08-11-09 House Show Results
Posted by Mr. C.C. on Sunday, September 6, 2009
Under: Results
Rush To The Stampede Tour
Norfolk Scope
Norfolk, Virginia
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009
Recap of Hot As Hell airs. It ends with JTH standing over HBK and fades.
Break It Down by Chris Warren Band plays to start the show and JTH comes out to a full pledge of boos as he enters the ring with a mic in hand.
JTH: You know so many people seem to want to know my motives for kicking the day lights out of Shawn Michaels at Hot As Hell. *Boos* And the answer is quite simple… None! …That’s right people, none! No motive whatsoever! *Boos* At Hot as Hell, I did the two things I said I was going to do: One, was call right the match right down the middle; which I did. And two, anybody that got in my face of JTH, was getting their lights knocked… the hell… out. *Boos* Zangief was dumb, came out as expected, tried to get involved, but failed miserably; then I ran in the ring, and counted Chuck Norris down. if I had a motive against HBK, I wouldn’t have done it, but I did. Than Shawn Michaels broke the golden rule, HBK got in my face, and argued where I was; you don’t do that to any referee period, let alone me. *Heavy boos* You knew the risk you took Shawn, you stuck your hand in the alligator’s mouth, so the gator chopped down, and cost you everything. The only person you can blame Shawn, for your incompetence, is Shawn Michaels.
JTH Drops the mic and the crowd boos heavily as he leaves.
Cosmo Kramer vs. Simon Cowell
Ref: Herb Dean
Tie up by the two, Simon Cowell puts Cosmo Kramer into a Arm Wrench, twists the arm, Kramer reverses and turns it into his own arm wrench, than Cowell grabs Kramer, turns it into a Snapmare, and takes Kramer down. Kramer quickly floats over and puts Cowell into a hammerlock, Cowell trying to fight out of it rams Kramer back into the corner, than starts kicking and punching away at Kramer. Kramer begins to fight out of the corner, but Cowell quickly stops the momentum with a knee to the gut. Cowell than grabs both of Kramer’s arm, puts his boot behind Kramer’s head, gives a big stomp to the back of the head of Kramer in a Curb Stomp style move, cover, and a two count. Cowell then starts choking Kramer right in front of the ref and breaks on four. Kramer gives Cowell a shot to the face as Cowell comes back in, than starts to get some momentum again. Kramer comes off the ropes, gives a big elbow to the face of Cowell, more big shots to the face, than Kramer sends Cowell off the ropes, hits an Inverted Atomic Drop, than a Jawbreaker, and Cowell goes down. Kramer heads to the top rope, jumps off, but Cowell buries a fist to the gut of Kramer as he comes down. Cowell then grabs Kramer, places Kramer’s throat on his knee, smashes his throat over Cowell’s knee like a Windpipe Crusher, but Kramer counters, bounces off the ropes, hits The Giddy Up, makes the cover, and gets the three.
Lara Croft vs. Britney Spears
Ref: Mario Yamasaki
Britney Spears starts poking fun at Lara Croft which Croft doesn’t take too well. Croft tackles Spears to the ground and slams Spears’ head into the mat. Croft then picks up Spears with ease, drops her with a back breaker, cover, and a two count. Croft just starts slapping Spears in the back of the head just toying with her, grabs her by the hair, the ref tells her to break to which Croft drops Spears, she falls face first on the mat, and Croft gets right in the referee’s face. Spears reverses the Irish Whip, gives Croft a clothesline coming in sends Croft to the opposite corner, gives a running foot to the gut, than a dropkick to the gut sending Croft down, cover, and a two count. Spears just starts wailing away at Croft and Croft grabs Spears pulling her down Spears neck lands on the bottom rope stunning Spears. Croft gives Spears a Tomb Raider Drop, makes the cover, and gets the three. Lara Croft is the winner.
Mr. C.C. is backstage looking back and forth at two different people.
Mr. C.C.: So let me get this straight, you two refuse to face each other?
Camera zooms back showing "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne and "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH.
Fozzie: Yeah pretty much. I got no beef with this guy and there is no reason to fight this man.
JTH: So I suggest you do something about this Mr. C.C.?
Mr. C.C.: Okay. You two don’t want to face each other, then I’ll pair you guys up as a team. But you’ll face two people of my choosing in the main event.
JTH: Fine.
Both "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH and "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne leave.
Johnny Bravo vs. Chris Brown
Ref: Big John McCarthy
Johnny Bravo easily pushes Chris Brown back to the corner, pounds Brown in the corner, Bravo poses to the crowd, pulls Brown out, and clotheslines him down. Bravo sends Brown to the corner, runs at Brown, connects with a Body Splash, and Brown falls to the mat. Bravo picks up Brown, gives him a Powerbomb, flexes to the crowd, the crowd goes crazy cover it, and a two count. Bravo sends Brown off the ropes, misses the clothesline, Brown comes off the ropes, connects with a running fist that knocks down Bravo, Brown heads to the top rope, connects with a Diving Clothesline, cover, and a two count. Brown mocks Bravo by posing to the crowd as he heads to the top rope again, waits for Bravo to get to his feet, jumps off, and Bravo hits a clothesline. Bravo grabs Brown, hits the Man I’m Pretty Slam, makes the cover, and gets the three. Johnny Bravo his gone on a bit of a winning streak.
Screen shows that the Main Event for next show will be Mr. Clean vs. Chuck Norris for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship.
Han Solo & Luke Skywalker vs. Iron Chef America (Mario Batali & Michael Symon) w/Cat Cora
Ref: Herb Dean
Han Solo and Mario Batali start the match. Batali quickly gives takes Solo down with a Double Arm Whip to the whip, another tie up, Batali than gives a fireman’s carry takedown into an arm lock. Irish Whip, a Hip Toss to Solo, than an Arm Wrench, and a tag to Michael Symon, Symon comes in, kicks Solo in the chops, than a straight punch taking Solo down. Solo then gets up in a fit of rage, pushes Symon back to the ropes, punches Symon in the face, clotheslines Symon down. Solo tags Luke, he comes in, knees Symon in the face, gives a big suplex, floats over into the pin, and a two count. Luke tags back in Solo, Luke sends Symon off the ropes, Luke drops down, Symon hopes over Luke, Solo connects with a vicious clothesline, cover, and a two count. Solo sends Symon off the rope, Symon holds onto the ropes as Solo attempts a dropkick, Symon makes the tag, Batali comes in, quickly knocks Luke off the ropes, than starts punching away at Solo, off the ropes, and a back elbow. Batali sends Solo to the corner, follows with a clothesline coming in, and Solo goes down. Symon comes in the ring, Symon and Batali go for a Double DDT on Solo, but Luke comes in, and clubs Symon out of the ring. Solo hits Batali with the Light Saber (Retail Driver), gets the three. Han Solo and Luke Skywalker are the winners.
"The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne heads out to the ring and gets booed by the crowd.
"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH comes out next, gets booed louder, and taunts the crowd as he enters the ring.
Fozzie Osbourne and JTH stand side by side waiting for their opponents to comes out. Than "007" James Bond’s music plays, he heads out to the entrance way, stops and then looks back, and waits for his partner. Then Sexy Boy plays and as soon as it plays, JTH darts out of the ring and over the barricade wall, through the crowd, and stops right in front of an exit area of the floor. Suddenly "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels stills shows up behind JTH knowing what JTH was going to do. As JTH turns around, HBK gives JTH Sweet Chin Music, and starts pounding away at JTH in the exit area of the arena.
James Bond runs down to the ring, Fozzie tries to attack Bond, but Bond ducks underneath the attempt, than hits the Secret Agent Slam on Fozzie down, than locks on the Ankle Lock on Fozzie. Fozzie is desperately tapping out and the camera heads back to JTH and HBK.
HBK still is pounding down the man that cost him the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. He finally stop, points to JTH’s unmoving face, says something to him, than poses over top of JTH as the show ends.
Quick Results
Cosmo Kramer defeated Simon Cowell via pinfall
Lara Croft defeated Britney Spears via pinfall
Johnny Bravo defeated Chris Brown via pinfall
Luke Skywalker & Han Solo defeated Iron Chef America via Solo pinning Batali
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH & Fozzie Osbourne vs. “007” James Bond and "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, which was changed to the main event during the show, never began due to out-of-control brawls
Norfolk Scope
Norfolk, Virginia
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009
Recap of Hot As Hell airs. It ends with JTH standing over HBK and fades.
Break It Down by Chris Warren Band plays to start the show and JTH comes out to a full pledge of boos as he enters the ring with a mic in hand.
JTH: You know so many people seem to want to know my motives for kicking the day lights out of Shawn Michaels at Hot As Hell. *Boos* And the answer is quite simple… None! …That’s right people, none! No motive whatsoever! *Boos* At Hot as Hell, I did the two things I said I was going to do: One, was call right the match right down the middle; which I did. And two, anybody that got in my face of JTH, was getting their lights knocked… the hell… out. *Boos* Zangief was dumb, came out as expected, tried to get involved, but failed miserably; then I ran in the ring, and counted Chuck Norris down. if I had a motive against HBK, I wouldn’t have done it, but I did. Than Shawn Michaels broke the golden rule, HBK got in my face, and argued where I was; you don’t do that to any referee period, let alone me. *Heavy boos* You knew the risk you took Shawn, you stuck your hand in the alligator’s mouth, so the gator chopped down, and cost you everything. The only person you can blame Shawn, for your incompetence, is Shawn Michaels.
JTH Drops the mic and the crowd boos heavily as he leaves.
Cosmo Kramer vs. Simon Cowell
Ref: Herb Dean
Tie up by the two, Simon Cowell puts Cosmo Kramer into a Arm Wrench, twists the arm, Kramer reverses and turns it into his own arm wrench, than Cowell grabs Kramer, turns it into a Snapmare, and takes Kramer down. Kramer quickly floats over and puts Cowell into a hammerlock, Cowell trying to fight out of it rams Kramer back into the corner, than starts kicking and punching away at Kramer. Kramer begins to fight out of the corner, but Cowell quickly stops the momentum with a knee to the gut. Cowell than grabs both of Kramer’s arm, puts his boot behind Kramer’s head, gives a big stomp to the back of the head of Kramer in a Curb Stomp style move, cover, and a two count. Cowell then starts choking Kramer right in front of the ref and breaks on four. Kramer gives Cowell a shot to the face as Cowell comes back in, than starts to get some momentum again. Kramer comes off the ropes, gives a big elbow to the face of Cowell, more big shots to the face, than Kramer sends Cowell off the ropes, hits an Inverted Atomic Drop, than a Jawbreaker, and Cowell goes down. Kramer heads to the top rope, jumps off, but Cowell buries a fist to the gut of Kramer as he comes down. Cowell then grabs Kramer, places Kramer’s throat on his knee, smashes his throat over Cowell’s knee like a Windpipe Crusher, but Kramer counters, bounces off the ropes, hits The Giddy Up, makes the cover, and gets the three.
Lara Croft vs. Britney Spears
Ref: Mario Yamasaki
Britney Spears starts poking fun at Lara Croft which Croft doesn’t take too well. Croft tackles Spears to the ground and slams Spears’ head into the mat. Croft then picks up Spears with ease, drops her with a back breaker, cover, and a two count. Croft just starts slapping Spears in the back of the head just toying with her, grabs her by the hair, the ref tells her to break to which Croft drops Spears, she falls face first on the mat, and Croft gets right in the referee’s face. Spears reverses the Irish Whip, gives Croft a clothesline coming in sends Croft to the opposite corner, gives a running foot to the gut, than a dropkick to the gut sending Croft down, cover, and a two count. Spears just starts wailing away at Croft and Croft grabs Spears pulling her down Spears neck lands on the bottom rope stunning Spears. Croft gives Spears a Tomb Raider Drop, makes the cover, and gets the three. Lara Croft is the winner.
Mr. C.C. is backstage looking back and forth at two different people.
Mr. C.C.: So let me get this straight, you two refuse to face each other?
Camera zooms back showing "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne and "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH.
Fozzie: Yeah pretty much. I got no beef with this guy and there is no reason to fight this man.
JTH: So I suggest you do something about this Mr. C.C.?
Mr. C.C.: Okay. You two don’t want to face each other, then I’ll pair you guys up as a team. But you’ll face two people of my choosing in the main event.
JTH: Fine.
Both "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH and "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne leave.
Johnny Bravo vs. Chris Brown
Ref: Big John McCarthy
Johnny Bravo easily pushes Chris Brown back to the corner, pounds Brown in the corner, Bravo poses to the crowd, pulls Brown out, and clotheslines him down. Bravo sends Brown to the corner, runs at Brown, connects with a Body Splash, and Brown falls to the mat. Bravo picks up Brown, gives him a Powerbomb, flexes to the crowd, the crowd goes crazy cover it, and a two count. Bravo sends Brown off the ropes, misses the clothesline, Brown comes off the ropes, connects with a running fist that knocks down Bravo, Brown heads to the top rope, connects with a Diving Clothesline, cover, and a two count. Brown mocks Bravo by posing to the crowd as he heads to the top rope again, waits for Bravo to get to his feet, jumps off, and Bravo hits a clothesline. Bravo grabs Brown, hits the Man I’m Pretty Slam, makes the cover, and gets the three. Johnny Bravo his gone on a bit of a winning streak.
Screen shows that the Main Event for next show will be Mr. Clean vs. Chuck Norris for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship.
Han Solo & Luke Skywalker vs. Iron Chef America (Mario Batali & Michael Symon) w/Cat Cora
Ref: Herb Dean
Han Solo and Mario Batali start the match. Batali quickly gives takes Solo down with a Double Arm Whip to the whip, another tie up, Batali than gives a fireman’s carry takedown into an arm lock. Irish Whip, a Hip Toss to Solo, than an Arm Wrench, and a tag to Michael Symon, Symon comes in, kicks Solo in the chops, than a straight punch taking Solo down. Solo then gets up in a fit of rage, pushes Symon back to the ropes, punches Symon in the face, clotheslines Symon down. Solo tags Luke, he comes in, knees Symon in the face, gives a big suplex, floats over into the pin, and a two count. Luke tags back in Solo, Luke sends Symon off the ropes, Luke drops down, Symon hopes over Luke, Solo connects with a vicious clothesline, cover, and a two count. Solo sends Symon off the rope, Symon holds onto the ropes as Solo attempts a dropkick, Symon makes the tag, Batali comes in, quickly knocks Luke off the ropes, than starts punching away at Solo, off the ropes, and a back elbow. Batali sends Solo to the corner, follows with a clothesline coming in, and Solo goes down. Symon comes in the ring, Symon and Batali go for a Double DDT on Solo, but Luke comes in, and clubs Symon out of the ring. Solo hits Batali with the Light Saber (Retail Driver), gets the three. Han Solo and Luke Skywalker are the winners.
"The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne heads out to the ring and gets booed by the crowd.
"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH comes out next, gets booed louder, and taunts the crowd as he enters the ring.
Fozzie Osbourne and JTH stand side by side waiting for their opponents to comes out. Than "007" James Bond’s music plays, he heads out to the entrance way, stops and then looks back, and waits for his partner. Then Sexy Boy plays and as soon as it plays, JTH darts out of the ring and over the barricade wall, through the crowd, and stops right in front of an exit area of the floor. Suddenly "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels stills shows up behind JTH knowing what JTH was going to do. As JTH turns around, HBK gives JTH Sweet Chin Music, and starts pounding away at JTH in the exit area of the arena.
James Bond runs down to the ring, Fozzie tries to attack Bond, but Bond ducks underneath the attempt, than hits the Secret Agent Slam on Fozzie down, than locks on the Ankle Lock on Fozzie. Fozzie is desperately tapping out and the camera heads back to JTH and HBK.
HBK still is pounding down the man that cost him the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. He finally stop, points to JTH’s unmoving face, says something to him, than poses over top of JTH as the show ends.
Quick Results
Cosmo Kramer defeated Simon Cowell via pinfall
Lara Croft defeated Britney Spears via pinfall
Johnny Bravo defeated Chris Brown via pinfall
Luke Skywalker & Han Solo defeated Iron Chef America via Solo pinning Batali
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH & Fozzie Osbourne vs. “007” James Bond and "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, which was changed to the main event during the show, never began due to out-of-control brawls
In : Results