sapp. Larry whips Sapp off the ropes, takes him with a garbage can lid to the face of Sapp. Sapp is now teetering, Larry hits Sapp again, he is still teetering. Larry sets up a chair, lands a dropkick to the knee of Sapp with his face landing on the seat of the chair, Larry grabs a garbage can and leg drops it on the back of Sapp's head, goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Larry goes to the outside and sets up a table, gets in the ring, Larry grabs Sapp, attempts a suplex to the outside, but Sapp blocks, Larry attempts another suplex, again Larry blocks it, Sapp than drops Larry on the top rope. Sapp bounces off the ropes, lands a stiff kick to the head of Larry sending him crashing through the table on the outside. The crowd is going nuts chanting holy shit. Sapp goes to the outside, grabs Larry's lifeless body, rolls him back into the ring, goes for a pin, and Larry barely gets a shoulder off the mat. Sapp thought he had the match, but the ref says Larry got a shoulder off the mat. Sapp gets out of the ring, gets a table, and brings it into the ring. Sapp props the table in the corner. He motions to the crowd that it is all over. Sapp grabs Larry, has him in the Muscle Buster position. He looks to put Larry through another table, but Larry manages to get out of the move, land on his feet, Sapp turns around, and Larry spears Sapp into the table. Larry falls on Sapp for the pin, and gets the three count.
Chuck Norris is in the locker room and approaches the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan.
Norris: You ready for this?
Pan: You better believe it.
Norris: I can trust you to have my back?
Pan: You nothing to worry about Chuck.
Norris: Excellent because Clash Of The Titans may come early for both Zangief and Blitz.
Peter Pan nods in agreement. A promo for Clash Of The Titans plays over the titontron showing where it is going to be held, the venue, and some of the matches that are booked thus far. The promo finishes and the crowd is ready for the next match.
Jackie Chan vs. Fonzie
Both Jackie Chan and Fonzie are in the ring. The ref signals for the bell to officially start the match. The both lock up and Fonzie backs Chan into the corner. The ref asks for a clean break and Fonzie breaks cleanly. The lock up again, Fonzie takes control by going to a standing side headlock. Chan is hitting some shots to the ribs to try and get Fonzie to break the headlock, Fonzie than hits a headlock takeover. The ref is in position to check for a submission. Chan is trying to get to his feet, starts hitting some more shots to the ribs of Fonzie, than pushes him off, Fonzie bounces off the ropes, takes Chan down with a shoulder block. Fonzie bounces off the ropes, hops over Chan, Chan leapfrogs Fonzie, Fonzie bounces off the ropes, Chan hits Fonzie with a dropkick, goes for a pin, only gets a two count. Chan grabs Fonzie, attempts a suplex, Fonzie slips out, lands on his feet, pushes Chan chest first into the ropes, than lands a forearm into the kidneys of Chan. Chan falls to his knees in pain. Fonzie hits a back breaker, goes for a pin, gets a two count. Fonzie rolls Chan onto his chest, than lands a few elbow drops to the back of Chan, goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Fonzie snap mares Chan to mat, than hits a stiff kick to the back of Chan, goes for a pin, again a two count. Fonzie grabs Chan, hits a full nelson suplex bridging into a pin, again only getting a two count. Fonzie whips Chan off the ropes, Fonzie puts his head down, Chan lands a kick on Fonzie. Fonzie goes for a clothesline, Chan ducks, catches Fonzie with a back kick, than Fonzie with a spike DDT. Chan grabs Fonzie and hits Rush Hour (a brain buster with the opponent hitting the top turnbuckle) for the three.
The titontron shifts to the back and sees Jay-Z knocked out. You than here a screeching tires as a car peels out of parking lot. Refs are calling for EMTs.
NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan & Chuck Norris vs. NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief & Blitz
Both teams are in the ring. Peter Pan and Blitz are the two that are starting the match off. They go for a lock up and both are at a stalemate. Pan is getting the crowd behind him, but Blitz doesn't like it. They lock up again and Pan goes takes control by switching to a standing side headlock. Pan puts some torque on the headlock, tags in Chuck Norris, Norris hits a few body shots on Blitz. Norris hits an elbow to the back of Blitz's neck, Norris than lands a neck breaker, goes for the pin, only a two count. Norris grabs Blitz, tags in Pan, Pan starts working on the neck of Blitz. Blitz racks the eyes of Pan. Ref tells Blitz to stay off the eyes. Blitz starts laying into Pan with a number of punches, hits a back breaker, snap mares Pan, and land stiff kick to Pan's back. Blitz grabs Pan, tags in Zangief, he lands a number of clubbing blows to the back of Pan. Zangief whips Pan off the ropes, takes down Pan with a thunderous shoulder, than lands a huge leg drop, goes for a pin, only gets a two count. Zangief whips Pan off the ropes, hits a power slam, goes for a pin, another two count. Zangief tags in Blitz, he grabs Pan, and hits a back breaker. Blitz starts stomping away at the back of Pan, he than starts choking the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion, Blitz stops the choke at the count of four. The ref is telling Blitz to stay off the choke, but Blitz says he has till the count of five. Blitz lays into Pan with a stomp for good measure. Blitz than grabs Pan, hits a snap suplex into a float over pin, but he only gets a two count. Blitz tags in Zangief, they whip Pan of the ropes, hits a double team flapjack. Zangief grabs Pan, hits a gut wrench suplex, goes for a pin, only gets a two count. Zangeif lands a few European uppercuts rocking Pan into the corner. Zangief lays into Pan with a few shoulders, whips Pan hard into the opposite corner, Pan falls on his chest, Zagief drops another huge leg drop on the back of Pan's neck. Zangief snap mares Pan, lands a kick to the back of Pan's neck, goes for a pin, gets a two count. Norris is reaching out for the tag. Pan is starting to crawl towards his corner, Pan is close to making a tag to Norris, but Zangief lands an elbow to the upper back of Pan. Zangief taunts Norris, Norris gets in the ring, and tries to go after Zangief, the ref cuts off Norris. This allows Zangief and Blitz to double team Pan in their corner. Zangief makes a tagging sound as if a tag was made, but there was not. Zangief starts choking Pan in the corner while Blitz lands some body shots. The ref turns his attention to what is happening in the ring. The ref asks if a tag was made and Blitz says there was. Blitz hits a snap suplex, floats over for the pin, gets a two count. Blitz grabs Pan, hits a neck breaker, goes for pin, gets a two count only. Blitz is stomping on the head and neck of Pan. Blitz whips Pan off the ropes, Blitz puts his head down, Pan lands a kick, Pan ducks the clothesline, turns around, kicks Blitz in the midsection, than hits a spike DDT. Both men are down on the mat. The ref starts his ten count. 1......... 2......... 3......... 4......... Norris getting the crowd behind Pan. 5......... Zangief is reaching out to try and get a tag. Both Pan and Blitz are slowly crawling to their corners. Blitz makes the tag first, Zangief gets in the ring, he grabs Pan by the leg and is trying to drag him to his corner, Pan an eziguiri taking down Zangief, makes the tag to Norris. Norris gets in the ring with a head full of steam. Norris grabs Zangief, hits a body slam, Blitz gets body slammed for his trouble as well. Norris has a hold of Zangief, Pan hits an enziguiri dropsault, Norris goes for the pin on Zangief, but Bob Barker is distracting the ref. This allows Blade and Steve Wilkos to interfere. Blade takes out Pan with the Daywalker. Wilkos attacks Norris from behind, hits the Director Of Security (Splash Mountain flipping the opponent over into the X-Factor). Zangief gets to his feet and hits the Russian National Slam, Barker gets off the ring apron as Zangief is pinning Norris, Barker motions to the ref to count the three.
Blitz is now a member of the stable consisting of Bob Barker, Zangief, Steve Wilkos, Blade, and The Punisher. Zangief and Blitz head to the back victorious. The Security are in the middle aisle when "One Litte Victory" by Rush. Mr. C.C. steps onto the entrance stage and gets a huge cheer from the fans. He has a mic in hand and begins to speak.
Mr. C.C.: Steve Wilkos and Blade, you like to interfere, especially in matches involving Zangief. You want to fight people so bad, than you will be facing the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan and the number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship in a tag team match. The match will take place on April 15th when the NIWA rolls into Sarnia, Ontario.
The Security is livid at this annoucement. They plead with Bob Barker, but he is telling them that he can't do anything about the match.
"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH is watching a replay of Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania 25 on a TV set in the locker room.
The titontron shows clips of the first Money In The Bank qualifying match with "007" James Bond winning the match thus qualifying.
Money In The Bank Qualifying Match
Mario w/Princess Peach vs. Turok
Both men are in the ring and the ref calls for the bell to officially start the match. They lock up and Turok backs Mario into the corner. Mario reverses it, the ref asks for a clean break, and Mario breaks cleanly. They lock up again and start chain wrestling. Turok switches to a standing side headlock, than switches to a hammer lock, Mario counters into a hammer lock of his own, Mario takes Turok down with a drop toe hold, than puts Turok into a front face lock. Turok quickly gets to his feet, counters the front face lock by hitting a northern lights suplex bridging into a pin, but only gets a two count. Mario is to his feet, Truok sweeps the legs out from under Mario, quick pin, but only a one count. Mario takes down Turok with a fireman's carry, Mario goes for the pin, Turok kicks off Mario. Turok deep arm drags Mario, Mario return the favor by deep arm dragging Turok. They both trade a couple more deep arm drags. They are at a stalemate and the crowd applauds the effort of both competitors. They go for a lock up, but Turok lands a few clubbing blows to the back of Mario, Turok whips Mario off the ropes, hits a sidewalk slam, goes for a pin, only gets a two count. Turok goes to pick up Mario, but Mario rolls up Turok in a small package, gets a two count. Mario ducks the clothesline, hits a backslide, but again only a two count. Turok takes Mario down with a clothesline, he than lands a few elbows to the chest of Mario, than hits a leg drop to the chest of Mario. Turok grabs Mario, hits a vertical suplex, goes for the pin, gets a two count as Mario is able to kick out. Turok attempts to throw Mario over the top rope to the outside, but Mario is able to land on the apron. Turok doesn't see this at first, he turns around, sees Mario on the apron, walks over, but Mario grabs the back of Turok's neck pull his throat agains the top rope. Turok falls to the mat, Mario gets in the ring, and he hits a leg drop on the throat of Turok, goes for a pin, only gets a two count. Mario whips Turok into the corner, Mario is looking around at the crowd, runs at Turok, Turok gets a boot in the face of Mario. Mario stumbles backwards and Turok takes him down with a clothesline. Turok whips Mario off the ropes, hits a back, than takes down Mario with a side Russian leg sweep. Turok grabs Mario, hits a body slam, lands a knee on the chest of Mario, goes for a pin, gets a two count. Turok grabs Mario and puts him in the abdominal stretch. The ref is in position to see if Mario gives up. Mario does not submit. Turok puts more pressure on the Mario while still having the abdominal stretch locked in. The ref asks Mario if he submits, but he does not. Turok continues to torque on the abdominal stretch to try and get Mario to submit to no avail. The crowd is getting behind Mario, he than finally hips tosses Turok to the mat getting out of the move. Both men are down on the mat, Mario is crawling to the ropes to pull himself up to his feet, Turok grabs one of Mario's ankles, Mario mule kicks Turok off sending him into the corner. Turok runs at Mario, but Turok is back body dropped to the outside. Mario goes to the outside, grabs Turok, and whips him into the barricade wall. Mario runs at Turok, but Turok ducks and back body drops Mario into the crowd. Turok breaks the refs ten count, hops on the barricade wall, and hits a cross body splash. Turok grabs Mario throws him over the barricade, and into the ringside area. Mario reverses the Irish whip sending Turok into the steel ring steps. Mario breaks the refs ten count, grabs Turok, rolls him into the ring, goes for a pin, only gets a two count. Mario grabs Turok, whips him off the ropes, hits a power slam, gets a two count. Mario puts Turok in the Sharpshooter. Ref is in position to see if Turok taps out. Turok is not tapping out, he is inching his way to the ropes to try and get a rope break. He is a finger tip away from grabbing the ropes, he is stretching as much as he can, and finally grabs the bottom rope. The is telling Mario to break, but isn't, the ref is administering his manditory five count, Mario breaks on four. Turok is holding his back in pain, Mario lands a few elbows to the small of Turok' back, than hits a Randy Orton style modified back breaker, goes for a pin, gets a two count. Mario whips Turok into the corner, he is looking around at the crowd, Mario runs at Turok, Turok moves, and Mario hits the middle turnbuckle face first. Turok grabs Mario, attempts his finished called The Dinosaur Hunter, Mario counters out, and hits the Super Mario Stunner for the three.
Mario is the second of eight men to qualify for the Money In The Bank Match at Clash Of The Titans. The crowd is applauding the great main event match they just saw.
Quick Results
Jasmine and Aladdin defeated April O'Neil and Casey Jones via pinfall
Larry The Cable Guy defeated Bob Sapp via pinfall in a Street Fight
Jackie Chan defeated Fonzie via pinfall
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief and Blitz defeated NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan and Chuck Norris via pinfall after The Security interfered
Mario defeated Turok via pinfall to qualify for the Money In The Bank Dragon Match at Clash Of The Titans
John Labatt Centre
London, Ontario
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009
The capacity crowd in London, Ontario is pumped for the show as the NIWA rolls on to Clash Of The Titans. The crowd is going nuts as the first match is about to get underway.
April O'Neil & Casey Jones vs. Jasmine & Aladdin
Both teams are in the ring and it will be April O'Neil and Jasmine starting it out. The ref calls for the bell to signal the official start of the match. They lock up and O'Neil switches to an arm wringer, O'Neil torques on the arm of Jasmine, but Jasmine reverses, and wrings the arm of O'Neil. O'Neil quickly reverses it back in her favor, O'Neil lands an elbow into the shoulder of Jasmine, than yanks on the arm of Jasmine trying to do some damage. Jasmine gets to the ropes for a break, O'Neil pulls her away from the ropes. O'Neil wraps Jasmine's arm around the ropes and torques on it inflicting more pain, O'Neil breaks on four. O'Neil lands a kick to the left shoulder of Jasmine, than rams Jasmine shoulder first into the corner, O'Neil grabs Jasmine, hits a shoulder breaker, goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. O'Neil has hold of Jasmine's arm, arm drags Jasmine to the mat, than puts Jasmine's arm in an arm scissor submission trying to get her to submit. Ref is in perfect position to see if Jasmine submits, but she does not. Jasmine wisely gets to her knees, than gets O'Neil in a pinning predicament, but only gets a two count. O'Neil shifts her weight to put Jasmine on her back again, Jasmine is trying to get out of the hold, out of desperation Jasmine uses any remaining strength to get O'Neil up, and slams O'Neil hard to the mat. Both women are down on the mat and the ref assesses the situation. Aladdin and Casey Jones are reaching out for tags as they try to get the crowd behind them. They are starting to stir, they are crawling towards their respective corners, O'Neil makes the tag to Jones, and Jasmine finally makes the tag to Aladdin. Aladdin gets in the ring, Jones tries to land some punches, but Aladdin blocks them all and punches back. Aladdin bounces off the ropes and hits an enziguiri, goes for the pin, but only gets a two count. Aladdin taunts Jones to get up, Jones gets up, runs at Aladdin with a clothesline, Aladdin ducks, than turns around, gets caught with a super kick, Jones goes for the pin, but only gets a two count. Jones attempts the Irish whip, but Aladdin reverses it, Jones bounces off the ropes, Aladdin hits a dropsault sending Jones into the corner. Aladdin runs at Jones, hits a knee to the jaw of Jones, than takes him down with a running bulldog, goes for the pin, but gets a two count. Aladdin grabs Jones, pushes into the ropes, but Jones ducks, and O'Neil catches Aladdin with a pele type kick. Jasmine sees this, charges at O'Neil, knocks her off the mat sending her to the outside, Jasmine goes to the top rope, and hits a moonsault on O'Neil. Both are down on the outside leaving the two legal men in the ring. Jones grabs Aladdin, attempts a DDT, Aladdin counters, attempts a neck breaker, but Jones counters into a side effect, Jones goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Jones thought he had to the win. He grabs Aladdin, puts him on his shoulders looking to hit the GTS (Go To Sleep), Aladdin counters out and hits the Arabian Piledriver for the victory.
We shift to the back as we see the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief approaching Blitz in the locker room. Blitz sees Zangief approaching, Blitz than stands up.
Blitz: What do you want?
Zangief: Nice to see you to... but the reason I am here is to make you a proposal.
Blitz: I am listening.
Zangief: I have seen your matches and I like your moves, style, and all of that good stuff. What I am proposing is that you join my group. You would be a perfect fit in my group of the best superstars in the NIWA.
Blitz: Interesting proposal you have put forth Zangief. If we win tonight consider it done. If not, than no.
Zangief: You will have nothing to worry about.
Both men shake hands as Ron Burgundy is standing by with Larry The Cable Guy.
Burgundy: My guest at this time is none other than Larry The Cable Guy. Now Larry, you have been entered into the NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship tournament. Your thoughts?
Larry: Well there Ron, I have this there opportunity to do what I do best. Or one the things anyways. I have the chance to win the NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship and will doing so I get to use them there weapons. It will be fun!
Burgundy: Now onto your match which is next. You are facing Bob Sapp who is known for his size and strength. How will you combat this.
Larry: I might take beating or I may not. I know Bob Sapp is bigger and probably stronger, but I will get er done at all costs.
With that Larry The Cable Guy leaves the interview area and heads towards the ring.
Bob Sapp is already in the ring when Larry The Cable Guy's music hits. He gets a pop from the crowd. He makes his way onto the entrance stage and the cheers get even louder. He has a mic in hand and starts talking.
Larry: Well, since I am in the entered in the NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship tournament, I went to Mr. C.C. and asked if his could be a street fight. He said yes it could be. The reason I requested it to be a street fight is because I want a going to prove why I am in the tournament for the NIWA World Brass Knuckle Championship. So Bobby, prepare for a beating boy. Let's get er done. Ref ring the bell.
Street Fight
Bob Sapp vs. Larry The Cable Guy
The bells sounds to start this match. Bob Sapp gets out of the ring, runs at Larry The Cable Guy, and they both start trading punches. Larry starts getting the upper hand, but Sapp grabs Larry by the waist, and slams him back first into the barricade wall. Larry reverses the Irish whip and sends Sapp into the opposite barricade wall. Larry lays into Sapp with some kicks and stomps. Larry grabs Sapp, brings him over to the ring, Sapp takes advantage by ramming Larry's back into the ring apron. Sapp than whips Larry into the steel steps. Sapp props Larry against the steps, looks under the ring for a garbage can, finds one, sets it against the face of Larry, than lands a stiff to the garbage into the face of Larry. Sapp rolls Larry into the ring, goes for the pin, and only gets a two count. Sapp goes back out of the ring, looks up the ring for some weapons, and finds some. Sapp finds garbage cans, garbage can lids, ladders, tables, street signs, cookie sheets, kendo sticks, Singapore cans, among other items. Sapp is throwing all sorts of weapons into the ring. Sapp gets in the ring, grabs a chair, Larry drop toe holds Sapp, the face of Sapp lands on the chair. He is holding his face in pain. Larry whips Sapp into the ropes, grabs a stop sign, and smashes it into the face of Sapp with Sapp falling to the mat, goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Larry sets a garbage can on its side, grabs Sapp, attempts a suplex, but Sapp lands on his feet, hits a neck breaker onto the garbage can, Larry is holding his neck in pain. Sapp is quickly into the pin, but only gets a two count. Sapp grabs a crutch and hitting Larry with body shots with the crutch. Sapp whips Larry off the ropes, grabs the crutch, hits the gut of Larry, than finally breaks the crutch over the back of Larry, goes for the pin, but only gets a two count. Sapp hits a double arm suplex, he hits another double suplex, Sapp goes for a third one, but Larry blocks it by landing some knees to the head of Sapp. Larry whips Sapp off the ropes, takes him with a garbage can lid to the face of Sapp. Sapp is now teetering, Larry hits Sapp again, he is still teetering. Larry sets up a chair, lands a dropkick to the knee of Sapp with his face landing on the seat of the chair, Larry grabs a garbage can and leg drops it on the back of Sapp's head, goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Larry goes to the outside and sets up a table, gets in the ring, Larry grabs Sapp, attempts a suplex to the outside, but Sapp blocks, Larry attempts another suplex, again Larry blocks it, Sapp than drops Larry on the top rope. Sapp bounces off the ropes, lands a stiff kick to the head of Larry sending him crashing through the table on the outside. The crowd is going nuts chanting holy shit. Sapp goes to the outside, grabs Larry's lifeless body, rolls him back into the ring, goes for a pin, and Larry barely gets a shoulder off the mat. Sapp thought he had the match, but the ref says Larry got a shoulder off the mat. Sapp gets out of the ring, gets a table, and brings it into the ring. Sapp props the table in the corner. He motions to the crowd that it is all over. Sapp grabs Larry, has him in the Muscle Buster position. He looks to put Larry through another table, but Larry manages to get out of the move, land on his feet, Sapp turns around, and Larry spears Sapp into the table. Larry falls on Sapp for the pin, and gets the three count.
Chuck Norris is in the locker room and approaches the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan.
Norris: You ready for this?
Pan: You better believe it.
Norris: I can trust you to have my back?
Pan: You nothing to worry about Chuck.
Norris: Excellent because Clash Of The Titans may come early for both Zangief and Blitz.
Peter Pan nods in agreement. A promo for Clash Of The Titans plays over the titontron showing where it is going to be held, the venue, and some of the matches that are booked thus far. The promo finishes and the crowd is ready for the next match.
Jackie Chan vs. Fonzie
Both Jackie Chan and Fonzie are in the ring. The ref signals for the bell to officially start the match. The both lock up and Fonzie backs Chan into the corner. The ref asks for a clean break and Fonzie breaks cleanly. The lock up again, Fonzie takes control by going to a standing side headlock. Chan is hitting some shots to the ribs to try and get Fonzie to break the headlock, Fonzie than hits a headlock takeover. The ref is in position to check for a submission. Chan is trying to get to his feet, starts hitting some more shots to the ribs of Fonzie, than pushes him off, Fonzie bounces off the ropes, takes Chan down with a shoulder block. Fonzie bounces off the ropes, hops over Chan, Chan leapfrogs Fonzie, Fonzie bounces off the ropes, Chan hits Fonzie with a dropkick, goes for a pin, only gets a two count. Chan grabs Fonzie, attempts a suplex, Fonzie slips out, lands on his feet, pushes Chan chest first into the ropes, than lands a forearm into the kidneys of Chan. Chan falls to his knees in pain. Fonzie hits a back breaker, goes for a pin, gets a two count. Fonzie rolls Chan onto his chest, than lands a few elbow drops to the back of Chan, goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Fonzie snap mares Chan to mat, than hits a stiff kick to the back of Chan, goes for a pin, again a two count. Fonzie grabs Chan, hits a full nelson suplex bridging into a pin, again only getting a two count. Fonzie whips Chan off the ropes, Fonzie puts his head down, Chan lands a kick on Fonzie. Fonzie goes for a clothesline, Chan ducks, catches Fonzie with a back kick, than Fonzie with a spike DDT. Chan grabs Fonzie and hits Rush Hour (a brain buster with the opponent hitting the top turnbuckle) for the three.
The titontron shifts to the back and sees Jay-Z knocked out. You than here a screeching tires as a car peels out of parking lot. Refs are calling for EMTs.
NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan & Chuck Norris vs. NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief & Blitz
Both teams are in the ring. Peter Pan and Blitz are the two that are starting the match off. They go for a lock up and both are at a stalemate. Pan is getting the crowd behind him, but Blitz doesn't like it. They lock up again and Pan goes takes control by switching to a standing side headlock. Pan puts some torque on the headlock, tags in Chuck Norris, Norris hits a few body shots on Blitz. Norris hits an elbow to the back of Blitz's neck, Norris than lands a neck breaker, goes for the pin, only a two count. Norris grabs Blitz, tags in Pan, Pan starts working on the neck of Blitz. Blitz racks the eyes of Pan. Ref tells Blitz to stay off the eyes. Blitz starts laying into Pan with a number of punches, hits a back breaker, snap mares Pan, and land stiff kick to Pan's back. Blitz grabs Pan, tags in Zangief, he lands a number of clubbing blows to the back of Pan. Zangief whips Pan off the ropes, takes down Pan with a thunderous shoulder, than lands a huge leg drop, goes for a pin, only gets a two count. Zangief whips Pan off the ropes, hits a power slam, goes for a pin, another two count. Zangief tags in Blitz, he grabs Pan, and hits a back breaker. Blitz starts stomping away at the back of Pan, he than starts choking the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion, Blitz stops the choke at the count of four. The ref is telling Blitz to stay off the choke, but Blitz says he has till the count of five. Blitz lays into Pan with a stomp for good measure. Blitz than grabs Pan, hits a snap suplex into a float over pin, but he only gets a two count. Blitz tags in Zangief, they whip Pan of the ropes, hits a double team flapjack. Zangief grabs Pan, hits a gut wrench suplex, goes for a pin, only gets a two count. Zangeif lands a few European uppercuts rocking Pan into the corner. Zangief lays into Pan with a few shoulders, whips Pan hard into the opposite corner, Pan falls on his chest, Zagief drops another huge leg drop on the back of Pan's neck. Zangief snap mares Pan, lands a kick to the back of Pan's neck, goes for a pin, gets a two count. Norris is reaching out for the tag. Pan is starting to crawl towards his corner, Pan is close to making a tag to Norris, but Zangief lands an elbow to the upper back of Pan. Zangief taunts Norris, Norris gets in the ring, and tries to go after Zangief, the ref cuts off Norris. This allows Zangief and Blitz to double team Pan in their corner. Zangief makes a tagging sound as if a tag was made, but there was not. Zangief starts choking Pan in the corner while Blitz lands some body shots. The ref turns his attention to what is happening in the ring. The ref asks if a tag was made and Blitz says there was. Blitz hits a snap suplex, floats over for the pin, gets a two count. Blitz grabs Pan, hits a neck breaker, goes for pin, gets a two count only. Blitz is stomping on the head and neck of Pan. Blitz whips Pan off the ropes, Blitz puts his head down, Pan lands a kick, Pan ducks the clothesline, turns around, kicks Blitz in the midsection, than hits a spike DDT. Both men are down on the mat. The ref starts his ten count. 1......... 2......... 3......... 4......... Norris getting the crowd behind Pan. 5......... Zangief is reaching out to try and get a tag. Both Pan and Blitz are slowly crawling to their corners. Blitz makes the tag first, Zangief gets in the ring, he grabs Pan by the leg and is trying to drag him to his corner, Pan an eziguiri taking down Zangief, makes the tag to Norris. Norris gets in the ring with a head full of steam. Norris grabs Zangief, hits a body slam, Blitz gets body slammed for his trouble as well. Norris has a hold of Zangief, Pan hits an enziguiri dropsault, Norris goes for the pin on Zangief, but Bob Barker is distracting the ref. This allows Blade and Steve Wilkos to interfere. Blade takes out Pan with the Daywalker. Wilkos attacks Norris from behind, hits the Director Of Security (Splash Mountain flipping the opponent over into the X-Factor). Zangief gets to his feet and hits the Russian National Slam, Barker gets off the ring apron as Zangief is pinning Norris, Barker motions to the ref to count the three.
Blitz is now a member of the stable consisting of Bob Barker, Zangief, Steve Wilkos, Blade, and The Punisher. Zangief and Blitz head to the back victorious. The Security are in the middle aisle when "One Litte Victory" by Rush. Mr. C.C. steps onto the entrance stage and gets a huge cheer from the fans. He has a mic in hand and begins to speak.
Mr. C.C.: Steve Wilkos and Blade, you like to interfere, especially in matches involving Zangief. You want to fight people so bad, than you will be facing the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan and the number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship in a tag team match. The match will take place on April 15th when the NIWA rolls into Sarnia, Ontario.
The Security is livid at this annoucement. They plead with Bob Barker, but he is telling them that he can't do anything about the match.
"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH is watching a replay of Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania 25 on a TV set in the locker room.
The titontron shows clips of the first Money In The Bank qualifying match with "007" James Bond winning the match thus qualifying.
Money In The Bank Qualifying Match
Mario w/Princess Peach vs. Turok
Both men are in the ring and the ref calls for the bell to officially start the match. They lock up and Turok backs Mario into the corner. Mario reverses it, the ref asks for a clean break, and Mario breaks cleanly. They lock up again and start chain wrestling. Turok switches to a standing side headlock, than switches to a hammer lock, Mario counters into a hammer lock of his own, Mario takes Turok down with a drop toe hold, than puts Turok into a front face lock. Turok quickly gets to his feet, counters the front face lock by hitting a northern lights suplex bridging into a pin, but only gets a two count. Mario is to his feet, Truok sweeps the legs out from under Mario, quick pin, but only a one count. Mario takes down Turok with a fireman's carry, Mario goes for the pin, Turok kicks off Mario. Turok deep arm drags Mario, Mario return the favor by deep arm dragging Turok. They both trade a couple more deep arm drags. They are at a stalemate and the crowd applauds the effort of both competitors. They go for a lock up, but Turok lands a few clubbing blows to the back of Mario, Turok whips Mario off the ropes, hits a sidewalk slam, goes for a pin, only gets a two count. Turok goes to pick up Mario, but Mario rolls up Turok in a small package, gets a two count. Mario ducks the clothesline, hits a backslide, but again only a two count. Turok takes Mario down with a clothesline, he than lands a few elbows to the chest of Mario, than hits a leg drop to the chest of Mario. Turok grabs Mario, hits a vertical suplex, goes for the pin, gets a two count as Mario is able to kick out. Turok attempts to throw Mario over the top rope to the outside, but Mario is able to land on the apron. Turok doesn't see this at first, he turns around, sees Mario on the apron, walks over, but Mario grabs the back of Turok's neck pull his throat agains the top rope. Turok falls to the mat, Mario gets in the ring, and he hits a leg drop on the throat of Turok, goes for a pin, only gets a two count. Mario whips Turok into the corner, Mario is looking around at the crowd, runs at Turok, Turok gets a boot in the face of Mario. Mario stumbles backwards and Turok takes him down with a clothesline. Turok whips Mario off the ropes, hits a back, than takes down Mario with a side Russian leg sweep. Turok grabs Mario, hits a body slam, lands a knee on the chest of Mario, goes for a pin, gets a two count. Turok grabs Mario and puts him in the abdominal stretch. The ref is in position to see if Mario gives up. Mario does not submit. Turok puts more pressure on the Mario while still having the abdominal stretch locked in. The ref asks Mario if he submits, but he does not. Turok continues to torque on the abdominal stretch to try and get Mario to submit to no avail. The crowd is getting behind Mario, he than finally hips tosses Turok to the mat getting out of the move. Both men are down on the mat, Mario is crawling to the ropes to pull himself up to his feet, Turok grabs one of Mario's ankles, Mario mule kicks Turok off sending him into the corner. Turok runs at Mario, but Turok is back body dropped to the outside. Mario goes to the outside, grabs Turok, and whips him into the barricade wall. Mario runs at Turok, but Turok ducks and back body drops Mario into the crowd. Turok breaks the refs ten count, hops on the barricade wall, and hits a cross body splash. Turok grabs Mario throws him over the barricade, and into the ringside area. Mario reverses the Irish whip sending Turok into the steel ring steps. Mario breaks the refs ten count, grabs Turok, rolls him into the ring, goes for a pin, only gets a two count. Mario grabs Turok, whips him off the ropes, hits a power slam, gets a two count. Mario puts Turok in the Sharpshooter. Ref is in position to see if Turok taps out. Turok is not tapping out, he is inching his way to the ropes to try and get a rope break. He is a finger tip away from grabbing the ropes, he is stretching as much as he can, and finally grabs the bottom rope. The is telling Mario to break, but isn't, the ref is administering his manditory five count, Mario breaks on four. Turok is holding his back in pain, Mario lands a few elbows to the small of Turok' back, than hits a Randy Orton style modified back breaker, goes for a pin, gets a two count. Mario whips Turok into the corner, he is looking around at the crowd, Mario runs at Turok, Turok moves, and Mario hits the middle turnbuckle face first. Turok grabs Mario, attempts his finished called The Dinosaur Hunter, Mario counters out, and hits the Super Mario Stunner for the three.
Mario is the second of eight men to qualify for the Money In The Bank Match at Clash Of The Titans. The crowd is applauding the great main event match they just saw.
Quick Results
Jasmine and Aladdin defeated April O'Neil and Casey Jones via pinfall
Larry The Cable Guy defeated Bob Sapp via pinfall in a Street Fight
Jackie Chan defeated Fonzie via pinfall
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Zangief and Blitz defeated NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan and Chuck Norris via pinfall after The Security interfered
Mario defeated Turok via pinfall to qualify for the Money In The Bank Dragon Match at Clash Of The Titans
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